"Another Christmas Carol" by James Martin (amateurerotica.guide@miningco.com). My husband has always been reluctant to buy me sexy lingerie. At first he would simply say, "You already look sexy; and all I'd do would be take it off of you." When I explained that that activity itself might be interesting, he switched from the utilitarian argument to the more ambiguous statement that "it gets hard when he has to deal with the sales personnel." I assumed that "hard" meant "difficult" and that "it" was a weak and indefinite use of a pronoun, common among non-English teachers. Having read this story, I now understand his problem: "it" has a more definite antecedent, and "hard" refers to epidermal surface tension.

This is a very clever story about a man who goes shopping to buy lingerie for his wife for Christmas. If sales personnel gave all their customers this much attention, they would certainly earn their Christmas bonuses.