"Stuffing the Old Gobbler" by MrSpraycan. Guest review by DG.

Polly comes from a dysfunctional, poor, redneck family, the kind that isn't particularly supportive of lesbians. Understandably, she doesn't make it back to the old Kentucky homestead too often. But this year she decides to go back for Thanksgiving, to see if anything has changed. Like Pa's underwear, for instance. At first it seems like a mistake: she takes some heat for her all- black clothes and her vegetarianism, not to mention her pussy eatin', as dear old Ma calls it. But after dinner, while stretching her legs on a walk, she meets up with Cousin Jane, a shapely blonde. Turns out Jane is recently divorced, down on men, and is looking to try out one of those 'alternative lifestyles' everyone is talking about. Let the games begin.

I won't beat around the bush here: I think Mr Spraycan is one of the best erotic writers I've read. Maybe the best, period - depends on my mood. If I'm feeling a little antisocial and rebellious, maybe had a few drinks, this guy is number one. You won't find any lovey-dovey romance in a Spraycan story, or much foreplay, either. This guy writes for men. What you will find is laugh-out-loud funny observations, great characters and dialogue, and lots of raunchy, explicit sex. All delivered in a breezy, efficient writing style that keeps the eyes moving down the screen.

The only complaint I have about Mr Spraycan is that his stories are hard to find. He has this strange, subversive notion that he should be paid for his work, rather than giving it away for free, and what he does post often goes straight to soc.spanking or someplace like that. According to the header for this story, he's going to be making a lot more of his stories available for free on his web page in the near future. That's good news in my book.