"Wagtail" by Uther Pendragon (anon584c@nyx.net). The keynote speaker for the Shriners' convention was at the podium, delivering the opening address. He asked, "How many of you have ever seen a ghost?". There was a showing of perhaps forty hands, to which the speaker asked, "How many of you have ever spoken with a ghost?". This time twenty or so conventioneers raised their hands. To the next question, "How many of you have ever actually touched a ghost?" only about ten hands filled the air. The speaker paused for a moment, and then delivered his final query: "How many of you have had sex with a ghost?" In the very back of the auditorium a lone hand remained aloft. "Would the ushers please escort that gentleman to the stage?" After a couple of moments' delay the man was brought forward. When the man arrived on stage, the speaker asked him, "Well Sir, tell us what it was like to have sex with a ghost.", The man replied, "Ghost? I'm sorry, I thought ya said goat!"

Which brings us to the subject of this story. Or at least as close as I can get. In my index at the beginning of each set of reviews I try to use a short phrase to describe each story. Right now I have no idea how I'll describe this one.

The narrator is King of his Family, which he runs with an iron hand. When he catches the family dog, Wagtail, with his tongue licking his teenage daughter's pussy, he paddles the girl severely. He enjoys the spankings, even though she hates them. Activities escalate. To complicate matters, the man next-door is a shut-in who uses binoculars to look at the world and a computer to communicate with it.

The sexual descriptions are not at all vivid, and even though the story contains bestiality, incest, and rape, it's not predominantly about any of those topics. It's just a good, creative story.