"Woman Being Tongued to Orgasm While Reciting the Names of North American Capitol Cities" by Mark Aster (MyFrThAl@aol.com). Actually, that word in the title should be "Capital." The word "Capitol" refers specifically to the building.

The story is about what the title says. It proves that almost anything can be sexy if you put yourself in the right frame of mind. I'm pretty sure I couldn't do this without notes.