"Shish Kebab" by Lingua (lingua@acay.com.au). This is a story about two people having sex in the midst of excellent imagery, use of words, and allusions; for example, "Double, double toil and trouble. My fire burns, my cauldron bubbles. But the great dramatist never envisaged anything like this scene." Or "That finger, and the gently sharp teeth rasping your cockhead, seem to be the trigger that detonates your cache of white explosive." Or maybe "More of your mayonnaise spills from your glans and drenches my hand."

My only problem with this story was its use of metric measurements. I still have no idea how long the guy's cock was.