"Make ****** Fast" by Delta (delta@bc.sympatico.ca). In these reviews I have occasionally expressed my bemused bewilderment over the chain letters that I sometimes receive via e-mail. One of my speculations has been about the meaning of the statement "this letter has been around the world five times." Is five times good or bad for e-mail? And how do they know which direction the mail went in the first place, and what constitutes a circumnavigation of the globe?

Delta has taken a more detailed, satirical approach in her reaction to chain spam. The ****** in the title stands for what it usually stands for on the net, only it's usually spelled ****. Delta's story is based on the premise that one can send one's lover to the top name in the left column or whatever those letters require. Sounds like fun, you may think; but as the story will show, there could be some negative repercussions.

By the way, I have never given an Orion rating of 10 to anyone.