"Interpreter" by Mark (MarkB@aboy.demon.co.uk). The man is sitting at a boring meeting of the European Commission, listening to a boring interpreter translate a boring speech to him. Then there's a pause in the action, and the voice of the boring interpreter is replaced by the sexy voice of a mysterious woman who starts working sexual innuendoes into the translation. The man realizes that he's the only person getting the English feed, and so some hot one-on-one action seems to be in order. This is really creative stuff!