Hester" by Friar Dave. Hester and Dan have a wonderful sex life, except that she feels bad because she doesn't like to swallow his cum. One day she returns from a self-improvement retreat with the news that she has undergone self-hypnosis, and now whenever she hears the word "honey" she is possessed by an overwhelming horniness that won't subside until she gulps down a healthy dose of cum. This strategy works, and pretty soon cum swallowing is her favorite thing - she even resorts to special herbs that help Dan generate more cum so that she'll have more to swallow. Indeed, she begins to like his cum so much that she cancels the keyword - no more "honey," just suck and swallow whenever she feels turned on. But a problem develops: Dan discovers that the ONLY type of sex Hester wants is swallowing his cum; he wants some cuddling and some ordinary sex as well. And he has this pain in his crotch.

So here we have a paradoxical reversal of the stereotypical sex problem: the guy is getting too much excellent head and has to figure out a way to get the woman to cuddle and let him lick her pussy and whisper sweet nothings from time to time. My personal opinion at this point was that the mistake was in choosing "honey" for the trigger word. I would have gone with "Rumpelstiltskin" or "avatar" or some other incredibly obscure word. Ooops! That wouldn't work. We might have her going on her rampage while taking the SAT or GRE or while doing the monthly vocabulary quiz in Readers Digest or listening to a news report about the finals of the National Spelling Bee. Well, you'll just have to read the story to see how they resolve this issue.