"All This for Only 79 Cents?" by The Bear (thebear@io.com). Like the preceding story, this one is an entry in Malinov's spam title contest. The idea seems to be to find a spam line in a.s.s. and then to write a story to go with that title. This is the best entry I've seen so far. A married man sneaks into a sex shoppe to buy a cheap magazine. Finding there is no such thing, he purchases a postcard for 79 cents (including tax); but then the only other customer in the store has a seizure or something. While the rescue workers are coming for that poor wretch, the woman from upstairs comes down to give that man the blowjob for which he has paid. Since nobody knows any better, Our Hero accepts the blowjob and goes home. Hence the title. This is a very creative little story.