"The Virgin Mary Maguire" by Deidre Ng (DeidreNg@aol.com). As you may recall, I try to be an egalitarian person. That means I don't like to perpetuate stereotypes, especially about people who are oppressed by society. This is why I occasionally object to stories that picture black men with "monster cocks" or white women who can think of nothing better than to get one of those black monster cocks inside them. As I began this story, I faced a problem of religious prejudice. I don't mind if people poke fun at the Amish or the Jehovah's Witnesses, but I draw the line at Catholics and Jews - Orthodox Jews, at least. In fact, I have in my files an email message from Mother Angelica in which she praises me for upholding the reputation of nuns in this newsgroup.

So what we have here is a basic moral dilemma. This is a cute little story about a perverted little slut who is apparently possessed by a sexual demon that makes her seduce just about everybody she cums in contact with. I enjoyed the story, but goodness knows - the pope and his friends have enough problems nowadays without having to worry about their Church being slammed on a.s.s. by an Oriental American with a devilish sense of humor. What with the pedophile priests - Aha! There's the answer. This is actually a DEFENSE of the Catholic priesthood - the priest may have his nose buried in the Virgin Mary Maguire's virginal but distinctly unchaste panties, but at least he's engaging in a good, healthy, heterosexual perversion! Gag me with the Virgin Mary Maguire's cum-stained panties that have just been sliding into her asscrack if this story doesn't deserve an award from the Catholic Defense League!