"The Drive In" by Mike Hunt (MrM1KE@aol.com). The author himself says that this is a simple suck and fuck story. That means that there will be no character development or philosophical insights about the meaning of life - unless, of course, sucking and fucking ARE the meaning of life.

The basic plot consists of two guys and a girl who go to a drive-in on a double date which one of their dates missed because she cut her finger. So the one girl says to her boyfriend in the front seat, "I can't fuck with you with Mike Hunt in the back seat." And so they all three get in the back seat and have a threesome.

This story has some problems with anachronisms. For example, it assumes that drive-ins that showed x-rated movies existed on this planet at the same time that there were answering machines. But hey, this is a suck and fuck story, not the History Channel.

But a little historical background may be necessary. Drive-ins (also known as passion pits) were places where non-Catholic guys and girls went to have sex in their cars while somebody played movies on a large screen. Or at least that's what Sister Mary Marshmallow said. Like, the film could break, and nobody would notice for a half hour or so. And for some reason cars rocked back and forth in odd ways.

To my eternal embarrassment, the first time I was asked to go on a date to a drive-in, I asked what movie was playing there.