"Two-Time Loser" by PleaseCain (pleasecain@aol.com). This story is incomplete, distorted, and confusing; but these characteristics enhance rather than hurt the quality of this story. The incompleteness, distortion, and confusion are deliberate: they reflect the state of mind of the narrator, who has lost a bet of some kind to his girlfriend and has decided to get even with her. In his warped mind he thinks he is getting revenge by doing a striptease in front of her friends, but... well, you read the story and see why the author gave it this title.