"In/Out Law" by Michael K. Smith (mksmith@metronet.com). This is my kind of short story. Actually, I have grown to enjoy stories that include more unusual forms of sexual activity; but this story describes the simpler kinds of events that I like to imagine happening in my own life or in the lives of my friends. Tom has been married and divorced, and during this story his sister-in-law tells Tom that his brother has been cheating on her. Instead of fucking her brains out right then and there, he tries to help her solve the problem and then makes gentle love to her. Instead of having sex with the children, he converses with them and helps them do well in school and adjust to the problems of their life. Instead of suggesting a sex-change operation, torturing the husband and his lover, proposing a threesome or foursome, or resorting to mind control, he marries the lady; and they live happily ever after. The author even makes all this boring stuff sound interesting and romantic.