"The Absolutely Astounding Adventures of Angelica Ahsmacker" by Tom Bombadil. This is a sexually explicit version of a cliffhanger - one of those media productions that used to exist as television serials and which one can still find on the cartoon channel on cable TV. This episode begins with Angelica Ahsmacker and her faithful sidekick, Tiny Silvertongue, hanging over a cliff. Not really, of course. Angelica is actually tied to a log and about to be bisected laterally by a buzz saw. As the author puts it: "It was a race between the awful arms of that molestation machine and the terrible teeth of that spinning saw to see which would be the first to delve deep into the defenseless damsel's dampening divinity."

I enjoy this sort of thing immensely. This author is creative in both his plot development and in his use of language. {I enjoy cunning linguists.} If you like humor and alliteration with your sex, you'll enjoy this story.