"Bees" by Mat Twassel (mmtwassel@aol.com). This was the 33rd story I read for this contest; it was the first one that made me lean back in my chair and laugh out loud. But it's not just funny; it's also very sexy - even though no sex actually occurs during the story - at least not on stage. This story uses a wonderful combination of innocence and innuendo to answer the common question, what can possibly go wrong (or right) if a wife puts her panties into her husband's lunch bag instead of a napkin and the husband goes out for lunch with someone else and passes the lunch bag unopened along to the sexy receptionist? The answer has something to do with one's belly button and about 500 bees.