"Open Big" by Thomas A. Long (pantsuit@prairienet.org). This is a very good story, but it is somewhat confusing and therefore hard to describe. Transparently about the dental orifice, it focuses on oral and anal sex, giving little attention to nasal sex. Apparently I am not the only person who uses sexual fantasies to ward off the potential pain that the dentist might inflict. For my part, I make a specific effort not to get too turned on in the dentist's chair, even though I engage in sexual fantasies while the dentist does his sadistic work. My goal is to use good thoughts to ward off bad ones; I'm paying good money, and I am interested in good teeth, not good head.

I prepare for my visits to the dentist by copulating frantically with my husband at least twice the night before the visit; and I have actually been known to cancel an appointment because I couldn't complete my preparations. Do you think the dentist or his hygienist suspect what goes on in my mind? I do get pretty relaxed and horny when the nitrous oxide kicks in; but I try to think about quiet, sexy scenes from the past, and I deliberately exclude the person whose breasts are dangling just inches from my doped up face and the guy holding the gadget that could do wonders for my cunt or ass at thirty thousand rpm with the proper attachment. Am I wrong in suspecting that my dentist's chair is not as virginal as the typical cheerleader at a Baptist summer camp? This is all very confusing; and so is the story. But it's very funny!