"Shorts Stories" - by Mike Hunt (M1KE HUNT@aol.com). These are short stories at least partially about shorts. In the first story the guy goes into the exercise room at a motel and sees a sexy woman in shorts. His goal is to get into her shorts. He offers to give her a massage, and she agrees as long as there is no funny business. I guess it all depends on how you define "funny" and "business." A major difference between this and the previous story is that the pick-up process is a lot more creative.

In the second story the guy lies down on the beach in a position that lines him up perfectly with two sunbathing girls. If their genders were reversed, they would have a beaver shot; but I don't remember exactly what you call it when you can look up and see a guy's erection up the loose leg of his shorts while he sunbathes. Anyway, he takes a nap and then incorporates this into his pick-up line.