"My Six Year Itch" by Anne Arbor (AnneArbor@hotmail.com). Guest review by Father Angelico.

{Father Angelico purports to have a cable TV show on the Internal Word Television Network. The IWTN appears to be nonsensical, and should probably not be viewed by people who are easily beguiled by lunatics. Comments inserted in brackets are mine.}

This is a story about perverts - vile, wicked, depraved, degenerate perverts. The husband and wife have begun to take each other for granted. Instead of doing something constructive - like going to church together {or reading Celestial Reviews out loud to each other} - the husband goes on a business trip and the wife meets a wicked and immoral man at a seminar at work.

Beware of Australians! There is something inherently wrong with people who take pride in being "down under."

She doesn't say "no," and he takes that as a "maybe", which is really a tacit "yes". She wants to feel him making love to her more than he wants to tell him to stop and let her think logically. With her husband it's lovemaking, but with this lover it's raw sex, and she likes the difference. Alas and woe! I'd like to turn this evil vixen over my knee and spank her little ass! She gives new meaning to the word flagitious!

This was a despicable story! Just say NO to sex!