"Red Hot" by Sue (suenh@kear.tdsnet.com). This story has a build-up that is itself longer than most of the sex stories on this newsgroup. By the time the real sex got started, I felt that I actually knew the participants.

Sue serves as an art consultant to an elementary school. She meets with the teachers and principal; and after school she finds it necessary to accompany John (the principal) and two of the teachers (Polly and Michael) to the married couple's house. The chemistry starts to warm up when Michael shows Sue how to improve her technique at cutting zucchini - a vegetable I have never before seen mentioned on this newsgroup. The others eventually discover that this person with them is THE SueNH from the most popular Newsgroup on Internet. John has practically died and gone to heaven, because not only does he lurk on alt.sex.stories (which draws him to Sue), but he also is constantly on the alert for stories and pictures of red-heads (a disability which attracts him to Polly). Fortunately, John is not also attracted to burly, male, Eastern European art teachers; and so the prospects for grouping and groping look good.

When someone suggests that Sue could write a story about their gathering, she disingenuously suggests that she needs more hints, and then the orgy ensues. It turns out that red-haired Polly does not object in principle to making it with her principal when she lets her down, and Michael is especially interested in Sue now that he has learned that she is one of the three hottest women on alt.sex.stories. It is only fitting that I end this pun-filled paragraph with Sue's own award-winning statement about Polly as she went to work on John: "Normally he was the principal. Tonight she was the headmistress." And I was so damned pleased with my own humble pun about the orgy ensuing!

An interesting element of the story is that Sue several times mentions her own personal distaste for anal sex. She likes to be rimmed, but objects up the ass tend to strike her as painful. {You know, it's really hard to write this paragraph without sounding like I'm making puns! But I'm trying to be serious here.} The effect is really interesting. Sue is actually able to make the story more erotic by mentioning the kind of sex she is NOT having.