"Redeye" by Tom Bombadil (stbush@iglou.com). This author has decided that since Deirdre has stopped writing stories, he'll try to take over for her. To accomplish this, he has decided to write very short stories in which the narrator routinely discloses absolutely astonishing sexual behaviors that will throw the reader for a loop. However, "Redeye" is not a Deirdre story, nor is it even Sherwood Anderson. This story suggests that this author is the reincarnation of Saki (H.H. Munro)! Look that one up in your Funk and Wagnalls! Even though it will take you longer to find and download this story than it will take to read it, it's a very good story.