"Christmas Break" by Mat Twassel (mmtwassel@aol.com). The man is sitting in his office, watching the consultant finish up her work at the computer. The company makes screen savers, and he doesn't know for sure whether she is testing his in-house version, which contains embedded erotic events . He also can't help thinking about the doorknob in her hotel room and the wonderful things the consultant might do to herself before or after a shower. Eventually, he confronts her on the elevator with a mild sexual innuendo. For the denouement, you'll have to read this delightful story yourself.