"Scorpio Madness" by Green Onions (flagger@world.std.com). The man has been happily married to a full-figure woman, whose figure has become even fuller. He relishes her sensuous rotundity, but her obesity is a source of embarrassment to her; and the result is a withdrawal from sexual intimacies. What will they do? Well, this story isn't posted on alt.marital.counseling, so you won't be surprised to know that when the narrator meets another woman (Rikki) on the Internet, two marriages become sexually rejuvenated as a result of their clandestine association.

The cyberlovers should have suspected that things were getting out of hand (!) when he sends her a scanned Polaroid picture of him shooting his cum into his own mouth. This is a little hard to imagine. Not the cumshsot - but how in the world would he manage to take a picture of it. If you know how to do this, send me just the answer, not the picture.

Pretty soon they are exchanging clothing by mail (PO Box, of course). At this point I should mention that neither my spellcheck not my excellent unabridged dictionary recognized the word "cumwear," which refers to such items as the lady's panties into which the male recipient has masturbated after receiving them still wet via USPS in their double ziplock bags. After a short time, the lovers meet in person at a highway rest stop, where they frolic sexually in the nearby woods.

The sex in this story is sometimes wonderfully creative. For example, I have never even thought of ingesting a brownie as part of a French kiss while driving down the highway. The story is full of surprises. After they get pulled over by a cop while they are engaged in foreplay at a high rate of speed, nobody has sex with Officer Hardass, but he does escape with Rikki's panties. You can now probably guess the part of the country in which this story takes place.

The author deals with several topics that are at least non-traditional on a.s.s. - if not actually controversial. For example, most a.s.s. heroines are built like supermodels. This one is frankly fat, but that doesn't lessen her joi de vivre or her ability to give and receive sexual pleasure. In addition, I have omitted the descriptions of urination as part of the sexual activity. The author obviously thrives on "watersports." While I acknowledge that taking a leak in the great outdoors has occasionally given me a feeling of liberation that could almost be described as sexy, I simply do not see the enjoyment in deliberately drinking a partner's pee during sexual activities. I'm not a doctor, but we're talking about consuming waste products; that's gotta be at least as dangerous to one's health as smoking.

This author writes extremely well. The narrative and action flow smoothly and naturally. The author has a wonderful ability to adjust his language to express the reality of a situation as well as the emotions of the participants. Even though some of the activities would not be of interest to me personally, they are nevertheless fascinating; and it's just plain fun to read about two people enjoying each other so much. (Rating: 10)