This is a make believe story about make believe characters.



Mass Effect 3: Hard Reporting
(FF, herm)
by Big Red Dope (bigreddope@hotmail.com)

"Hey EDI, how are our fuel and supplies looking?" Shepard asked
as she boarded the Normandy at dock D24.

"Everything has been taken care of commander. We will be ready to
leave once everyone returns to the ship."

"Thank you EDI. Let me know if anything comes up."

"Shepard there is one thing."

"Already?"

"Ms. Allers waited until almost everyone was gone then brought an
asari on board."

"Let me guess. It's not Liara and she's not with the Alliance
either."

"No commander."

"Thank you. I'll take care of this."

***

Shepard came to a stop in front of Diana Allers' door, but it did
not open. "EDI unlock the door."

"The door is now unlocked Shepard."

Shepard barged into Diana's room and found the reporter lying on
her bed, legs spread, with the asari's head buried between them.
Except the asari's head wasn't exactly buried. It was bobbing up
and down. None of that mattered to Shepard though.

"Asari get your things and get out of here before I physically
throw you out."

"Fine," the blue female replied as she brought her head up with
the smacking of her lips, "but if I'm not getting the tour of the
ship I was promised, then I'm getting paid my usual fee."

"Crap," Diana mumbled as she rolled to the side of her bed and
grabbed her omni-tool. "You just cost me two thousand credits
Shepard," the reporter complained as she transferred the money to
the asari.

Shepard waited until the door closed behind the asari prostitute
before speaking. "Are you stupid Allers?"

"What?"

"Answer my question!" Shepard snapped.

"No, I'm not stupid!"

"Do you remember what I said about non-crew and non-Alliance
personnel?"

"We couldn't bring them on board unless you said it was okay."

"I think I see what's going on here. You're not stupid, you just
choose to ignore my rules."

"You said you didn't want to see anyone going into the red light
district while we were here so I brought Miko onboard instead.
The Citadel has cameras everywhere."

"And you thought this was a better idea?"

"Look I'm sorry Shepard. It won't happen again."

"You're right it won't happen again. Get your shit and get off my
ship!"

"You can't be serious! I'm sorry I brought Miko here, but next to
nobody wants to have sex with someone who has tits, an ass, and a
penis!"

"Really? Your lack of sex is the reason you broke one of my
rules? You do realize science is doing some amazing things these
days. I was brought back from the dead if you recall."

"Yeah the operation is easy enough to do if you have a good
doctor. Good luck though if all you can afford is a hack."

"Not my problem. Get dressed, get your stuff, and leave. Now
Allers."

"Come on Shepard don't kick me off. I've done nothing but file
upbeat reports about you and the war. I let you decide which
parts to leave in and which parts to take out. I even 'lost'
reports because you didn't want me to send them."

"You're not the only reporter on the Citadel who would do me
favors like that."

"But would they be willing to keep you company at night and help
you relieve stress?" Diana asked getting up off the bed to pose
for Shepard. "Do they have a nice thick seven inch long shaft to
ride you with?" She then turned around exposing her backside to
the commander. "Or a nice taut ass like this?"

"You're cute Allers and you've got a nice butt, but I'm not a
fifteen year old with a hard-on. Get your shit and go," Shepard
said with some finality before she headed towards the door.

"Commander please don't do this!" Diana begged. "I'll be out of
work and have no where to go if you kick me off the Normandy!"

"Not my problem."

"God damn it!" Diana screamed suddenly in anger. "You Alliance
types are all unbelievable assholes! I would've thought you of
all people would be more understanding having worked with turian,
quarian, krogan, geth, and Cerberus. But no, you treat me like
every other ship captain I've dealt with!"

Shepard stopped just at the door, sighed heavily, and turned
around. "What are you running your mouth about? And before you
start get dressed so I won't have any... distractions."

Diana began her story as she slipped on her bra and panties.
"Commander, you're the absolute last chance I get before I get
fired from the Alliance News Network. I've been on five other
alliance ships before the Normandy and somehow the captains found
out that I... wasn't put together correctly. When they did they
would say something insulting or lewd then stop talking to me all
together before I was kicked off the ship for some bullshit
reason like starting fights between the crew or being a dangerous
nuisance in some other way."

"What did your bosses say when you told them that?"

"You think I'm going to say something to them? What am I going to
say? I was kicked off because I have a penis?"

"It's discrimination."

"I don't care. Even if the network took my side would do you
think would happen? At the very least a complaint will be filed
and the ship captain will be accused of discrimination against
people like me. The various news outlets will have a field day
with it and I'm not about to become the butt of jokes. Doing
reports from the Normandy was my last chance. It had to be your
ship because you've said no to everyone else that's asked and if
I blow this whether it's your fault or mine then I'm fired and I
get no more chances."

"Okay... You've convinced me for now, but don't get too
comfortable."

"God that's a relief. Thank you Shepard!" Diana breathed with a
heavy relief as she fell back onto her bed now donning her
official ANN outfit.

***

"Hey Liara, Samantha said you wanted to see me?" Shepard asked as
she entered Liara's room

"Yes Shepard. I did some digging and found the information you
were looking for."

"And?"

"It seems Ms. Allers' story is true. She has been removed from
five other ships as a reporter. The odd thing though is that
according to my sources within the Alliance the reason given all
five times was that she let slip secret war information in her
reports. However it's not specified which reports or what
information is being referred to."

"Assuming that the reasons given for removing Diana are false why
was she kicked off?"

"This," Liara said bringing up a video on her console. It was a
tame and boring video of Diana showering with the exception that
her manhood could plainly be seen.

"So she was telling the truth."

"You knew about this?"

"I was about to kick her off the ship for a different reason and
she gave me what I thought was a far-fetched sob story."

"People of her kind are rare, but they're still one of the last
acceptable targets of discrimination for all species though
everyone will claim it is wrong. If I had to guess she doesn't
want to file a report because she doesn't want to become the face
of a cause and be ridiculed for it at the same time."

"Thanks for your help Liara," Shepard said before turning and
walking towards the door.

"What are you going to do with her?"

"Nothing."

"Good," Liara smiled as she deleted Diana's shower from her
console and returned to work.

***

As Shepard entered Diana's room the reporter stood up with her
footlocker prepped and sitting next to her. "Even though things
didn't work out like I had hoped it's been and honor and a
pleasure working with you Commander Shepard. You treated me
better than most and your reaction to me was the least
revolting."

"Better than most? Did you leave one or two of the ships
voluntarily?"

"I'm sorry. You treated me better than any other captain I've
dealt with. They were all men so maybe that had something to do
with it. I don't know... Anyway, like I said it was a pleasure."

"Unpack your things Diana. I've decided to let you stay for a
little while longer."

"What? Are you sure?" the reporter with a surprised look.

"Yes I'm sure, unless you want to leave with only half the story
to file. We still have to meet the quarians and figure out what
their problem is along with who knows what else afterwards."

"Thank you thank you thank you!" Diana squealed with delight
giving Shepard a quick hug and a kiss on the check.

"You're welcome," Shepard replied as the reporter grinned like a
newcomer with their first major assignment. "Just don't reveal
anything classified in your reports."

***

 "Samantha send up Diana Allers please. She wanted an interview
about the geth and quarian."

"Yes commander."

A few minutes later the door to Shepard's room slid open and
Diana entered with her camera. "You ready for the interview
commander?"

"Of course."

"Let me apologize before hand if I get a little bitchy. I should
say when I get bitchy. There's a small segment, albeit a vocal
one that will never trust the Geth and want them destroyed
regardless if you're the one who brokered the peace. I need to
keep them on our side less they decide to cause problems because
they think we're hiding something."

"No problem. Just don't make me punch you."

"Of course not," Diana smirked. "If you're willing to get into
fights with krogan then you're the last person I want to upset."

***

"Thank you for your time Commander Shepard," Diana said before
turning to her camera. "It's seems as though the galaxy's savior
has once again done the impossible. Only time will tell if it
will be enough to stop the Reapers." Diana smiled nicely for the
camera before it stopped transmitting and shut itself off. "Nice
interview Commander. I think we both got what we wanted."

"Now I know why the network keeping giving you all those
chances."

"You give me too much credit Shepard. Most media outlets just
require you to be pretty and literate."

"Call me Alex and you don't give yourself enough credit."

Diana and Alex smiled at each other awkwardly for a moment before
Diana broke the silence. "So what's the emergency with the asari
councilor?"

"I don't know," Shepard replied taking a step towards the
reporter. "We'll just have to wait until we get to the Citadel
before we find out." Alex stepped in close to the reporter the
smile never leaving her face and her eyes never leaving Diana.

"Shepard," Diana gasped as the commander's hands grasped her
buttocks and pulled her body against hers. Shepard leaned and
kissed the reporter on the lips.

"Yes Ms. Allers?" Alex asked as she reached for the straps of
Diana's one-piece and pulled them down exposing her firm round
breasts.

"Nevermind..." The reporter moaned as Alex's hands gripped her
breasts massaging them gently. Diana trembled her body rushing
with excitement as the commander's thumbs and fingers rolled the
reporter's nipples between them. "Alex..." Diana moaned when the
tip of Alex's tongue began flicking across the tips of her
nipples leaving its wetness behind.

"Get on the bed Allers," Shepard ordered as she stripped the
casual wear from her body.

"Yes Commander," Diana playfully replied tearing the one-piece
and her panties from her body.

The reporter climbed on the bed and began stroking her
semi-flaccid penis. She couldn't help but began to stroke her
shaft just bit faster as she looked Alex's body up and down.
Shepard was built, but non-overly masculine, and had breasts that
any woman would be proud of. Diana was also pleasantly surprised
to learn that Alex kept her hair neat and trim and not completely
bald.

"Let me get that for you."

Diana gasped as Shepard took hold of her penis and began stroking
it up and down. With each caressing touch the reporter's shaft
began to enlarge. Shepard looked at it hungrily as it expanded in
her hand. When Diana's seven inches had fully formed Alex pressed
the organ against her abdomen. Diana squealed with delight as the
commander's tongue pressed against her scrotum and began licking
it up and down.

Allers couldn't remember the last time she got attention like
this that didn't require a prostitute. She grabbed the bed sheets
and tugged on them as Shepard's tongue circled her testicles and
left not a dry spot on her skin.

"No!" Diana groaned as she came in Shepard's mouth after she had
just taken the tip of penis between her lips.

Alex worked her lips up and down Diana's shaft milking ever bit
of cum that she could. Once the bombardment of her throat
finished she raised her head long enough to lick her lips then
swallow the sticky substance.

Diana felt a rush of excitement come over her body as she had one
of the most personal and honest to goodness orgasms that she had
ever had. Looking down though she saw that she wasn't getting
limp and that Shepard was eager to put the shaft to good use
again. Having Alex's tongue slide along her member got Diana's
body running warm again.

"Let me fuck you Shepard!" The reporter begged. Her cock began
throbbing again as the tip pressed against the back of Alex's
throat and she began to worry she would come too quickly again.

As Shepard climbed onto the bed and began to straddle Diana's
body she looked down at the reporter. The reporter's face was a
picture of excitement and anticipation. If there was a more
personal reason than this to keep fighting the Reapers to keep
battling against the impossible then Alex didn't know what it
was. The reporter and the commander were with each other and were
overcome with bliss and happiness ignorant of the outside world.
Shepard barely knew the other 'woman' and though she didn't know
why she knew Diana Allers was who she wanted to be with; now and
forever however long that was.

"Oh god..." Alex moaned as the tip of Diana's shaft split her
open and slowly began to push inside her.

"Alex!" Diana gasped as the commander slowly lowered herself onto
her.

Shepard's pussy fit tight around the reporter's cock. It had to
have been awhile since the commander had even pleasured herself
with a sex toy. There's no way someone with her fame and her good
looks should have been this tight.

Those thoughts were short lived though as Shepard leaned forward
bracing herself on the bed and began to thrust her hips up and
down on Diana's shaft. Alex could feel Diana throbbing inside
her. Everytime the reporter rubbed against her insides Shepard
desperately wanted to clench Diana's member with her pussy and
come all over it.

"Fuck me Diana!" Alex begged wildly thrusting her slippery wet
privates down onto the reporter.

Diana needed no further instructions, but could barely hold on
herself. She grabbed Shepard by the hips and began violently
thrusting into her. The commander's pussy was now sopping wet
slathering Diana's dick with its juices several times over. 
Shepard moaned loudly one last time clamping down onto the
reporter's shaft with a death grip as she began to come. Her
grunts were short, but her orgasm seemed to last an eternity. It
had been a very long time since the last time Alex felt this
happy. As she started to sit up Diana gave her dick one last hard
thrust and held Shepard in place as she came a second time. Glob
after glob of her semen shot deep into Alex burying themselves in
her womb. Both women giggled as Shepard rolled off Diana and laid
at her side.

"Shepard, I... Just thank you. I really need this."

"Me too Diana... Do you think you'll ever have an operation to
get rid of your penis and become a regular woman?"

"I don't know. I've thought about it, but I don't know. If I do
then I want to be able to afford the doctor I want to do the
operation. I don't want to have to settle for someone else. Why
do you ask?"

"What happens after tonight? Was this a one night stand or do you
think we could do this again?"

Diana sat up on her side and turned to Shepard. "I guess it kind
of depends on you. A one-night stand I'm fine with, but I don't
want to enter into a friends with benefits type relationship. I
was in one of those with a captain who eventually kicked me off
his ship and I felt like shit afterwards for letting him take
advantage of me."

"You're talking about dating each other exclusively and going to
dinner and things like that?"

"I know we've got this war with the Reapers going on and that any
or all of us may not survive, but yes I don't want you fooling
around with anyone else. I want to know I'm your girl and that
you're mine." Shepard thought for a moment and Diana took the
long silence to mean no. "I understand... At least you were up
front about us. Do you mind if I use your shower?"

"Of course not."

Feeling a bit down Diana started Alex's shower and started to
clean up. Other than the vids on the extranet and digging around
Shepard's public records Diana knew very little about the
commander and chided herself for letting her crush on Alex blind
her to the fact. As far as that goes Alex knew very little about
her as well other than the fact she had been kicked off five
ships because she had a penis. As Diana began to lather her hair
she felt a presence come up behind her then press against her
backside.

"You didn't let me tell you my answer Allers."

"But you were quiet for so long," the reporter smiled as Shepard
hugged her around the waist from behind.

"I was trying to figure out which restaurant to take you to when
we reach the Citadel."

"And did you decide?"

"I did, but it's going to be a surprise. I had to move some
credits to make a reservation which is why I wasn't in here
sooner." Shepard's right hand slid down between Diana's legs and
began stroking her cock again.

Diana responded by turning around and forcing Shepard's body
against the shower wall. She then fiercely kissed Alex's lips.
"If we're going to do this then we need to hurry before somebody
comes to check on us."

"Then get going Allers. That's an order."
