This story is a work of fiction based on fictional characters, if you're not
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Final Fantasy 8: Hotdogs, Magazines, And A Big Giant Dinosaur
(MF, viol)
by Mugetsu G




"Damn it! I can't find it!" Irvine thought as he looked at his cluttered
room.

Selphie's head peaked through the doorway. "Hi Irvine!"

"Hi Selphie." Irvine said as he frantically started searching several
drawers in his desk without looking up.

"Gee, don't let me interrupt you there."

"No, no, no! I'm sorry, I've lost something and now can't seem to find it.
Believe me, I'm happy your here. It always makes me happy when you're
around," Irvine said smiling.

"You're good, you know that? You almost had me there, but I know better."

"Know better???" Irvine asked with a confused look on his face.

"Oh come on Irvine, you know you're always trying to sweet talk girls with
the vain hope of getting them into bed or in the very least getting a peek."

"Ugh... Come on Selphie, give me more credit than that."

"The day you stop looking at every girl that walks by, then I will. Until
then, no."

"You can't be serious. Every guy likes looking at good looking girls. Hell,
even Squall looks at Rinoa when he can."

"Yeah, but the difference between Squall and you is that Rinoa is the only
one female he looks at. You on the other hand look at Rinoa, Quistis, me, and
whoever else happens to be around. Hell you've even looked at Fuujin!"

"Ok fine. You're right Selphie. You win. I'm just a big raging pervert.
Now would you just please leave? I've got something to find."

"Uh huh. It wouldn't happen to be this, would it?" Selphie asked as she
held up the dirty magazine Irvine had left for Squall and Rinoa to find while
they were on their dinner date.

"Jesus Selphie no!" Irvine screamed as he got up from the trunk he had
started searching after he was done with the desk. "I was looking for this!"
Irvine held up a weapons magazine. "There's a new model chain whip featured
in this month's issue, and since Quistis' birthday is in two days and she's
paid to have my rifle modified twice when I've been broke, I was going to get
her chain whip modified for her!"

"Oh... Well I'm sorry, but even you have to admit someone wouldn't have the
best of opinions of you with as many of these magazines you have and how
you're always hitting on females."

"Ugh... Will you just go Selphie?"

"Ok, ok I will. Just tell me something."

"Oh alright," Irvine said exasperated as he slumped into his chair.

"Why do you have so many of these dirty magazines?"

"I figured you were going to ask that..."

"Ok... And?"

"You want the truth?"

"You don't have to tell me, but it'd be nice to know."

"The truth is the magazine you have in your hand is one of only two I still
have. I threw away the others, and though I've failed miserably so far I've
really tried and still am trying to change my ways around women."

"But why?" Selphie asked with a puzzled look.

With a big sigh Irvine began, "When I first joined you and the others, I
don't know if you'd call it love, but I felt something different for you
when we first met. I wanted to impress you, but didn't think to change my
ways. Anyways, as we both know I've made an ass of myself with you and I
dunno... Hell, maybe me getting Quistis' chain whip modified is my attempt
to get her to realize I'm not a bad person."

"You're not a bad person at all Irvine Kinneas," Selphie said right before
she kissed him on the cheek, her own a rosy color from hearing what he just
said.

Irvine smiled and said, "Wow, that was something I certainly didn't expect
from you, but thanks none the less."

"You're welcome!" Selphie chirped with a smile just as big as his on her
face.

"Just curious as to why you kissed me though."

"Because what I knew to be true all along was just proved."

"What was that?"

"Well as long as we're telling the truth here, I have something I have tell
you. Like you, when you first joined us I felt an immediate attraction to
you. There was just something about you that I felt to be special. Like
you said though, your antics and attitude did nothing to impress me and in
fact turned me to look the other way. However though, over time I got to
observing you and really looking at who you were, and I realized that you
were putting on an act trying to look all cool and stuff. As dumb as this
sounds I guess I was waiting for you to see the error of your ways and
finally figure out you didn't need to act all cool around me."

"Thanks Selphie, you're not too bad yourself," Irvine said smiling. "So now
I guess it's my turn to blush?"

"I WAS NOT BLUSHING!" Selphie screamed in defense.

"Sure sure. If you say so." Irvine said still smirking.

"IT'S THE TRUTH!" Selphie screamed once again in defense.

"Alright alright. I believe you. Wanna go down to the cafeteria and grab a
bite to eat?"

"Argh! You've got some nerve to tease me like that, then turn around and ask
me to grab a bite to eat with you!" Selphie stammered out as she started
calming down.

"So you don't want to go?"

"Even if you change your ways you're still going to find a way to irritate
me." With a sigh Selphie continued, "At any rate I had come up here to see
if you wanted to get something to eat so sure, let's go get something."

"Though I still say you were blushing..." Irvine said below his breath as
they left his room and headed for the cafeteria.

"What was that?"

"Oh nothing." Irvine said smiling to himself.

****

"Woo hoo! Only two more people to go!" Selphie exclaimed in delight.

"You'd figure the lines for these damn hot-dogs would get short at some point
during the day," Irvine remarked after a 38 minute wait in line.

"Oh come on, stop you're whining. We're almost there," Selphie replied.

As Selphie and Irvine were moving to second in line they heard screams from
down the hall.

"Stay here Selphie, I'll go check what's going on." Irvine said as he left
the line and ran down the hall towards the source of the screams.

"Stay here my ass! I want to know what's going on too!" Selphie yelled at
Irvine as she chased him down the hall.

"A wounded T-Rex escaped from the training facility!" She heard someone
yell.

"WHAT?!?!?" Selphie thought out loud. "I can't let Irvine fight one of
those things by himself!" With that she increased her pace down the hall.

There was indeed a T-Rex and by it's actions and apparent wounds it was hurt
very badly which made it and the situation all the more dangerous.

Irvine along with two SeeD cadets were valiantly fighting the monster, but
were obviously putting up the fight of their life.

Before Selphie could get involved, one of the cadets attacked with a gunblade
but somehow the T-Rex dodged the blow and countered with a lighting fast
swipe with it's right claw across the cadet's chest.

"Aaaaaaaaaaah!" The cadet screamed in agony as he fell to the floor
clutching his chest in a futile attempt to stop the bleeding. Within minutes
he was dead and only Irvine and the other cadet were left.

Soon the ground was cracking and shaking as Selphie cast Quake on the T-Rex.

"Shit!" Selphie thought as the badly beaten but still alive dinosaur got
back to it's feet.

Both Irvine and the remaining cadet had begun to summon a GF when the T-Rex
swung it's tail around attacking them. The cadet got the brunt of it being
hit hard and was flung across the hall smacking hard into the wall lying
motionless after landing on the floor. Irvine try to dive out of the way,
but the very end of the tail hit his leg and tossed him down the hall back
towards the cafeteria.

Fearing for Irvine's life and the people still in the cafeteria, Selphie
cast Thundaga in an attempt to distract the beast which it did. Seeing more
lively prey, the T-Rex turned towards Selphie.

"Get ready to die," Selphie said to the dinosaur as she started to cast
Quake once more, but nothing happened.

"What the hell... SHIT!" Selphie screamed to herself as she realized she
was out of Quake. "I hope she gets here in time..." Selphie murmured as
she began to summon Shiva.

The T-Rex was heading for the kill as Selphie was fumbling around trying to
summon Shiva.

"Oh my god I'm gonna die..." Selphie said in a low murmur as the dinosaur
reared up for the death blow.

Selphie expecting a giant claw to come crashing down on her, instead heard
the blood curdling screams of the T-Rex falling to the ground, dieing as it
was engulfed by a searing ball of heat from Ifrit.

With her back to the wall, Selphie slid to the ground taking in what had
just happened and how close she and Irvine had come to death. After a few
moments, she could hear Irvine calling out.

"Selphie... You there?"

"Yeah... I'm here..." she answered.

"You ok?"

"Yeah. A few bumps and bruises, but I'm fine. You?"

"I'm o--- Aaaah shit that hurts!"

"Irvine!" Selphie screamed as she scrambled to her feet and ran down the
hall towards Irvine. "What's wrong!?!?"

"It's my leg! I think it's broken!"

"Broken?!?!?"

"Aaaaaah! Damn it! It's got to broken! It hurts too damn much!"

"Oh god!" Selphie panicked. "We need to get you to the clinic!"

****

(One week later in Irvine's room.)

"They're doing some pretty advanced stuff these days with fixing broken
bones, but at the moment I'll be in this damn cast for at least a month.
Oh, and before I forget let me give this back to you," Irvine said as he
gave Ifrit back to Squall.

"To be honest we've got plenty of other GF's right now so were not as
dependant on Ifrit as we once were, but at any rate we've still got a
number of things to do before we fight Ultimecia so it'll be awhile
before we go after her, but if we end fighting anything before then it
won't be the same in battle without you," Squall said.

"Well look on the bright side. You have time now to do things you haven't
yet and I'm sure Selphie will be more than happy to help you when you need
it. Isn't that right Selphie?" Rinoa said winking in Selphie's direction.

"Huh?" Selphie started. "Oh! Of course I'll help Irvine!" She said
quickly looking out the window as her face turned red.

Quistis walked over to the bedside and kissed Irvine on the forehead.
"Thanks for getting my chain whip modified. You actually have your
moments."

"Hahahaha! Thanks Quistis, I'll try to have more," Irvine replied. "Oh,
and before I forget this, where's Zell been?"

"Oh you know Zell and those hotdogs." Squall replied. "The day after the
T-Rex incident, there was a small incident in the cafeteria involving him,
a handful of other SeeD members, and the condiment stand, so now everyone
involved has to help clean various parts of the Garden for two weeks."

"Hahahaha!" Irvine laughed out loud. "Be sure to remind me to give him a
hard time about his hotdog habits next time I see him."

"Sure thing, but you need to get better before you go off and start teasing
Zell," Quistis said as she kissed Irvine on the forehead again.

"We have a few things to do tonight, and you need your rest so we're going
to go now. Get some sleep and Selphie take good 'care' of him!" Rinoa said
as she, Quistis, and Squall left Irvine's room.

When everyone had gone Irvine looked over and saw Selphie still looking out
the window.

"Selphie?"

"...."

"You ok Selphie?"

"Irvine?"

"Yeah?"

"Irvine, I love you," Selphie said in a low soft voice as she turned and
faced Irvine as her now unbuckled overall skirt fell to the floor revealing
her white bra and panties.

Irvine began to open his mouth, but didn't know how to respond to either
Selphie's confession of love and her standing there in her underwear.

Seeing that he was about to say something, Selphie spoke, "Don't say
anything Irvine. I know you have a broken leg and can hardly maneuver, so
just lay there, but please let me have this moment. Please let me make
love to you while there's still the chance that you might love me too."

"Selphie..." Irvine began.

"Shh..." Selphie quickly replied as she placed her lips on top of his giving
him a slow deep kiss.

"Don't say a word," she whispered as she unclasped her bra in the back and it
fell to the floor exposing her breasts to the cool Balamb air. Selphie then
removed her panties and dropped them to the floor.

Selphie climbed onto the bed stopping at Irvine's waist to unbutton and pull
down the shorts he was forced to wear on account of his broken leg. She could
tell of Irvine's excitement by the developing bulge in his underwear.

Irvine's erection popped out and stood straight up as Selphie pulled his
underwear down.

"Mmmm," Selphie moaned as she slowly engulfed Irvine's cock. Selphie ran
her tongue up and down the shaft of Irvine's cock, stopping momentarily to
trace her tongue around the head.

"Selphie..." Irvine moaned.

Selphie began to run her hand up and down jerking off Irvine, while she kept
the very top of his cock in her mouth running her tongue over it.

"Uuuh..." Selphie panted as she could feel herself get wet. She moved her
head up kissing Irvine on the abdomen, slowly running her tongue up his
stomach, chest, neck stopping at his mouth as her tongue began to wrestle
with his.

"Irvine Kinneas, I love you," she whispered as she slowly lowered herself
onto him. Her wetness helped to easily glide Irvine inside of her.

"Ow! You're foot hit my leg," Irvine grimaced.

"I'm so sorry hon..." Selphie whispered as she leaned forward and kissed
Irvine. "Mmm... hmm... Does it feel better now?" Selphie moaned as she
slowly began to raise and lower herself on the rock hard cock inside of
her.

"Yes it does hon..." Irvine panted back as he put his hands on Selphie's
hips and began to help bounce her up and down.

As Irvine's hardened member penetrated Selphie as she bounced up and down
on him, he could feel his penis reach it's maximum size and near orgasm.

"Mmmm... I'm fixing to cum Selphie," Irvine groaned out.

"Shhh!" Selphie whispered back as her juices started to flow.

With the feeling of Selphie's fluids on his erect cock, Irvine could no
longer hold himself together. With her final bounce up Selphie got off of
Irvine just as he began to cum. Selphie lowered herself onto his bed and
licked and sucked Irvine clean when he finished cumming.

* * *

As Selphie and Irvine laid together in his bed, they just stared into each
others eyes with smiles on their faces.

"You think we should mention any of what was said or happened tonight to the
others?" Irvine asked.

"It's none of their business as long as it doesn't affect our mission right?
Maybe after we defeat Ultimecia we could say something about how we feel
about each other, but..."

"But what Selphie?"

"I love you Irvine and even more so after tonight, but what about you? How
do you feel about me? Was I just like the others you've slept with before?"

"Oh god no! Believe me Selphie, the girls I've slept with in the past mean
nothing. I know this is a pretty crappy thing to say, but it was just sex.
I've said this before to get into their hearts, but I absolutely speak the
truth when I say it to you, I love you Selphie."

With a bit of red going to her face, but still having a hesitant look Selphie
asked, "How do I know you mean it? That you really love me?"

"Look into my eyes hon, and tell me if I'm lying to you."

After a few moments of gazing in Irvine's eyes Selphie whispered, "Thank you
Irvine Kinneas, that means so much to me." She kissed him on the cheek and
the two snuggled until they fell asleep in each other's arms.

