Good Wife University (GWU)
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Chapter Five -- Placement Testing I


The eight nude women followed Tina down the hallway to a
classroom that looked like it could serve any middle school. 
There were eight desks with separate chairs facing a chalkboard. 
To one side sat eight computer terminals.  On the other side
were textbooks and supplies on shelves by the windows that
extended to the ceiling, in the fashion of older schools where
the primary lighting was natural.

Clarice passed out tests and pencils, her only instruction, "Be
honest in all of your answers."  The women opened the test
booklets and began immediately, fearing whatever punishment Miz
Tina might inflict if they dawdled.  All of them started
answering the questions in test I.

Rate the following questions on a scale of 1 to 5.  One being
that you totally disagree and five that you totally agree with
the statement.  Answer quickly, giving your first impression
without analyzing the question.  Be honest.

                                             1  2  3  4  5
1.   I like my body.
2.   I am too fat.
3.   I have thunder thighs.
4.   My buttocks are too large.
5.   My lips are sensuous.
6    I become aroused easily.
7.   I am in good physical condition.
8.   I love sex.
9.   I love anal sex.
10.  I love cunnilingus.
11.  I love fellatio.
12.  My body is perfect.
13.  My nipples are sensitive.
14.  Tattoos are sexy.
15.  I want to try anal sex.
16.  I want to try sex with a dog or other animal.
17.  ....

-=*=-

Kim's teaching degree put her at both an advantage and a
disadvantage.  She recognized the technique from college courses
on testing.  The answers would show attitudes and provide a
psychological profile of the testee.  She thought about how she
might slant her answers to her advantage, then decided that
honesty was the best policy.  A good test would catch her if she
tried to manipulate the results and she had little doubt that
this test was expertly prepared.

The next test was fill-in-the-blanks style.  It began with
innocent questions, then moved on to ask many of the same
questions that were asked in their introductions at breakfast.

    My favorite color is _____________________.

    If I could change one thing about my body, it would be my
__________________.

    The last four books I read were ____________ by ________,
_______________ by ____...

...and later,

    My last orgasm was on ___(date)___ at __(approx time)___
while I__________________________________.

    My favorite bra is ___(color)___ ___(fabric)___ ___(style)___

-=*=-

Clarice declared a break, telling them that they were permitted
to use the toilet rather than standing in the shower to pee "so
long as you abide by the rules of our beloved GWU.  So go on.
You have fifteen minutes.  You can grab a cup of coffee or a
soda from the pantry if you want.  You can even talk among
yourselves or to anyone, for that matter, as long as you are
courteous."

The sophomores were still cleaning up, having eaten after
everyone else had finished.  They showed Laura where to find
cups and the coffee machine.  The younger women chose colas on
ice from the icemaker in the corner of the kitchen.  They were
all back in the classroom with time to spare, fearing punishment
if they went beyond the fifteen minutes and lacking watches or
clocks to tell how much time they had left.  The next test was a
true-false test.

    I like sex.
    I like oral sex.
    I like giving head.
    I swallow cum.
    I fantasize often.
    I like anal sex.
    I like a finger in my anus when receiving oral sex.
    ....

The last test was essay.  'Typical,' Kim thought to herself as
she read through the assignments.

    Describe your favorite sexual fantasy in complete detail.
    Include the setting, the clothing, music (if applicable),
    etc.  Scan _My Secret Garden_ by Nancy Friday for examples
    of the detail required.  If your favorite fantasy does not
    fill all three pages, single-spaced, then add details of
    more sexual fantasies that you enjoy.

    Describe in detail all of the reasons why you married
    your husband.  Include your feelings at the time that you
    married and contrast them with your feelings now.  If not
    yet married, describe...

After reading all of the questions, Kim thought for a moment
before she began to describe her fantasy, a romantic story
straight out of a pulp novel.

The testing continued all morning, with breaks when more than a
couple of the women showed restlessness.  Kim looked around and
noted that she was the only one already working on the essay
questions even though she was exhausted from no sleep.

"Time's up, future good wives," Clarice announced.  "Time for
lunch.  Finishing the tests is your homework for tonight.  You
can drop your test folders off in your rooms before you go to
the dining room."

"And you may go independently as long as you walk in proper
position for freshmen during hell week," Tina told them sternly.
"I noted quite a few violations of the rules and I'm keeping
track of the demerits."

Kim wanted to laugh aloud.  How could they possibly carry drinks
back to the classroom with their hands behind their necks?  But
it didn't matter.  This was hell week.  So she picked up her cup
and carried it back to the kitchen before assuming the position,
holding the folder under her thumbs at the back of her neck until
she reached her room.

"Figured it out, did you?" Tina asked from the sofa when Kim
dropped off the folder in the room where she was first placed.

"Yes, Miz Tina," she answered.

"Think you can hack it?"

"Yes, Miz Tina."

"Put that in the infirmary," she ordered, sticking the folder
back under Kim's thumbs.

"Yes, Miz Tina."

-=*=-

Although Clarice used the term lunch, the noon meal was the big
meal of the day, starting with a fresh garden salad and followed
by delicious braised chicken breasts with wild rice and peas
fresh from a local garden, delectable home baked yeast rolls
fresh from the oven, and ending with strawberry shortcake with
whipped cream.  The morning cooks did the serving while the
morning servers cooked.

Once again, they were free to talk during their meal, and they
were given an hour and a half so that they could enjoy lunch. 
They did enjoy it, both the freedom to talk and the delicious
meal.

After the satisfying dinner and conversation, Tina again
commanded them to silence and the humiliating position that no
longer bothered them.  She led them to the stairway and told
them to go to room 214, staying back to catch Kim when she
stumbled on the stairs.

Room 214 was bare except for eight wide tables covered with
white bed sheets.  A young girl who couldn't be over twenty was
standing in the front of the room behind an old wooden desk.  The
girl wore only white pumps, a white choker, and a broad smile. 
She had high-set perky tits topped with erect little nipples. 
Her completely bare pubes made her look much younger than her
actual age of 22.  Tina pointed with the riding crop to where
each of the women should stand and then ordered, "At ease."

All eight women dropped their arms.  Each of them did something
to loosen up, some shrugging their shoulders, others stretching.

"Ladies, I'm Miz Lucy, your sex tester.  This afternoon,
we're going to learn something about your sexual abilities.  Go
ahead and remove the covers from your tables."

They each lifted the sheet from their table.  Most gasped
when they saw the table covered with rubber dildos varying in
size from pencil thin to the size of a man's forearm.  Most
were roughly shaped like an erect human penis but a few were
smooth.  One was a good replica of a finger with a nail bed
molded into the top and the biggest one had a balled up fist at
the end.  The second largest, a fifteen inch long thing the
diameter of a baseball bat, had replicated extended fingers
formed into a cone at its end.

"Now I want everyone to select from your collection the
biggest cock you are reasonably sure you can insert into your
vagina without discomfort.  Good.  Hold it up where I can see."

Lucy looked around, smiling at all the blushes.  It was
obvious that everyone had chosen a much smaller dildo than would
fit comfortably.  "I see.  Well, I'll be your instructor for
your Penile Penetration class and I say you all picked too small. 
Let me demonstrate."

Lucy stepped around her desk, pulling her chair behind her.  She
picked up the second largest rubber prick from Wendy's table,
saying, "I don't think you need this one," and used the tube of
lubricant there to generously coat the object before stepping
onto the chair and then her desktop.

Then she bent forward to display her bottom to the assembly
and spoke.  "The female body is wonderfully adaptable and we
have twelve weeks to help you adapt yours," she announced.  Then
she made most in the room gasp when she placed the giant dildo
not at her pussy but her anus and pressed forward.  She pumped
the thing in short strokes for about a minute, then called,
"Sarge, can you help me?  My hands are too greasy."

"Anything for you, Miz Lucy," Tina sang out in her usual voice,
a loud, commanding yell.  Tina put her hand on the base of
the thing and pressed forward.  Lucy groaned out a "Yes!" as
the thing slid in eight or nine inches.  "Ta da!" Lucy
smiled, turning around with the thing embedded in her butt.  Then
she sat down on it as if it were a stool glued to her bottom.

"I'll need a little help for the next one," Lucy informed Sarge. 
"I'm a little tight today."

"You, you, and you," Tina snapped out, pointing the riding crop
at Maria, Jennifer, and Wendy.  "Ok, you two.  Don't get any
grease on your fingers now.  You," she barked at Katy.  "Grease
up that big one real good.  If you hurt my girl Lucy, I'll stripe
your ass.  More.  Get it really dripping, especially the head."

"Now, pinkies up to be polite, put your fingers together and
put them into that lovely vaginal opening," Tina ordered. 
"Fingers side-by-side.  Go slow.  Easy, put them together to go
in and then spread 'em.  That's it."

The three youngest women in the room blushed crimson at what
they were doing.  This was the first female they had touched
sexually unless they counted the shower that morning.  That was
completely forgotten as twelve fingers easily spread open Lucy's
sex.

"Now, Moby Dick," Tina grinned.  "Fuck her, my little virgin
dyke.  Put that whale of a dildo in and fuck, fuck, fuck."

Although none of them noticed, it was the first time that Tina
had used profanity since they were awakened that morning. 
Her drill instructor training taught that profanity was
inappropriate and should be reserved for when it was needed such
as in the heatof combat.

Wendy was terrified just holding the monster rubber thing
and needed more prodding from Tina before she was willing to
place the fist-shaped rubber at Lucy's entrance and press it
forward.

"Let go, _NOW_," Tina ordered, and Jennifer and Maria
gladly released the stretchy flesh to hug against the giant
rubber shaft.  "Now fuck your professor, virgin dyke," Tina
ordered Wendy.  "Fuck her good."

"Yeah," Lucy panted out, leaning back on the desk until she
was supine with her legs high in the air and rocking herself onto
the thing.  "I want to get off," she confirmed, using her still
oily fingers to circle her clit.  "Fuck me, dyke.  Fuck me!"

Wendy was sure that the thing was going to kill Lucy.  She
could see the bulge from the thing push out Lucy's trim belly as
she stroked more and more of the monster into the woman until
almost a foot and a half were inside.  

"That's enough," Lucy panted, "Now in and out.  Yeah.  Oh, yes!" 
A few more strokes with her fingers and the rubber monster
Wendy manipulated and Lucy exploded.  Then she sighed and
relaxed totally.

Wendy didn't need to be told to remove the thing.  When she was
no longer holding it, it slid right out on its own with some
help from Lucy's muscles.  

"And that has absolutely nothing to do with what you're going
to learn here," Lucy laughed, contentedly lying on her side
facing the group.  "Well, actually, it does.  You're going to
learn control.  Let me show you a few more things."

Lucy pulled a two-foot-long double-ended dildo from her desk
drawer while still sitting on top of the desk.  The rubber
was molded to realistically mimic two unusually large cocks
back-to-back.  "I can do this, too," she smiled, tilting her
head back and swallowing eighteen inches of the shaft.  Then she
spread her hands and everyone watched the six inches of dildo
sticking out of her mouth pump up and down as if there were a
man inside her body fucking outward.  Then she used the muscles
in her throat to expel the thing completely, catching just the
end between her teeth as she sat up to face the group.

"In case you haven't guessed, I'm a bit of an exhibitionist,"
Lucy laughed.  She hopped back to her feet and circulated the
room to collect a dildo from each desk.  Then she returned to
her desk and lay back, still facing her students.  "Does anyone
think I'm ruined by monster cocks?  That I'm so stretched that
I could never please a man?"

No one dared answer although several had exactly that thought. 
"Well, I'll prove I have the muscles to please any man."  With
that, she plunged a dildo into her well lubricated puss.  Leaning
back on her elbows, Lucy used her well developed muscle control
and strength to launch the dildo into the air, almost landing
it on the closest desk.

"Your elevation and windage are a bit off," Tina snickered. 
"Loading," Tina announced, plugging Lucy's pussy once more. "Fire
two." 

The pair launched the remaining seven dildos, nearly hitting
Kaitlyn.  Wendy caught one before it hit her desk.

"Enough fun for now," Lucy laughed, noting that her class was
having difficulty keeping straight faces.  "Let's go to the
gym."

Everyone followed her down the hall to the gymnasium. 
Actually, they went to a low-ceilinged exercise area to the side
of the main gym.  There was a four-on-four basketball game
between two groups of seniors in progress on the main floor.

"Now for my final demonstrations and your first test," Lucy
said, turning to face the freshmen, who were lined up by Tina. 
Lucy picked up a molded metal object about a foot long with a
large ball an inch and a half in diameter on one end.  It
tapered slightly to the next ball, barely over an inch around,
and then down to a ball a bit less than an inch in diameter.  The
end was a rounded ball no bigger than a fingertip with a ring
welded to it.

"This is one type of Kegel exerciser," Lucy told them.  "Does
anybody know what it's for?"  When she was met with silence, she
informed the group, "You can erase demerits with merits for
exemplary class participation."

"It's to exercise internal muscles, Miz Lucy," Darlene offered.

"Right.  Have you ever used one like this?"

"No, ma'am.  Miz Lucy."

"So what kind of Kegel exercises did you do?"

Darlene was blushing crimson, embarrassed to answer but afraid
not to.  "I used my fingers," she said so softly that few
could hear because of the noisy basketball game going on so close
to them.

"That's an excellent exercise," Lucy said loudly.  "And it
doesn't require any special equipment.  Just put your finger
or fingers inside your pussy and squeeze down on them.  So how
do you suppose this is used?" she asked then.

"You put it in your puss', big end first, and then let it out
one knob at a time," Darlene replied, both proud that she knew
the answer and embarrassed for the same reason.

"Very good," Lucy smiled.  "So everybody get one and let's see
how you do.  We keep them in the steam room because they're
not very comfortable when they're cold.  I prefer the plain
polished metal ones, but many people like the latex-coated ones. 
You can try both over the next few days.  Now, the steam room
is..."

Cherry blushes spread through the group as they realized what
they were going to do, as they each picked a device off a rack
on the wall of the steam room.  Back in the exercise area on
the rubber mats, Lucy had them all insert the bar up to the
second largest ball.

Wendy felt surprised at the feeling of an object penetrating
her for the very first time.  She was a true virgin.  She had
visited her gynecologist a few weeks before coming to GWU to have
her hymen surgically removed.  Not very traditional, she knew,
but less painful than having it torn during her first
intercourse. She had been warned that penetration would be
required during the course, so she wanted to be prepared.

But she wasn't prepared for the feelings.  It felt, well,
good, she decided.  Full.  Right.  She felt no physical
discomfort, just acute embarrassment at doing anything with her
private parts which, for twenty one years, she had touched only
with toilet paper or a wash cloth.  But it was nice, feeling a
little stretching like an internal massage.  Unfortunately, as
soon as she took her hand off the object, it slid out and thudded
onto the rubber mat.  So did most of them, especially when
Lucy ordered the women to squat.  She wanted it back inside her,
and Lucy instructed them all to try again.

Darlene was proud of herself and her control.  Her OB doctor
taught her Kegel exercises to help her prepare for and recover
from childbirth.  Although she didn't exercise her PC
muscles daily like she knew she should, she did them often enough
to have far more strength and much better control than any of
the other women in her group.

"That's great, Darlene," Lucy congratulated her.  "I can see that
you'll be getting some special privileges and might be excused
from some of my classes.  Now let's see how you do with this."