Title: Rules of Engagement - The Three Secrets
Author: Nick Schwartz (TheFunDreams@gmail.com)
Keywords: MF, FF, dildo, toys, masturbation, oral, cunninglingus,
sex, cheating
Summary: An erotic story based on the television show Rules of
Engagement.
Feedback is always appreciated


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These are my descriptions and my story of the characters of Rules
of Engagement by CBS.  I do not own the show, the characters, or
anything else related to the show.  This is just a parody of the
show using my own words.


I do however approve heavily of Megyn Pryce and what a beautiful
gorgeous woman she is.


Cast of Characters.


Jeff Bingham - Played by Patrick Warburton.  Jeff is the tall
jockish of the husband of Audrey Bingham.  He is cheap but his
good looks and love of his wife always wins the day.  He�s 6�3�,
dark hair, and chiseled looks.

Audrey Bingham - Played by Megyn Pryce.  Audrey is a 5�7� blond
woman with a wonderful 36D chest, and a great personality.  She�s
the other half of the older couple on the show and tends to get
annoyed at her oafish husband, but eventually realizes she still
loves him.

Adam Rhodes - Played by Oliver Hudson.  Adam is  6�1� and a
handsome younger man.  He�s acts dim at times, but always there
for his fiancee.  He�s engaged to Jen Morgan portraying the
younger couple.

Jen Morgan - Played by Bianca Kajlich.  Jen is a 5�8� woman who
has a 34B chest, though on the show she looks like a 34C, as she
has in this story.  She has the personality of a tomboy.  She�s
often the hornier of her and her fiance.

Russell Dunbar - A minor character in this story, played by David
Spade.  He�s short, dirty, and insulting.   In this story he has
been dating his assistant�s sister.


With that we start at the local coffee shop that the cast
frequents.


    Our story begins with Jeff and Adam listening to Russell talk
about his newest conquest.  The girl, Simran, is also his
assistant�s sister.  She flew in to see Russell and didn�t tell
her brother.

    �So she�s currently hiding out in my apartment, a little
secret rendezvous.�

    Adam asked.  �Wait you�re telling me she�s in town and she�s
not even telling her brother she�s in New York?�

    Russell giggled in his horny way.  �Exactly.  She�s all mine,
and she has nothing to do excep...t�  almost moan �me!�

    Both Jeff and Adam nodded, they were hearing about sex but
got their friend was a little grossed like always from Russell�s
stories.

    Jeff though always said the same thing.  �Nice.   So why
aren�t you there right now?�

    Russell finished off his food and smiled.  �Fueling up for
tonight.   She�s wearing me out.�

    Audrey and Jen walk in and Russel groans and slides out of
the booth.

    �Ugh the Bobsy Twins are back, oh and Jen�s pair are here
too, anyways I need to get ready for my date tonight.�  Russell
quipped, giving the name for Audrey�s breasts he came up with
last night.

    Audrey groaned, and Jen responded.  �So Russell are you still
being the sleaze, running around behind Timmy�s back?�

    Russell laughed.   �Yeah right, that only makes it hotter,
don�t worry one day you will all slip up and know exactly what I
mean.  Sneaking around is the best.�

    Russell walked out the door, triumphant in his mind.  The
waitress delivered the food for the table, but no one paid
attention to the food.  Instead, each one thought about what
Russell said, they all acted like they were thinking about the
comment, but there was three stories that explained what was on
their minds.


    Jeff and Jen.

    Ten years ago

    Jen missed Adam.  Adam was on a trip for work for the last
week.  The couple had been engaged a couple months before. and
now it was the first time they had been apart for so long.  Jen
was climbing the walls as her body went through withdrawal, she
knew she needed an orgasm to put her right.  Her work was
noticing her performance was slipping, she just needed the
release that Adam provided.

    The previous night she tried masturbating.  It was the first
time she masturbated alone since she had met Adam.  She never
really masturbated before and had trouble orgasming without
something big inside her when she did.  She was always too
embarrassed to get a toy, so she laid back and rubbed herself
hoping it would be the first time.  After a few minutes though
she gave up, she missed Adam too much.

    Tonight though she needed that release.  She knew no one
would bother her in the apartment so she stripped naked in the
living room and made a beeline for her bedroom.  She laid on her
bed and rubbed her body, telling herself she wouldn�t stop until
she got what she needed.  Her body needed a big orgasm, and she
was determined to find a way to get there.

    She laid there and rubbed for an hour before she heard a
sound.


    Jeff unlocked the door of their friends� place.  Adam and Jen
were great people, but he knew Adam never drank his scotch.  He
saw the clothes lying around the living room and laughed.  The
two of them were a bit of slobs but he didn�t care.  He also knew
the two of them were out.  Adam was in Florida, Jen was probably
out with her friends, or something, and his scotch was sitting
there.  Yes he gave it as a gift but three months later, it was
free game.

    Jeff slipped into the apartment and walked around looking for
where the couple kept their alcohol.  He saw it next to the
hallway in the apartment and made a beeline for it, looking
through it and seeing if he should take any other bottles to help
thin the herd.

    As he was looking, he heard a moan, and looked for who made
it.  From where he was standing there was a clear view into the
bedroom, and there laid Jen, naked and rubbing herself.  Jeff
accidently dropped the bottle making a noise.


    Jen looked and saw Jeff standing there watching her, but in
her lust fueled state she saw a man capable of filling her
desire.  Jeff always appeared to be a big stupid jock but from
his size Jen always imagined he had a large package.  Jen
couldn�t say anything though she was nervous because she was now
naked laying in front of Jeff, rubbing her body.  In fact she
hadn�t stopped yet, her body wouldn�t let her.

    Jen could only get one word out.  �Please.�

    Jeff stared for a moment, seeing his friend�s fiancee naked
wasn�t something he would stop looking at if he could avoid it. 
When he heard her say �please� though it broke the spell and her
started to walk towards the bedroom.

    Jeff never cheated on his wife.  Here however was their
closest friends, the only other woman he�s seen as much as
Audrey, and more importantly she was naked.  He ambled into the
bedroom with a chuckle and removed his suit.

    Jen watched, while Jeff could be a blockhead, she needed
this, and as he removed his clothes she realized that he was
still the strong muscular man she always thought he was.  He
dropped his pants finally, and she stared at his crotch.  Jeff
was carrying an eight inch cock.  No wonder why Audrey was always
so willing to put up with Jeff�s stupidity.

    Jen realized that Jeff was now standing naked in her bedroom
looking at her and she spread her legs giving him access to her
without a thought.  She was beyond caring about anything other
than Jeff, and his magnificent cock entering her, and giving her
that orgasm she was chasing.

    Jeff watched Jen offering her body to him and he climbed on
the bed, she was already primed and from the way she looked at
his crotch she must be impressed.  All the better, foreplay was
overrated, and he could be ready for sex at a moment�s notice.

    Jeff slide his cock into Jen�s body slowly.  He felt his
first new pussy in over ten years and was reveling in it.  Jen�s
body reacted immediately shuddering from being filled after the
hour of foreplay she had administered.  Jeff didn�t know anything
about the length of her masturbation, so he continued to press
into her body, as Jen reached up and grabbed his shoulders and
moaned out.  Jen�s body heaved as she felt her elusive orgasm hit
her.

    Jeff watched her moan out and then pressed more of his cock
into the smaller girl.  He knew exactly what her actions meant. 
Another satisfied customer.  Now it was Jeff time, Jeff�s turn to
get all the pleasure he wanted.  Jeff chuckled as he pressed his
entire cock into his friend�s fiance..

    Jeff had imagined her naked multiple times and now he saw her
her breasts arched up towards him so he bent down and kissed her
right breast, tasting her soft flesh he admired all these years.

    Jen was relaxing from her orgasm as the big hulking man used
her for his pleasure.  His lips grabbing her breast though and
woke her body up for a second round and she moaned out again. 
She never felt like this before but instead of relaxing after her
orgasm, felt like it was ready for another round of sex.  The way
Jeff was pressing into her though was exactly what her body
needed.

    Jeff was enjoying the feeling of having sex with Jen.  It had
been a couple days since Audrey was in the mood and Jen�s breasts
felt great in his hands and mouth.  He switched between them and
Jen let out a loud moan.  Maybe he should suggest his wife try
playing with herself before he came in.

    Jeff threw that thought out for the moment and repositioned
himself over Jen, so each of his thrusts went further into her
body. He knew his size scared most women back in college, but he
also knew most of them came around to trying it out.  They just
loved how deep it went and each of them let him know it.  Jen
almost screamed while moaning, letting him know his tool was
being put to good use.

    Jen could barely form a thought, with Jeff�s moving his body
over hers, she just became one pleasure nerve.  She pulled him
into her with her arms, and her feet pressed his ass into her as
far as he�d go.  Each thrust made her moan, whimper and groan. 
She hadn�t felt like this before.

    Jeff loved hearing the chorus of moans from a woman, and he
loved the feeling of having sex with someone new, something in
him craved a chance to give Jen what he thought she needed.  Now
with that attempt, he was almost enjoying himself more than her.
Almost.

    Jen�s body was going wild, her back arched, her legs wrapped
around Jeff and pulled his body towards her on each thrust. 
Jen�s eyes were closed as she enjoyed every single motion of the
large man.  Her body was going wild from all the attention.

    Jeff continued to thrust into Jen and suddenly felt his time
was up.  He moaned out himself, almost bellowing as he came
inside Jen.  His cock flooded her with his creamy batter and he
fell forward on top of her.

    Jen felt his penis growing and as he came inside her, she had
a second orgasm.  A second orgasm?  Adam had never got a second
one out of her in such a short time.   Her body quivered with it
as she laid under him. and revealed in what this hunk had made
her feel.  He might be a cheap lunkhead but he certainly knew how
to make a woman feel amazing.

    After a few minutes Jeff realized he was laying on his
friend�s wife.  He sat up and went to grab his clothes.

    �Alright.  Well that happened.  But it can�t happen again.�

    Jen just sat there and realized she cheated on Adam, but in
her mind she could never forget how Jeff made her feel. She
watched Jeff dress and leave, grabbing the scotch on the way out,
but part of her knew that if he ever wanted her again she�d be
willing if she could get away with it.


Adam and Audrey.

Five years ago

    A couple years after her indiscretion Jen had moved past it.
Jeff never returned to her bed, but she didn�t mind.  Adam still
got her through the night.  Jen however gotten closer with
Audrey.  They became best friends  She and Audrey became best
friends, even though Audrey was older than her.  She still liked
having a woman to talk to about female things, of which she
included her sex life.

    Audrey listened to Jen talking about Adam for the hundredth
time.  She often came over on girls nights and Jen would find
some reason to mention Adam.  While she wouldn�t talk about their
sex life, she would hint and let it be know Adam was a champion.


    Audrey would give a vague things about her and Jeff.  Jeff
wasn�t a bad lover, but after sixteen years they had found what
work and rarely experimented.  Jen would at least hint at her
multi hour long sessions and Audrey couldn�t compete with that.

    Audrey just listened to her and wished she could remember
even a half hour long session.  Adam.  It was clear Adam was
magnificent in bed and Jen was a lucky woman.

    Audrey continued to think about it as the week went on.  Jeff
became a bit of an ass as he did and she knew he would eventually
turn on the charm and Audrey would let him back into her bed, but
while the week went on she kept thinking about the fact that Jeff
would barely give her time to cum, Adam on the other hand would
be in her friend�s bed and giving her hours of pleasure.

    Adam, the clueless idiot, could go for hours, well perhaps
there�s something to his slow mind, if he can deliver that kind
of performance. Audrey had a desire to find out, but she didn�t
have a clue how.


    One day Jeff was out playing softball, Jen was hanging out
with some other girlfriends for a bachelorette party.  One that
Audrey was sure she�d hear about the next day.  Jen loved to
gossip.

    Audrey was watching television when Adam came knocking.  She
let him in and he looked around.

    �Hey Audrey have you seen Jen?�

    Audrey watched Adam look around like a lost puppy and almost
laugh but then she got an idea.  She walked over to Adam.

    �Hey Adam.  Jen�s out with her friends, but she said we
should hang out.�

    Adam perked up.  �Oh yeah?  That�s great!  I was bored
waiting for her.  Is she getting home soon?�

    Audrey sighed. �Don�t worry about her, she had something else
in mind for you tonight.�

    Audrey sat down on the couch and Adam sat down next to her
looking excited.

    �What did you have in mind?�

    �Jen said that she wanted me to know how lucky she is, but
she a little afraid of how you�ll take it.�

    Adam perked up.  �So she wants to go to Vegas with you?�

    Audrey rolled her eyes.  �No I meant in bed.  She�s told me
she�s very blessed with you.�

    �Oh the sex tape� I can show you that, but Jen taped over
it.�

    Audrey sighed again.  She can�t believe how dumb Adam is. 
Jeff was a moron, but Adam just didn�t have brain, this had
better be worth it.

    �No, Adam, she wanted me to try it out in person.  But she�s
a little self conscious so she doesn�t want you to mention it to
her.   Do you understand?�

    Adam nodded.  �I think I get it, can you give me a little
more?�

    Audrey counted to ten to keep from belittling Adam.  �Listen
Adam.  Jen said you and I should have sex one time, but she
doesn�t want you to mention it to her.�

    Adam smiled.  �I don�t know but if Jen says ok, I should do
it.  So umm should we do it at my bedroom.�

    Audrey smiled.  �Just follow me and try not to talk too much.
Jen�s rule.�

    Adam nodded again, he knew if Jen said something he should do
it, that�s what Jen always said. Adam followed Audrey to the
bedroom and watched her move.  Audrey had a smaller butt than
Jen, but she still looked more elegant walking.

    Audrey led the puppy to the bedroom and then removed her
clothes.  She hoped she wasn�t making a mistake, but she had to
know what Adam would do.  She stood in her bra and panties and
turned.  Adam had already taken off his shirt and was working on
his pants, getting them off after a little struggle.  He stood in
his boxers.

    Audrey looked down at his boxers and for a second felt
disappointed.  Jeff was big but Audrey was expecting Adam to tip
the scales, instead he was packing what Audrey thought was
smaller than average.

    Adam smiled and noticed how big Audrey�s breasts were when
compared to Jen�s.  They were at least a cup bigger, but he
couldn�t wait to try them out.  He was always curious about how
other women�s breasts felt.

    Audrey smiled at the way Adam looked at her, not just like
she was the only choice, but as she was a new experience.  That
lust and desire made Audrey feel special for once.  It would be
nice to try something new in the bedroom, even if he didn�t
measure up.

    Audrey started to slip her bra off her shoulders and Adam
stopped her and helped by undoing it and sliding it off himself.
He then removed her panties, taking care to have her step out of
them one foot at a time.  It was a bit nicer than Jeff�s grunts
and motions.  But Adam still had his boxers on.

    �Lay down.  If I�m going to show you how I take care of Jen,
you should get on your back.�

    Audrey nodded and laid down.  Jeff would just pawed at her
breasts as foreplay, Adam though had something else in mind.  She
laid down and felt Adam sliding her legs apart.  Then his lips
traced down her legs slowly kissing and moving towards her
crotch.

    Her crotch?  She didn�t remember the last time someone went
down on her.  Jeff focused on getting inside her, and that worked
especially well, but this was different.

    Adam knew he had to do his best, Jen wanted to show him off
to her best friend.   Audrey was sexy, but Adam had a desire to
know what she tasted like.  She seemed to be scared, that�s how
Jen was the first time, but he knew he�d have her feeling
something else in a minute.

    Adam�s lip brushed Audrey�s pussy slowly.  Audrey let out a
moan, this was different for her.  She was enjoying herself.. 
Then Adam�s fingers touched her pussy and spread her lips.  She
felt a little coldness, before she felt a tongue touch her pussy
and lick, and rub it gently.

    Audrey was shocked, just feeling his tongue was getting her
hotter than she had been in years.   This must be what Jen meant
by foreplay.  No grabbing or groping, but someone actually paying
attention to her most sensitive area and what attention it was. 
Audrey squirmed, and moaned out again, this time as loud as she
dared.

    �Ohhh, Adam.�

    Adam smiled, he knew Audrey was enjoying his work.  He had
learned the techniques that could make women moan years before
Jen, but Jen honed his craft.  While Jen couldn�t come from his
oral work, he could spend hours tasting her and licking her,
driving her crazy until she finally agreed to let him enter her.

    Audrey tasted amazing to Adam though, it was like a different
wine, or whatever Jen went on about, all he knew is he liked
tasting Audrey and he had no problem licking her as much as she
wanted.  He knew that Audrey will let him have his reward once
she�d had her fill.

    Audrey felt her body heaving.  When she masturbated her body
felt amazing, but Adam had her feeling even better.  Audrey
grabbed Adam�s head and pressed it into her crotch harder.  The
idea of using the cute boy toy turned her on.  His tongue was a
million time betters than anything else she ever tried down
there.

    After ten minutes of work, Audrey�s toes curled.  They
actually curled up, she didn�t think that happened.  Her body
screamed for release.   Audrey felt she could take no more and
let loose, she screamed Adam�s name louder than she thought she
should.  She didn�t care, she just wanted more.

    Audrey collapsed back on the bed, she felt sweaty, hot, and
relaxed.  But she was still horny.  She wanted more, she knew it
was greedy but after he had made her feel that release, all
Audrey could think about was another one.  If the second orgasm
was even close to the first one, she knew Adam could drive her
crazy in just a short time.  But she had to have another.  There
was no way to say anything, her body was a mixture of bliss, and
pleasure.

    Adam had no other thoughts, Jen had never come, but he had
been down there for a small portion of the time he would work on
Jen, so he continued to lick and taste Audrey.  There was a new
taste in her body, one he found more appealing.   He drank her
sweet nectar and then slide his tongue into her pussy rubbing
that sensitive area on top of the pussy,  It was called the K
Spot, or something, all he need to know is it drove women crazy.

    Audrey grabbed Adam�s head and pressed his head into her
crotch again and moaned his name again as he worked on her.  She
had to admit, Jen was right, if nothing else, Adam was an
incredible lover.

    Adam continued to work on Audrey until she had a second
orgasm, and as she laid back, she pushed the young man off her. 
She had enough.   Audrey laid there in her bliss, amazed that
somehow she had a second orgasm, but it was almost as big as the
first one.   Both orgasms were bigger than anything she had felt
in a decade.

    Adam stood up and watched Audrey, since she pushed him away,
it was clear it was time for his turn.  He slide his boxers down
and got ready, waiting for her to tell him she needed his cock
inside her pussy..

    After relaxing for several minutes, Audrey looked up and saw
Adam standing naked at the foot of her bed.  His cock stood out,
while it wasn�t the biggest, it looked better than Jeff�s thick
cock, almost cute.  Was there anything not adorable about Adam?

    Rather than think about that Audrey spoke up.  �Alright, I
suppose it�s your turn sailor.  Get up here and have your way
with me.�

    Adam climbed on top of Audrey and then tried to kiss her
lips, Audrey stopped him.  Audrey didn�t want to taste herself. 
She might have enjoyed his work, but there were limits to what
she would do.

    �Whoa.  Umm no kissing, Jen�s rules,  But why don�t you try
these out.  I�m sure you�ve not tried some this size in a while.�

    Audrey pressed her breasts up for Adam, and he looked down. 
Both breasts looked enormous compared to Jen, and he sucked on
her left breast.   Audrey moaned out again.  Something about how
his lips and tongue worked on her breast drove Audrey mad.  As
she Audrey moaned, Adam pressed his hips forward arching his
back.  He slide his cock directly into Audrey�s pussy.

    �Oh god Adam� This is amazing.  Please give it to me.�

    Adam chuckled as he licked the two large breasts.  It never
failed, an hour of oral and women were ready to go.  Audrey�s
moaning was intoxicating.  Also their willingness to feel him
inside her, allowed him to go crazy on her breasts.  Adam loved
breasts, but he knew he had to earn the right to suck her
breasts.

    Adam nibbled Audrey�s breasts, and then bit them.  Audrey
just let him go to town, her nipples were sensitive but Adam
earned it.  Her body was responding still, and if he lasted she
might even get a third albeit smaller orgasm out of it.

    Audrey let Adam work on her pussy driving his cock deeper and
deeper into her.  Her body responded to every single move he
made, even if she had two orgasms her need for a man was still
sky high.  This is exactly what she needed.  Jen was a lucky
woman, and Audrey was now too.

    Audrey pulled Adam into her, squeezing him with her each
thrust as she moaned out.  Once again she lost control of her
volume, she needed to finish one more time. She realized she
wasn�t just moaning incoherently, she was saying Adam�s name
again, begging him to come.

    Adam on his own was smiling, he was having sex with his hot
neighbor.   His lips kissed her nipples as he felt his orgasm
arriving.  Her pleasure was now his, and he was ready to finish.

    Adam came inside Audrey�s body pressing himself deep into
her, Adam called out Jen�s name.  He then collapsed forward and
rolled off of Audrey as he relaxed thinking about his new
conquest.

    Audrey noticed none of this, she was in her own world as her
own orgasm racked her own body.  Three.  Three glorious orgasms,
the last one might not rivaled the first two, but Audrey was
happy.  She understood why Jen bragged about Adam�s skills.   He
was incredible, while she had a small feeling of guilt, she knew
Jeff wouldn�t find out and Jen wouldn�t either as long as no one
ever asked Adam if he slept with her, he wouldn�t say anything.

    Audrey thought Jen was a lucky gal if Adam did all of this to
her at her command.


Jen and Audrey.

Two years ago

    A couple years later Audrey went to a girl�s only party at a
Jen�s apartment.  It was a party to sell sex toys by one of Jen�s
friends.  The party had alcohol and a cake shaped like a penis. 
In fact everyone got a little drunk early on and the party really
got started with a few games.

    During the evening a range of sex toys were out on display
and the girls played a game to choose the toy that was the same
size as their husbands. Audrey picked one that was eight inches
long, all the girls whistled and claimed she was lying.  All the
girls but Jen, she recognized the size of the penis in Audrey�s
hands.  When it was her turn, Jen chose a dildo the size of Adam,
and several other girls picked out ones bigger.  Jen was
disappointed, but she still remembered that night she had with
Jeff, and the large cock that had bludgeoned her.

    Jen thought during the party, realizing that every time she
masturbated since getting engaged, she ended up needing a cock to
fill her.  Usually that was Adam�s job and one of the reasons she
was always ready to go.  But when Adam was busy she would get
hornier and hornier.  However, one of those dildos on the table
would fill her just right.  In fact she knew which dildo she
wanted.  The same one that Audrey had held up, it was the size of
toy she always imagined owning, at least since that night.

    Just before the party was over, Jen�s friend offered all the
girls one final chance to buy any toys they wanted.  Audrey
declined but when it was Jen�s turn she grabbed the dildo she had
her eye on and while sipping a glass of wine, she purchased the
toy.  She hoped Audrey that didn�t notice, but her friend spied
the transaction and was shocked when she realized Jen picked out
the dildo she said was like her husband.

    After the party concluded, Audrey assisted Jen in cleaning
up, and they continued to drink wine, and talk.  Both girls had
funny stories about the night and they were giggling. Jen had
left the bag with her purchase on the table in the middle of the
room.  Audrey kept eying the bag curiously.  Audrey had never
used a dildo before, so she wondered, how Jen would use it.

    Jen noticed Audrey�s looks, and wanted to know what her older
friend would think if she knew what Jen was purchasing.  They
were close, and she talked about Adam with her, but a dildo was
private so Audrey�s interest was puzzling.  Still the idea that
Audrey knew about her dildo turned her on a little.  It was a
privacy that Jen didn�t mind Audrey knowing about for some
reason.  Perhaps it was the wine, perhaps it was the entire sex
party, but Jen was feeling good.

    Audrey finally blurted out.  �What did you get Jen?�

    Jen just laughed and grabbed the bag and pulled out the dildo
giggling.  �I was curious about this one.  What do you think I
should name him?�

    Audrey was confused.  �Wait you name your dildo?�

    Jen laughed again.  �Oh come on Audrey don�t you name yours?�

    Audrey blushed.. �Umm.  I don�t have one, I never used a toy
before.�

    Jen got a little silent.  �Oh.. Well this is the first dildo
I owned, but I shared one with my college roommate, Patty.  She
named hers Steven.  This guy though doesn�t look like a Steven.�

    Audrey looked at the dildo in Jen�s hand.  �Yeah, how about a
Damon?�

    Jen looked at the dildo a little dreamily.  �Mmm Matt Damon,
I love it.  Come here Matt.�  She grabbed the toy and kissed him
on the tip and then giggled like a school girl.

    Audrey stared at her friend in shock, her mouth opened.  She
had seen a few women play with a dildo as a joke at the party,
but Jen kissed the toy as if it was something more intimate.

    Jen smiled at her friend.  �Matt this is my friend Audrey. 
Audrey say hello.�

    Audrey waved her friend away, she was drunk but not that
drunk.  Though the toy looked good, almost lifelike.  Jen waved
the dildo and egged her friend on.  Audrey finally gave in and
bent forward kidding the dildo on the top also though more like a
peck on the cheek.

    The two girls giggled and poured themselves another glass,
they talked while Jen held the dildo in her hands. Audrey watched
the toy more than her friend.  She wanted to know what Jen was
planning for Matt

    Jen was talking about something about a hair dresser.

    Audrey blurted out.  �How do you use him?�

    Jen was confused.  �My hairdresser, you make an appointment
with salon.�

    Audrey gestured to the dildo with her wine glass spilling it.
 Jen laughed and placed down her glass.

    �Ok I think we�ve had too much wine, but this toy� Maybe I
should show you how I used to play with Steven?�

    Audrey nodded, she was curious about the toy and the wine
made her forget this was her friend.  She wanted to see Matt
Damon in use.  �Yes please.  I want to see it.�

    Jen giggled and placed the toy on her table and removed her
clothes.  She had been naked before her friends before.  Jen even
had a little fling with her roommate, Patty in college.  She
removed her dress and  pants, and with a shrug she dropped her
bra and panties and posed for Audrey.   �What do you think
Audrey?�

    Audrey was shocked and then motioned with her hand, trying to
avoid feeling awkward.  �Just get with it, Jen, I�m just here for
a lesson.�

    Jen laughed, remembering her first lesson with her roommate.
She positioned the dildo on the table near Audrey and then
squatted to sit on it on the table.   She made sure her legs were
open so Audrey could see her entire body and Matt as she rubbed
it on her pussy.  The thought of doing this in front of her
friend though turned her on more than feeling the dildo on
herself.

    Audrey watched shocked.  The fact Jen stripped without a
thought shocked her though she realized she would have stripped
with the way she was feeling.  She was way beyond the amount of
wine she normally drank.  She liked to be the sober one, but now
here was her friend naked and sitting on a dildo in front of her.


    Audrey always admired Jen�s look.  She had to admit her
smaller friend was beautiful.  She may have breasts that were a
cup size smaller, but Audrey thought they looked perfect on Jen�s
smaller body.  Jen didn�t have an ounce of fat on her body, and
she even had a shaved vagina, and there was a strange butterfly
tattoo near her pussy.  Jen looked like a model on one of Jeff�s
movies which the couple watched to get in the mood.  Then again
Audrey and Jeff never watched the movies for more than five
minutes.

    Jen reacted more than she thought she would, her hands ran
down her body and she blushed as she pressed down on the dildo,
the head of it entered her, and she was surprised at how wet she
was. She blushed more as she pressed down on the dildo.  She felt
that half of the dildo was already in her, and she loved the
feeling.  The dildo was amazing, but the way Audrey watched her
though drove her crazy.  In fact she wanted to do more.  However,
this was a �lesson�, she didn�t want to risk scaring her friend.

    Jen let out a husky whisper. �Feel free to look closer
Audrey.  Oh god, I don�t mind you looking.�

    Audrey nodded and bent forward slowly, she didn�t want to be
so eager.  Her friend looked like she was a quarter of the way
down the shaft.   She watched her body respond as she slipped
down it.  She didn�t want to get too close but her body kept
inching close to see it up close.  Somewhere in her mind she
realized she didn�t want to just look.

    Jen watched Audrey inch closer.  She didn�t want to scare
away her friend, but being watched turned her on so much.  She
slide down the dildo more and more and then pulled off of it,
feeling it rub against her entire vagina.  Jen was getting off
being filled, but being watched drove her mad.   She would tie up
Adam and have him watch her masturbate sometimes just to get her
hot.  Audrey�s head was almost a foot from her now, and that was
getting her even hotter.  Jen suggested something more.

    �You know, the best way to learn about this is to feel.  If
you want to touch anything, you don�t have to ask, just rub,
touch, kiss, I won�t say anything.�

    Audrey panted.  Watching Jen riding the toy had turned her
on.  The wine had loosened her up.  The sex party put her in a
good mood.  Everything together working on her though and that
was the only reason she agreed and reached out rubbing Jen�s
thighs.  She had never had a lesbian experience, and this wasn�t
one?  They were just playing with a dildo right?

    Audrey�s hands moved closer to her friend�s pussy, and that
big dildo, finally she reached it and put her hands on her
friend�s body.  She knew how to pleasure herself, so she tried
what she knew worked.  She rubbed at the top of her friend�s
pussy where her friend�s clit should be.  Audrey looked up and
watched the young girl bounce on the dildo that was the size of
her husband and she loved watching it.

    Jen was moaning out and the fact she was now being touched
drives her crazy, she moaned out and thrust her pelvis while
riding the dildo.  Her friend was pressing her right in her
special place.  Jen thought back to her first time with a woman
where she was the one watching, and now she had her friend in the
same position.  She almost screamed as she jerked and gushed.  
Jen�s body got heavy, and she knew she had to get off of the
dildo.

    As Jen stood up, Audrey sat back.  Jen lost her footing
through and fell forward onto friend and landed on her lap.  Jen
giggled and gave her friend a kiss.  She was glowing from her
orgasm and then kissed her again.

    Audrey was shocked.  Rubbing her friend�s body was far, but
now her lips were pressed against her friends,, as her friend sat
in Audrey�s lap naked.  Perhaps she had also drank too much, but
she kissed back and laughed at the thought of the whole
situation.

    �Now it�s your turn� Jen stated as she rolled off her friend
onto the couch.  �Matt�s asking for you.�

    Audrey blushed.  �No.  It�s ok, thanks Jen but.. I�m good.�

    Jen laughed.  �Come on, you got a show, now it�s your turn to
feel how good he is.  I�m already naked, and trust me.. you�ll
never feel better.�

    Audrey sighed and looked at the toy glistening with her
friends� juices on it.  She wanted to feel it, she felt a need to
know how it�d feel.

    Jen watched her friend.  �How about you take off your dress?�

    Audrey nodded, distracted by the dildo, she slide her dress
off of her and stared at it.  Jeff was a good lover, but Audrey
rarely was  in control, she almost never was on top during sex. 
Without thinking about it, Audrey removed her bra and slide her
panties down.  As she bent over to step out of them, her lips
were next to the dildo, she could smell sex as she did her lips
were next to the dildo when she bent over.  She let her lips
brush the tip and enjoyed the slight taste she got and the
raunchiness of the kiss.

    Jen watched realizing the idea of using a dildo was driving
her friend she sat on the couch and recovered.  She saw Audrey
kissing the dildo and wondered if her friend would mind her musky
scent.  Audrey�s reaction told Jen that Audrey didn�t mind her
taste at all, Jen wondered if she�d be willing to try it from the
source..

    Audrey turned to her friend, seeing where she sat she turned
to face her, and tried to sit back on the dildo, the first
attempt though made the dildo move, and Audrey giggled.

    �Oh damn, this is harder than I thought� Audrey tried to move
her body, but the dildo slipped again.

    �Don�t worry, that�s what happens after it�s been.. used. 
Let me help.�

    Before Audrey could respond Jen was in front of her sitting
where Audrey sat before to watch.  She felt one of Jen�s hands on
her thigh and saw another reach under and move the dildo back
under her.

    �Just sit down slowly, let me guide Matt in.  He�s excited.�

    Audrey nodded and let her friend do what she wanted, she
didn�t want to make a scene.  As she sat though she felt the
large phallic enter her and she was surprised when she moaned
out.

    �Oh Jen, that�s... Oh god that�s nice.�

    Audrey stopped and then slid down the dildo a little as she
sat more, she realized by sitting she was displaying her body for
her friend but the dildo felt amazing inside her and all she
wanted to do was let it fill her and moan.

    Jen sat back and watched, she watched her friend enjoy the
dildo and watched.  She was passing on two secrets, how a dildo
felt, and how wonderful it felt to be watched during playing with
a dildo, she wondered if she should try to add one more piece of
the wonderful puzzle.

    Audrey was in her whole world, she seemed to get the idea of
riding the dildo with little help, the table was a little lower
than she imagined but all those squats and lunges in the gym were
paying off as she moved her body up and down the dildo as she
wanted.  No, as she needed.

    Jen looked at Audrey, she always admired the older woman�s
body, she might have a little weight, but most of it was in her
breasts.  She imagined what it would feel like to caress those
globes.  She slowly leaned forward as if she was looking at her
friend�s pussy. Jen knew what it looked like, but she wanted to
know how close she could get to her friend.

    Audrey bounced and looked down, a little shocked as she saw
her friend moving towards her.  Part of her didn�t want her
friend to get close to her, but another part wanted to ask Jen to
touch her body.   She had never been with a woman, and aside from
Jeff�s suggestions for  threesomes, she didn�t think about it. 
Jen was a close friend though, if she ever did want to try
anything, Jen wouldn�t be the last person to come to mind and she
wanted to try it today.

    Jen got closer and after realizing Audrey saw her and
wouldn�t stop her, she moved her lips forward and kissed her
friend�s crotch aiming for her clit. Her lips met her friend�s
and for a second the older woman stopped, but when Jen rubbed her
friend�s pussy with her tongue, her friend jerked.

    �Oh god, Jen.�

    �Mmm, yes Audrey?�  She didn�t move back, but she took her
tongue off her friend for a moment.

    �Keep doing that, it feels so right.�

    �You know, there�s one feature of this dildo we haven�t
used?�

    Jen smiled, hoping Audrey didn�t see how happy the idea made
her, her lips found her clit again as Audrey bounced on the
dildo, she then parted her lips and licked her friend�s clit
again.

    �What�s that?  It feels so good as it is.�

    Jen reached down to its base and twisted the shaft, the
entire dildo started to vibrate in her friend�s pussy, she didn�t
want to scare her friend before, but now that she was enjoying
riding it, Jen knew her friend would love this.

    Audrey loved it.  The tongue on her clit, her friend watching
her, and the way the toy pulsed inside her was driving her crazy.
 She almost screamed out, then after a few seconds she screamed.
Audrey called Jen�s name and grabbed her friend�s head pressing
it forward into her crotch.  She recognized that she had done
this with Jen�s boyfriend and that thought drove her crazier.

    Audrey moaned out, she was nervous when she started, but now
the thought of her friend down there and the giant dildo sticking
out of her made her forget her nervousness.  The whole idea was
so crazy she feltl her body responding like never before.  In
fact this wasn�t like with Jeff, the way Jen was playing with her
made her need to come.

    Jen smiled and saw her friend tense up, she had teased her
friend now she knew she needed that technique her roommate taught
her.  She covered her friends clit again and released �the tongue
twister�.

    Audrey screamed out again as her body exploded with
sensations.  Audrey had never used a dildo, so when she came she
back, she almost sat down on the dildo.

    Jen noticed her friend was sinking down and realized she
would cram the whole dildo into her unless Jen stopped her.  Jen
sprung up and tried to catch her friend, but as her arms wrapped
around Audrey, the dildo Audrey was sitting on slipped. Instead
Audrey and Jen fell backwards onto the table in each other�s arms
and the dildo slipped out of Audrey�s pussy.  The two women
giggled again and Audrey kissed Jen in a way she had only kissed
her husband.

    �Thank you, that was incredible.�  Audrey sighed as she laid
back.

    �You are very welcome.  If you�d like you could
�accidentally� take the dildo back to your place, and when you
come back and return it, I could show you more ways to use him,
or even get you one of your own.�

    Audrey laughed.  �I�d like that.  I think I need some very
special attention from Matt Damon.�

    Jen laughed at that.  �And he�d love to give you it, the nice
thing is Matt Damon never gets tired, but first I want to say
good bye, for a little bit.�

    Jen picked up the dildo and winked at Audrey as she slide the
dildo down her throat tasting her and her friend�s juices.

    Audrey just smiled at Jen knowing that when she comes back
she would have to try that out herself.  She hoped that wasn�t
the only thing the young girl could teach her.


Returning to the diner.

The Present

    The four friends sat at the table, thinking back to their
secrets.  No one talked for a few minutes.  Jeff had crammed a
bite of his sandwich into his mouth and chewed.  Audrey and Jen
looked at each other.  Audrey would normally roll her eyes at
what Russell had said, but instead she licked her lips and then
grabbed her sandwich hoping no one but she hoped Jen would know
what she was thinking.   Adam just smiled and thought about
nothing, his normal life.

                                 The End


  
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