<!--ADULTSONLY--> All these stories are a work of fiction and care was taken - no letters were hurt when they were placed on the page. Names, characters, places, and incidents are products of my imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. Every story I write contains CONSENUAL sexual situations between adults and kids, women and dogs, and any other combination that I can think of and that these stories should not be read by anyone who is either not old enough to do so or who would be offended if they did. Most if not all of the stories I write contain explicit pornographic material; it is not for minors under the age of 18 or close-minded people. Any characters, places, businesses and/or circumstances etc. described herein are entirely fictional and are a product of my imagination. None of the following is based on real organisms or organizations, and any semblance to anyone or anything real, living, deceased or imaginary, is purely coincidental. There is no place called Cherish Valley in the United States that I am aware of. Due to the nature of the material that I write, I advise anyone who is turned off by these topics listed below NOT to read them or request to read them. The stories that I write cover topics such as: Beastiality, incest (consensual), pedophilia (consensual), mother/daughter, pissing (I like the giving end of it), teacher/student sex, church sex (probably will burn in Hell for this), work sex, humiliation of women, degrading women, bondage and discipline of women, and anything else I can think up. Here are my thoughts on writing stories for my own enjoyment: What I write in these stories not practical, not least of all because a fantasy avoids the mechanical problems of such a real-life scenario, but the strongest reason of all is the mindset that it would take to carry out such a thing as what I write about, which few people (let alone the average girl like me) could manifest, no matter how much the fantasy appeals to them on a personal level. Well, those are my thoughts on the subject. I write stories in which women are degraded and humiliated, but I don't believe that I am a bad person, just a bad writer, but you are free to form your own opinion Here is hoping that your fantasies continue to thrive as it is a good thing for people like me to know that I am are not alone, that other people feel the same way, and that indulging in a fantasy is not the same as an adult committing vicarious situations that I write about. Author's advisory: All these stories that I write about are for adults only. If you're under-aged or of a closed mind and you read my stories, your teeth will rot and all your hair will fall out! This stuff is too mature and sophisticated for you. Anyone who is an adult or age of majority, of course, is welcome to continue. Email me with your comments at: msteven1005@yahoo.com to my readers... please let me know if there should be a part 2 This story was inspired by Mel who is a fellow female pee lover like me. She emailed me her recipe for the chicken meal that is covered in the story (the salad recipe is mine)... but I did take a few liberties with it...like all writers I hope I did justice to your recipe Mel... by way, Mel I used Chicken Breasts and I also got one of girlfriends to pee into the pan with the flour... it was really tasty If any readers of this story have pee recipes that they want to share please email me. I am compiling a Pee cookbook that I will post here at asstr The Pee Variety Show "Three... two... one... and we are live" said the female producer The camera panned out to the host, "Good afternoon mothers of Cherish Valley, welcome to my new variety show "The Pee Variety Show" for busy mother's. I am your host Kathy Peterson ...with my variety show I hope to show busy mother's how to serve your dinners with your daughter's pee as an ingredient, also I will be interviewing Pee experts, talking about the latest trends in Pee, and bringing busy mothers news about latest fashions and home restraints. But first a little about myself. As most of you know I am a stay at home mom, I am married with two wonderful kids, Brett who is thirteen in the seventh grade and Megan who is eight years old and in the third grade, my husband works for the Cherish Valley Department of Adult Female Attitude Corrections...I am President of the Cherish Valley Girls Garden Club where with other mother's and daughters we grow vegetables and flowers using our pee as a watering agent..." Mrs Peterson stepped out from behind the island counter in her kitchen, she was wearing a pink low cut chef's apron that barely covered her nipples. The straps holding the apron on her went over her shoulders and were tied behind her neck. There were cute little bows on the shoulder straps. The hemline of the chef's apron came a couple of inches below her crotch. "...this is my chef's uniform which retails at Skimpy Clothes... and on future shows I will model other chef's uniforms from Skimpy Clothes kitchen fashions line, a mother must look sexy in the kitchen for her family..." smiled Kathy as she turned around for the camera. The hemline only covered her front and not her rear-end so the TV audience could tell she was not wearing panties. She also wore white stockings that came above her knee and at the top of the stockings were pretty pink bows. "...and here are my chef's shoes..." giggled the host as the camera operator panned the camera down her legs to her black patent leather five inch high heels, "which can be purchased at Magnum Woman Restraints. These shoes are specially designed for kitchen use...notice the little heart shaped locks on the straps of the heels, these two little locks hold my heels in place and my daughter keeps the keys... little heart shaped keys that unlock my heels, I tell her she is the keeper of my heart..." Kathy giggled some more, "...so for each show I will also model different kinds of shoe fashions that busy mother's can wear at home while your cooking..." smiled Mrs Peterson "... During this hour long show I will cover the different dishes that can be prepared with your daughter's pee... " said Kathy, "speaking of pee meet my daughter Megan, she is in the third grade. Say hi Megan..." "Hi" the little girl said as she walked into the camera's view and waved "Megan and sometimes her friends will be assisting me with their pee as I prepare different dishes that you can do at home plus later in the show I will interview my first guest Dr. Wanda Benton who is specialist in pee technology..." Kathy walked back around the island counter, "...now some of you mother's are probably wondering why you should cook with pee especially pee from your daughters, well as some of you mother's know and research has shown, girls ages four to ten have the most purest, cleanest, most refreshing pee known and when properly used as a cooking ingredient. Little girls pee can enhance the most boring dishes..." Kathy walked over the oversize refrigerator, opened it, pulled out a pitcher of yellow liquid, "...but more than that pee from young girls ages four to ten contains mostly water that has been purified by their young bodies and their pee also contains salt, but with some magnesium, calcium, potassium, and phosphate, so adding additional salt to your meals is not needed..." Mrs Peterson got a glass from the cupboard and poured some of the yellow liquid into it, she held up the glass of pee, "What does it mean if your daughter's pee is yellow in color and has slightly strong aroma? Typically, this is a good sign that she is drinking the right amount of water for her body weight. The pee that our young daughter's expel is nontoxic and drinkable. What gives our daughter's pee that wonderful aroma? That wonderful aroma that tickles our nostrils and makes our mouths water?" Kathy said dreamily as she stared at the glass, "Well, there is a small amount of uric acid and an even smaller amount of ammonia which gives her pee that aroma. Neither of these is present in enough concentration to do any harm... but for an adult woman the aroma of young girl pee is simply irresistible..." Mrs Peterson drank her glass of pee then wiped her mouth with the back of her hand and put the glass on the counter top. "... I should also mention that pee from girl's ages four to ten years old includes water-soluble vitamins like C and B-complex with vitamin D which in turn enhances the healthy aspect of cooking with her pee..." Mrs Peterson put the pitcher of pee back in the refrigerator, "My daughter provides the pee I that I cook with so you mother's might want to consider having your young daughter hold her pee all day if she can, whether she is at school or playing in the neighborhood. On hot days, drinking her pee from a glass with filled with ice while sitting on the front porch is refreshing and delightful..." The camera panned out as the Kathy went to the oven, bent over with her rear-end showing and opened the oven door. The camera operator zoomed in between Kathy's legs getting a behind close-up of her pussy. "...Now on to the first dish that you can prepare at home for your family... this one I call `Chicken Delight'" smiled Mrs Peterson, "All my dishes are prepared for a family of four..." Mrs Peterson brought the pan out of the oven, which was sizzling with juices, and put it on the kitchen island "... For a family of four you need four chicken breasts. I like to marinate my chicken breasts for about fifteen minutes in my daughter's pee before I bake it. I take a pitcher of her pee from the refrigerator and pour it into the pan and place the chicken breasts in, then add spices like thyme and rosemary. After fifteen minutes I drain the pee from the pan and then fry the chicken breasts with a bit of onion, very important mother's, don't clean the pan after you drain the pee, let the heat from the pan evaporate the pee as the Chicken Breasts cook..." Mrs Peterson lifted the pan of chicken breasts that had just been fried showing the camera "...Take the chicken out of the frying pan, then stir in about a tablespoon of flour into the juices and then stir in about half a pint of pee... Megan darling I need your assistance..." Megan came back into the kitchen, "I need you up on the counter honey..." smiled her mother. Megan jumped up on the counter, squatted down, spread her legs a little bit then lifted her short skirt showing her bald pussy. The camera man zoomed in on the little pussy of the girl "Now mother's it is best if you get your daughter to pee straight into the pan that way you should be able to judge the amount of pee... just move the pan between her legs making sure that you do not burn her with the hot pan "Go ahead Megan and let out a stream..." instructed mother Megan pushed just a little bit and a stream of pee sprouted forth from between the girl's legs "Fresh pee from your daughter is best for cooking but make sure you to test the temperature of her pee, because the pee blends with the flour best if it's warm, just put your hand in her stream flow and feel the warmth, remember mother's your daughters pee is precious so treat it with respect... Now as your daughter is peeing into the pan keep stirring until the sauce thickens a bit... then add the chicken breasts to the pan... thank you honey, that is enough pee." The eight year old stop the flow of pee and stood up on the counter then jump down straightening her short skirt "...Now take the pan and put it back on the burner and let it simmer it for about 45mins. You can have it as it is or put it into a pastry case with pastry over the top and bake it in the oven for 20 minutes if you want it a bit special..." Kathy went over to the counter and pulled ingredients for a salad. "I like to serve a salad with my chicken delight, so I chopped up some cucumber, carrots and tomatoes. These vegetables were grown at the Girls Garden Club by the way. Now I put them into a bowl and pour in my daughter's pee from the pitcher... let the vegetables soak in her pee for about 30 minutes. While that is soaking get a head of lettuce and chop it up, preferably Ice Berg Lettuce... very important here mothers, please clean the lettuce before serving so what I do is chop up a head of lettuce and take one of the pitchers of pee from the refrigerator and pour it over the lettuce and clean it. I will say this mothers, vinegar does not work very good as a dressing when mixed with pee..." laughed Kathy, "...but any other dressing is fine..." Kathy now had the salad together in a salad bowl and took the pan of chicken breasts from the burner and placed each piece on a plate. Then she took the plates and put them at each place setting on the table. Then she placed the salad bowl in the center of the table, "I like to add bread sticks to my salad," Kathy said as she stuck a dozen bread sticks into the salad bowl. There you go mothers, a perfect dinner for your family prepared with the assistance of your daughter..." smiled the host "Let's meet our special guest on my first show..." said Kathy as she walked to the other side of the kitchen. As she walked across the kitchen the front of the hemline of her chef's outfit was flapping up and down giving the TV audience a sneak peek at her crotch with each step, "Please welcome Dr Wanda Benton, she is Peeologist who studies pee expelled from young girls..." "Welcome Doctor" smiled Kathy "Hi, Kathy pleased to be here" Dr Benton replied shaking the host's hand. Dr Benton was wearing a pink lab smock that came down to mid-thigh. The top of the smock didn't have buttons but the Doctor did have a pink and black push-up bra that pushed her cleavage out separating the smock from her waist to her neck. She wore a pink ribbon in her hair that drew her hair back. She also wore black and white saddle shoes with cute pink ankle socks "I like your outfit, Dr Benton" Kathy said as she looked the woman up and down "Thank you, I find dressing this way refreshing, rather than the boring conservative dress code at work, plus it allows an educated adult woman like me to lower myself to the age level of a pre-teen girl, the ones I work with really appreciate that" smiled the doctor "What exactly does a Peeologist do?" "I study young girl's pee, the mixture, the taste and that wonderful aroma you mentioned earlier, trying to find out what makes a girls pee so irresistible to adult women..." "Where do you go for your studies? I mean it is not like mother's mail in their daughter's pee for you to study..." laughed Kathy Dr Benton laughed also, "No Kathy, I go to the elementary school and wait around in the girl's bathroom where I usually wait most of the day or sometimes in the girl's locker room when gym class is over, when the girls come in I ask if I could get a sample of their pee..." "How do the girls react to that?" "Well after seeing how I am dressed, most girls just laugh at me and say ok and others, well, they want something in return, based on how I am dressed, some pre-teen girls think that I am there soliciting for something else..." smiled Dr Benton Kathy laughed, "I can see that Doctor based on how your dressed, your a naughty girl Dr Benton, whatever could those young girls ask of you?" "This is family show Kathy, I really can't say..." Dr Benton blushed "Your right Doctor... so what do you do when you get their pee back to your laboratory?" "I study their pee under the microscope, then combine it with other drink flavoring ingredients. I usually get women I work with to taste test the combinations I come up with." Both women laughed "So what do you have my viewers today, Dr Benton?" "I brought along four girls with me today, they are my test subjects for my adult female pee flavoring drinks that I am perfecting... Brenda here is nine years old, next is Zoe who is ten, Jamie is eleven and Doreen is twelve" "Hi girls" smiled Kathy "Hi Mrs Peterson" replied the girls "Each girl will pee into a glass and you and I will taste test it..." Dr Benton said as she retrieved the first glass "Great, I'm ready" said Kathy "Brenda is first, darling please bend slightly at the knees, spread your legs and lift your skirt..." instructed the doctor as she kneeled in front of the nine year old The camera zoomed in on the doctor and the bald pussy of the girl Dr Benton held the glass up, "Ok, Brenda go ahead and pee" The girl gave a little grunt and her pee streamed out into the glass "That's good sweetie" smiled the doctor as the glass was almost full Brenda stopped peeing and dropped her skirt "Here taste" offered Dr Benton as she offered the glass of pee to the host of the show "Oh my, her pee tastes like strawberries" Kathy said and then took another drink from the glass "That's right Kathy, the active ingredient in her pee is strawberry..." "Now Zoe it is your turn... same thing as Brenda..." Dr Benton said as she knelt in front of the ten year old, "Ok sweetie, let your pee go" The ten year old put her right hand on top of the doctors head to steady herself and grunted a little bit and her stream of pee filled the glass "That's good Zoe" smiled the doctor. She handed the glass to Kathy who took a long drink of the yellow liquid "Wow, that tastes just like ambrosia" Kathy giggled as she took another sip "That's right Kathy, Zoe's pee has the taste and smell of male semen, that ambrosia taste which makes some women crazy..." "Your right Dr Benton, I can almost imagine that it is my husband's sperm that I am tasting" "Jamie, your turn to Pee into the glass" urged the doctor The eleven year old put both her hands on top of the head of kneeling doctor in front of her. The young girl let her pee stream fill the glass after she finished Dr Benton handed the glass to Kathy "My, tastes like apples, that is really good tasting pee" giggled Kathy "Now Doreen, your turn" The twelve year old bent slightly at the knees pee'd directly into the glass, after she finished the doctor handed the glass to Kathy "Hmm, tastes like roses" smiled Kathy "Yes, each flavor you tasted in the girl's pee is an active ingredient for drink flavors. It is that flavored girl pee that will be marketed to adult women." "Very good, I like it" replied Kathy as she took drink of pee that tasted like roses, "So what is next for research?" "Glad you asked, Kathy" smiled Dr Benton, "I am working on the perfume version of pee wherein a woman can spray herself with a girl's pee, much like how we wear perfume now" "Thank you Dr Benton for coming on my first show, thank you girls for letting me drink your precious pee..." "Your welcome Mrs Peterson..." replied the girls "Good luck with your perfume invention Dr Benton" "Thank you Kathy for having me on your show" smiled the doctor Kathy turned and faced the camera, "Well mothers that is all for today's show, I hoped you enjoyed it... remember mother's... your daughter's pee is special and precious... treat it with respect... see you next week"The Pee Variety Show