Subject: My Pet Peeves
Story Codes: nosex
Updated: April 27, 2018
Author: Kelly <pghp_girl@yahoo.com>
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Summary
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OK, so this is a rant so if you don't want to hear me bitch then this
one's NOT for you! On the other hand, if you have any interest in
contacting me it might not hurt to take some time now to read it and
save us both some aggravation.
Table of Contents
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Chapter 1 - "Erotic" Stories
Chapter 2 - Chatting
Chapter 3 - Life in General
Chapter 1 - "Erotic" Stories
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There are tons of so-called erotic stories posted every day yet so few of
them are worth reading and even fewer turn me on. When I read most
stories, e-mails, blogs, etc., usually I just want to scream! Usually
all I need is to read the first few lines to get the gist of it after
which I close the file in disgust. Here are some of the things that
REALLY turn me off...
Horrible spelling and grammar
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I'm not talking about chatting where the intent is to converse quickly so
abbreviations and misspellings are unavoidable and thus acceptable to all
but the most anal of folks. What I mean is if somebody's going to take
the time and effort to write up a story and post it on the Internet for
all the world to read then why not show a little class?
Although I would never fault someone for making a few mistakes (that
would be quite hypocritical of me), some people are just downright
atrocious. Like is there anyone who doesn't have a spellchecker these
days? Even on-line e-mail systems like Gmail and Yahoo! have one built
in. Granted they don't catch everything but at least make the effort.
And for those who don't understand the concept of paragraphs... enough
said. If you're going to write a story, take a little pride!
Posting in DOC format
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In a world overrun by viruses, that last thing I want are Microsoft Word
documents which are known carriers. I simply ignore anything in Word
format.
Young girls wanting sex with their dad
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I've never known or heard of a real girl under the age of 12-13 that
wants to have sex with her father without being led into it by him or as
some people would call it, being "groomed". There's not one time growing
up that I can recall when I gave one thought about having sex with my
father, not even when I would see him masturbate or when he would get an
erection while I sat on his lap. If anything my dad was the LAST man I
would ever have thought about having sex with for the simple fact that he
WAS my father! Sorry to burst any bubble but unless a young girl's being
heavily influenced by someone it just isn't going to happen.
No introduction
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When the first sentence starts right out with a detailed description of a
sex act, I rarely read the second one. A little context helps so tell me
a story, not a tweet.
Mechanical descriptions of sex
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Is there anyone reading this stuff who doesn't know HOW sex is performed?
What makes a story erotic and turns me on is when I get the WHY behind
the sex. I want to know the reactions of the people involved, their
feelings, what drives them. Tell me about their thoughts as they do it.
What led up to the event? What was their motivation? Don't just say
"his dick entered her", tell me how it FELT and not just the feelings
between his legs but in his head (the big one).
"Young" children with the vocabulary of an adult
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Why do people try to pretend to be an eight year-old and then use the
syntax and vocabulary of a forty year-old? The very idea that a child
would be writing such a story in the first place is ludicrous so why not
use a third-person format although even then they can get too far "out
there" to be enjoyable. I think it's pitiful when an adult man tries to
pretend to be a fourteen year-old girl. Give me a break - who do you
think you're fooling? Even I can't write that way and I used to be one!
Twins
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Does every set of twins in the world have sex with each other? If so,
how come none of the ones I know do? There's a reason why the Milton
Twins are Internet sensations - they're the exceptions. I usually won't
even open stories with "twins" in the title.
Dead parents and/or relatives
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Why is it that people think that the death of a parent or someone close
automatically leads to incestual sex between the survivors? The very
concept that a child will immediately turn to a remaining parent or
relative for lost love, including first-time incest is simply silly or
even better said - stupid. All that this demonstrates to me is that the
writer is just banging out a jerk story based on his own fantasies and
delusions without a clue about how real incest works.
Divorced parents
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Just like the "dead relative" scenario, why are so many stories about the
start of incest based on the premise of a recently divorced parent?
Psychologically divorce is equivalent to death in that one parent is
typically "lost". However, such a loss tends to strain the remaining
relationships more so than resulting in sex. Even if you ignore the
realities, the plot line is stupid.
Underage Lolita
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I'm not talking about teenagers and tweens, I mean full blown preteens
and in some cases stories involving kids as young as five or six years
old (or even younger). Good grief give me a break! About the last thing
a young child thinks about is sex.
C'mon, we were all kids once - have you completely forgotten what it was
like? Oh sure there may be a little curiosity before puberty but that's
a LONG ways from feelings of lust and doing anything with the intent of
being sexual. Even when two kids DO touch each other (who's never played
"doctor" at least once?), that's not "sex" but rather just a natural part
of growing up. Based on the number of stories involving very young kids
that are posted this must make for a good fantasy for a lot of guys but
so far as I'm concerned it's about as realistic as the mind control or
space cadet stories. It's just too over the top to turn me on.
Sick/injured sibling
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What more do I really need to say about this one? I don't know about you
but when I'm sick or hurt, sex is about the LAST thing on my mind!
Fondling a sleeping parent or child
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I'm not talking about the act per se as a lot of creeps out there may
fondle their sleeping daughter but that's nothing to do with sex. I'm
referring to someone doing it and then the other person wakes up with the
immediate craving for sex with their molester. Just because mom is
asleep doesn't mean that that if junior fondles her that she's going to
suddenly have an urge to have sex with him. It's far more likely that
mom will spank his ass! Parents who fondle their young children in their
sleep are simply child abusers and perverts.
Women who enjoy being raped
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OK, to be fair I find some "nonconsensual" stories to be a bit of a turn-
on from a strictly fantasy perspective (we all have our own perversions).
That said, it's nothing I would EVER want to happen in reality. Kept in
context there's nothing wrong with the subject matter for strictly
fantasy purposes. What concerns me about these stories is that they
could lead someone to actually believe the myth that "no" means "yes".
While this is the basis for many porn movies and stories, it's NOT
reflective of real life.
Attention men! When a girl says, "NO" that means NO. I have NEVER
heard of a real-life rape victim who said they felt anything other than
disgust and humiliation. Rape scars a woman for life. It's not
something that is EVER ok, no matter how much you might falsely claim
"she asked for it".
Father who enjoy watching their daughters being raped
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This is similar to the rape scenario I just described. So long as it
remains in the fantasy realm I'm OK with it.
In reality I just can't believe that any decent father could possibly
find enjoyment from watching someone hurt his daughter. Again, while I
find nothing wrong with the FANTASY, I worry that someone might think
such stories reflect reality and thus take action based on this misguided
and perverted idea.
Interracial sex
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I knew when I titled this one that people would jump to conclusions so
let me say this right off - I am NOT against interracial sex. It's just
that saying "interracial" is meaningless at best and racist at worst.
Who cares what color your partner is? He can be green or purple for all
I care so long as he has a functioning dick. All this crap about
enhanced penis size for black men and sexual aggressiveness for black
women is just a bunch of baloney if you ask me.
Please read "My Thoughts About Interracial Sex" if you want to know
more details about how I feel about this subject.
Unnatural sex
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This is MY personal thing so I'll be the first to admit that there are
obviously a lot of people who must get off to this stuff, just not me.
That would include anything to do with scat, snuff, bestiality, BSDM,
aliens, extreme pedophilia, and the like. Guess I was raised a little
bit old fashioned in that I prefer nice normal sex!
Chapter 2 - Chatting
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Note: By chatting I mean texting, e-mail, Instant Messenger, etc.
In general there are two reasons I chat. First, I chat with friends
although usually we phone or text each other. Second, I chat with
strangers on-line for fun. Needless to say, there's a huge difference
between the two in how I chat. Of course it goes without saying that I
use completely different accounts and the two never mix.
When I chat with strangers there's a LOT I don't say or do compared to
when I'm chatting with friends who know me. By the same token, I don't
discuss many of the things with my friends that I do with strangers.
It's like two different worlds, each with their own set of rules.
One more thing about chatting and meeting people. I don't cam or phone
because I have no intention of ever meeting an on-line stranger. That
said, if I WAS going to meet someone then camming and a phone call would
be mandatory. As it is now I have no verification that anyone I'm
chatting with is really who they say they are, just as they don't know
about me either. That's OK with me since my intention is NOT to
establish a personal relationship. Anyone who can't deal with the
ambiguity shouldn't chat with me. I can understand WHY people want to
cam and phone me and I've endured many complaints and nasty accusations
because I won't. Words can't hurt me but camming and phone calls can.
The following drive me nuts when I chat...
"Hi!"
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Usually I just ignore these and wait to see if whoever it is sends
another message that's more interesting. What REALLY irritates me is
when I DO respond and then nothing. Quick way to get on my block list.
People who want to web cam
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OK, I understand why people want to this and if I was ever looking to
meet someone this would be at the top of my priority list. I never have
in all the years I've chatted so please don't think you're going to be
the first. I simply don't care if you think that makes me a fake and I
don't feel the need to defend myself to strangers. It's simply too easy
to screen capture web cams and trace phone calls. Since I'm never going
to meet anyone who only knows me based on my ASSTR profile I have no need
to cam with them. If you don't like it then don't even bother contacting
me in the first place... you've been warned.
Anyone who pushes this is simply added to my "Ignore" list. Again, I may
be repeating myself but it's worth emphasizing that no matter what you
might think we will NEVER meet so don't try putting me on a guilt trip to
"prove" who I am. If you don't believe I am who I say I am, too bad - go
chat with someone else.
FYI - I NEVER talk to strangers on the phone for the same reasons.
People who want to meet me
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I would never meet anyone who only knows me from this profile. Do I
really have to explain? If I lead you on to think you have a chance,
it's your fault for pushing the issue to where I go along just to get you
to stop asking. Trust me, we will NEVER meet.
People pretending to be kids
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I'm NOT a child molester or pedophile. I do NOT want to chat with kids.
I'm not looking to hook up with kids. The first thing I usually ask
people when they start a chat with me is their age. I can't do anything
if someone lies to me but at least I'm doing as best I can NOT to chat
with kids. If you say you're thirteen then I'll take you for your word
and immediately end the conversation. Sorry, don't try to tell me you
were just pretending and you're really 21. This is a case of one strike
and you're out.
People who insist I send them photos
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Send me yours first (NO nudes please) and THEN we'll see about mine.
What's the big deal about seeing pics of me anyway? I wouldn't say I'm
ugly but still it's not like I'm some hot Playboy model or Hollywood
star. Besides, even if I DO share most guys will only get ones I would
show my pastor.
Guys pretending to be girls
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Somehow I think guys think I'll be more open with a woman than with a
man. Actually that's not true as it doesn't matter to me one way or the
other yet it's amazing how many men still try. The vast majority are
easy to spot while some take time but sooner or later they reveal
themselves in one way or another. I'm not going to say how I spot them -
those are my trade secrets. It's just after doing this for thirteen
years I think I've gotten pretty good at it. Unfortunately for any REAL
women it means I tend to be very suspicious of anyone who claims to be a
woman and usually try to "out" them whenever possible which can be
embarrassing when it turns out they're real! For better or worse though,
that rarely happens.
Guys sending me porn photos
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I do not trade porn for a number of reasons. First, I don't get off from
photos of prostitutes (male and female) having sex. Second, it just
leads to trouble as everything we do on-line these days is being
monitored and recorded by somebody. So it really peeves me when a guy
sends me a porn pic and tries to pass it off as his wife, girlfriend or
even daughter. Given their experience gained while building extensive
porn collections my dad and husband can tell me pretty fast when someone
does so don't even try. And for heaven's sakes NEVER send me child porn
or I'll forward it to the authorities for no other reason than to keep me
from being arrested for receiving it.
Stick to the family pics guys, especially when it comes to your kids.
Guys who don't do tributes
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To be fair this doesn't make me mad so much as disinterested. If you
won't do a tribute then you aren't doing anything to satisfy my main
reasons for chatting with you which are to help with MY self-esteem and
build MY ego. Oh sure we might chat for a while but don't be surprised
if I simple stop responding after a while if you don't want to prove to
me that I turn you on. Personally I don't think it's asking too much as
YOU contacted me first and I'm just asking for confirmation that I really
do turn you on. After all, it's not like I'm asking you to provide a
photo of your face as you do it or to give me your address and phone
number (although you may be surprised how many guys do!)
Guys who obsess over MY daughters
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My daughters are still in single digits in terms of their age so like
really? I don't care if someone fantasizes about what a young girl may
do someday when she's older (my husband even does that) but not at this
age. Maybe I'm at fault for leading people on sometimes out of morbid
curiosity as to where they'll take it but after a while I just can't play
that game. So if you're looking for anything long-term with me, my
daughters are not the way to get there.
Guys who won't say anything
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This drives me insane... the guys who contact me and then never say
anything more than a few words or sentences. If you don't want to talk
to me it's simple - don't! Just don't act confused when I tell you to go
away and quit wasting my time.
Chapter 3 - Life in General
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Men who claim no interest in their teenage daughter
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I try to keep in mind that the men who contact me are NOT representative
of all men, just the ones who use pornography as a means of dealing with
problems in their life be it a lack of sex in a marriage, unfilled
fantasies, or whatever. Thus when I say ALL men, I really mean ALL men
who contact me which is actually a subset of ALL men.
When a guy chatting on a porn site tells me he has a teenage daughter and
then denies any sexual interest I have to cry foul. Many try to BS their
way and tell me they look at her friends but not her. I understand our
society has brainwashed men into thinking such thoughts are wrong and
forbidden but that doesn't mean they aren't there. Sooner or later they
all do it. Sooner or later they all confess their true feelings.
From my perspective I see no harm in men doing it. Heck, just because
you masturbate about someone doesn't mean you ever would actually DO
anything you imagine in those fantasies. Some men try to claim they
actually DO things with their daughter but in general I don't believe
them. Maybe a VERY small number over the years but that's all at most.
All I ask is that men be honest.
Fascination with dirty panties
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What is it with men and dirty panties? Outside of porn stars I dare you
to find me even ONE woman who takes her panties off and sniffs them!
Ugh! Really guys, would you wrap YOUR underwear around your face and
sniff it?
Guys always want to send me tributes of them cumming on their wife or
daughter's panties but I always tell them to use their bras instead.
It's not too hard to understand - just count the number of panties in her
drawer compared to the number of bras. Bras are much more "personal" and
"intimate", not to mention expensive. Using a bra to soak up your
incestuous or adulterous cum is a lot more "meaningful" than the same act
using her panties.
Guys sending me fake photos
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Please don't go to someone's Facebook page, copy the photos and then send
them to me claiming them to be yours. Like why would anyone with REAL
photos have to do that? It's so obvious from the file name where they
came from, or at least that they came from a FaceBook site even if I
don't know whose. At the very least if you're going to lie to me then at
take the effort to change the files names.
Another red flag is when all the photos are small files - the size of
your typical FaceBook page or other web sites. In contrast the typical
file size of a photo taken by your phone or digital camera is likely to
be ten times bigger!
What also tips me off is when a guy claims to only have a limited number
of family shots. Like who in this digital age doesn't have hundreds of
photos of their family? It's not like I'm asking for nudes or anything
risque. For me it's all about establishing reality and to get an idea of
who I chat with. Oh and please, don't give me lines like, "They're on
the other computer" or "My hard drive crashed." I may be blonde but I'm
really not that stupid!
Finally, don't try telling me the only photos you have are nudes and sex
shots. Again... I'm not THAT stupid.
FYI, I LOVE wedding photos!
Guys who push me about young kids
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This may be like a broken record but I'll say it again - in real life and
on-line I am MOST interested in married men older than me. Things that
earn you a higher "score" would be if you've never cheated with anyone
before me as well as having one or more teenage daughters. While I enjoy
women I'm drawn more to ladies within my inner circle of family and
close friends than strangers. As a general rule I only have sex with
women outside my inner circle for the benefit of my husband or father -
like most men they love seeing two girls getting it on, LOL. The same
goes with younger kids in that while I'm not going to try and say I don't
enjoy sex with them (I AM human you know!), it's not something I seek out
and generally only get involved with when I'm with my father or husband
so they can watch.
If you have a younger son or daughter, I MAY go along with your fantasies
about seeing me with them or me helping you with them, but keep in mind
that's all that would be - fantasies and not anything I would ever
actually DO. On the other hand I DO find it erotic to explore a father's
fantasies towards his daughter and other young girls so I encourage men
to tell me more about such thoughts and desires. Some people claim that
makes me a hypocrite but I think that's only because they don't take the
time to understand where I'm coming from. It's not like I haven't taken
the effort to try and explain myself numerous times.
So please don't push me to "confess" or tell you things that aren't true.
For me, the best fantasies are those rooted in reality and sex with kids
just isn't my cup of tea. Pushing me in that direction will only earn
silence from my end.
OK, so those were some of my pet peeves, at least the ones I can think of
right now. Any comments? Am I being too sensitive? Your thoughts and
comments are always welcome.
THE END