Subject: My Pet Peeves Regarding Stories, Profiles and Chatting
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Date: April 25, 2012
Author: Kelly <pghpa_girl@yahoo.com>
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Summary:
OK, so this is a rant. If you don't want to hear me bitch then this one's NOT
for you!
Table of Contents
Chapter 1 - "Erotic" Stories
Chapter 2 - On-Line Profiles
Chapter 3 - Chatting
Chapter 1 - "Erotic" Stories
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There are tons of so-called erotic stories being posted every day yet so few
of them are reading. When I read other people's stories, e-mails, blogs,
etc., sometimes I just want to scream! I'm not talking about chatting where
the intent is to converse quickly so abbreviations and misspellings are
acceptable. But when it comes to documents, I mean if somebody is going to
take the time to write up a story and post it then why not show a little
class?
With most stories, I read the first line and close the file in disgust. Here
are some of the things that really turn me off:
1. Horrible spelling and grammar
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Give me a break! I would never fault someone for making a few mistakes (that
would be quite hypocritical of me) but some people are just downright
atrocious. Is there anyone who doesn't have a spellchecker these days? Even
the on-line e-mail systems like Yahoo! have one built in. Granted, they
don't catch everything but at least make the effort. And for those who don't
understand the concept of paragraphs... enough said. I am NOT referring to
instant messaging where I am the queen of misspellings. But when you write a
story, take a little pride!
2. Posting .doc and .rtf formats
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In a world overrun by viruses, that last thing I want are Microsoft Word
documents which are known carriers. Text files may seem a bit old-fashioned,
but they're safe and efficient.
3. Mechanical Descriptions of Sex
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Is there anyone who doesn’t know HOW sex is performed? What makes a story
erotic to me and thus turn me on is when I get the WHY behind the sex. I
want to know the reactions of the people involved. Tell me about their
thoughts and emotions. What led up to the event? What was their motivation?
How do the people involved FEEL besides just, “it felt good”? Don't just say
“his dick entered her”, tell me how it FELT and not just between his legs but
in his head.
When it comes to erotic stories, the first warning sign is a small file size.
I generally don't even open up a text story under 15-20K as I know there
can't be any depth in anything that small.
4. "Young" children with the vocabulary of an adult
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Why do people try to pretend to be an eight year-old and then use the syntax
and vocabulary of an 40 year-old? The very idea that a child would be
writing such a story in the first place is ridiculous so why not use a third-
person format? Even fantasies can get too far “out there” to be enjoyable.
I think it's pitiful when an adult man tries to pretend to be a fourteen
year-old girl. Give me a break. Who do you think you're fooling?
5. Twins
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Does every set of twins in the world have sex with each other? There is a
reason the Milton Twins are on the Internet - they are the exceptions! I
won't even open a story with “twins” in the title.
6. Dead Relatives
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Why is it that people think that the death of a father or mother
automatically leads to incest? The concept that a child will turn to the
remaining parent or relative for love that includes incest for the first time
is simply ludicrous. This demonstrates to me that the writer is just writing
a jerk story based on his own fantasies and has no clue about real incest.
7. Divorced Parents
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Like the “dead relative” scenario, why are so many stories about the start of
incest based on the premise of a recently divorced parent? Psychologically,
divorce is equivalent to death in that one parent is typically "lost".
However, such a loss tends to strain the remaining relationships more so than
resulting in sex. Even if you ignore the realities, the plot line is
stupid.
8. Underage Lolitas
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I'm not talking about teenagers, I mean preteens and in some cases stories
involving kids as young as five or six years old. Give me a break! About
the last thing a young child thinks about is sex.
C'mon, we were all kids once - have you completely forgotten what it was
like? Sure there may be a little curiosity before puberty but that is a LONG
ways from feelings of lust and doing anything with the intent being sexual.
Even when two kids DO touch each other (who never played “doctor” at least
once?), that's not “sex” but rather just a natural part of growing up.
Based on the number of stories involving such kids that are posted, this must
make for a good fantasy for a lot of guys but so far as I am concerned, it's
about as realistic as the mind control or space cadet stories. It's just too
over the top to turn me on.
9. Sick Brother or Sister
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What do I really need to say about this one? I don't know about you but when
I'm sick or hurt, sex is about the LAST thing on my mind!
10. Fondling a Sleeping Parent or Child
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Just because the mom is asleep doesn't mean that that if junior fondles her
that she’s going to suddenly have an urge to have sex with him. It's far
more likely that mom will spank his ass! Parents who fondle their young
children are usually child abusers and perverts.
11. Women Who Enjoy Being Raped
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To be honest, I find some “nonconsensual” stories to be a bit of a turn-on
from a strictly fantasy perspective (ok, so we all have our perversions) but
not anything I would EVER want to happen in reality. What concerns me about
these stories is that they could lead someone to actually believe the myth
that "no" means "yes". While this is the basis for many porn movies and
stories, it's NOT reflective of real life.
Attention men! When a girl says, "NO", that means NO. I have NEVER heard of
a real-life rape victim who said they felt anything other than disgust and
humiliation. Rape scars a woman for life. It's not something that is EVER
ok, no matter how much "she asks for it".
12. Father Who Enjoy Watching Their Daughters Being Raped
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This is similar to the rape scenario I just described. I just can't believe
that any decent father could possible find enjoyment from watching someone
hurt his daughter. Again, while I find nothing wrong with the FANTASY, I
worry that someone might think such stories reflect reality and might take
action based on this misguided idea.
Chapter 2 - On-Line Profiles
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When I look at FaceBook and MySpace profiles, I am amazed at how many obvious
fakes there are but even more amazed at how many people seem to believe them.
Here are some of the things that really turn me off:
1. "No Guys" Profiles
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This is code for "I'm a man and I don't want to talk to men about sex."
2. "Women" With Profiles That Imply Incest
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This is code for, "I'm a man who wants to share porn pics and dirty stories
about young girls with their mothers."
3. Profiles With Pics of Girls Stolen From the Internet
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Don't these idiots realize that other people can also see these girls on-line
in other places? Such profiles demonstrate not only that the person is a
fake, but that they’re incredibly stupid as well.
4. No "Normal" Pics
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99.9% of people that want to trade pics with me only have porn pics that they
stole from the Internet and expect me to believe it's them. If all HE has
are suggestive and/or nudes photos, I know immediately “she” is a fake. If
he only has a couple of "normal" ones, again they’ve been stolen. Every real
girl I know these days has a ton of her with her friends and such in everyday
situations. IF they have any suggestive or nudes ones, they’re usually few
in number and not readily handed out (and NEVER the first ones sent).
5. Too Many "Friends"
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Some people have hundreds of "friends", most of whom are fakes. What's the
point? I just assume that it's a guy who likes to link up with other people
who trade porn pics - not the kind of person I want to have as a "friend".
Chapter 3 - Chatting
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There are two reasons I chat. First, I chat with friends although usually we
phone each other. Second, I chat with strangers on-line for fun. There is a
huge difference between the two in how I chat. Of course it goes without
saying that I use completely different accounts and the two never mix.
When I chat with strangers, there is a LOT I don't say or do compared to when
I am chatting with friends who know me. By the same token, I don't discuss
many of the things with my friends that I do with strangers. It's like two
different worlds, each with their own set of rules.
One more thing about chatting and meeting people. I don't cam or phone
because I have no intention of ever meeting an on-line stranger. That said,
if I WAS going to meet someone, then camming and a phone call would be
mandatory. As it is now, I have no verification that anyone I am chatting
with is really who they say they are (just as they don't know about me
either), but that's OK with me since my intention is NOT to establish a
personal relationship. Anyone who can't deal with the ambiguity shouldn't
chat with me. I can understand WHY people want to cam and phone me and I
have endured many complaints and nasty accusations because I won't, but words
can't hurt me whereas camming and phone calls potentially can.
The following drive me nuts when I chat...
1. "Hi!"
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This opening gets old really FAST. Usually I just ignore it and wait to see
if whoever it is sends another message that's more interesting.
2. "How are you?"
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Come on, what do you EXPECT me to say? Odds are I will just tell you I'm OK.
3. "asl"
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Sort of old school these days... Maybe this is a good intro for chat rooms
and such where you are trying to hook up with a total stranger, but that's
not the type of people I'm looking for. Anyone that I would want to chat with
already knows this information so by asking it, the person is telling me they
don't have a clue who I am and are just shooting in the dark to see who will
answer. I've also found it to be the standard opening line used by “bots” -
which I HATE!
4. "What are you doing?"
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Well duh, I'm chatting. What do you expect me to say?
5. "Do you have a cam?"
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I NEVER cam with strangers - period. Anyone who pushes this is simply added
to my "Ignore" list. No matter what you might think, we will NEVER meet so
don't try putting me on a guilt trip to "prove" who I am. If you don't
believe I am who I say I am, too bad - go chat with someone else. It's all
just for fun anyway so why get all up-tight?
6. "Can I call you?"
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I NEVER call strangers for the same reasons as for what I described about
camming just before this.
7. "Can I meet you?"
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I NEVER meet people in person that I "meet" on-line.
8. "I'm (age <18)"
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I am NOT a child molester or pedophile. I don't chat with kids. The first
thing I ask people when they start a chat with me is their age. I can't help
if someone lies to me but at least I am doing as best I can NOT to chat with
kids.
9."What are you wearing?"
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If it's after 9PM, odds are it's a t-shirt or maybe a sweatshirt in winter.
Sometimes I like to wear one of my husband’s dress shirts. During the day,
who knows what I may be wearing and really, who cares? I NEVER chat nude
which is the answer I think most guys are hoping for.
10. "Send me a pic"
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Send me yours first (NO nudes please) and THEN we'll see. What's the big
deal about seeing pics of me anyway? I wouldn't say I'm ugly but still, it's
not like I'm some hot Playboy model. Besides, the only pics you'll get of me
are ones I would show my pastor.
11. "BUZZ"
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OMG, this has to be the most annoying thing EVER. DO NOT BUZZ ME! I will
immediately add your name to my Ignore list without responding.
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OK, so these are my pet peeves, at least the ones I can think of now. I'm
sure everyone else has a list of their own. Care to share your with me?
THE END