Subject: The Case of the House Slut (nosex)
Author:  Dan <whalesrevenge2009@gmail.com>
Posted:  Kelly <pghpa_girl@yahoo.com>

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Dear Kelly,

I warned you. This is not a fantasy fuck story...
 

****Would I Fuck You? – The case of the House Slut****

Any woman that has earned the right to the name “house slut” ought to get a free 
ride to fuck whomever she wants. Most of the time, that is. For the 
appropriately worthy girl, the issue is hardly ever in doubt. The guys are 
controlled by what thinks the least, and react instinctively the most. Namely, 
with their dicks. And that is all she should have to do:  Make it impossible for 
you to doubt that it’s your lucky day. Eliminate all uncertainty. Forget that 
ole cliché “if you play your cards right” because you've already won the hand. 
You’ve been selected for a free fuck and there’s nothing more for you to do 
except to have fun until you decide to make it to the hotel room. Get your cock 
up (she’ll be sure to give an extra hand or mouth if the matter is in the 
slightest doubt) and get to doing what every guy can barely wait to do anyway. 
They don’t call us “one track minds” for nothing.

Well, that’s the theory at least. And for a true slut, it can become routine. So 
certain to work that even a woman who has been christened the “house slut” 
starts to take men for granted. Does “no” exist in the vocabulary of the male 
species? "Not applied to ME it doesn’t," says the house slut confidently. Oh 
sure, there are plenty of guys who would say “no.” But not in a place like 
Jesters in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida. Guys who protect their adulterous virginity 
by condemning all of that as “wrong” wouldn’t hang out in a place like that, and 
so space and time would protect them from being so easily compromised by the 
house slut. Guys who would say no are not like me. Me and my pal “G” that is.

“G” was a coworker from my previous job. We were down in this town finishing up 
some work that we had begun together before I bugged out for  my current 
livelihood.  Not a bad mission, too. About three weeks in Ft. Lauderdale during 
the high season? February? Everywhere else we had been to on our way to this 
temporary paradise had tried to cheat us of precious days. Wind. Snow. Ice. Loss 
of electric power for days on end. YIKES! So pulling into "Lauderdale" in the 
whee hours of the morning after a grueling 24 hour drive had been refreshing. 
Even shocking. Get out of the car at 3 AM in February to find the air balmy? 
Hey! This is just wrong.

After making it to the hotel and sleeping off the exhaustion, we went out to the 
work site and did some preliminary things to set up shop. By the time dinner 
time rolled around, we were famished. And ready for our first evening meal in a 
town that the old hands back at the plant had built up to be a party town that 
had no limits. "Anything could happen and often does" the people in the know 
told us. I had never been here before. All I knew of Ft. Lauderdale was that I 
had once seen a movie with Elvis Presley strumming a guitar supposedly in Ft. 
Lauderdale during an early version of what we now call “Spring Break.” But it 
was probably a movie set anyway, not the real thing. I was now in the real 
thing.

Yep, the old guys at the plant ought to know. After all, they had bragged long 
and hard about all times they had been here. “Ft. Liquordale” they liked to call 
it. And so our fantasies ran wild. Exploring it thoroughly had a purpose, 
namely, to risk getting into trouble. Of course, not too much trouble. We were, 
and are, professionals. Still have to get the job done. Mission first. Etc. etc. 
I still have photographs of what “getting the job done” looked like after an 
encounter with a slut we called simply “the mouth." Wretched worn out souls we 
were (but not from fucking her). But that story is for another time.

Back at the hotel, which was no where near the beach or any other tourist 
attraction for hard-up college coeds that we could imagine, we asked ourselves, 
“where do we start?” (“G” had made the travel arrangements. This hotel right on 
the interstate was the best he could find on short notice for a long stay at the 
peak of the snow bird season.) A good meal seemed a necessity. Then we would 
find a lively place to hang out and watch, hoping for that fleeting look from 
the gorgeous twenty something chicks we were dying to meet. At least that was 
the fantasy. But titty bars, or worse, were off limits. Not because of morals or 
even what our wives thought. “G” and I both knew that titty bars are nothing but 
money sinks with no chance for any REAL action. Yawn. We wanted real chicks. 
Real horny chicks. We were ready for those vaguely promised sluts to line up 
for, well, for what? We’d figure THAT out once we were seated in one of those 
hook-up bars flirting away. Yep, we were sure we would.

In reality we were on fixed budgets. You can’t afford titty bars or expensive 
dining on a fixed budget. "G" had a young son and a baby daughter and a wife at 
home. Actually for a night or two they stayed at my parent’s home. We had 
dropped them off on the way to Florida to escape the unbearable effects of the 
ice storm. They were back in their own home by the time we got to our 
destination. But much guilt was shoveled into “G’s” truck by his wife as we 
pulled out.

As for me, I had a wife in an advanced stage of pregnancy with our first 
daughter, Cheri. “Get it over with THIS month.” She insisted through clenched 
teeth. “In a couple of months I OWN you!” I saluted that cauldron of hormones 
and escaped.

"All for our common livelihood" I tried to rationalize as a frying pan followed 
me out the door.

"So where should we start?" we asked ourselves from the lobby of the mid-priced 
off-the-interstate hotel we were staying in. Across the street our eyes were 
drawn to a modest sized bar and grill. To get to it all you had to do was walk 
across a busy boulevard. It was in relatively good repair (not a dump) but it 
was not a chain. It seemed to have “local” written all over it. The name on the 
sign was “Jesters.” There was nothing obviously attractive about the place. No 
reason that I could see to crave the food. Nothing about the place seemed to 
rate the term “entertainment.” But, “G” and I had traveled the world enough to 
spot a hint of promise.

“Looks kinda local.” Was “G’s” typical simple and to the point observation. 

I hadn’t visualized that as a good thing until he said it. And then it dawned on 
me. “Local. Yeah, that’s what we want. Local people. Local bar. Local knowledge. 
It probably won’t be worth hanging out in, but somebody will know where to go if 
we ask. And if we decide to stay and get fucked up, we can walk back to the 
hotel.”

Don’t get me wrong. Jesters wasn’t that bad looking from the outside. Not nearly 
as scary looking of a place we would reluctantly follow “the mouth” into just a 
week or so later. No, I’ve been in scarier places that I ended up having a blast 
in. And when we walked in, it exceeded our expectation. A modern looking bar 
area constructed from expensive wood beams. The bar wasn’t physically separated 
from the rest of the place. More sort of adjacent to the rest of the 
establishment, but dominating the atmosphere. The entrance opened directly into 
the bar area. You walked down one side of the square bar to get to the dining 
area.

The word “dining” might not agree with an accurate description. The tables and 
chairs contrasted with the expensively constructed wooden bar. We sat down at a 
table that belonged in an inner city diner. Or a country restaurant that expects 
to serve fishermen for breakfast and construction workers for lunch. That 
signaled two things to us. The food would be simple and not too pricey (good). 
And that Jesters was set up to entertain lounge lizards, not family diners (even 
better). The latter impression was reinforced by the stage in one corner that 
was broken down for the night but was clearly intended to be used by some kind 
of live music entertainment. Maybe they did live music on a weekend we figured. 
But that also signaled that the young adult crowd that was already in the place, 
although thin at the moment, was the clientele. Given the location of the place, 
they were probably local clientele. And probably the numbers would pick up as 
the evening wore on as more and more young urban professionals got off work, 
followed by the late night “closer” crowd from the restaurants, bars, and maybe 
even the titty joints.

Yep, hope for ole Jesters was improving by the minute. Then the “waiter” came 
by. A young twenty something guy in a white apron. He kinda looked like he 
doubled as the bus boy. Maybe he was the busboy, doubling as the server during 
the slow period before hip people started showing up later.  Anyway, he was 
obviously local, so we couldn’t resist asking him for advice. We downed our 
first beers as fast as possible and started cutting up happy that the stress of 
getting here was over so the carousing could begin.

“So, we’re from out of town.” One of us said.

He listened to that confession with no change in expression, as if to say “like 
THAT wasn’t obvious.”

I continued. “We’re planning on eating here and then heading out somewhere else. 
Got any ideas of some happening places to go locally?”

He could have blown us off. Given us the run around. Sent us ANYWHERE as long as 
he wasn’t likely to go there just to avoid the embarrassment of it all. Mixing 
tourists with cool people? Perish the thought!

But, he was hardly a poster child for “cool people.” He was the busboy for God’s 
sake. So he thought about it for a second and made a surprising observation, to 
me at least.
 
“This place is actually pretty good. Give it some time and it will fill up with 
a couple different crowds. We’ll get a lot of regulars in a couple of hours. And 
then the closing crowd will come in. We stay open later for the locals.”

“Well, that’s interesting.” One of us suggested, not really convinced. He kinda 
got the message and started reeling off names and locations of other places and 
the likely events at those places on a work week night. Not real promising was 
his final analysis. And, anyway, HE knew where all the places were located that 
he had just reeled off. Our heads were spinning, not having come close to 
keeping up with his fast paced advice. And, of course, taking notes was out of 
the question. That’s not something wannabe cool people do.

In response to our obvious confusion, he had pity and returned to his original 
advice.

“But really, it’s about as good here as anywhere. And the slut comes here. I 
guess you can call her the ‘house’ slut.”

The look we gave him could have been equal to shouting “What the fuck! What did 
you just say?”

We looked at each other and realized that regardless of whether this kid was 
pulling our leg or not, this unguarded comment was just the sort of line that we 
could turn into a joke that would never end. The more we drank, the more “house 
slut” would be inserted into every conversation. Kind of like how the word 
“fuck” has become a necessary part of every young person’s grammar, to be used 
in every sentence more than once. So, we immediately launched into a cynical 
investigation.

“House slut?” I said real slow, to emphasize what a novel idea this was to the 
two of us. Even after years of licentious carousing with friends that thought 
exactly like I did about the opposite sex, I had never heard an employee of a 
food or beverage establishment make the claim, apparently seriously, that it was 
stalked, or maybe haunted, by a woman that could be called a “slut” right out in 
the open. It wasn’t like he was judgmentally calling her a “bitch” or a “cunt” 
or anything else that might imply condescension. Nope, he seemed to be 
describing her as she really was. How she wanted to be. How she regularly acted 
so that significant numbers of people came to agree that she was a slut that 
pursued her thing so often in THIS establishment that she had earned herself a 
brand as the “house” slut like she was the cheap wine you buy by the carafe. 
Despite sarcastic and pointed questioning by us, he stuck to his guns. He simply 
repeated.

“She might be around tonight. Maybe you’ll see her.” And then he left to do his 
waiter thing, when he wasn’t doing his busboy thing.

Multiple beers were consumed discussing the likelihood that the existence of the 
house slut could be taken at face value. We soon realized that we had neglected  
to ask him how we might recognize the house slut if she, or her ghost, showed 
up. Negligence! What were we thinking? But the business in the place was picking 
up so our server was replaced by the real one and the opportunity to interrogate 
the guy for more details vanished.

No matter. Despite having a private LONGING for being so fortunate to be in the 
sights of the house slut (or any slut), I had no hope that I would ever set eyes 
on the house slut, let alone do slutty things with her. But I couldn’t admit 
that to “G.” That would have been a sign of weakness. He would have attacked 
that confession like a Viking raiding party. Nope, I secretly drank away my 
jealously for all the other guys that had enjoyed the making of the house slut’s 
reputation. If ONLY I could have been them for a night. Maybe an hour. I’d have 
taken a blowjob in the parking lot for Christ’s sake! As I sat there feeling 
sorry for myself, I pushed it out of my mind. Even if the house slut were to 
show up (hopefully with a sign on her head announcing who she was), I would 
never get the time of day from her. It would be just my luck that she’d overlook 
me for some guy sitting next to me. Then I’d have to watch and listen to her 
slobber all over him. Arggh! If ONLY the house slut would show up and want ME! I 
thought to myself.

“Be careful what you wish for” is what I should have said.

As the night wore on, we moved to the bar and all that the busboy had said came 
to pass, at least short of the house slut. The place steadily filled up. Pretty 
girls in a gaggle over there. Guys and gals on the other side of the bar. All 
seemed to fit into one group or another. Local for sure. But “G” and I were 
content for now. Long past the urge to try to find any of the other locations 
that we had been given. We couldn’t even remember what he had said about them or 
even their names, let alone where to find the joints. And they probably weren’t 
going to be better than here anyway. Not on a middle-of-the-week work night. 
Under these conditions, is it any wonder that the “house slut” had faded from 
our conversation? It had become more like a silly tall tale. And so we forgot 
about the whole matter.

Instead, we had discovered a typical bar game. Nowadays, it’s all about video 
games sitting on the most promising parts of the bar: The corners. In Jesters at 
that time, it was a long, and expensive, miniature shuffleboard game. You were 
supposed to put quarters into it, but we discovered that money only produced 
electronic score keeping. We didn’t care about that. We could play the game with 
the metal pucks without feeding the machine money. So we did. Laughing. Cutting 
up. Drinking. The game gave each player ample time to rest against the bar while 
the other player putzed around taking his shot.

During one of those moments while waiting, I leaned against the bar near the 
corner and gazed, because I was facing that direction anyway, at this women in a 
red top sitting at the bar. She was attractive. Very attractive. And so I 
stared. I didn’t mean to make it obvious, and maybe it wasn’t. But on that side 
of the bar, which was on the side with the shuffleboard machine and just a few 
bars tools down from the restaurant’s entrance, she was nearly alone. She kind 
of stood out sitting at the bar and so I decided to enjoy the eye candy. I 
couldn’t see below the bar what she was wearing. But I could see her red knit 
top just fine. Her tight torso highlighted some very very nice boobs. Probably 
some kind of push up bra enhancing what was already nearly C-cup (soon enough I 
would get close enough to know). She seemed unbelievably sexy to me in my 
condition at that time. She was an upper twenty something, or maybe young thirty 
something. Just like me. And the more I looked at her, the more I became 
aroused.

“Damn,” I thought to myself, “she’s hot.”

Not wanting to be a creep, and with “G” needing some abuse, I turned my 
attention away. But I kept looking back to this chick. Then she really caught my 
attention. Sitting on her bar stool like some diva in an old Hollywood movie, 
she pulled out her cosmetic case and started dolling herself up. For the moment 
I didn’t know why. It seemed an odd place to do it. Most chicks are too self 
conscious to primp and proper at the bar like that. I didn’t realize, of course, 
that I was looking at the house slut doing the equivalent of what a soldier does 
who is about to enter combat:  “LOCK and LOAD dog faces! Don’t shoot until you 
see the whites of their eyes.”

All that would become obvious a short while later. But for now, it made the eye 
candy experience all the more interesting. But at that moment  it was still far 
away. Seemingly no closer to becoming a personal self-esteem building experience 
than meeting Snow White. She smiled into her mirror as she dolled up. I decided 
afterwards that the smile was because she saw me gawking in her peripheral 
vision. But for now, it seemed like she was ignoring me completely in favor of 
admiring herself. Typical woman I thought. A momentary fantasy arose in my head 
about some mythical romance with THAT hot looking chick.

Then “G” hollered for me to come take my shot and my attention was diverted away 
from the hot chick in the red top doing her make up. I played my shot (I forget 
how I did, probably nothing heroic) and returned to the bar. I knew my next shot 
would come quickly so I returned to a point closest to the end of the 
shuffleboard table. Instead of sitting around the corner, now I was perched 
without sitting at the edge of the bar just a few stools down from the chick. I 
was facing out looking at “G” and waiting my turn. My elbows were back behind me 
supporting my arms as they rested on the edge of the bar. My fists lightly 
curled up. My body at a slack angle away from the bar. Feeling totally relaxed 
and devil may care. I was looking at the shuffleboard machine, and not much 
else.

I may have noticed movement in my peripheral vision, but she moved rather 
quickly so I didn’t see it coming. Getting up from her bar stool after having 
stowed the cosmetic case to ready herself for combat, she just walked the few 
steps to where I was and turned to stand directly in front of me, about one foot 
away, to deliver her line. A guy couldn’t have delivered the pick up line any 
better.

“I’m the prettiest girl in this bar, and I’ve chosen YOU tonight.”

I may live to a ripe old age, but I’m pretty sure that will be the last time ANY 
woman says that to me. At least in that way.

Going from a totally unattainable fantasy to an all too real encounter like that 
can cause a man to self destruct. Your mouth refuses to engage to form a 
coherent sound, let alone a sentence. What was a second before an easy 
spontaneous conversation with “G,” was now a shocking lack of situational 
awareness. Fortunately, I had had enough to drink to be uninhibited, but not too 
much to be foolish or worse boorish. I somehow kept my composure despite the 
surreal feeling that I had been dropped into the set of a beer commercial 
without seeing the script first.

Her lips upturned slightly as she maintained unyielding eye contact, secure in 
her mind what this frontal assault must be doing to my ability to think. Forget 
about killing me with kindness, she was killing me with a lack of subtlety. In 
thinking through this moment, again and again during many masturbations, as well 
as other idle moments not masturbating I still have to marvel at her purpose and 
willingness, or experience, that allowed her to figure out what she was wanted 
from me and then to take a direct approach to get it. This was something Farrow 
might call “communication.” Some other folks, like Ms. Manners, might argue it 
was over communication that should be avoided. But whatever, she had said it. I 
didn’t dream this, although I might have dreamed something like it as part of a 
fantasy with no hope it would or could ever be realized.

Now I had to deal with the fact that it was realized. What the fuck do I say or 
do NOW in response to THAT? And she was waiting for a response. I didn’t want to 
melt down. I’ve got to say SOMETHING and I’ve got to figure out what that is 
NOW. I was shocked by how ill prepared I was for this moment. For crying out 
loud, “G” and I had been anticipating this trip for months. We had planned out 
not just the job portion of the trip, but the fun portion too. We had fought 
through a fucking ice storm to get here. Just three or four hours before we had 
ASKED the waiter/busboy how to find just THIS sort of action. And he had TOLD us 
about the house slut.

Had he really been trying to warn us? Here I had been feeling jealous and sorry 
for myself because THIS would never happen to me. And now it had just happened! 
Well, not everything had happened. She hadn’t said “I choose you and that means 
I’m going to be a submissive porn star for the rest of the night while you fuck 
me in every hole twice!” But neither was this some murky flirting with hours of 
probe and feint before your fate is determined:  Go home with her, or go home 
alone. All of the defenses to avoid adultery were supposed to be built into this 
tiresome process of the bar pick up. But she had just circumvented ALL of it! 
The gradual defense I counted on was ripped from me like weak armor.

What was I to do? The tired movie gimmick comes to mind. You know the one where 
an angel poofs onto one shoulder and a devil onto the other. Both giving 
opposing advice.

“Turn her away! You have a pregnant wife at home!” the angel shouts.

“But she chose YOU! It would be rude to blow her off,” counters the devil.

Back and forth.

Something finally popped into my mind and then flowed out of my mouth. Not 
unlike last October, when that little jailbait kitten stopped me during my 
football game road trip. "Hiss!" she said. "Hey sweetheart." I said.

What did come out of my mouth didn’t address the situation, it just postponed 
the moment of reckoning. Until the near future. The very near future.

“Well, that’s nice.” I heard myself say. “Hey, look it’s my shot. Why don’t you 
come over and meet my friend ‘G’.”

Her face showed faint surprise at the suggestion, but then she telegraphed that 
she could go along with that suggestion for now. After all, this was real life, 
not some ASSTR story. Obviously, she had done this before (duh, she didn’t get 
the name “house slut” for nothing!) so she was probably already expecting a 
pretty casual response. After all, she hadn’t proposed marriage (I had that 
happen once in college by a girl who neglected telling me her name first). Nor 
did she offer sex directly. So an invitation to “tag along” with me was probably 
about the average response she could expect. As she would, in "G's" words, 
“shamelessly” show soon enough, she was confident that the hook was reasonably 
set and that I was on the line. Nor was she finished with the “Ms. Direct and to 
the Point” act. In her mind, she’d be able to land me. When I think back on it 
now, that’s what I know SHE was thinking. At the time I was still trying to 
think, so stalling was MY real motive.

So we walked over to the table and I introduced her quickly to my friend who, 
not having the benefit of the introduction, was thinking "why the fuck is this 
hottie suddenly talking to Dan?" But he played it cool, flying wing man as 
smoothly as possible. I bent over the table to make a play while she waited.

Then I straightened back up and made some small talk, the contents of which are 
thankfully lost to history. But she was still standing there hungrily eying her 
catch and probably wondering why I wasn't pawing her boobs. It was then that my 
eyes fully drank in the ruby red lipstick and the whore like way she had dolled 
herself up. Even better was the smell of cheap perfume that I suddenly realized 
was surrounding her like a wafe of smoke. It was powerful, and not refined in 
the least. I don't know what cheap perfume is, but she was so completely doused 
in it that I didn't have to try hard to notice it because my beer-assisted 
mental process kept coming up with "cheap fuck-me perfume." I was persuaded 
then, and now 17 years later, that whatever it was, the purpose of this scent 
was to signal "fuck me NOW!"

Then momentary salvation from "G."

"Dan, it's your fuckin turn."

I smiled at the House Slut and bent back over the table. The House Slut must 
have decided that I had underestimated the sincerity of her offer. If I was not 
going to start loving on her with octopus hands within the first 5 minutes of 
our "relationship" then she would go the extra mile to make it clear that I 
should not feel inhibited. It was time to show me that practically nothing would 
be denied me beginning right then and there. Her method of communicating this 
was to bend over my back and introduce me to her ample boobs. The boobs that I 
had not thought to paw in public (usually a no-no that ends a promising evening 
on contact) were now smooshed on my back. But this chick didn't get the title 
"House Slut" by being subtle, and this was still too subtle, so next thing I 
knew she was rubbing her boobs across my back in a circular motion that once I 
realized what was happening caused an involuntary reaction on my part. Nope, not 
an erection. That's for a silly porn story. I felt the heat well up in my face 
as a crimson blush like I never remembered exposed my intense (and I mean 
intense) feeling of embarrassment. What she thought had to be kindling 
unquenchable lust was producing in me a "Dog just caught the car now what does 
he do with it?" moment.

We three were in close quarters at this point, nearly touching, so "G" was more 
than just a distant witness to this public show. He was more like a bystander to 
an accident happening right in front of him. As I straightened up with the 
embarrassment now turning to a panicked feeling of shame as though I had 
actually fucked her and awakened in a strange bed with my cheating virginity 
broken when in fact nothing of the sort had happened. She waited for me to 
recognize that, at least on this night and with this woman, I could forget the 
normal prohibition of "look but don't touch" and start touching. A lot. Right 
now.

Instead, I looked at "G" and he looked at me and then he just blurted out 
"Shameless, she's just shameless."

I guess it never really occurred to either of us that she was just a normal, 
horny young adult. And, as a woman, she was at least theoretically in possession 
of the power to turn off society's enforced inhibitions at the snap of her 
fingers. How often had I dreamed of having similar power? What envy had I felt 
when the helpful waiter had predicted the nightlife we could expect in Jesters 
if we had enough patience to await the appearance of the House Slut? Now it was 
shame and panic that I felt, not dreamy hope. And here was Mr. "I'll never tell" 
(a "G" line often repeated) telling me that what he had just witnessed was 
evidence of shameless behavior on the part of a lady.

For me, extrication from the predicament I was in was all I suddenly yearned 
for. Not because she was ugly, quite the contrary, but because I just wasn't 
ready to cheat. She started her follow up by trying to melt into my arms and 
start an embrace to seal the deal so that whatever came next would start coming. 
Could I be faulted if I assumed that what was supposed to happen next was a 
quick exit to a private place to fuck? For me that was a very short walk across 
the street to my waiting hotel room. Later, after the show was over, she loudly 
informed the bar that "all she wanted to do was talk." Yeah, right. At earlier 
stage of my life I would have simply assumed she meant "get to the hotel room" 
and I would have gratefully pawed whatever I had to paw to get there.

But that was then and this was now. I slipped into a verbal distance that was 
cool in the icy meaning. Minutes later she decided that she was being stiffed 
and since the House Slut apparently did not beg, there was only one alternative. 
She stalked off in a huff, abandoning her conquest without so much as an awkward 
good bye. "G" and I went back to leaning on the bar and drinking, speaking 
almost not a word about the event. Nor would he say much about the House Slut 
for the rest of the trip, even though my pride kicked in the next day and so 
taking a victory lap by boasting appealed at least a little bit to me.

All I really had to boast about was a shirt that was absolutely permeated with 
the smell of cheap fuck perfume. Normally my business trips are too short to 
need or allow for washing my clothes. If that had been the case on this trip, I 
would have thrown my shirt and jeans away rather than tote them back home to a 
pregnant wife in her third trimester. ("Hey honey, can you add a little bleach 
to get that fuck perfume out?") Nope, clothes are not worth that. But since I 
had another two weeks of this trip to go, washing clothes was always in the 
plan. And now it was a very high priority.

The House Slut was irritated by her rejection. Crossing to the opposite side of 
the room, with the square bar between us, she held court with whatever regulars 
she called friends. The only thing I recall hearing was the loud proclamation of 
her innocent intentions, possibly prompted by one of her listeners pointing out 
that I was wearing a wedding ring.

Anyway, that was opportunity number one, of more than one on that trip, to 
loose, in the vernacular of Kelly, my cheating virginity. There is no doubt in 
my mind that unless I had caught a disease or got her pregnant (what House Slut 
worth a shit is going to let that happen?) my wife would never have known. "G" 
had already proclaimed, and was to proclaim again on that trip, that "I'll never 
tell." No one would have told. But instead of feeling like the fuck of a 
lifetime was suddenly within my grasp, not as a masturbation-driven fantasy, but 
as the realization of my hope and envy from earlier that evening, I felt only 
embarrassment. Intense embarrassment. The kind that made me want the pain to 
stop before I melted in shame.

What kind of guy acts like that? You tell me.

Love Dan

P.S. No, I have no pictures of her. Don't even bother asking. We had no cell 
phones back then, let alone cell phone cameras. :)


  

Dan - The House Slut