Subject: Kelly Interviews Her Aunt Linda - January 2008 (MF, Ff, incest)
Author: Kelly <pghpa_girl@yahoo.com>
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Summary:
It's been a while since I did my first "interview" with my aunt. A lot has
changed since then so I figured it was time for an update. I focused just on
what is new or changed since the last interview, so read the 2006 interview if
you want to know more about her.
Note: As I did with the first interview, this was all done rather informally
with me just asking questions and my aunt answering. Afterwards I wrote it down
from memory so it's not like I transcribed it from a tape recorder or something.
I did my best to reflect the spirit if not the complete accuracy of the
interview.
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Kelly: So how does it feel having a whore for a daughter?
Aunt Linda: (eyes rolling up) How did I know you were going to ask that one?
LOL, I was sorta hoping you might throw me an easy one first. OK…. Really, what
CAN I say, it's her choice. As her mother it doesn't exactly thrill me and it's
a bit difficult coming up with something to tell people at church about what
she's doing these days. Personally, I think it's just an overreaction on her
part after having to drop out of college. I was hoping that by having her help
me out at work this past summer that might take her mind off it but apparently
that wasn't enough. I think that she'll grow out of it if we just leave her
alone. You know, it also might help if you quit calling her a whore. She's not
exactly walking the streets of downtown Pittsburgh.
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Kelly: OK then, so much for Kristi. How's your job going?
Aunt Linda: Not bad. The type of homes I sell aren't all that dependent on the
market. When executives they buy a house no matter what. Even so, it never
hurts to have a little competitive edge these days, if you know what I mean.
Are you sure you don't want to come to work with me again some time?
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Kelly: Guys ask me what you think of the tributes they send me for you. Well?
Aunt Linda: Like I've said many times before, they're extremely erotic and I
love every one of them. Personally, I like the ones of Kristi the most. Maybe
it's the proud mother in me, who knows? So….. does that mean you have some new
ones for me today?
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Kelly: As a college dropout making more money than the two of us combined, when
are you
going to make Kristi move out?
Aunt Linda: When she wants to – what's the rush? I mean, why would I ever MAKE
her move out in the first place? It's not like it was for you where you were
the third wheel. Here it's just the two of us and I hate to even think of her
leaving someday. God, the place would be deathly quiet and the bed so empty and
cold without her! I can't, and don't want to, imagine sleeping without her next
to me after all these years.
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Kelly: People have been asking me if you've been having sex with Rick and Tammy?
Aunt Linda: Oh really? And what sort of people would THAT be? Whatever…
First, you know I think Tammy is as cute as a button and it's obvious she's
trying to follow in her older cousins' footsteps at school. That all said, you
know I'm not into young girls – or really boys for that matter, Kristi's "fan
club" aside. As for Rick, sorry, he's just too much like his uncle to fit in my
comfort zone. Next thing you know he'll be taking shots of me with his cell
phone when I'm not looking and sending them off to his perverted friends and God
only knows who else. We'll see… maybe he'll get better when he grows up a bit
more but I'm not going to hold my breath waiting. What does your mother see in
him anyway?
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Kelly: So I guess that answers any questions about Uncle Jim?
Aunt Linda: You think? DUH! Did you know I've told your mother many times that
I thought it was so unfair of your father to push you to let him screw you. God
Kelly, how do you put up with it? You know girl, you carry the submissive "good
daughter" thing a little too far sometimes. Why don't you just tell your dad
the truth about how it makes you feel when your boorish uncle fucks you? I
can't believe you enjoy it.
(Note by Kelly: Actually, I HAVE told my dad and he said it was OK for me to
turn down my uncle in the future. I just hadn't told My Aunt Linda about it
yet.)
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Kelly: What do you think of my web site these days?
Aunt Linda: Honestly – no idea. Really, why do you do it in the first place?
Sorry, I don't read it, not my thing I guess. If it wasn't for work I doubt I'd
even touch a computer. Waste of time if you ask me.
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Kelly: Do you still start masturbate a lot?
Aunt Linda: What's your definition of "a lot"? Probably once a day at most.
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Kelly: So you got a boyfriend these days?
Aunt Linda: You know how I how I feel about hitting the big 4-0 in a few months.
It seems all the guys my "age" are so old! I mean, I don't have anything
against older men, I just can't believe I'm their age now! So anyway, that's my
way of saying I'm dating a guy who is 32 tight now – not TOO young but enough
that I don't feel like some old maid in the restaurant. And before you ask…
yes, he's a GREAT lover. And NO,,,, Kristi isn't fucking him. See – I knew
what you were going to ask before you even got a chance to ask!
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Kelly: Think you'll ever get married?
Aunt Linda: Never say never, that's my motto. I guess if the right guy came
around, I might consider it. Despite what I said earlier, I know that Kristi
won't be around for THAT much longer and maybe it's time to start over fresh
with someone.
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Kelly: If you get married, will you have the same problems as in your first
marriage?
Aunt Linda: Don was an ass but at the same time, he taught me a lesson.
Besides, I'm almost twenty years older now and life starts taking on new
perspectives when you reach my advanced stage of life. Of course the "hot"
thing would be to say I'll tell him and let him screw all the women in the
family and so on. The reality is that I doubt he'd ever know about our little
family secret. I would HOPE he'd be into swinging, though. I'm not nearly as
hung about "mandatory adultery" and all that crap your mom like to preach. She
goes a bit off into the deep end for my tastes sometimes. Hey, if both people
are OK with it, why not?
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Kelly: What do you think about MY escorting job?
Aunt Linda: You want me to be REALLY honest? You SURE? OK then. I think
you're trying to have it both ways. You know, "have your cake and eat it too"
type of thing. You want the thrill of the taboo by being an escort while
claiming at the same time to be all innocent and a bit sanctimonious because you
supposedly don't have sex with your guys. Give me a break Kelly. Don't tell me
that YOU, of all people, don't have sex with these guys. At least Kristi is
open and honest about what she does.
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Kelly: Well…. on THAT note, anything else for now?
Aunt Linda: Hey, you asked me for my honest opinion and I gave it, so don't give
me that huffy sigh. What happened to your teaching aspirations? Like I said, I
can excuse Kristi for what she does. It's not her fault she wasn't handed out
the brains in the family and wasn't able to deal with school. All the poor girl
has to work with is her body and you have to give her credit, she's making the
most out of what she has to work with. YOU, on the other hand, have no excuse
for not going out and getting exactly the job you want. If I was your mother,
I'd be telling you to quit that so-called escorting job and finding a teaching
position that at least gets you in front of a classroom – pronto.
THE END
Kelly Interviews Her Aunt Linda - 2008 January