Brigid’s dad told Brigid
Brigid’s mom was frigid.
Brigid told her dad
Brigid would be glad
To act at Brigid’s mother
And be her father’s lover.
Brigid’s mom told Brigid
She really wasn’t frigid.
It’s just that she’d prefer
To have herself a her.
She’d be her mother’s lover.
Brigid, straight and queer,
Is Daughter of the Year.