YOU SWING I SWING WE ALL SWING If the characters remind you of anyone, it's not them. These people and the acts they performed are purely fictional. Don met Joan and Alex, a married couple in their late-forties, in a computer class he was teaching at the local community college. The class was a one night a week for six weeks and in that time the three became quite friendly. Although Don was twenty years younger he found the older couple to be affable, easy to talk to and even fun to be around. They were by far two of the most genuine people he'd ever met. The three quickly became friends and every week after class they would go out for a snack at a nearby diner. Joan was a beautiful outgoing woman, a natural redhead with a voluptuous body of which she was obviously, it appeared by the way she dressed, very proud. Her tight jeans always displayed a somewhat teasing, always inviting, V between her legs. She had penchant for low cut tops, immodestly putting her oversized rack on display. There were times when it was all Don could do to focus on the class. Sometimes he was certain she was toying with him as she leaned over her computer when he was nearby, giving him a birds eye view of her ample breasts. Other times, rather than raise her and with a question, she would walk up to his desk, standing close enough that her camel-toed pussy was right in his face. Alex on the other hand was more reserved and dressed conservatively always wearing casual slacks and dress shirts. After the final class the three of them went out for what was to be, as far as Don knew, their last evening together. The conversation was usually related to the class and that night was no exception. Then, seemingly out of nowhere, Alex said something that interrupted Don's thoughts nearly causing the young man to choke on his apple pie. Alex stated quite calmly, "I've seen you staring at my wife's tits." Dumbfounded, Don could feel the hot blood of embarrassment rush to his face. He wished he could crawl under table. With no place to hide he looked at Joan for help, she was smiling. Alex chuckled as Don searched for words. "It's alright," he said. "They really are magnificent aren't they?" Don searched for an appropriate response, quickly realizing there was none. In frustration and embarrassment, a nod was all could muster. "Would you like to fuck her?" Don's eyes widened in shock and disbelief, he was unable to comprehend Alex's laid-back tone. He'd ask the question as casually as if he were asking him if he would like another cup of coffee. Don swallowed hard wondering if this was some kind of joke. He shifted his eyes to Joan in searching for a hint. She smiled and stated without so much as a crack in her voice, "We swing." Don's eye's darted back and forth between the two. "What"? Alex spoke first. "We really like you and we've thought for sometime it might be fun to do a threesome with you. We just wanted to wait until class was finished." He hesitated then quickly added, "I'm straight if that's what you're worried about." There was a long uncomfortable silence as Don let it all sink in. I'm a big boy, he thought, I know such things exist. He'd just never dreamed he would be involved with wife swappers. Finally he was able to put it into words. Looking directly at Alex, he asked. "You mean you and I go somewhere and have sex with your wife?" Just saying the words caused his dick to begin to inflate. They answered nonchalantly and in unison, "Yes, that`s a polite way of putting it." Joan tenderly placed a hand on top of Don`s. She spoke softly, like a mother would comfort a scared child. "We can go to our house. Or if you would be more comfortable, we can go to a motel." In less than fifteen minutes Don was standing in a strange living room sipping a glass of wine. Joan came from the kitchen and relieved him of his drink, sitting the glass down on a nearby table. Casually and without hesitation she started unbuttoning his shirt. "The first thing we need to do is get comfortable with each others bodies," she said as she ran a soft hand over his bare chest. Don looked around the room for Alex. "Alex will join us in a few minutes," Joan whispered sexily. "You seemed really nervous so we thought it might be easier for you to start with just me in the room." She had his shirt off and was unbuckling his trousers, pushing them down around his ankles. Unsure what to do, Don stood like a statue as she finished undressing him. The next thing he knew he was naked in a strange room in front of a woman he barely knew. No, he thought, I don't know her at all. I just thought I did. Joan leaned close whispering in his ear, "Would you like to undress me?" With trembling hands Donald pulled the hem of the red knit top from her jeans and tried to graciously pull it over her head. She ignored his clumsiness and cooperated by raising her arms. That broad contagious smile he had come to recognize never left her freshly painted lips. The smooth thin material of her bra fit tightly across her chest causing her arrogantly bodacious breasts to bulge and spill over the confining cups. Tiny, strawberry red nipples were clearly apparent through the nearly transparent material, a drastic contrast to her pale skin. Don couldn't help thinking the hardened little buds, no bigger around than a pencil eraser, were greatly disproportionate to mammoth tits. Still unsure of himself he gently started to trace a large blue vein from the top of her left breast to the nipple. "It's okay." She cooed sensing his hesitation. The devil sitting on Don's left shoulder urged him to rip her bra away and bury his face in her luscious melons, tempting him with the thought of her tiny nipples hard against his tongue. Suck them, roll them between your lips and bite them the devil seemed to be saying. But the angel on his right shoulder over-ruled Don's impish thoughts convincing him to go gently, touching and savoring the smooth sensation of her soft milky flesh. Don released the hook between Joan's breasts and pulled the cups away, allowing her mature tits fall into his hands. He was surprised at how little the massive mounds fell. They were still firm, standing up quite proudly. Joan watched in silence, allowing Don to take all the time he wanted to kiss and caress her sensitive breasts. As he smothered her swollen tits with kisses and teased her nipples with his tongue he was able somehow, however clumsily, to unbutton her jeans. He dropped to his knees pulling and tugging the tight denim along with her white lace panties over her full hips, exposing a neatly trimmed red bush. The faintest scent of her womanhood caught his attention causing his dick to throb. A moist heat radiated from her slightly parted legs filling his senses and alerting his taste buds. He couldn't resist the temptation to plant several light kisses on her lower belly before spreading the top of her crack with his thumbs, exposing an extremely swollen clit. He flicked the little red knob several times with his tongue before sucking it between his lips. In his trance like state, Don had forgotten about Alex until he raised his eyes to search the expression on Joan's face and realized Alex was standing behind his wife cupping one of her bulbous tits in each hand, teasing her nipples with his thumbs. The devil finally won and Don lost all inhibitions. He deserted Joan's cunt to recklessly attack those enticing little nipples. Alex assisted by pushing the heavy masses together serving them up to his new friend like a fine meal. Joan gently pulled away falling to her knees. She took Alex's bulging cock in her mouth while at the same time stroking Don's just enough to keep it at attention. She was careful however not to take him to the point of no return. Loud sucking sounds came from Joan's mouth as she ravaged her husband's cock until he became fully. That accomplished, she shifted her attention to the purple head of the younger cock in her hand. She alternated her attention from one enraged cock to the other, skillfully bringing each to the brink ejaculation before squeezing the thickened rods at the base, expertly delaying the release of hot cum that boiled in each man's scrotum. She continued this until both men were gritting their teeth and gasping for breath in an effort to keep his floodgates closed. Neither man wanted to be the first to blow his wad. Still on her knees Joan gripped one of the vein bursting hard-ons in each hand, leading the men like puppies on a leash to the middle of the room. Smiling, she laid back spread eagle on the floor, spreading her legs wide, showing her gaping pussy to the spellbound suitors. She wanted the men to see, in all its glory, exactly what she was offering them. The fiery red hair around her cavernous crack glistened in the dim light with the steady flood of juice that flowed from her hungry pussy. Alex didn't hesitate, breaking free from his wife's grip on his dick; he buried his face into her dripping cunt. As soon as his mouth hit her hole, Joan began to moan lightly, finishing with a loud guttural scream. Wrapping her legs tightly around her husbands head, she nearly cut of his air supply. Gasping for air, Alex still managed to lap up her cum in the same manner Winnie The Pooh would lick a honey jar. The more she came the deeper he buried his face in the warmth of her hole, stretching his tongue to lick the walls of her cunt clean. He was like a man who had found an oasis in the desert, unable to drink his fill. Don stood back and watched, unconsciously stoking his dick, as Joan squeezed her tits and humped her hips driving her cunt into Alex's face. He saw her knuckles whiten as she grabbed handfuls of carpet. Her toes curled and her entire body tensed as she let out an ear-shattering scream that slowly subsided to a gentle purr. Joan recovered quickly and looked up at Don standing over them, still stroking his dick. "Have you ever shared a pussy with another man"? From the look on his face she could tell he wasn't sure what she was talking about. "You may be in for a treat. I know I am. I've always fantasized about being fucked by two cocks at the same time." She looked at her husband. "You get on the bottom honey; I want Don to see everything." Alex did as his wife asked lying down on his back on the floor. Joan slowly straddled her husband lowering her dripping gash onto his cock. Alex's dick met no resistance as his wife's slippery hole engulfed his entire length in one easy motion. Don watched in amazement as Joan leaned forward, showing him her cunt and the engorged pussy lips around it, spread wide by Alex`s formidable dick. Don had never seen a woman fucked in real life. He'd seen porn films. But this was the first time he'd ever actually seen, up close and personal, a cock filled cunt. Joan looked over her shoulder. "Now you come in from behind." Don hesitated, two things crossed his mind. One, he wasn't clear on exactly what she wanted him to do. And secondly he wasn't sure what he was thinking was even possible. He decided to go with it and moved behind her. Joan rested the weight of her upper body on Alex's chest and with one hand on each of her buttocks spread her ass cheeks wide. Don pressed the head of his dick gently but firmly against the already cock filled entrance of her pussy hesitating there. He needed her to reassure him that this was what she wanted. "It's okay, just go slow." That was what Joan said but in reality she wasn't sure if it was okay or not. She too was apprehensive about whether or not what she was about to do was possible. As soon as the head of Don's cock slipped easily inside her however she knew she was okay. She'd fantasized about this a thousand times but never had the courage to go through with it. Now she had, and she was glad. It was by far the most erotic feeling she'd ever known, as stimulating mentally as it was physically. Just the thought of two dicks sent a wave of orgasm over her body. Donald did as she asked and watched the blood engorged head of his cock disappear into her gaping cunt. Little by little he watched his dick sink into hot hole. He didn't stop until his pelvis came to rest against Joan's soft ass. Alex lay perfectly still as Donald slowly pumped his dick in and out of Joan's stretched pussy. He had no choice. From Alex's position he had little control over the situation. His movements were limited by Joan's position. Don could feel Alex's dick against the underside of his own and wasn't sure how he felt about that, but the stimulation of the situation was more intense than anything he had ever witnessed. He quickly dismissed any homophobia by mentally reassuring himself that he wasn't fucking Alex, they were both fucking Joan. Joan felt Don's intensity building and his strokes becoming more demanding. "Don't cum, she whispered, we have to time this just right." Realizing what she was going for, Donald stopped, struggling to maintain control. It was Alex's turn and he began to thrust slowly as Don remained motionless buried deep inside Joan's overburdened pussy. Alex's strokes quickly become more extreme and Donald knew the older man's orgasm was building. The two men fell into perfect harmony; Donald plunging his aching cock deep into Joan's pussy just as Alex would start his exit. Like a well-timed engine with pistons working in perfect synchronization they banged in and out of her gushing hole. Soon both were out of control, struggling to maintain their rhythm, as their cocks swelled to the bursting point. All Joan could do was take it, as the burning cocks took turns pounding into her. That was fine with her. This was what she'd dreamed about. All she wanted was to be fucked. All her other senses were numb. All she could feel was the evasion of her pussy. Her whole body was nothing more than one big cunt. A loud rasping groan emerged from deep in her throat as the men took turns slamming into her cunt again and again. With fists clenched, she dug her fingers into the carpet giving in, totally submissive. "Oh Fuck that`s good," She croaked, her throat dry, lips parched. "Oh Fuck me." Suddenly, as if signaled by some unseen force, both men buried their cocks deep within her. Alex raised his hips off the floor seeking as much penetration as could get. He was helped by Don, who grabbed a handful of Joan's ass in each hand pulling her cunt down onto Alex's exploding tool while at the same time pulling her backwards onto his own discharging cock. Joan felt as though a volcano were erupting into the depths of her frantic body. The combined pulsing of the two men drove her over the edge once more. Her entire body shuddered, beads of perspiration formed on her forehead and upper lip as her cunt released what seemed like and ocean of cum. Donald groaned loudly as he thrust several more times in an effort to empty his aching balls. Drained he fell over onto his back allowing Joan to precariously dismount from her husband and lay on her back between the two men. As she did, large globs of pearly white cum dripped from her gapping hole. All three were completely spent. Each aware that there would be no second round that night. Even in their state of total exhaustion however, each was having visions of future performances.I Swing, You Swing, We All Swing