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Relief Girls: The Letter
tags: MF | handjob | mast | clinic
by Emily Jones (missemilyjones@outlook.com) 2014
If you're new to the Relief Girls series, this probably isn't the place to start. I've just written this light-hearted fictional letter to men who are being invited to attend the clinics as a bit of fun. For an actual story, go back to Miss Emily's home page.
Love and kisses,
Emily xxx
Department of Male Relief
PO Box 69
London
Dear Sir,
As you have now been identified as being single for a period exceeding two months, we would like to invite you to a consultation at your nearest Male Relief Clinic. While this is not compulsory, we strongly recommend that you attend. Every single male between the ages of 16 and 55 is entitled to one free-of-charge visit per month.
You are probably aware from news coverage of the clinics, which were introduced at the beginning of 2018 as a response to an increase in sexual crimes, including sexual harassment and assaults. This is a medical, rather than a sexual service, and is intended to give you some relief from the sexual frustration that can often be caused by your singlehood and in turn, protect women from the worst excesses of your masculine sexual urges.
We have answered a few commonly-asked questions below, to help you to make a decision about whether to attend and address some commonly held misconceptions.
Q: What will happen during my first session?
A: Once you book online or by telephone, your first session will start
with a short meeting with a consultant. She has been trained to
introduce you to the service, ascertain your needs and assign you to a
suitable Relief Girl. You will be asked a number of questions about
your sexual history and preferences and shown a number of pictures of
possible Relief Girls. Most of the time, the girl will be available to
meet immediately for your first relief session. Should you have very
specific tastes or requirements or your consultant believes it would be
beneficial, you may be asked to return at a later date when your
assigned Relief Girl is available. When you enter the room to meet your
Relief Girl, you will be asked to remove your clothing and cover
yourself with a towel prior to her entry.
Q: What will the Relief Girl do?
A: Your Relief Girl has been specifically trained to relieve your
sexual frustration and pressure in an efficient, pleasurable way. She
will use mostly manual stimulation of your penis (commonly referred to
as a 'hand job') to assist you in achieving orgasm. She will be
friendly, polite and professional at all times while she is helping you
achieve relief. You may look at your Relief Girl in any way you choose
to provide yourself with visual stimulation. Once the session is over
and you have achieved orgasm, you will be invited to clean the semen
you have ejaculated from yourself and dress.
Q: What are the rules of the clinic?
A: No female nudity will be offered by the Relief Girl as part of the
service. The uniforms have been chosen in order to provide an amount of
visual stimulation for the male, and include features such as a low-cut
top with exposed cleavage, and a short dress to give a view of the
girl's legs and thighs. However, she will not remove the dress at any
point during your session. You must treat the Relief Girl with
politeness and respect at all times during your session. Purely manual
stimulation will be offered, and you must not request any further
services from your girl. At the point of ejaculation, you must warn the
Relief Girl that this is about to take place, and try to avoid
ejaculating on her - in particular, on her dress, hair, or face. This
is in order to reduce the time taken to clean up between males, as this
is a very busy service.
Q: Is this a prostitution service?
A: No, this is purely a medical service designed to take away the worst
of your sexual frustration and protect the female population. However,
should you find that the monthly relief service offered insufficient
for your needs, your local clinic will be able to point you in the
direction of commercial services offering other options, including
escorting, gentlemen's clubs and massage parlours. Cards and leaflets
for these are available on request.
You can find your nearest clinic online, or call 0808 157 0069 to talk to a friendly, helpful adviser. We look forward to helping you out soon.
Yours faithfully,
Your Male Relief Clinic team
I'd really love to get your thoughts on these stories, ideas of where you'd like to take the series, or just for you to tell me you enjoyed it! My email address is missemilyjones@outlook.com and I love replying to every email I get. I really hope this story helped you in some way, whether it was to orgasm or just to a nice read.
Love and kisses,
Emily xxx