HER MIKE THE SOCCER COACH, Part 0
SCORECARD! (You can’t tell the players without one)
by DannyR
Copyright 2005. All rights reserved.
WHERE THE STORIES OCCUR
As the series grew, I realized that there were characters living in two separate locations, so I finally had to come up with names for those each one. In this mythical somewhere-in-middle-America state, there are two competing pedo-capitols of the world.
The larger is Stonewall City (named after the president, not the bar), population 250,000.
The smaller, about 45 miles away, is Schuylerton, population 30,000.
WHO’S IN THE STORIES
The characters below are listed first by where they live, and then by family name. In brackets behind the names you’ll find something to identify who the man/boy is, race, age and cock size where relevant.
***STONEWALL CITY***
***MAIN CHARACTERS***
CARTER FAMILY (Who bravely started this series off)
Mike Carter [Asst. soccer coach at Jackson Elementary, white, 31, 7
inches]
Jimmy Carter [Mike’s son, white, 10]
HAMILTON FAMILY
Paul Hamilton [Jimmy’s father, white, 30, 6”, uncut and fat]
Andy Hamilton [Jimmy’s best friend, white, 10]
ST. PIUS (CHURCH/DIOCESE/ELEMENTARY SCHOOL)
Father Sean Flanagan [Priest, coach of the Elementary School
soccer team, Irish-Italian, 37, 9”, very thick]
Joseph Howard [Accountant for the diocese, black, 31, 10”,
not too thick, but just right for certain things]
Bishop Bernardi [Bishop for the diocese, white, 58, 5.5”]
MOORE FAMILY
Tom Moore [Fourth grade teacher at St. Pius Elementary, white,
36, 6”]
David Moore [Tom’s son, white, 5]
Benjamin Moore [Tom’s son, white, 3]
MAYHEW FAMILY
Steve Mayhew [Custodian for St. Pius Elementary, black, 40,
8.5”]
Jermaine Mayhew [Steve’s son, black, 5]
Jerome Mayhew [Steve’s older brother, fireman, black, 45, 9”,
very thick]
HENDERSON FAMILY
Charles Henderson [Mayor, white, 43, 7”]
Michael Henderson [Mayor’s son, twin, white, 9]
James Henderson [Mayor’s son, twin, white, 9]
PORTER FAMILY
Jack Porter [Police chief, 40, white, 7.5” uncut]
WHITE FAMILY
John White [Soccer coach at St. Pius Elementary, white, 33, 6.5”]
Joshua White [John’s son, white, 6]
Henry White [John’s father, Joshua’s grandfather, 60, 6”]
ARTAUD FAMILY
John Artaud [Engineer, single, 47, white, 7”]
RECURRING CHARACTERS
Grampa Leo Manelli [Father Sean’s grandfather, deceased,
in reminiscences]
Big Sam Manelli [Father Sean’s great-uncle, Grampa Leo’s brother,
Italian, owns Sam’s Place]
Little Sam Manelli [Father Sean’s uncle, Big Sam’s son, currently
runs Sam’s Place]
David Manelli [Little Sam’s son, Father Sean’s cousin, 19,
computer genius, runs the cameras and does the DVDs
for the special room at Sam’s Place]
***SCHUYLERTON***
HARRIS FAMILY
Carl Harris [From another town, white, 32, 10.5”, slender,
with a large knob end]
Kevin Harris [Carl’s son, white, 11 months when he first appears]
ANDRETTI FAMILY
Tony Andretti, Sr. [One of Carl’s best friends, 33, Italian, 8”,
thick]
Tony Andretti, Jr. [Tony, Sr.’s on, 6]
Marco Andretti [Tony, Sr.’s son, 4]
Eddie (Eduardo) Andretti [Tony, Sr.’s son, 2]
MASON FAMILY
Donald [The third of Carl’s best friends, single, white, 33, 6.5”]
MAXWELL FAMILY
Travis Maxwell [Newspaper editor, divorced, white, 28, 6”]
Thomas Maxwell [Travis’ son, white, 5]
Theodore Maxwell [Travis’ son, white, 3]
Trent Maxwell [Travis’ father, grandfather of Tommy and Teddy]
PEARSON FAMILY
Father Michael Pearson [Priest at St. Michael’s, 69, white,
8”]
PORTER FAMILY
Max Porter [Police chief, 48, white, 8” thick]
Allen Porter [Police chief’s son, white, 16, 6” uncut, thick]
Terry Porter [Police chief’s son, white, 8]
McLEISH FAMILY
Alex McLeish [Police officer, 32, white, not quite 6”, very fat]
Alex McLeish, Jr. [son, 2]
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