Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Fixer {DaddyDom} (Mf teen oral Fembot ScFi) [1/?] When Walter Winston landed on the private island in the chartered Cessna, he was ready to see what he liked to refer to as "shady shit." Walt had been seen and heard about a lot of shady shit in his forty-two years. It was his bread and butter, so much so in fact that should the entire planet suddenly become upright and moral citizens he might have to find a real job. Walt was a fixer, for lack of a better term. There wasn't a real name for what he did, but there were hundreds of people in his business, and any good politician, CEO, or high-profile attorney needed to know a few of them. He called himself a fixer because, well... he fixed shit. He specialized in the sexual dalliances of the rich and powerful, mostly because there was that or embezzlement, and embezzlement bored the shit out of him. When two term senator Wilfred Huxley's housekeeper caught him dipping his wick in not one but two girl scouts (in an election year for Christ sakes) his campaign manager would call Walt. When a famous alien worshiping movie star was photographed in Thailand vigorously mentoring several nude Thai boys while on location, his rich little cult would send Walt a plane ticket. And when a prominent Massachusetts political family did... well... anything, Walt's blackberry would start to vibrate. That group of bootlegger-wealthy politicians had a running tab with Walt. The girl scouts would get ponies, and the housekeeper would be threatened with deportation (and given a raise, of course.) The photographer would find a few Thai girls of his own at his door (who'd ransack the room after he passed out from exhaustion and steal his camera and laptop.) And the well known New England family, well... beyond driving a girl off a bridge most most all of their problems were fixable by giving the right people jobs in the right places. Everyone got a raise, or a present, or a promotion. Everyone went home happy. He didn't normally take jobs sight unseen, but he'd been sent to the island by his long time friend and mentor, Harrison Kane, and for Harrison, he'd do anything. It wasn't out of loyalty, though he owed the old man a lot of that, he wanted to impress him. Harrison Kane could turn sewer water into cognac, as far as scandals were concerned, and if he was calling Walt in privately to handle something without giving him any of the details, it was bound to be big. Harrison had been especially discreet on the phone, fearing bugs, and had only told him that there was a wealthy, if slightly eccentric, client who needed his services. Eccentric, not weird. Poor people were weird. Harrison had warned him that it was going to be a bit of a shock to him, but even if he refused the job there was a free jet ride to the Caribbean in it for him. He didn't have to bribe Walter with perks (though it was considered common courtesy.) If it wasn't for Harrison, Walt would never have become as good at his job as he was. Harrison was a God to Walt. He'd recently retired to Tahiti to make an exhaustive study of the effects of wealth on pretty French tourists and island girls. Harrison had once given him sage advice over a bottle of hundred year old single malt scotch, (a gift from none other than the President of the United States) for finding a new job for a favorite (but unfortunately chatty) stripper farrrrr from the beltway. Harrison was a legend in the field of scandal removal, and he'd schooled Walt like a drug dealer teaching a favorite lieutenant the dope game. Walt remembered the speech vividly, because the words had become sort of a personal mantra. "Man is by nature corrupt and weak. If you don't believe that, I'll show you my bank account some day," Harrison said, pausing to dip the end of a Romeo y Jullieta Havana Rubusto cigar in the scotch. They were sitting in Harrison's private booth at the "Candy Shop", a popular strip club of the day which catered to the specific dalliances of Washington Democrats. Republicans went to "Kitty Kats" across town, sort of an unspoken agreement between the two sides. Nobody wants to get a hand-job next to the guys trying to get him fired. It's unnerving. Smoking was not allowed in the Candy Shop, unless of course you'd helped the owner deal with the fallout of hiring a pair of sixteen year old twins. Harrison could have lit up a crack pipe in the Candy Shop and nobody would have bothered him. "If that were not enough, the men and occasionally women we serve: politicians, actors, musicians... famous people, are vain. Corruption plus vanity equals scandal and scandal-" the distinguished older man paused, letting Walt finish his sentence. "Scandal pays the bills," Walt said, lighting a cigarette. On the table in front of them a busty young girl writhed to a Def Leopard song, but the two men barely paid attention to her. As Harrison loved to say "Pussy is pussy and business is business." This was business. "Exactly," Harrison said, blowing a perfect smoke ring. "Their handlers will spend all their time giving good advice. 'Don't do this, don't smoke that, stop seeing so and so.' That's their job, not yours. We don't deal in advice, we deal in solutions." He set a crisp fifty dollar bill on the table, creased in the center, and the young girl bent nearly in half to pick it up with her teeth. Walt still remembered the sting as the older man slapped the cigarette out of his mouth for being distracted. "Jesus!" Walt said, frantically snatching up the burning cigarette before it set his slacks on fire, "What the fuck was that for?!" The old man laughed. "See what I mean," Harrison said, winking quickly at the girl who was wriggling out of her panties in direct violation of Virginia law. "Weak. If you want to succeed in the business, the first step is to stop being a human being. Develop some goddamned self-contol. Man doesn't make good fixers. You, my boy, need to become a reptile." "Cold blooded," Walt said, lighting a fresh cigarette. Harrison slapped his back in old-boy network fashion. "Exactly! This pretty little thing here," he said, pointing to the girl, "Bet you'd like to fuck her. But always remember that she's the enemy. That sweet thing between her legs has felled empires, ended careers, and brought the mighty low. No gun in the world scares me quite so much as pussy." It was true. Harrison had been married twice, lost half of his money twice, and that was it for him. There would be no wife number three for Harrison. "Well women aren't all like that," Walt argued. He was twenty two at the time, fresh out of college with a political science degree, and had not yet been properly stripped of his idealism, or his political correctness. Harrison laughed and put another bill on the table, a hundred. Ben Franklin glared at them with obvious disapproval. This time Walt kept focus. Barely. Out of the corner of his eye he watched the girl carefully step off the table and slide under it. "You're right and you're wrong," Harrison said, topping off Walt's drink. "Most women are good, honest, communist fearing citizens of the U S of A. But if you want to work politics, and do what I do... well... This is a full time twenty-four seven three-hundred and sixty-six on a leap-year job. And in THIS line of work, the men, the women, hell the fucking transvestites you're going to be working with, and working on-" he paused mid-sentence to blow another smoke ring, "None of them are going to be good people." Walt's eyes went wide as he felt hands on his belt under the table, but quickly put his face back into a mask of passive nonchalance when his mentor's hand came up for another slap. "That uh," he stammered for his thoughts as his zipper came down and warm hands pulled his cock out of his slacks, "That may be true but..." A warm pair of lips circled and then slid down him till he felt tiny teeth on the base of his cock. The blond head started to bob in his lap. "Ok, test time," Harrison said, a look of amusement on his face as his student was fellated by the young stripper, "How many potential jobs do you see in here right now." Walt bit his lip to keep focused, scanning the room. The girl had started humming along to the music, and she kept running her nails across his thighs. He took a deep breath, and concentrated. Two tables down a prominent television evangelist who spent most of his time railing against the evils of porn magazines was sitting at a booth between two Asian girls. They were clearly giving him a happy ending. The editor of a major democratic newspaper was on his way out the door, holding his keys in one hand, and the ass of a perky redhead in the other. Neither looked sober enough to drive, let alone do what they were probably about to go do at a hotel. An influential Senator from New York sat in front of the stage with his feet up and a bottle of imported beer in his hand, his face just inches from the pussy of a black dancer of questionable age. Any one of them would make the worlds worst photo op. "Three," Walt said, laying out the sinners and their sins while having the life sucked out of him by the stripper who was clearly half vacuum. Harrison laughed and dipped his cigar again. "Not bad for a rookie, but look closer. I count nine wedding rings minimum, and that's the ones I can see. How much do you think divorce costs in this town, politically AND monetarily. If you ever had the misfortune to marry, think you're wife would allow you to visit a place like this?" "Well I," Walt said lamely, trying to keep his eyes open as the stripper pushed the head of his cock into her throat and started rhythmically swallowing. "No sir she would not. And what about the fellow who just walked into the champagne room with that Dominican girl a second ago? Why didn't you count him?" Harrison put out the stump of his cigar and cut a fresh one with his silver cutter, a gift from a pop musician with a real fetish for young boys. "Well he's... I mean... he's a nobody," Walt argued as the girl wrapped her fingers around his balls and caressed them gently. He was close to cumming and really wanted to focus on that. But business was business and pussy was pussy. This was business. "Who is he?" Harrison said. "Shawn Benton, he's a page or an aid or something for Congressman Shelly, right? But Shelly is a boyscout," Walt argued "Who is ran on what platform?" Harrison drummed his fingertips on the table impatiently as Walt scanned his memory. He'd taken Walt under his ring precisely for his near encyclopedic knowledge of the wheelers and dealers in Washington. "Aww fuck. Family values and decency," Walt said, slapping his forehead. Harrison slapped his back again, and then lit the fresh cigar. "He did the research and drafting on the Anti-Profanity bill that's going through committee as we speak. How much political capitol do you think Shelly'd lose for one of his staff members poking a teenage girl in the back of a strip club. You gotta remember Walt, my boy, in this town, hell in this COUNTRY, you're judged by the company you keep as much as what you do. The Boy Scouts need us more than anybody." Walt groaned, not because the young stripper had started to slide her tongue out to caress his balls while she deep throated him, but because he'd fucked up. He'd felt like he'd never get the hang of politics. Harrison saw the look of concern and gave him a fatherly smile. "Don't worry. Once your name gets around in this business, you won't have to find problems. They'll find you. Then all you have to worry about is finding out what everybody wants to shut the fuck up about and let everyone get paid. Because that's all it is in the end. Getting paid. And not just cash. Pussy works as well as cash for most men." Walt nodded, keeping his face as emotionless as possible as his balls tightened and started to fill the sucking mouth of the teenage girl below the table. She kept him buried deep in her throat, rhythmically swallowing his cum while she cooed gently. He couldn't hear it over the thumping music, but he felt the vibrations. "Get everybody what they want so everyone can go home happy, and you'll be a legend in this town," Harrison said, dropping another hundred in Walt's lap. And he had. Walt learned never to choose the carrot or the stick, but instead give the carrot and remind that the stick was available should he need it. Pregnant interns weren't fired, they were promoted (and found suitable boyfriends who refused to take paternity suits.) Congressional pages who'd been harassed by wandering hands found lucrative jobs in lobbying firms. The ten year old extra who'd spent a little too much quality time in the directors trailer ended up with a three picture deal at Paramount or a show on Fox (guaranteed to run for at least two seasons.) Photographers and muckrakers found more fulfilling employment working on their target's campaign. If someone had a useful skill, Walt put them to use. If they didn't, he found them a place where they at least couldn't do much damage and got a weekly paycheck. Nobody talked, pictures disappeared, and everyone kept making money. Walt had kept in touch with Harrison after he moved to Tahiti (where the only change would be he'd drink and smoke on the beach with the nude women were French) and it was through Harrison that he still got quite a few jobs. Harrison's clients would contact him, and he'd farm the work out to Walter, who'd pay him a kick back of thirty percent or so. Finders fees were normally much lower, but Walt took the biblical view of "Render unto Cesar." He'd known that for Harrison to call him up in the middle of the night the job would be enormous, but he had no idea how enormous until he stepped off the jet and stood face to face with four identical blonde girls, nude, and staring at him with looks of obvious lust. In front of them was a short, toad-like bearded man in a suit, puffing on an expensive looking briar pipe. "Hello! Welcome to the island. I trust your flight was smooth? Yes? Good, good. My name is Thaddeus Hood, and I'm responsible for everything that goes on in this little island. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance, Mr. Winston," the man said, reaching out to shake his hand. "You must be here on behalf of the investors, Mr. Winston?" Walter shook it, keeping his poker face as two different, redheaded girls, identical to each other, took his bags from him. They too had the same erotic looks on their faces, and Walt was frankly baffled. Was this some sort of twin-fetish resort? It had to be a sex club of some sort, and inside was probably something bad. Walt let his mind wander, imagining some senator ODed on coke and neck deep in a pile of campfire girls. If Harrison wanted him out here personally, no questions asked, it was going to be serious. "To be honest Thad, I'm not sure why I'm here. But when Harrison Kane calls... well... I answer. And Walt is fine, Mr. Winston was my father's name," he said, recycling an old joke. He shook the man's hand and found it to be firmer than he should expect from his age. The man giggled. Not laughed, actually giggled, then took another puff on his pipe. "Mr. Winston was my biology teacher's name. Well, Professor Winston. What are the odds of that?" the toadish little man said with obvious delight. One of the redheaded girls made an abrupt hundred and eighty degree turn with his suitcase, and started wandering off towards the ocean. "About one in three hundred, it's a common name- um.. sir your... assistant," Walt said as the girl stepped onto the sand and started walking into the water with his suit-bag. The Thaddeus cursed and ran off after her, turning her around and pushing her back towards the grouping of steel buildings deeper inside the island. It looked to Walt like some sort of compound, high security mixed with inexpensive island bungalows. She walked a few dozen feet, stopped, turned in a neat circle, and then fell flat on her face and didn't move. The little toad man cursed and kicked at the sand. "Jesus," Walt said. He ran over to the girl and touched her throat, searching for the artery. He found it, but felt no pulse at all. "Call a doctor," Walt said insistantly, turning the girl over in the sand. A little blood ran out of her nose, and when he touched her lips checking for her breathing, a tiny spark of electricity burnt the tip of his finger. "Quick, I think she might be dead!" "She's dead alright," the little toad man said, strolling up to them. The four identical girls followed behind, watching impassively, the look of animal lust still on their faces. "But she's not a she, exactly. She's a clone. The fucking salt water in the air wreaks havoc with the circuitry of the brain. And I am a doctor." Walt stared dumbfounded as Dr Hood pushed her back onto her stomach and lifted the back of her hair, exposing a metallic circular portal in the back of her skull. Cursing quietly he pulled from this a long metallic cylinder, threw it into the surf, and took another one out of his pocket. "She... she's a... I'm sorry a what?" Walt said, temporarily losing his game face. The doctor pushed the cylinder into the back of her skull until it made an audible popping noise, and then he twisted it slightly to the right. The girl twitched, then stood, picked up his bag and continued on to the cluster of buildings as though nothing at all had happened. "Clones, Mr. Winston. Come, we've got quite a lot to see before dinner." With another long puff on the brier, Dr. Thaddeus Hood and his strange entourage lead Walt to the compound. -- If you like my stuff, check out: http://collarsandsense.blogspot.com

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