PIZZA DELIEVERY
Author: Closet Fetishist
Story Codes: nosex Fdom Msub ds flatu fart
Well, it was a Friday night like any other. The
parents were going out and my brother was at daycare
till late. I usually ordered pizza in this kind of
situation and this was no exception. I ordered it and
sat in wait for a long time. They were busy that night
and quoted me about an hours wait. That was fine with
me. If I had one good thing about me it was patience
but what I had in that field I lacked in generosity. I
was a giant cheapskate! I used every damn coupon and I
am sure Pizza Hut hated me for it but whatever, I am
not trying to make friends I am just ordering food
from a business, there should be no personal feelings
there. So anyways I prepare the money, the pizza was
$10.75 and I laid out $11.00 dollars, you know just to
keep everything even. I knew delivery people already
worked in their tip so if they wanna cheat me I will
cheat them out of their tip. What the hell all they
are doing is delivering the damn thing anyways. But I
digress. There was a knock at the door at about 7:00
p.m. I opened it to find a very tall but pretty good
looking delivery woman standing there. She wore a
stern face however and she seemed a little irked. Her
expression scared me a bit. Suddenly, however, it
changed. She was suddenly kinda perky and happy.
"Hey, you ordered last week didn't you?"
"Ya that was probably me." What the hell was going on
with this girl?
"Ya I remember you. Anyways, here is your pizza." I
handed her the money and watched her look at the
money. She laughed a bit at the money in her hands.
"Oh shoot! You know what? I forgot your 2 liter in
the car, come with me to go get it."
"Uh...alright." This truly was bizarre but I went to
her car. The back door was open already. I spotted the
Coke and reached in for it. Suddenly I felt a stern
kick to my rear and heard the car door slam behind me.
I tried to get our but the doors in the back seat
where childproofed (cannot be opened from the inside).
The woman came around to the other side, forced and
held me down flat, and then sat on my face!
"What the hell are you doing?!" I managed to say, all
garbled.
"Teaching you a lesson, you bastard. You think you
can just get away with not giving us delivery people
tips?! What the fuck is wrong with you!? We bring the
shit to your house and you don't even have the decency
to give us at least a damn buck."
"What I give you madam, is my own choice." I said
calmly but sternly. I knew she would see she was wrong
and I was right. She would apologize and I would be on
my way.
"Fuck you! I was gonna give you a chance to apologize
but no you wanna do this the hard way! Whatever, suits
me just fine." She removed her black uniform pants and
proceeded to lower her underweared ass onto my face. I
struggled for breath as the pungent aroma of a sweat
stained ass was like. I screamed out for mercy but I
would get none. She also removed her sock and placed
it in my mouth. I gagged and threw up a bit but I had
to choke it back down.
"There, now see what can happen when you don't tip
your servers?"
I mumbled something but no one could hear it anyways
and frankly it would not have mattered, not at this
point.
"That's right. And what's more...oh...oh here we go. Ya,
enjoy this..." PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTT! Oh my
god I thought to myself. I had just had someone, a
girl no less, fart in my face. I was suddenly hit with
a rank odor which caused me to gag and choke more but
there is nothing I could do but smell all this horrid
smell.
"There now! That feels good doesn't it?" She asked,
rhetorically.
I struggled to get free from the ass but I could not,
no matter how hard I thrashed. The smell would not go
away and soon, PBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTTT! BBBSSSSSSST!
BBBPPPTTT! A bombardment of farts hit my face and I
was on the verge of passing out from the horrid and
noxious aroma. I tried again at a chance at freedom
but the ass was strong enough to hold me there. She
arched her back forward and PHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSHHHHHH!
Another fart escaped as I struggled for life under
this horrid smell. The car was off so the heat added
to the discomfort of this ordeal but I hardly noticed
it, the ass was taking up most of my notice.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! I haven't farted this freely in years.
Feels good! Feels real good! Open you nose for this
one." She pressed down on my stomach and farted just
as I began inhaling. The smell was toxic and I would
not stay conscious for very much longer and I didn't.
A few minutes later I passed out.
I awoke in my house but I noticed my hands were bound
across my chest and my ankles were tied together. I
thought to myself, great! My family is gonna see me
like this and wonder what the hell is up. Little did I
know, it was much worse. I struggled to look behind me
and when I was finally able to I noticed a near naked
figure coming out of the kitchen. It was eating
something from a bowl but I never saw what.
"Ah, good, you're awake!" I immediately recognized
the voice as my tormenter from earlier. It was the
pizza delivery woman. Shit, why hadn't I just tipped
her like I should have? What's the going rate? 20%
right? It has been so long that I have forgotten.
"Please, let me go and I will give you your tip that
I should have given you and more."
"Dude, you are tied up and I am in your house! If I
wanted money I could just take it�and I will, don't
worry, but you also need to be taught a lesson.
"No, please, I know I was wrong."
"I am not sure you are. I think you are just saying
that to get away from my smelly ass but there is no
sympathy or compassion for you. You will have to
endure my farts for a long time so better just brace
yourself." The sock was placed back in my mouth and
she quickly sat on my face. It wasn't long before,
POOT! A fart ran across my face. I fought for freedom
but it was no use and I would have to endure this
smelly ass for who knows how long. I attempted to hold
my breath.
"Buddy, you are gonna have to breathe some time and
when you do," PFFFFFFFFFTTTT! She farted again. I held
my breath for the duration of the most potent part of
the fart but I had to breathe. Before I tried she
pressed onto my stomach and forced all the air I had
out and farted again, right as I began inhaling. The
smell was so awful but there was nothing I could do to
make it better or go away. My eyes began to tear from
the stench and I screamed out for help but it was to
no avail. Even if I could, who would hear me? I would
be at the mercy of this delivery woman until she
decided I had learned my lesson.
"Ahhhh! Doesn't it smell so good?" She said, laughing
hysterically. I was in no condition to speak nor did I
want to. All I wanted to do was survive, even if that
meant passing out. I was nearing unconsciousness when
she lifted her leg a bit to allow some fresher air in.
I was relived and saddened at the same time. This
meant I would have to endure this more and more. Well,
just I had assumed this torture lasted a long time, at
least 2 hours. I finally fell unconscious and I think
my tormenter was running out of gas. She was really
struggling to release at the end there. Didn't matter
thought, the smell was still horribly rank and enough
to pass me out, that I was kinda happy with though. My
family came home and found me asleep on the couch with
everything seemly normal. Mom wondered where the hell
her leftover beans and cabbage stew was. I refrained
from ordering pizza from then on but one day there was
an unexpected knock at the door. I opened it and there
stood my tormenter.
"Hey! I was thinking you could use a refresher!"
"Uh...I don't..."
"Ya me too. On your knees!"
I complied, reluctantly but I knew what disobeying
would land me, and she blew a large fart in my face
and remained there till she was sure that the smell
was absorbed by my nose. She ran back to her car and
drove off. I never saw her again but I became generous
with my tips from then on, especially if the
server/deliverer was female.