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Interview with Mr Magillicutty
   Bruce the Las Vegas Lipsmacker
   (Old man, girls, nc, incest, rape)
   Old mister Anus Magillicutty was just that.  Old.  He had recently
turned 80.  He was born in 1903, in the south.  The Appalachian Mountains
of West Virginia to be exact.  He was stronger than most 80 year old men.
He stood six foot 1 but only weighed about 145 pounds.  He still had all
his hair and most of his teeth.  Most of the siblings he had grown up with,
had passed on.  He had a lifetime of stories he told and passed on to his
family and friends.  He wasn't sure how many children he had but a good
guess would be about 30 to 35.  From his wife, his daughters, his nieces,
girls that were friends of his family and women he met while in the Army.
   I had seen him around town many times, he looked interesting.  I had
heard many things about him and rumors of his past.  I decided I had to
interview him before leaving the area and heading back to Las Vegas.  If I
didn't interview him now, I would have to wait until next year.  I was
running out of time.  I approached him a few times and was denied.  I
approached his friends and was denied.  I approached his oldest living
daughter and told her I would pay for his time.  I also told her that I was
a like minded person.
   I assured her that his real name would not be used, in my story.  I
informed her that I lived in Nevada but, came here every year at this time
for a few months.  I explained to her that I freelanced as a writer.  "I
love to write, I don't make much money doing it but, I love it." I was so
happy when I was told he would talk to me.  I was given the location of his
home, I told his daughter that I would be there early, about 8am.  She told
me that if I wanted to get her father at his best I would have to be there
at 5:30 am.  I never got up that early but, I wanted this interview bad so,
I said I would be there.
   He still lived deep in the Country, about 45 minutes away from town.  I
had to take my vehicle off the road for a bit but I got there.  The Sun was
just coming up as I parked my car in front of an old wooden shack.  He
owned a lot of dogs and they all started barking at the same time.  His
shack had a wooden porch, an old broom leaned against the house.  Two spit
buckets and a few empty bottles of moonshine sat to the side.  Different
color plants were hanging from the patio.  A rusty saw hung from the side
of the house and a shot gun hung from a rack a few feet from where he sat.
I smiled my super friendly smile.  He sat on a rocking chair with a big
thick wool blanket over his lap.
   "Good morning Mr Magillicutty, sir." I said still smiling.  There was no
chair for me so I took a seat on the porch with my feet on the ground.  I
looked up to him slightly.  Maybe that's what the old man wanted me to do.
"Sir, I am here to interview you.  Your name will stay confidential.  I am
a writer and I protect my sources sir." I said.  He nodded.  "Can we begin
sir?" I asked with respect.  He lifted his hand and showed me the front of
his index finger, pointing it towards the sky.  He wanted me to wait for a
second.
   I saw him arch his back and twist his face like if he was in pain.  He
looked up to the roof and breathed out.  "Huh!" he shook, his head tilted
back.  He patted the budge in his lap.  I thought it was a pillow but then
his daughter, the one I had met out in town, showed up.  She was about 60
years old.  She stood by silently.  I noticed the blanket move.  A little
blonde girl in diapers, no older than 2 and a half crawled out from under
him where his feet were at.
   "Come on sweetheart, great grand dad has company and he is done with
you." the child's grandma said to her with her hand held out.  The child
took her grandma's hand and wiped her mouth with her free hand.  She
waddled away smacking her tongue in her mouth, obviously tasting something.
They walked into the house together.  I smiled at the old man.  80 years
old and still producing semen.
   Bruce the Las Vegas Lipsmacker: Sir, can you tell me when and where you
were born, and what it was like at that time?
   Anus Magillicutty: Well, I tell ya.  I was born in 1903, right here in
this area.  I had lot's of kin folk in those days.  All my brothers and
sisters are dead or done moved away, same thing with the cousins.  I try to
stay close to what family I have left.  The ones that stay around that is.
   Bruce: What can you tell me about your mother and father?
   Anus: Ah, me ma and me pa?  Me ma was the prettiest thing that I had
ever seen.  Some of my cousins looked odd, big ears, buck tooth and they
weren't very smart.  You know, like my neighbor Bill Burly, he lives up
yonder.  But, my brothers and sisters were good looking kids.  Me ma was a
sight to see.  She was a good girl too.  Me pa was a City slicker.  He saw
me ma when she went out to town to get a few things for me grandpa.  She
was only 12 at the time and such a little thing.  But, she had been driving
since the age of nine.  Me pa's age was about 40 and he was very tall.  He
sure took a likin' to me ma.  He help me ma get and then pay for the
groceries then, helped her load them into the buggy.  Then hitched a ride.
She told me he was real nice up until they got out of town.  That's when he
told me ma to pull the horse over and stop for a bit.
   Ha ha ha!  Me pa didn't ask her, he just pulled her out of the buggy and
picked her up then bent her over the seat and just went to plowin' her. 
After he was done he walked back to town.  Every time me ma went to town he
did the same thing.  Me pa just kept on a plowin' her, he sure gave it to
her good.  He didn't even kiss her until they had done it about four or
five times.  I tell ya, women were stronger back in them days.
   She never said anything about it to no one.  Until she got heavy.  Me ma
didn't know if I was me pa's baby or her pa's baby.  Once I got a little
older me ma told me I must be the City slicker's because I looked like him.
He he he!  I think he got scared when he saw me ma's belly start to grow
because after that she never saw him again.  Me ma told me she was hoping
to go and live with him but I don't think he wanted to marry me ma, just
plow her.
   Bruce: You said your ma wasn't sure if you were her father's or the City
slicker's.  So your grandfather was also plowing her at that age?
   Anus: Of course, son!  I done told you me ma was a good girl!  It was
her duty to take care of her pa.  She had been taking care of her pa since
she was a baby.  Grandpa started plowin' her at age nine.  Hell, son, we's
mountain folk!  If a girl can drive, drink, care for youngin's then, she is
old enough to get plowed!  Plowed, son!  Now, that's real fuckin'!  A
girl's pa always gets to go first and as often as he wants.  They say me
ma's pa wasn't her real pa.  That's why she was so pretty.  As I grew, I
grew strong.
   That's why I joined the Army at 16.  I came back home at 18.  I went to
Europe but mainly just to clean up.  The war was over by the time I got
there.  But, I spent my last year in the Philippines.  I plowed many, many
brown girls over there.  I know some carried my kin but, I couldn't bring
them back.  They were brown people.  Me ma would have killed me had I
brought back one of them little brown girls.
   Even the older girls there were very wet and tight.  I plowed a girl of
15 one time and I swear she was the size of one of my 11 year old cousins.
I would never have married one but, I sure as hell loved fuckin' their
women.  Some girls, we Americans just took off the street and kept them for
a few days.  Other girls I had to lie and tell them that I loved them and
that I would marry them.  I was hooked on brown pussy, son!  I would say
and do anything to get it.
   I remember one girl, I don't remember her name but she fell in love with
me.  I was a lot older than she was.  I took her dancing a few times, I
brought her a few cheap presents, I told her that I loved her and that I
would marry her.  I had to lie, she was a very pretty Philippino girl and
she wasn't giving me any pussy.  After many months she gave me her
virginity.  Hot damn!  She was so tight!  When I got home she still kept
writing me letters, thinking that I would go back and get her.  I had to
finally tell her to move on with her life.  I wasn't going to marry her. 
No way.
   Bruce: Did you feel bad that you had to lie to her?  Did you feel bad
that you broke her heart?
   Anus: Hell no, son!  Haven't you been listening.  She was brown!  What
the hell is wrong with you?!  I may be just a stupid hillbilly but I am
still better than a brown person!  Clara!  Get me and Bruce some coffee. 
Shit!
   Bruce: What is the first recollection you have of your ma?
   Anus: He he he!  I was maybe four or five?  I don't know but, I remember
hearing noises coming out of me grandpa's room.  Me grandma was cooking up
some grits.  I opened the door quietly to see me ma's pretty little feet
sticking up in the air and me grandpa between them.  The old man was
plowing her very hard.  She was totally naked she had big jugs.  I suppose
she was about 17 or 18 at the time.  She had my little sister already, by
that time.  I didn't really know what was going on, all I saw was me ma's
little feet and me grandpa's big ass!  He he he!  The old bastard loved
plowin' his kin.  Me grandma slept with him but that was all.  Just slept.
   Bruce: Did anyone else besides your grandpa plow your ma?
   Anus: Oh yeah!  Plenty!  Let me see, the store owner when me grandpa
couldn't pay the bill.  The moonshine folk when me grandpa couldn't pay the
bill.  Me ma kept on getting plowed until nobody wanted to plow her no
more. She had a total of ten kids, we think a few of them might have come
from me grandpa but, we really don't know for sure.  When I got back from
the Army me ma looked old.  But, really she was only about 31.  She was
still pretty to me.
   No one would plow her so I started to, when she got hot and bothered. 
She did not want to have any children that looked like my cousins so she
would not let me cum in her when I plow'd her.  I had to wear fuckin'
rubber from the box.  Me ma told me that when I plow'd her I had to wear
it. But, when she let me hide my snake in her bottom or put it in her mouth
I could cum.  He he he!  And cum I did.  Me ma could suck the piss out of a
man that just got done pissin'.  No one could suck cock meat better than me
ma!
   Shoot, son, I remember the first time me ma sucked my snake.  She took
me for a walk behind our home.  Lifted me up and pulled out my little worm
and put it into her mouth.  I was too young to shoot but, it sure felt
good. Before I left for the Army she was still getting plow'd by many men
so she would not let me plow her but, man did she suck me good.  Everyday,
until I left.  We'd go to the woods or she would come into my room and
start sucking.  She looked like a bird pullin' on a worm, up from the
ground.
   I would cum quick in those days and always had plenty of thick white
cream for her.  She loved eating my thick white stuff.  Then she would kiss
me on the cheek and I would go right to sleep.  Yup, nothing can put a
growing boy to sleep faster than getting his meat sucked.  We had to do it
in private because me grandpa would get jealous if he saw me ma taking care
of me.  He didn't mind me when I was little but as I grew tall and strong
he didn't like me anymore.
   Bruce: Did you have sex with any of your little sisters?
   Anus: Of course son!  Me ma knew that they were all my half sisters so
she thought it would be safe.  But like I said me grandpa wanted to plow
all of them so I had to do it in private.  Sometimes me ma would help me by
taking me grandpa in the room and making him feel happy.  Let's see, after
me came Ida then Sadie, Pearl, Polly, Valentine then the boys Floyd and
Randall.
   Me ma was pregnant with Betty when I left and Mary Lou was born when I
was away.  I started producing cum when I was 12 if I remember correctly. I
can't describe the sensation only to say when I came I couldn't move.  If
someone wanted to kill me that would have been the best time to do it.  He
he he!  I told me ma that I could cum.  She sucked my growing snake and I
came in her mouth.  It was a lot.  She tasted it, smiled and nodded her
head.
   She told me I could take little Ida into the woods and get her to suck
my meat if I wanted.  Ida had been sucking grandpa since she was born.  She
told me if I wanted to plow her I could since grandpa had been plowing her
for about a year already.  I was the happiest boy in the World.  I could
cum and I had plenty of kin I could feed!  I could only plow Ida not the
other girls.  I had to wait till me grandpa opened them.  I was so happy
Ida could suck.  Grandpa had taught her well and now I would be enjoying
the benefits.  I took Ida out to the woods and told her not to tell grandpa
or he might kick me out of the house.  My little 10 year old sister said
she would not tell.
   My cock was already a good size by that time.  When we got out a safe
distance my sister asked me if I wanted her to suck me or if I wanted to
plow her.  I took her out there to get my cock sucked but when she showed
me her little bald slit I almost passed out.  I changed my mind quickly and
said I wanted to plow her.  Hell, I wanted to be a man!  We brought a
little wool blanket and she laid on it then pulled up her dress.  I dropped
my overalls and went for it.  I didn't know what I was doing poking her all
over the place until she took hold of my snake and guided it to her little
wet hole.
   I shoved it in fast.  Ah!  My first time and I was hooked.  So this is
what it feels like.  The wonder it drives men crazy.  He he he!  I bucked
like a wild animal.  But it didn't scare my sister at all, she looked
around like if she was looking for butterflies.  Hell, she was used to
getting pounded by me grandpa.  I was shaking.  I came fast but my orgasm
would not stop, it lasted a long time.  I collapsed on her little body.  I
wanted to sleep.  But, Ida was more responsible than me.  She told me to
get up, we have to get back, she said.  I remember walking back home.  I
was now a man!  He he he!
   I remember one time just after I got back from the Army, when grandpa
was out making a deal with the moonshine boys.  I took me youngest sister,
Mary Lou behind the shed.  I was a big strapping lad at the time and my
snake was always hard.  Sometimes I found myself walking around with a
hardon for no reason.  She had just turned one year old.  I had just turned
18.  I saw her suckin' her thumb and it got me excited.  I picked her up
and asked her if she wanted to suck me?  I used hand gestures, pumpin' my
fist near my mouth.  My little sister understood, she nodded yes.  I placed
her bare feet on the ground.
   She had on a cloth diaper and a t-shirt.  I pulled out my giant hard
snake and tried to feed it to her but I was too tall and she was to small.
I looked around for a tree stump.  I found one about twenty yards from the
house.  I took a seat and pointed my big cock at her little face.  She went
right for it, like a baby going for a bottle.  No fear at all.  Me grandpa
had taught her well.  I leaned back and let the baby feed.  She had put
both hands on my very hard and hot pipe.  She shoved in most of the head,
like if she was protecting it from harm.
   I liked Mary Lou a lot because she looked like me ma.  She fed on my
meat head, she knew tasty goo would be coming out.  It was like milk and
honey to her.  She sucked hard and fast for such a youngster.  I was very
proud of her.  I felt like I was going to cum I wanted to stand up and get
on my toes.  But then my snake would pop out of my sister's mouth.  So I
sat there and watched as I pumped my cum into her mouth.  I was a young
powerful man, she was just a baby.  A man knows when he is going to shoot,
a girl can only guess.
   I thought I was going to choke her with the semen but as soon as the
baby felt my cum squirtin' she stopped sucking and started swallowing.  It
was a source of food to her and she liked it.  She held on to my hard hose
tightly in her tiny hands.  But, she did squeeze it as she swallowed and
swallowed.  I let her keep her mouth on my cock head until I knew it was
all gone.  Once I was done with her I wanted her to leave me alone.  I had
to pull her hands off me.  That's it, all gone, all gone.  I told her.  She
was just a baby she didn't know what she was doing.  She licked her lips as
she stared at my cock head.
   Bruce: Can you tell me about your first true love?
   Anus: Oh yeah!  Orleen Burly.  Let's see, the first time I plow'd her
she was just nine years old.  I think I was about 30 at the time.  Her
family was on the slow side, if you know what I mean.  She was a cute
little thing with red hair and freckles.  I wanted to take her for a ride
but her parents would not let me.  So I went down to the store and bought a
bag of oranges.  He he he!  It cost me about two bits, if I remember
rightly.
   I took it to her family then went up to her bedroom while they were
eatin' on the porch.  I told her I was going to slip her the snake then
pulled my pants down.  She had never seen anything so big.  I had to hold
her down the first time I plow'd her.  She was mighty scared but did not
cry.  Her pa and brother had been using her for awhile by that time.  I
lifted her dress up over her head and pulled her panties to the side.  I
pushed in my hard meat quick and fast.
   She let out a yelp!  Ha ha ha!  I plow'd her but good.  I had to hurry
because I had only bought one bag of oranges.  I was 30 so, I had a lot of
control over my orgasm.  I pounded her like me grandpa used to pound me ma.
I tell ya, they don't make women like them anymore.  They cry a lot now. 
She died about five years ago.  She used to live up yonder.  She was 13
when her brother knocked her up.  It broke my heart.  But, there was
nothing I could do about it.  Her family had hair trigger tempers.  It was
best for me to leave it alone.  She named her son Bill.  He still lives up
there.  But, now it's just him.  Ah, she was a peach of a girl.
   Bruce: What was it like here, back in the 1950's?
   Anus: Now the 50's?  Those were special times.  Sometimes we would go
hunting for dark meat.  I was never a member of the Klan but I must admit I
would go hunting with them sometimes for dark meat.  I remember one time
when I was about 51 years old, we went looking for school girls walking
home alone.  There were about five of us in a truck.  We picked up two
blackies.  They were both eight years old but we didn't care.  Eight is too
young to plow but, like I said we didn't care, they were throw away's
anyway.  After we get what we want we just throw them away.  No one looked
for those girls in those days.  They were walking home, we followed them
for a bit then jumped on them.  We took them to an old broken barn.  They
were screamin'.  They were such cute little skinny things.
   Clint stood in the truck, he said he would look out for us but we knew
he wasn't in to making girls do things they didn't want to do.  We showed
them we had knives.  We put it up to their pretty faces.  They were very
scared.  We threw them on their backs and ripped off their little white
panties.  He he he!  Those little things kick'd, scream'd and a cried. 
They were children so I wanted to press my face against their private
openings.  I got the prettier one of the two and held her legs back and ate
some of that good young fresh pie.  Damn!  I can still smell and taste it!
Mmm mmm mmm!  Sonofabitch, it was delicious!  I was moving my head up and
down her bald flesh, I was crazed, I was making noise like a wild hog.
   I kneeled between her legs and put a finger in her pie.  I knew she was
a virgin by the way she was acting.  So, I shoved my finger in her to tear
her.  She scream'd and shook.  I grabbed her by the legs and pulled her
close to me.  I was rough with her, she was just a blackie anyway.  I
entered her fast and hard.  She scream'd again and tried hard to get away.
I didn't give a fuck!  Even if the sheriff came he would look the other
way. The black child's legs were wide open, she was spread wide for me.  I
pounded her like I saw me grandpa do me ma.  I jerked in her hard.  Her
whole body was a movin' up and up.  I had to reposition myself every few
seconds.  I squeezed her chest as I plow'd her.  She didn't have any tittys
but I squeezed what she had.
   She was so flexible.  I remember putting her legs behind her shoulders
so, could look at her face as I plow'd her.  The way I held her legs back,
her face must have been just 8 or 9 inches from her pie.  I couldn't
believe things I could do to her.  I didn't want to cum so fast so I got
out of her and kneeled by the side of her head.  I put my snake in her
mouth.  I let her left leg go but held her right leg behind her head.  I
shoved my finger in her pie and pushed it in and out as hard as I could
while I pump'd her mouth.  I tried to get her to suck me by the little girl
didn't know how to suck a snake.  Then I decided to put both her legs
behind her shoulders again.  It was that easy.
   She closed her eyes, like if she wanted to go to sleep.  I kept my snake
in her mouth but I didn't want her to sleep.  So I started spanking her
butt cheeks as my bone hard cock pump'd her mouth.  I felt my cum coming up
so, I got back down between her legs.  I picked up the little thing to her
hands and knees so I could enter her from behind.  A good ole boy named
Bubba, took that opportunity to bring his meat up to her mouth.
   He grabbed her head from behind and commenc'd on bouncing it up and down
on his pipe.  I was moving my hips fast in and out of her little body.  I
was getting tired so I let her lay down on her stomach so I could lay on
top of her from the back.  I put all me weight on the black child as I
pumped my semen in her little body.  I slowed down then laid still.  As
soon as Bubba saw I was finished he tap my shoulder and told me to get off.
Hey, it's my turn, he said.
   Bruce: Earlier your great granddaughter was under your blanket taking
care of you.  How did you train her to do that?  She looked about 2 and a
half years old.
   Anus: Boy, I tell ya.  You about a stupid mother fucker.  You sure you
ain't inbred?  It's passed down from generation to generation, son.  You
have to let them see you always naked.  You have to bathe with them.  You
have to let them see when you are plowin' someone older.  You have to keep
your cock in their face everyday.  It's best to start them right out of the
womb.  Hell, our babies are born right here not in some fancy dancy
hospital.  Babies naturally want to suck on something.  So, give them
something to suck on.  Even before we let a baby girl nurse on breast for
milk, we let them nurse on cock for cum.  It's the pa's responsibility to
help train a kid.  If the ma doesn't know who the pa is then the grandpa or
brother help out.  We all family here anyway.  Shit, boy!
   Shoot, I remember a few years back when I was about 77.  My great grand
daughter had a baby early in the mornin', about a mile from here, she
wasn't sure who the pa was so her ma, my grand daughter had to come and get
me up early to go down there and feed the baby girl.  Shit, it was about
2:30 in the mornin'.  My grand daughter had to steer the wheel with one
hand and pump my cock with the other to get the blood flowin'.  I walked
out of the truck and straight into their home with a hardon.  The baby girl
was kickin' up a storm.
   But, as soon as she felt the warm tip of my meat on her mouth she calm'd
down real quick like.  Her ma was cradling her while I fed her.  That first
meal is a rich meal for a new born.  Them little girls is hungry.  The
baby's ma helped by massagin' my meat while her little girl sucked on the
tip.  Damn, when I finally came I made a mess of the kid.  He he he!  It
went all over her face and head.  It did shut the baby up though.  Her ma
scooped up the cream and fed it to the child but, not all of it, I did see
my great granddaughter take a little for herself.  I didn't say anything
about it though, she always loved suckin' on her great grandpa.  When she
was a little girl she would run to me and say.......me great grandpa!  We
hillbillies always call our ma and pa....me pa and me ma.  It's just all
about love.
   I was about to ask another question when a truck pulled up with two men,
one in his twenty's and the other looked like if he was in his thirty's.
   "Grandpa!  A reporter is looking for you, he wants to ask you some
questions about the car you found on the side of the road.  He said his
name was Jeff Richmond."
   "Well, I tell ya.  I don't know who the fuck gave them my name?" Anus
said out loud, as he stood up.
   "But, sir.  I am not done with the interview yet." I pleaded, it was
just getting good.
   "Well, I like you Bruce.  If you want to come back tomorrow, you can."
he said, as he walked towards the men in the truck.
   
  
Interview with Mr Magillicutty (original version)