Tiffany's Diaper Tales
Volume I
By BabyInDiapers
Written 10/28/2004
Chapter 098
"Good morning little miss squishy mushy pants!" mommy said as
she lowered my crib rail and leaned down to hug me. This was
the first year I had ever slept in on Christmas morning. But
as usual when mommy breast fed me, It put me out like a light.
I was a very happy baby. My diaper was full and mommy let me
sit in it the whole time we opened presents.
I sat next to Amy and Tammy on the couch while mom, dad and
Aunt Kathy got the cameras ready. The tree was lit up and we
were all there. Even grandpa sat in his chair and seemed to
actually be coherent for once. "Eww Tiffy diaper stinky." Amy
said. "Yeah but mom said I could sit in my dirty diaper until
after we open presents." "Well goodie for you." Amy said as
she stuck her tongue out at me. I just giggled. I hugged her.
"Merry Christmas Amy." "Aww! Merry Christmas to you too baby."
Mommy sat down and sorted the presents and daddy and Aunt
Kathy stood by with cameras. We all began ripping the wrapping
paper off frantically. "Oh wow! Cool!" Tammy said as she held
up a portable DVD player. I got one of those as well as Teala
and Amy. Now all us kids could watch DVD's when we took car
trips. So we kept on opening gifts. Daddy got our family a
Media Center PC With Windows XP Media Center 2005! And 5 media
extenders! Daddy explained what they were. Basically the main
computer would go in his office on the main network switch.
Then all our other personal computers would be used for a
small cluster project daddy was going to work on for fun. With
the Media Center and extenders basically the main computer was
daddy's and he could do regular computer stuff and watch TV,
record shows, and listen to music and so on. Then each of the
extenders were hardware clients that logged into the main PC
over the network and could do the same things as the main
computer since they were logged in. So that meant we could all
watch whatever show and record whatever show we wanted, when
we wanted. And get online whenever we wanted on each of our
client terminals. We all thanked daddy for getting that for
us. It even meant that we could burn DVD's of TV shows and
play them on our portable players and mom could put stuff on
her PDA. Tammy even got a laptop! She also could dock to the
network and retrieve TV shows and music as well as take it to
college next year.
After all the presents were opened and wrapping paper was
everywhere mommy took me to my room to change my icky diaper.
"So did you like all your presents?" She asked?" "Yeah. It's
the best Christmas ever mommy! And thanks for letting me
sitting my messy diapers while we opened the presents. I liked
it." I said. "Aww I know baby." Mommy said as she gave me a
kiss on my forehead. As we walked out into the living room I
immediately noticed a huge rectangle shaped box that was
almost as big as the couch!
"Mommy, what is that!" I asked as I ran over to the box and
looked. It had MY name on it! "This mine?" I asked mommy. "yes
it is. Go ahead and open it honey." She said. Everyone was
standing around watching me. I pulled the paper off and there
was a thick cardboard box with staples in it. "I can't open
it." I said. Daddy took his knife and opened the box for me
and slid out two other boxes. One had a picture of a speaker
with knobs on it and the other one didn't have a picture. I
opened the one that had the speaker in it. It had a plug, and
some knobs and a couple of headphone plugs on the front or
something. Then I opened the other box. It was an electric
guitar! It was pink with a black pick guard, a light cherry
wood glazed neck, and silver tuning knobs. It had a couple
knobs on it and a switch and a plug for it to go into the
speaker thingy. I then realized it was a guitar amp. My mouth
dropped open.
I smiled and stood up and hugged mommy and daddy. "Wow. I
always wanted an electric guitar!" I said loudly. Everyone was
really happy for me. I had took piano lessons and knew how to
play piano, and how to sing, and I had played with an old
acoustic guitar before a few times. But it was old and beat up
and the 1 string was missing. I opened up another bag and it
had a soft carrying case. It had a cord to plug it into the
amp too. It had pink ends on the cord it matched the guitar!
Daddy helped me to hook it all up. It had the guitar, plugged
into the amp, then some little box plugged into the back. It
was a tuner. The guitar had two different pickups and daddy
showed me how to use the knobs and the switch and the knobs on
the amp as well. "Now honey, you know it does have a headphone
jack on it so you won't drive us crazy." Mommy said. We all
laughed. I turned it on and began to play. I knew how to play
a little bit. Mommy then came out and handed me a card. "Wow
this just gets better and better." I said while opening the
envelope. The card was really cute! Inside was a gift
certificate at a local music center for a month of free guitar
lessons. "Wow mom that rules!" I said as I hugged her. We then
had lunch. I was sitting in the living room with my guitar.
"Tiffany come on, its time to eat honey." Mommy said "But
mom." I said "Now." She said while giving me the eye. "ok, ok
I'm coming." I said as I put my guitar on its fold out stand.
Most of that day I played my guitar. Daddy was busy hooking up
the new Media Center stuff. After dinner, daddy showed us all
how to use it. It was really neat. Daddy moved my guitar and
amp into my room while I was taking a bath. Emily and Laura
were gone to visit family so I couldn't go see them until a
couple days later. That night while laying in bed I wondered
what they got for Christmas. I was very excited about my
presents, especially the guitar. Mommy came in to check on me
and to tuck Teala in for bed. "Mommy thank you so much. This
was the best Christmas ever." I said "You're welcome baby. I
had a good time too. Now you get some sleep. You look tired.
"I am." I said. "Mommy?" "Yes honey? "I think I'm growing up
sort of." I said. Mommy smiled. "Yes, you are. But you'll
always be mommy's baby no matter how old you get." I smiled at
her and she gave me another kiss on my cheek. "Sweet dreams
you two." She said as she closed the door behind her.