Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. Sorcerer: Interesting Times by BJohn Chapters 11-15 BJohn36@verizon.net Chapter 11 ANA (Saturday 7/15) We were keeping a pretty close eye on Frank, Thelma and Mary. For now, it was simply data gathering. There were no strange side effects any of us could see, and with their ability to control the areas to be regenerated or repaired, we seemed to have a handle on it. What with the internal filters, detoxification processes and the ability to pop up a full-isolation body shield, we were in pretty good shape. None of us so far had really needed much; the newer ones of us were in relatively good shape or were getting themselves that way -- part of the standard training. Since the Skunk Works had moved into the JRD building, the lab was pretty quiet. We were keeping the animals going to live out what lifespan they had; we kept checking them for oddities, too. So far, there was nothing beyond apparent excellent health. That didn't leave us much to do for R&D. We didn't want to shut the place down, though. What with the Skunk Works making progress on the Moon Base language and the possibility of bringing at least part of the place back to "normal," we were standing by. Our own research team (Mary, Sam, Oscar, Karen and me) had tracked down lots of medical facilities in the Moon Base; at least that's what they appeared to be to us. There were probably 200 or so small clinics scattered throughout the three main complexes, and five major hospitals in the living/admin area. If they weren't clinics and hospitals, we had no other idea what they could be. It did look really interesting. We'd warmed up what appeared to be several anatomy books and checked out the alien anatomy. Beyond a minor difference in body shape (three fingers and a thumb), they were just like us Homo sapiens. Probably two sexes, heart, lungs, digestive tracts, genitals and that sort of stuff. Internal diagrams of pregnant females showed a live birth; there were a couple "laymen" pamphlets or something showing the entire cycle. There were several diagnostic(?) and treatment(?) machines in each clinic along with what looked like standard medical stuff like scissors, stethoscopes, probes and the like that covered the gamut. Didn't see anything we could consider to be an auto-doctor right off, though we could well be mistaken. Especially in the hospitals, there was lots of equipment about which we were clueless. Maybe after we crack the language we'd find out. Anyway, that was all extra-curricular to some extent. I was still running the Probe Patrol every other week on one of the JRD companies. Ramontheeye was relatively busy with ten or fifteen queries a day. All routine stuff so far. We kept a real close eye out for any interest in the Clanns; Frank and Thelma ran through every probe result from anywhere just to keep an eye out. With the every-other-week schedule we'd thought up earlier for the audits and probes, it would take us until February next year to finish up. Given the people resources we'd had then, it had made sense. Once school was out on June 14, the situation changed a bit. The audit team had all been students in school, so once school had been out, they could put in more time. After a quick meeting or so and a consensus, I scheduled a company per week for the audits with the probe run done the week after the audit started. The JRD boss had given me the audit team to run as well as the Probe Patrol. Even with "losing" Henry, Pat and Val to the Skunk Works, we still had an experienced audit team with Steven, Lucia, Janet, Bellana and Leone. So, one a week wasn't an issue there. When Leone got hot and heavy into their recordings (yeah!), they had it a bit harder, but they could still do side-checks of anything odd or suspicious with Aaron or Barbara. Running the Probe Patrol every week wasn't an issue; there were lots of spirits willing and able. Even with a couple ramontheeye personnel on standby 24/7, we still had plenty of spirits. Dayum! Once the heavy Clann expansion started, we started getting a flood of people! A routine probe of someone was part of the standard training, but dossier probing in a team was a different ball game. Things got a bit hairy for a bit, but I kept scheduling every new person into at least one experienced team for at least one run -- after I'd ensured they could do the remote transcription and had drilled the data-gathering checklists. Of course, it didn't matter where they were physically, we could get them into at least one shift. With a probe run a week, there was plenty to keep us busy. Most companies had a couple hundred staff so that only took two or three shifts. Since the audit had already been done, we knew the major customers and ran surveys on them, too. Security Plus in Oakland, however, was a biggie; since they made security equipment, we did everyone. At 3,000 staff and 500 major customers, it took several days to get things run and analyzed. No difference in the way it was done, just a matter of quantity. I beefed up the audit team with a couple of the new people, and it was running fine. It had a lady from Arizona and one from Las Vegas. No problem with commuting once they'd done the teleportation checklist. Grin. Enough business! Our Babies Within were pooching my tummy out nicely now. Not quite enough for maternity clothes yet, but Real Soon Now. Then again, with the hologram tech bulletin out, I didn't need them. That won't stop me from shopping and looking, though! Dayum, I was horny all the time. Don was doing his best to keep up, but we'd had to import several independent consultants for emergency work. Hehehehe. The Guerreros were working out just fine. Ramon and Elisa (yeh, I stole him for a couple hours one day) were coming up twice a week for classes. Linda and Alejandro were getting an extensive education in Burbank-style U.S. culture and were doing great! They spent a good deal of time with PVC and the Wild Bunch with studying and other "educational" activities, so I didn't see them around the house much during the day. ------ BOB Saturday evening, we had Rose Baer and her husband Henry over for dinner. We hadn't met Henry before but hopefully made him feel welcome. With what Kathleen had planned later for him (courtesy of some prior hints from Rose), I hoped he'd feel *very* welcome. We popped over to Tahoe for dinner. We had a great time depleting the buffet while we eyed each other in anticipation. Rose was going to be working with several of the JRD companies on setting up or updating the training departments. We were gonna start her out at Vail then work through the rest of the companies as we got done with the audits, probes and oversight visits. We figured maybe a week or two to get the department established, a supervisor and assistant trained and books in the door. The supervisor and assistant would study The Book (and start on the detail manuals) and drill being a supervisor then they'd be ready to start up the course room. Yeh, we were requiring the main executives for each company to go to a Sean seminar. With the policy implementation coming down from JRD through them, we wouldn't have any issues in getting the staff to know they *were* being implemented. Might have issues with cultural acceptance and compliance, but that was part of the supervisor training. We figured several months to get the high-level policies established and another year to get the business processes and procedures adjusted. Lookin' good! Rose and the other summer instructors would spend two to three days at each place training the supervisors then go on to the next site. Once we had the supervisors in place, the instructor trainers would make another pass through to help open the course room and get the first several students going well. That was the plan, at least. Henry worked at Disney. As he said, "Nothing fancy. Just a planner in the toy division." He planned the manufacturing for the stuffed animals being sold in the retail stores. Might not sound like much, but the line was constantly changing along with the demand. It did take some fancy stepping to get it right; the main hurdle was the salesmen's forecasts. "80% exaggerate, and the other 20% just guess. That makes the demand forecast maybe 50% accurate." Fortunately, the plant could change a setup pretty quickly and pump out stuffed pets pretty quickly. Something like 10,000 a day wasn't unusual for most of the small-animal lines. The main hurdle on all that was the lead time to get fabrics in the right color and texture. The stuffing and accessories like eyes were pretty much universal items so they could keep them in raw material stock fairly easily. Back home, we chatted about McCambridge, the Clanns and the families. Their daughter Janine and her SO were active in Clann Reynolds -- they were an enhancement team -- and were doing extremely well. Kat grinned and told them, "We'll be seeing Janine and Tod in the near future." Yeh, I'll be the last to know. I asked Henry, "How are you on the rest of the manufacturing operations? We'll be needing quite a few operations mangers of various sorts in these new companies." "Well, I'm an APICS CPIM and have some 15 years of supply chain experience." [APICS = Association for Operations Management; a non-profit educational association. CPIM = Certified in Production & Inventory Management; mainly for manufacturing but applicable to any company.] We immediately got him together with Mercy; she was now our CEO for the Skunk Works. No manufacturing company yet, but she was gonna be coordinating that, too, for now. She could probably use at least another consultant besides Roy. Henry and Roy knew each other through APICS. In the honoring room, Rose was a hot lady! She told me, "I've had my eye on you for almost four years now; I hope you're rested." I was. It was a Real Good Thing, too, because she made my poke spot sore! We _peeked_ at Kat and Henry; she'd dressed up like a cheerleader with the short skirt and everything. Rose laughed, "Yep, thought he'd like that. He always paid lots of attention to the cheerleaders at the school games. I've nailed him a couple times like that myself." While our bodies (finally!) slept, the four of us ended on a quick tour of the Moon Base (Linda City?). Of course Henry drooled over the manufacturing area. He told us, _"Roy and I are going to have a real good time with this. Just at first glance, it probably produces an entire range of products from shirt buttons up to freighters. Much more interesting than stuffed animals!"_ ------ KATHLEEN (Sunday 7/16) Henry was a very nice man. He got a really good laugh (and response) to my cheerleader outfit. Too bad I hadn't been able to find any panties to go with it -- at least the outfit wasn't pumpkin orange like some of Kathleen's stuff had been. Neither Rose nor Henry had anything pressing for Sunday, so we took them with us back to the Bronx to check out the concert. There was still lots of activity going on for the set up. The Lead Engineer told us, "Normal. Performers have their prima donnas; rock bands have their stage managers and orchestras have their conductors. They're all usually a bit nuts." We had several hours before the concert started, so we made a trip to the island. Henry had gone to college on Long Island so was pretty familiar with Manhattan. We had a tour guide! He told us, "While we could port all over the place, it's probably much easier to take one of the bus tours. You can get a pretty decent flavor of the place that way." Actually we ended up on a three-hour boat tour that went all around the island. It was cooler on the water than in the city, and we got a nice look at many places we'd heard of before. All right! Back to the concert. We appeared in the main studio trailer about fifteen minutes before the scheduled start time. From all the gauges and the talk inside, they were ready. There were something like fifteen microphones scattered around the orchestra, stage and audience. The LE told us, "It'll all fall out in the mixing. We use different tracks at different times; totally depends on the quality. The mikes are fine, but it's not really appropriate to have some musician's foot stomping in the final. Usually we end up with a combination of tracks from all over the place. It's all up to the mixing editors." Well, they rolled right on time. From what I could figure out, they were recording both to tape and directly to digital on a hard disk (or two or three). The lights blinked, the meters jiggled and the engineers smiled, so we figured everything was going well. Okay, we just listened to the concert for a while. The LE said, "These usually finish up right up on time, and people leave pretty quickly. That lets us get our equipment down, packed and us out of here at a decent time. Some of the rock stuff often runs over 45 minutes to an hour, and the audience seems to hang around forever -- probably half of them are wasted anyway." Ah, well. It wasn't dance music so we drifted off into the Bronx. The concert was in the park right across E. 161st Street from Yankee Stadium. That meant we could sneak in and have our own ball game, right? It was locked up tight, but it didn't stop us, of course. The four of us played spirit-baseball for a while; we laughed while Bob struck out and cheered as Rose slid into home plate. We women won, of course! Plenty of eating places around. We had a little snack, looked at the sights (looked like a city to us) and chased away a couple gang members who thought they'd found some easy pickings. Having a 50% loss in hearing and sight coupled with arms and legs which could barely move meant they wouldn't be hassling anyone else for a good week. Too bad. We'd killed enough time, so Bob and I went back to the concert while Rose and Henry took off back home. Really *nice* people! As the LE had thought, the concert ended up right on time. The people streamed out -- probably some would eat at the same place we did -- and we watched the crew pull down the equipment and pack it away. The LE told us, "Well, that's all the fun for now. This one was a no-brainer. The editors and mixers will start chewing on it tomorrow." It took maybe a half hour to get everything packed up and the crew on the road back home. Not too shabby. Bob and I ported back downtown to Broadway and watched the theater crowds strut around for a while. Well, I guess we're the country bumpkins from California because we weren't at all interested in putting on a show to impress someone else. ------ BOB (Monday 7/17) We popped over to NYC and opened up the safe deposit box in the bank. Dayum, another pile of deeds, titles, collectibles and the like. We grabbed a few papers for looks and ported the rest home -- the $300K in cash, 20 gold bars and 15 platinum bars went to our stash. The stash was getting a bit full; maybe create a larger one? Kat closed out the box since it was empty. No sweat. We popped over to the Arizona bank and made the show of checking that box then closed it out, too. The temps had plenty more to do, so at least they wouldn't be bored. We had a good talk with Evin about progress. We showed him Mario's map with the JRD, RRK and our properties marked. He was interested and told us, "There's plenty more floating around. How about we give this to the guys and let them keep it up to date? I'll grant that Las Vegas, Dallas and Albuquerque would probably be decent manufacturing centers. "On the other hand, I know we've found some property in Long Beach, probably near these." He pointed out a couple data points. "For really big stuff, we might need the ocean-going shipping. Depends on where we're delivering. We'll probably need some balance between public appearances and simply porting several thousand tons of something to someone's doorstep." Yeh. We'll always have some balancing to do. From what we'd heard from Eileen about their seminars, they'd put on a simple facade. Their entire shipping cost for all their materials was around $500 -- which went to Reynolds Construction. Grin. We'd tossed the pictures of the collectible furniture and the "old" automobiles into the team's in-basket. Hopefully along with the safe deposit box stuff, we'd be able to trace and confirm ownership. We still had a couple more storage areas to check out but decided to let the temp team do it. With two of them ones of us now, they had the ability. I'm sure they'd tell us if they found some real goodies. Since we were at JRD, we wandered over the Skunk Works space. Lookin' good! There were several people working intently on computers, a couple ladies pouring over some of the textbooks from the Moon Base (new name tonight?) and several printers and plotters in the middle spitting out paper. Coming out of the plotter was what appeared to be a map of the Moon Base. There were the three main power stations, the admin/living space, the hangar and the two manufacturing areas (one on the surface and one below). The traffic layout looked really good with two large (50 meters in diameter) tunnels running among the manufacturing areas, hangar and admin space. They were probably one-way traffic; we suspected quite a few things would yield right-of-way to something 50 meters across. They'd gotten the temperature up to -30 degrees and the pressure was around 8 psi. A slow warm-up and thermal soaking at around 10 degrees a day should get us up to a reasonable atmosphere in another nine or ten days. There were a couple more maps of various facilities; more sketches than true scale. Yeh, the four antenna arrays we'd found were there. Actually, there were a couple more antennas scattered around, so there was a total of eight. Redundancy doesn't hurt at all. The observation posts were scattered between the front and the back side. From a sketch labeled "typical," each post had sensors(?) on the surface with the rest of the facility about 500 meters below. Each had a separate (much smaller) power station of some sort along with (SWAG) living and working facilities. There wasn't a connection or tunnel going to the main complex marked, so they probably "commuted" back and forth. Why were they there? Why the Moon and not Earth? Obvious questions to research. Well, we'd do the funding for now and see what comes. We didn't bug anyone. The people here had their projects to do and didn't need us looking over their shoulder. Kat said, "The Book really emphasizes non-interference. While there's open communication, every time we interrupt someone, it takes at least twenty minutes for them to get back into the work they were doing. I'm curious as hell, too, but we'll probably get a report tonight at the meeting." Patience is supposed to be a virtue. Guess we'll wait along with everyone else. The next floor up was more of the same. There were several conference rooms, a couple dozen standard office cubicles and the rest was open space with desks, tables and general work space. There was another big plotter, several large-format printers and the ever-present copy machines. Looked as if they were going to town. Both floors had shields. There was a notice at each entry door, "Full security goes in on Tuesday. Ensure you're in the log -- see Ramona at Reception (5th Floor)." Made sense it was still pretty open while getting deliveries on office stuff. Yeh, we hot-footed it down to Reception and chatted with Ramona. She pretended to glare at us suspiciously, then programmed us into the shield nodes. "You're all set. I've been told to warn all you executive types if you get too nosy, Mercy will sic Margaret McLennan on you." Em, we don't want that. We promised to behave. Clann Meeting time! Maybe we'd decide tonight if I'd be the butt of more jokes while naming the Moon Base. Valerie handled the naming process. At least they'd separated the fun names from the more formal names. After voting on the top five in each category, we came down to "Bob's Hope" (groan) and "Selene City." I put my vote on Selene City. The majority of the others did, too, so I was safe. At least in public; I got several _whispers_ about some even more outrageous nicknames. Maybe I could turn Val or Cynthia loose on them? Have them get some coaching from Maggie first so their teeth would be plenty sharp. Yeh. Mercy gave us the Skunk Works report. "We've got the Organizing Board posted at Reception and on the 6th Floor. Read and heed, please. Somehow I got talked into acting as the CEO for now, so you're stuck with me for a while." Ben was the main facilitator if he was needed for war rooms. He'd "retired" from his documentation work and was full time at the Skunk Works. The lawyer coalition was still setting up the corporate structures for the two (actually up to 10 now with all the dummy corps and holding companies) corporations. They'd be ready Real Soon Now. In the interim, they'd put Ben, Mercy, Roy and several others on a temporary salary so they could eat. Lookin' good for organizing. Ben had been elected (volunteered) to give us the technical reports. Made sense; he had long experience in translating tech-speak to pretty plain English. "Okay! First, it seems Sean Cullen and his crew did some exploring yesterday. You know about DNA and chemical tracing; they tracked down several major traces on Earth. They ran into a facility in Colorado." It appeared to be an observation post of some sort. Even if it was buried beneath 20-some feet of soil and other debris of a couple hundred thousand years, it was in fine shape. It had a living space, working space (office), a couple out-buildings and a ground vehicle. Tucked away in back was a small accumulator. Earlier today, a couple adventuresome SW engineers had removed the overburden, set up camouflage and tested out the accumulator. Shit, even after all that time, it still had about 25% charge left! Dayum good equipment! They'd dusted off the solar panels on the roof and a couple other places and let them start charging. The engineer guessed it would take about a week to charge it up. Ben told us, "Those panels appear extremely efficient. They've got a similar structure to the antenna we used to fire up the first power station." There was a computer (SWAG) and some other assorted stuff. The best guess was they'd simply packed their personal stuff, shut down the accumulator connection and walked out the door. Why? Not even a decent WAG. They'd found about a hundred similar installations and several decent-sized manufacturing or other industrial installations on the North American continent alone. Ben told us, "So far we've found 500 more similar observation posts and 20 more industrial centers scattered across the rest of the planet. "And that's not all! Kate Hanlon asked the right question and the Cullens found ten other major-sized industrial facilities scattered around the rest of the solar system. Venus, Asteroid Belt, a couple of Jupiter's moons and one around Pluto's orbit. We've assembled a 10-spirit team just to search out and list what we're finding. "No real clue yet why they were here or why they're no longer here. There's no real attempt at colonization we can see even if Selene City can hold millions of beings with ease." ------ KATHLEEN (Tuesday 7/18) Tuesday morning a bunch of us popped up to Oakland, CA for the oversight visit on Security Plus. With 3,000 staff, they made security equipment like cameras, monitors, alarm systems and the like. Bob and I took Mario and Sherry along as well as the Keavys -- as consultants. Liam and Maeve had originally developed the company and had sold it 20 years ago. Probably lots of changes since then. The book audit and probes hadn't turned up much; the usual few illegal immigrants, a few fringe benefits (cameras, etc., at the employees' homes) and a bit of sexual harassment (at least it felt that way on one side). We'd straighten it out. It had doubled in size (revenue) since the Keavys had sold it, so they had plenty to look over. Oh, yeh. The Probe Patrol had spotted some 30 people with Potential and had them on an enhancement list. Plenty to start an Oakland-area Clann! The company had passed through a couple owners since the Keavys, but the current CEO was more than happy to meet the founders. We left them to reminisce a bit (look at old pictures in the office -- Liam even popped open an ancient secret panel and pulled out one of his stashed Irish whiskey bottles). They probably wouldn't be feeling much pain by lunchtime. A couple hundred staff were in sales and marketing and spent a lot of their time in the field. Three hundred more were installation, maintenance and repair; they did lots of running around the country -- and the world. The majority, though, were right here in the factory. Lots of neat high-tech stuff, for sure. The alarm systems could be so sensitive they could detect a fly landing on a surface from the weight change; that system had a good-sized computer system behind it to filter out false alarms. Betcha one would go off a lot with the constant earthquake tremors in California. Probably 85% of the factory production was make-to-stock; they'd make the cameras, monitors, system parts, etc., and put them in the stock room as inventory. The sales department could spec out a system pretty much on the fly then the installers would pick up a bunch of parts, head to the site and install them. Piece of cake for the most part. Another 10% were special assemblies of existing parts, called assemble to order. These were almost as fast to fill and get out the door as the stock items. The last 5% were engineered to order. The R&D department (200 people) would design, prototype and test a requested concept, then turn it over to production. This could take a long time, especially if it was really esoteric, like an infrared light camera to operate at 75 degrees below zero. Hmm, sounds like a place I know of! The percentages were by number of orders, not order price. The engineer-to-order line brought in 20% of the revenue, the assemble-to-order got in 25%, and the inventory items pulled in the rest. Of course, they sold inventory direct to qualified buyers, too -- some of the items were on the restricted-foreign-sales list so they had to be pretty careful. The CEO and COO (Chief Operations Officer -- ran the manufacturing) were both full of Potential; they had tag nodes in and had some power being pumped in. We took them and several other department heads to lunch at the local eatery. They were all good people. The R&D department not only did the engineer-to-order but also ran straight research. The CEO told us, "We keep trying to make the equipment more sensitive, robust and smaller. If someone doesn't know an alarm is there, they tend to trip it. On the other hand, if you've got a couple good-sized cameras waving around, the bad guys will tend to go after an easier target. "Between having the obvious security and the no-seeum side, it covers probably 95% of the situations. Yes, probably someone could get through everything we've got in some way or another; our clients are quite aware they won't stop someone 100%, but they'll sure tend to keep the honest people honest." They'd supplied the system at Vail, so we'd had some first-hand experience. Grin. We recalled the cameras had been almost completely unobtrusive; the only way we'd known some of them had been there was because we could _see_ the monitor it was feeding and look for the line of sight from the other end. And that was only a mid-range system! After lunch, we split up. Liam went off to R&D, Maeve, Sherry and Mario went to the Finance Department, and Bob and I checked out several of the manufacturing processes. The SW company would probably be doing some very similar processes, so getting somewhat familiar with them sure wouldn't hurt. While they did have processes, over half had no documentation at all; everything was in the shop floor foreman's head. Hmm, not a good situation. The documented processes were several years old and didn't match what they were actually doing very well. We went back and talked with the COO about the situation. Seems everyone had simply "grown up" with manufacturing and had only a bit of training from some books they'd read. Well, it was better than nothing, but it needed to be addressed ASAP. Seemed like a job for Mr. Roy. Bob told the two, "We're going to have someone contact you about getting some training into the organization. While you're doing quite well now, you can probably improve your lead times a lot, optimize your raw material and finished goods inventories -- your accountants will love that -- and possibly get away from the daily order expediting going on." We told them about the required attendance at one of CE's seminars and gave them a couple seminar cards so they could register. We could tell they weren't the happiest campers in the world at having to do training (both get and give), but the CEO said, "Well, maybe we wouldn't have to work so hard later." They got the idea. We got the rest of the gang together and had another short meeting. Liam had really enjoyed looking at R&D; he had a few recommendations to write up. Neither Mario nor Sherry had found any major out-points in the IT or Finance systems, so those were fairly under control. Good. We packed up our stuff about 4:00 and popped back home. Another company doing well! Our F&Rs emphasized the need for training and process implementation. They'd probably need some consulting to get started while they were getting their own training. Well, if that was what was needed, we'd put enough pressure on to ensure it got done. The company had decent profit now, so it wasn't a matter of cash flow. All right! We sent our F&Rs then bopped around Selene City and several of the Earth-based facilities for most of the night. ------ BOB Wednesday, Kat, Mario, Sherry and I popped over to RRK to see how things were going. Amanda, Richard and Trevor were expecting us; Mario and Sherry really enjoyed meeting them. They were now fully ones of us and were working hard at finishing the last few steps of their teleportation checklist. Very nice! We sat and grinned at each other for a couple minutes before we got down to business. They knew we trusted them, and they trusted us. Trevor told us, "Charles Tanner and Nancy Samuelson started us up a Clann last Sunday! Of course we hopped on the band wagon. We're going over the, em, special customs tonight." Sherry laughed and said, "I assume you elected a young stud as Ceann. After all, he and his mate might have to keep up with a lot of things." Amanda grinned and told us, "Charles may not be young, but from what Nancy's told me, he can hold his own. I suggested he could delegate some of the duties to the Vice President." Mario asked, "And who's the VP?" Amanda and Richard pointed at Trevor, who rolled his eyes and groaned. "Joan was all for it. My ribs are still sore from when she elbowed me to vote, 'Yes'." I told him solemnly, "I feel your pain." Kat and Sherry Irished me right away. Kat eyed Trevor pointedly and remarked, "There's the cross-Clann cultural exchanges, too, remember." Sherry chimed in, "Ceann Mor probably should do some honoring, too." Amanda looked a bit puzzled. Kat told them, "We Irish know 'ceann' is literally the part of the body above the shoulders, the 'head.' The word, 'Mor' is kinda like a booster; Ceann Mor is 'THE Head.' Just like you'd say, 'THE Boss.' You know who that is, right?" Amanda eyeballed me really good and told us, "Yeh. Word gets around really quickly. Joan's already got the hots for you." Argh. Moan. Complain. Joan (and Amanda, too) were right fine bits of stuff on their own part. Anyway, we got down a little deeper into RRK. Richard told us, "We -- or I should say Charles and Nancy -- tagged about thirty of us here with Potential. What with the families often having Potential, too, we've got around 75 now either ones of us or getting enhanced. Not too bad a showing for the Chicago Irish." Not bad at all. Looked like Charles and Trevor would have their hands full. Hehehehe. Richard said, "We let a couple people go. A couple _inspections_ showed us they were dipping into the till. They had a couple reasonably-clever schemes but were so obvious about it we couldn't let it pass. We're about $50K shorter because of it. The police were very interested." Yeh, they were the same ones the Probe Patrol had spotted. While $50K wasn't lunch money, we'd decided it wasn't a major issue, and RRK could handle it on their own. With an initial ten Potentials, we'd figured they'd find it out fairly lively. Mario zipped his laptop over and showed them the map of the RRK, JRD and Kat/Evin holdings. "There's more of Kat's stuff being nailed down every day. We figure with any two holdings either next to each other or pretty close, they'd be more valuable working together." He pointed out the Las Vegas, Dallas and Albuquerque clusters. Kat said, "A minor update. Either Evin or I have property near Long Beach, Houston and Jacksonville. All three have some RRK property right close -- as near as we can tell -- and JRD Properties has a long-term lease on a plant in Long Beach. If we can work out a way of merging or cooperating among ourselves, we could do some serious damage." Yeh, we could. The RRK folk were aware of the Skunk Works, but hadn't really been brought up to speed on what they'd been doing recently. Mario remedied that quickly. Obviously he had an inside track with Maggie, because he showed them a remote _view_ of Selene City. It was up to -10 degrees and around 8 psi -- almost beach weather compared to what it had been before. The RRK folk caught on to the potentials right away. "If we can get the technology understood, we could produce stuff the world's probably not seen before -- at least this civilization. With manufacturing either at Selene City or on Earth, we could have several major distribution centers almost right away. A lot of the cost for a factory or warehouse facility is in locating the property then building. I know we've got a major factory site near Long Beach; they're moving out next month to larger quarters. Might be an opportunity." Richard asked, "Bob, are you looking at changing the RRK investment philosophy? I'd say it's obvious you're behind the safe havens and off-planet colonies plans. All of that will take bundles of bucks." I told him, "Yes and no. We'll discuss it more, but I'll probably want it to focus in on supporting those efforts. Not direct funding, necessarily, but using your expertise and leverage to get and keep things rolling. "While we're open to suggestions, we think selling something either few have seen before or and at significantly-reduced cost because of our manufacturing and raw material technologies is probably the fastest and best way to fund what we need." We went over several ways of leveraging RRK's expertise with some of the JRD companies' specialty areas. We decided to put RRK's real-estate expert together with our temp team and JRD's Global Manager to do some plotting and planning. With more of Kat and Evin's holdings getting nailed down every day, there was plenty of plotting they could do. Sherry pointed out the other facilities beyond Earth and the Moon. Amanda said, "Hell, once we get them back on line, it'll just be a case of getting them manned up. We'll need to do some heavy recruiting. Any particular reason to restrict our personnel to the United States?" Not as far as we were concerned. I told her, "Just from the people we've found around Cabo San Lucas, we could probably recruit a couple thousand in several days. They'd need training from the ground up, but with the study technology and Cullen Enterprises' policies, it might even be better that way -- less false data to root out." Sherry said, "Might start with JRD's Van Nuys Temps. While we haven't done the full audit and probe run yet, they should know how to find and hire people. Betcha they know other agencies around the U.S., Mexico, Canada and the rest of the world, too." Not a bad idea, even if it was Sherry who thought of it. I kept my mouth shut on that thought; her Irish was getting pretty good from being around Maggie. We had an hour's discussion on recruiting. Pending a good report on Van Nuys Temps, we decided recruiting and training should start right away. Just from talking with Ben about some of his clients, there were plenty of young, middle-aged and older folk who wouldn't mind getting out of the normal crap-all-over-you corporate environment. If we found someone who had some drive, we'd seriously consider hiring them and starting their training full-time. We weren't after degrees, we were after competency. Just from the way the older Guerreros had performed, we bet we could bring someone good up to a college-level or above educational level within a year. Cut out the psychology crap, "rounded-student" courses and get them right into the channel. As we found more technology and got the various facilities up to a livable environment, they could work and study at the same time. Besides, there were plenty of "over-qualified" people doing crap jobs. Toss in Fillmore Sales Relations with Van Nuys Temps and we could make some serious dents in our projected manpower requirements. Hell, Selene City alone would probably take a million or so people easily. Put several thousand at each primary facility, and we could easily build up to a couple million. Guess the trick would be finding people who not only had the ability to do the work but also could handle the Sci-Fi aspect of working on the Moon and in the solar system. On the other hand, we figured it'd be a lot better living and working environment than the Middle East where one could get run over by the latest jihad at any time. Then there were the planetary-based manufacturing/mining facilities or whatever they were. Once the SW guys had checked them all out, we'd take a look at the feasibility of opening up some of them. If they were on land we owned, that was a Real Good Thing. Otherwise, we might just be able to port them away to our land. The fact they were probably self-supporting made getting them in a chunk a lot more likely. The RRK folk (all the ones of us) gathered their families, and we ported us all over to a high-class pizzeria for dinner. Chicago pizza is good stuff! Charles and Nancy joined us and got into the spirit of things right away. Joan kept eyeballing us all evening; I could tell without even a gestalt she had some serious plans for us all. We got a little rowdy, but no big deal. With the language trick going full-bore, we sang(?) lots of Irish dirty ditties. People around us didn't know what we were saying, so that was part of the fun. We didn't talk much RRK business but stuck to family and friends. With 75 people and the expansion they were planning on, Clann Tanner, would probably start up some other Clanns around the area. After all, the Chicago area wasn't exactly population-challenged. Sherry whispered to Kat, Mario and me, _"Betcha they'll broadcast some fertility rites to fire up the natives. If we got 30-odd thousand just in the area Maggie leaked in, what would a concerted effort do around here? Besides, with Northwestern University right here, we could do a *lot* of recruiting."_ Yeh. Amanda and the rest agreed right away; Northwestern would be a great recruiting ground. Get ones of us enhanced, get the mundane recruiting going with the enhanced folk keeping an eye on things, and we'd have something rolling fairly lively. We partied until 10:00. Our oversight visit tomorrow wasn't until 10:00 so we had plenty of time in the morning -- unless Kat and Sherry came up with some ideas. About 10:45, Sherry came striding in our room claiming this month's first bi-monthly shagging was way overdue. Moan. Complain. Well, a Ceann's gotta do what a Ceann's gotta do! ------ KATHLEEN (Thursday 7/20) I didn't hear much noise from Bob's room during the night. Maybe it was because all of the noise I was making while Mario showed me his version of exploring a planetary body. Hehehehe. We were off to Clean Pools in Beverly Hills today. With 10 offices and 300 employees, they covered a lot of territory. The audit had been pretty clean, and the Probe Patrol had picked up only the usual illegal aliens, hanky-panky with the clients and some mild service borrowing for some of the staff's own pools. We decided it was a fringe benefit and would make sure it stayed fringe. Sherry came with us; Mario was off to the SW offices checking out network stuff. We popped into the Clean Pools office exactly on time -- no traffic to worry about, for sure. Good. The HR Director was one of us already; guess someone had been busy. She told us, "We've got at least another 9 or 10 just in the staff alone. From what I'm told, it'll probably end up higher after we work on some of the families." The main office had all the accounting and the main scheduling server. The other nine offices tapped into the main server for scheduling and supply ordering. It only took about a dozen people in the main office and a couple at each branch office to do the admin work; the rest of the staff were the pool technicians and the motor pool mechanics. They had in-house training for new technicians (two days) and an apprentice program for at least a week before they went on their own. The motor pool mechanics serviced the mini-vans the technicians used and did minor repairs. With some 50 vans, they had enough to do to keep from being totally bored. After a look around the main office -- it was in decent shape -- Bob, Sherry and I got a "tour guide" (one of us) to do some other-office visits. We each picked three offices and headed out. Alice was my guide. She'd been one of us for less than a week and had just finished her "basic training" last night. "The teleportation checklist is next. Now that sounds like fun." I told her, "It is. We're not gonna fight the traffic at all today. Just _link_ in with me a bit and steer us to the first visit." She knew exactly where it was so we popped out in a quiet doorway about 10 yards away. Yep, they were expecting us; they'd even cleaned the place up. We met the local staff -- one was being enhanced right then -- and did the tour of the three rooms and parking lot. With a good-sized storage shed for the equipment and supplies, it was actually a pretty good-sized place. We talked with several of the technicians who came in and out. They mainly came by in the morning, checked out the schedule, stocked up on supplies and headed out on their routes. Alice and I hitched a ride with one. She (no gender-discrimination) took us to four homes in Rancho Palos Verde (swanky neighborhood) and showed us what she did. Check out the water chemistry and adjust as needed; they carried a list of the pool capacity so didn't have to guess at it. Brush the pool, vacuum, then clean out the filter and straighten out the area. One place needed more diatomaceous earth in the filter, but that only took an additional ten minutes. Most of the visits took only a half hour at the most. She told us, "Some of the owners hit on us a bit; more 'testing the waters,' so to speak, than actually serious. In the five years I've been doing this, only one owner ended up in the pool when he got too persistent." Yeh, she'd taken a couple up on their offers. They hadn't lasted long, the owners in a lot of these places changed every couple years. All right! By the time we'd gotten the four done, it was after noon. Alice and I got lunch while the technician went to her last three pools. It often took them longer to travel between the sites than it did to do the work. That's Los Angeles for you. Alice and I hit the other two offices. They were much the same, clean and ready for inspection. Unless Bob and Sherry came up with something, I was ready to say, "Let it rip!" We got back to the main office about the same time as Bob and Sherry. They hadn't found anything to speak of, either. After a short discussion with the staff at the main office, we popped back home and wrote up our F&Rs. Leone and Mark had a quick _talk_ with us. Fillmore had come up with a reasonably priced promotional campaign. With JRD Media Repro, they were going to press several thousand CDs to send out to the radio stations, put a sampler of the songs on the Internet and promote to places like record (now mostly CD-only) stores and flea market sellers. They were really happy! I'd bet they'd be even happier after Fillmore landed them a couple gigs at weddings, bar mitzvahs and the like. Neither wanted to do clubs yet; besides, they weren't even legal to drink. Good on 'em! ------ BOB Aileen and Donal Brady showed up on our doorstep. Great! We knew exactly where to take them. Donal had been to a nice restaurant in Navan (near Dublin) several times. From the sound of it, they'd really enjoy Eire's Tavern! They did. Sean, the harem and the rest of the N&B crowd were there. They greeted us with (literally) open arms and got us at their tables. I'd almost forgotten how fun the place was. With all the chatter, slinky dresses and peek-a-boo bosoms, Donal and I kept pretty alert. We paid for our dinner -- Kat, Aileen, Donal and I did some song-and-dance routines right along with them. Of course, the Irishman's drunken hat staggered in and made the rounds! All righty, then! Back home, we rested up from our strenuous day and evening. We played lazy around the pool with Mario and Sherry and talked about how the Bradys were doing. Between full-time Probe Patrol during the day and working a lot as an enhancement team and with the Skunk Works, they sure weren't sitting around being bored. Donal had been a shop foreman for years in several industries so had a lot of hands-on experience. He told us, "By the time all these new operations philosophies like Just in Time and the like came out, I was long gone. I talked with Roy several times, and both Aileen and I are gonna do some studying and see how we can help out." Aileen said, "With all the 'alien' facilities we're finding, we might be able to help out a bit. We're sure not gonna go full time, but it might be interesting to spend some time in Selene City or on one of Jupiter's moons. We both have plenty of old memories of other places and times, but neither of us really appreciated them. Besides, we were pretty un-alert back then." They told us Selene City was up to 0 degrees and 10 psi now. Donal said, "In another week, if the atmosphere engineers and the medicos give it a clean bill of health, we'll be walking around in person." Sounded good to us. I was ready for a personal inspection myself. What good's a fancy title if you can't abuse it a little bit? In the honoring room, Aileen was fit, energetic and very interested in working me down to a pile of quivering flesh. She almost did! The younger women might be more athletic, but she really made up for it with experience. We spent some time touring Selene City. Not too long, though. Kat dragged Donal back several times and Aileen thumped my poke spot soundly at least six times. In the morning, we treated them to the buffet breakfast at the Rio in Las Vegas. Kat and I had survived. Barely. Chapter 12 KATHLEEN (Friday 7/21) Mid-morning on Friday, one of Papa Sonora's crew bopped in to upgrade our Jacuzzi. Out with the old pump! In with the new pump! She changed the control box and demonstrated the controls. The jets were mainly on the seat and on the back around the rim. We could control the back and seat jets independently with combinations of water pressure, pulsation rate and bubbles. Totally neat! We wanted to check it out right away, but put it on our schedule for later in the afternoon. In the meantime, Sherry and I could anticipate. Hehehehe. With so much going on recently, we gathered in the den to ensure we had everything straight and something hadn't dropped through a crack somewhere. Of course, Mario had a list. The JRD oversight visits were all scheduled; there were still over a dozen left to do. Bob and I had done our F&Rs for all the ones we'd visited; the Global Manager and Regional Managers had them and were doing follow-ups. We had follow-up from the last RRK visit about recruiting off-planet people. That went into the tickler file for next week. We made a list of points to discuss about both the recruiting and the training, like where to do the training, housing (if any) for the trainees and whether or not to have it off in an isolated area so they wouldn't be disturbed. Everyone's Clann enhancement teams were running full out. Henry had made up several hundred confidential checksheets. He'd told us the people were really good about checking stuff out and in. "With a serial number on each one, we can actually do a pattern search and locate any specific one in a couple seconds. Makes it pretty easy. If someone forgets to check one back in, I can threaten them with the wrath of Valerie, Cynthia or Maggie Sullivan. I haven't had to call on them yet." Probably by now we had well over 1,500 ones of us with several more around the country (world?) coming out every day. Ceann Mor made a note to discuss a complete member list with the Clanns Council. Sherry cautioned us, "Not too much admin! Each Clann should be able to keep up pretty well by itself. If not, it's one sign the Clann's getting too large. Besides, the more lists we have to keep up, the higher the security risk." Mario said, "We haven't had an attack or incursion into any of our systems that we're aware of. Probably the safest one is the Exchange server below JRD where we keep the email. The confidential materials network's there, too. Since we keep it isolated from everything else almost all the time, it's probably the safest stuff we've got." I pointed out, "If we can get a handle on the alien computers and can make our own, we might end up with a system the rest of the world won't even be able to locate, much less crack into. They probably communicate entirely different from our stuff. Didn't George mention a wireless connection?" Mario said, "Yes, he did. I'm making a guess that it's going to be completely different from our wireless. I'd guess it has tremendous range, encryption we haven't even thought of and is faster than our current fiber networks. Probably has boosters, relays and such scattered around in orbit somewhere. I haven't seen any wiring running from Selene City to the other sites on the Moon; they probably have something similar or are in the same network. We computer nerds have lots of research to do." Yeh. As if the rest of us had nothing to do, either. Mario had to take off to JRD. He was spending half his time on the JRD stuff training his current assistant and the other half with the Skunk Works ensuring they had what they needed. Even with that, I suspected Sherry got enough time for cuddling and loving. Grin. The three of us ran down pretty much everything else we could think of. About the only thing we could think of that wasn't an active project was a Los Angeles area Waystation. There was community interest, but we'd have to make a quick _talk_ with Clann Cullen since they were the main drivers so far. We didn't try to keep up with the Skunk Works projects; they weren't under our control, and we didn't want them to be. Interference is one thing they didn't need, either. In the late afternoon, Janine and Todd appeared on our doorstep. Great! Someone to help us test out the Jacuzzi! We all knew them, but really hadn't had a chance to be sociable. We kicked Todd and Bob out to do guy stuff and dragged Janine off to the Jacuzzi. Janine was delightful. Besides having a yummy body (nice puffy nipples!), she was really personable. Leaving the water jets off, we eased into the water, relaxed and talked. She and Todd were going all-out in a relationship. She told us, "We really fit together well, especially after we were enhanced. We've got a really great QQV even knowing we're still minors and are in school. Of course, Mom knows Clann Reynolds really well and Todd's folks definitely know about it. In fact, they're getting enhanced now." She and Todd were really interested in the alien technologies. Not just the engineering stuff but the languages, culture, history and where all that lead. She said, "If there's one alien race, there might well be more. Where are they, what are the cultures and what are their intentions? There might well be lots of information about others on the computers. That's what we want to get into." Sounded great to us. Now for the test. We got ourselves positioned properly, set the jets for mid-range and pushed the button. Yowsah! We levitated *all* the way out! Those jets were strong! We got out of "harm's way" and turned them all the way up. Jaysus! The seat jets were under 18 inches of water and still arced up three feet above the surface. I'd say they were strong enough for now. We turned them almost all the way down and checked them out. Yum! Nipples popped up (Janine's were a good inch high), skin flushed and bodies had a real good time! Good thing we had the sound shield up. Janine and Sherry matched moan for moan while I shrieked a lot. Bob and Todd _peeked_ in. After observing for a couple seconds, Todd asked, _"Bob, does this mean we're off the hook for servicing their seemingly-insatiable libidos?"_ He got a three-way, "NO!" Nothing is gonna let them off the hook. Yeh, we were pretty well relaxed after a half hour. Maybe it would last us until the evening. Sherry took off to harass Mario and the four of us had dinner in Montreal (Quebec) on the Avenue du Port. French? No problem. Good stuff with seafood and prime rib. Some luscious French dessert something like ice cream topped it all off. We found a couple nice places for shopping (nice for Janine and me at least) and the guys suffered along. Janine was up on the holograms so we were able to get lots of nasty ideas from several swim-wear and lingerie shops. Hehehehe. ------ BOB Todd was up to speed on pretty much everything. He'd sure lost his introversion over the last several months, because he and Janine were really active in the Clann. In the honoring room, Janine was a ball of fire! She had completely yummy puffies which went way into my mouth. She liked light biting on them, so I did my best to oblige her wishes. Later, she asked, "Is it okay if I get together with Kathleen for a bit, too? I've never been with another girl, and I'm really curious." I told her, "Not an issue at all. She's been eyeballing you all day herself." We ended up the night with Todd, Kat and I giving her a Soo Laid for a solid hour. Guess she learned a little bit about girls -- she sure seemed to enjoy Kat's red down! We ended up blasting ourselves into the Asteroid Belt. Since we were there, we nosed around and found several small alien facilities almost completely masked by the background metal. We took a close look at one. Todd said, _"Looks like a mining facility to me."_ Yeh. Just a small living facility attached. Maybe they just attached the entire thing to an asteroid or something and let it run on automatic? The power station was a small thermionic converter (not in operation); probably plenty for a small-scale operation. Janine inspected the living space. _"Looks like two beings max. Two bunks and everything else small. Maybe just enough to hold them long enough to do some maintenance."_ We nosed around the area a little more. Bearing in mind several hundred thousand years had gone by, we couldn't see any particular reason for the small cluster of facilities to be there. Maybe just a "rich" area back then? Ow! Janine had smacked my poke spot real good -- someone must have told her about it. She told me, _"More. No automatic for us."_ More she got. What the hell, we didn't have to get up early. After a long breakfast in Ensenada, we packed them off to do some more enhancements. We spent Saturday doing around-the-house stuff like laundry, soaking in the Jacuzzi (Kat and Sherry *really* liked it) and some lazy swimming. We did put in several hours on studying Sean's detail manuals, though. Things were fitting together really good by now; we could understand how one department or area affected others and how the principles in The Book filtered right down into process and procedure development. Early Sunday evening, Pat and Val popped onto our doorstep. Will I live through the night? The shoe was on the other foot this time; Val kept eyeing me and licking her lips. I wasn't able to drag out dinner too long; both Kat and Val saw to that. Anyway, we got back home and talked for a while. PVC was in the middle of pretty much everything. They were doing a lot of tutoring for Alejandro and Linda, ensuring they learned about the culture and upgrading their sexual education. Of course, that required lots of "hands on" training, right? Among the three of them, they'd already enhanced and trained over a hundred people. Val said, "Unless they've already got a Clann affiliation which put in the tag, we train and release. Of course, we note on the list where they hang out most of the time, so any local Clann could pick them up if they wish. On the other hand, we sometimes get a batch from the same area, like Duarte, so we encourage them to contact the Clann implementation team to form their own. "Works out just fine. We've added 30 new ones to Clann Reynolds; probably why we've got so many onlookers at the meetings." That would be a reason. On the other hand, maybe they just came to admire all the beautiful female bodies? I got a nice purr from Val and Kat for that comment. Val wrung me out completely; I could barely move after three hours. Fortunately, she wore herself out too -- at least for a while. Pat and Kat were at a resting point, so we bopped off to the desert to check out the facility in the sediment flats. We came in high, and Pat said, _"There's one hell of a heat bloom over the thermionic converter. We'd better bleed it off better or we might end up with some nosy visitors. From a surveillance satellite, it would really stand out."_ Fuck. Most of us just popped right into the middle of things and didn't look around from a distance. Major oops! Well, they did have the converter up and operational; the heat bloom was right over top of it. Pat "mentioned" it to one of the engineers who promptly went into overdrive. He gathered the rest of the engineers around, and in fifteen seconds they had the waste heat being pumped someplace that could use it. Like Pluto. Yeh, the heat bloom started fading immediately. I told the engineers, _"Be prepared for visitors. If you need to, pull the plug and port the entire thing outta here. The last thing we need right now is the Army or whomever finding one of these. Of course, I don't have to tell you to watch out for the heat and pressure containment."_ The engineer told us the reactor had heated up the entire interior space and building to about 85 degrees. We checked, and the reactor for Selene City was the same; apparently, the electronics liked it that way so did it automatically. Since this facility was on the planet, it didn't have to deal with the extreme temperature ranges Selene City did. The engineer's opinion was the power plant just wasn't as heavily insulated as the Moon's. No big deal. Since this facility was in the high desert, it frequently got cool at night, so an unshielded 85-degree hot spot would stick out pretty good. With satellite image analysts looking for changes in conditions over time, a new bloom some 40 meters across in the middle of the desert might attract some interest. The engineers had shielded against the incoming heat from the sun but not the outgoing during the night. Oh, well. Well, I spread the word out rapidly. In fact, I recommended (from my high horse) that every facility we found be completely shielded from thermal, sound and every other form of detection we could think of. It should look like "nothing here." Actually, it should look like the surrounding material, not a nothing. I recommended we do it for every facility, whether or not we were working on it. We didn't need some amateur geologist to discover one of them. I thought it was a miracle someone hadn't found one of them before, even if most of them were pretty well buried. Dayum! Val knew about the poke spot, too. Well, it was time for my revenge. The three of us ganged up on her for a two-hour Soo Laid which had her begging for mercy! Yeh, right. No mercy! She did survive, though. ------ KATHLEEN (Monday 7/24) We had a quick _talk_ with Mercy about the security issues with the various facilities. She told us, _"Yes, that's an 'oops' all right. Okay. We've probably got at least a couple security-trained people who might be interested in forming a team. I know your Frank Duane and Thelma Harris have military and police backgrounds. I'll start with them for a recommendation."_ Bob and I figured she'd give it a decently high priority, so we put it on our To Do List to check on later. The Clann Meeting was good. There were lots of bodies in the Reynolds' dining room and even more spirits _looking_ on. I got first crack at the floor; Rank Has Its Privileges. I went over Bob getting elected to head the Clanns Council and explained the "Ceann Mor" concept. I told them, "I'm sure it won't really go to his head. If it does, we've got at least 50 women more than willing to show him the error of his ways -- plus a set of very-sharp Margaret Sullivan teeth." Maggie played the innocent, and we got a few chuckles. Bob spoke a bit about security, mainly the personnel security. He mentioned, "Witch hunts still happen." Evin told us of the handling if one of us (or more) were the target of a pickup or attempted kidnapping. Basically, if they were hostile (a foreign government or big, bad corporation), do anything needed to prevent it. For a "friendly" government agency, prevent physical harm, keep our mouths shut and scream for our parents and/or lawyer. The last-ditch was to port our butts outta there with lots of accompanying obfuscation. Pat Derman reported they had several skilled Krav Maga spirits on the enhancement line. Should be interesting to see what they come up with for training. The engineers at the desert facility we'd visited yesterday had been planning on firing up the fusion reactor in the next several days. Depending on what Mercy's team recommended, they might wait a bit longer. The Venus facility was hot! Since it was parked right on the surface, the outside temperature was around 750 to 800 degrees Fahrenheit. While the inside was only around 250 degrees (*good* insulation), it was up around 200 psi. Not a shirtsleeve environment, especially since there appeared to be lots of carbon dioxide. The engineers were cooling it off with Kate-_touches_. They had the opposite problem from that in Selene City. Someone tossed George through the air to skid on the table; he hammed it up a lot and told us, "Seems someone wants me to say something." He got Silvia Connor up with him and went over what they'd found on the Colorado outpost's computer. It had lots of goodies they could use right away. Tutorials, references, language instruction, the works! There was apparently tons of data storage available (a terabyte is a lot, so I'd imagine a million terabytes is quite a bit more). Big grin. They'd found what appeared to be observation logs. From their limited understanding, the place was mainly an observation outpost; they were observing "the wildlife." He told us, "It immediately opens a whole area of investigation. They didn't seem to be raising or tending anything, just observing. Were they caretakers? Zookeepers? Seemed to be only one kind of 'wildlife' they were really interested in. All the log entries just say, 'As expected.' Whatever that means." With some 500 observation outposts scattered around Earth as well as lots of larger facilities (each facility had quite a few "personal" computers similar to the outpost's), they were going to resurrect as many as they could. With lots of language lessons and other tutorials, he and Silvia figured using those systems would be the most expedient way for us to learn. He ended up noting, "And you adults thought you were done with school! Ha!" He got some various threats on how sorry he'd be when some of the women got done with him. Right. As sorry as Val had been last night. Anyway, from other reports, there were lots of spirits getting enhanced (even as we were talking), more Clanns being formed and lots of studying going on everywhere. Lookin' good! After the meeting, Bob and I popped back home. Mario and Sherry took off for some Skunk Works stuff, so Bob and I had to find our own entertainment. Our Babies Within were doing wonderfully! At an ancient 37 days old, they were solidly attached and growing as Oscar and Karen expected. Just to make sure, we gave them several good drenchings with Bob's special baby-grow juice. All in their best interest, of course! I wanted to do some exploring for our own Clann Reynolds' safe haven. Bob was fine with that, but cautioned me, "We've got most of this stuff delegated so we don't have to do it ourselves. We've gotta be careful we don't micro-manage. I was doing a bit of that myself at the desert plant the other day, but it was somewhat of an emergency situation." Yeh. I'd cautioned him about non-interference earlier, so turn-about was fair play. Anyway, it wouldn't stop us from looking around. So, we bopped around the high-desert area towards Las Vegas. We wanted something east of the major fault lines so we'd have some protection in case California decided to slide into the sea. The Mojave National Preserve looked interesting. Just west of the Nevada state line, there were tons of mountains, very few roads and was dry as a bone. Shouldn't have any danger of flooding. The good part was there were lots of decent-sized mountains and rocks. We could go completely underground and the mountain above would shield us from sight and absorb sound and heat from overhead surveillance. We'd have to build from scratch and probably have to import water. Then again, we could "drill" for water as deep as we wished or simply port it in as needed. If we could duplicate a thermionic converter, it would handle our power requirements. Roads and access? We don't need no stinkin' roads! It was an idea to pass along. [DHS = Department of Homeland Security] Around 3:00, Frank got hold of us. _"Bob, I've run into a couple DHS and military probe results. There was a really pronounced heat bloom Sunday morning over the facility in the desert between Los Angeles and Las Vegas. There's been some activity on the military and DHS channels; they're going to check it out tomorrow._ _"Mercy got together a little group of security and military trained people to start up some security. One of the probes told us the Air Force is going to do a camera run over the area tomorrow morning, and there's a DHS team running a chopper into the area if it looks interesting. We may have to bail out of there in a hurry."_ Bob told him, _"Yeh. I don't know if our holograms and shields would stand up under intense visual scrutiny or ground radar. Can you make some withdrawal plans? We'd probably want to port the entire facility out of there so there's nothing left for them to find -- if they get that far."_ Frank told us, _"We've made up a preliminary plan. The engineers are shutting down the thermionic converter as we speak. None of us has tried to port a live Sun chunk; one tiny mistake, and we could end up with a really good-sized hole in the ground and lots of attention."_ Bob told him, _"Good. I don't know what would happen if you just ported the Sun chunk back into the Sun and let the rest of the containment just collapse. Anyway, do what you need to do. Trying to think like a military or DHS mind is a bit out of my area of expertise._ _"Kat and I just made a pass over the Mojave National Preserve; one could probably dump fifty facilities like it back in the mountains with a hologram cover and no one would notice it for a long time. You might even dig out underneath a mountain and store everything there. There'd be nothing to attract attention."_ Shit. We needed the DHS and military on our backs like we needed another jihad in the world. We _peeked_ at the engineers working on the thermionic reactor. They were going down a graphical checksheet similar to the one we used to start up the converter in Selene City. We figured with Frank and his crew around, they'd yell for help if they needed it. ------ BOB (Tuesday 7/25) Frank had volunteered Henry to work with the security team. Not much of a surprise; our Warrior-Heart had quite a knack for that sort of stuff. Just after dawn, he told us, _"We had a medium-altitude flyover. The pilot had instructions to make several passes exactly over the bloom area. A couple probes told us they plan on another run early this afternoon to catch any different shadows."_ The Air Force would look at the photos in the afternoon and pass on results. There was a squad of Marines and geology specialists scheduled to check out the area on the ground early Wednesday morning before the sun got too hot. Guess we were gonna have some visitors. ------ Anyway, we had a visit to JRD Media Repro in North Hollywood. The 75 staff duplicated CDs, DVDs, audio cassettes and video cassettes. The cassettes were getting fewer as time went on; not much call for them anymore. Quite a nice place, in decent shape. The President was almost one of us, and there was another as the floor manager. There were two clean rooms where they made the CD/DVD masters and four clean rooms where they made the production disks. The cassettes and videos were made in another area; there were a lot of machines running tape in parallel with almost everything being run by computer. The operators just ensured the cassettes loaded and unloaded properly. Nothing to it, to hear them talk. The clean rooms pumping out the masters didn't seem busy, but pretty much everything was hidden inside the equipment. A production line could pump out 500 to 900 disks an hour, which wasn't bad at all. We had a good-sized storage room to store the masters and the stamps (they had names like Father, Mother, sons and the like. Maybe the Holy Ghost was in there, too.). It was completely climate-controlled and was pretty dayum secure. It took an hour or so to create and validate a master. Once that was done and the stamp made, the process started in the production line. Al (the President) told us, "We like the longer runs of a couple thousand. Once the setup's done, the line just runs. It takes several minutes to switch to another stamp, so it's down time." Well, we knew Fillmore used this place; maybe a Leone and Mark hit CD was getting run right then! We took Al and several others to lunch and talked more shop. Most of the operation was planning and priorities; everyone wanting a production run wanted it done right now! They purchased the plastic cases from an outside vendor and had the printing for the liners done outside. Al's Operations Officer told us, "We only have a mismatch between the case and the disk maybe once every six months. If they don't need a liner, it speeds up the process considerably." Sounded good to us. The Probe Patrol hadn't found any hanky-panky, it was running smoothly and the books were in good shape. It was a smooth, "bring 'em in and move 'em out" operation without any Hollywood politics or power plays. Leave that to others. We passed out Sean cards. Al and the rest didn't mind taking a weekend in Seattle -- at company expense of course. I grinned at them and said, "Enjoy. Take the family, mistress, boy friend or whomever along and make a weekend of it. Not too much partying, though; you're still responsible for broken furniture!" ------ The Air Force did its afternoon flyover right on schedule. Henry (who'd been volunteered to be our liaison with the security team) told us, _"The engineers and the team did real well, I think. We put about 60 feet of the sediment back on top and the shield is holding it up. Of course it'll look different on the surface. If they come look, they'll have fun -- and we'll have fun watching."_ ------ Brenda Quinn told me, _"The lawyer coalition set up a non-profit organization for the Clanns Council. Several thousand dollars of funding magically appeared from somewhere._ _"Anyway, you guys get together and do the formal elections so we can wrap up the paperwork. We centered it in Chicago, since it's pretty much in the middle of everything."_ Speaking of Mario, JRD had "fired" him to go full-time with the Skunk Works -- the final corporation shenanigans weren't quite complete yet. His assistant got promoted to JRD Corporate IT Manager, Carmel McLennan was Global IT Manager, and everyone was happy. Carmel had the authority and funding to send out inspectors to check out each JRD company's IT area as needed. She got saddled with checking out backups, disaster recovery, record retention (legal and otherwise) and a host of other stuff. Apparently she didn't mind. She was training half a dozen people to hit the road and kick butt -- don't bother to take names. Kat and Evin's temp team was about halfway through the pile of stuff. Yeh, they'd checked out the other storage areas. Tons of art, more furniture and other valuable goodies. Kat and Evin had told them, "Inventory it, get it appraised and we'll see what we've got. Most of it seems to be resting easy, so just ensure there's clear title. No hurry." We had them give the real estate and financial accounts a bit more priority. Especially with the real estate, we had some plans for some not-too-distant future growth. Some of the RRK people were working with them on matching up nearby property. They got along really well; a couple of them were already pairing up. What's a couple thousand miles to a courting couple? Especially ones who could port anywhere in the world (and beyond if desired) for a quick lunch date. ------ KATHLEEN Toro told us the Air Force had done its spook analysis and had decided the place did merit a closer look. He told us, _"The DHS is getting together with some geologists, a squad of Marines is coming in from Twentynine Palms as a training exercise, plus a bunch of Army types from Ft. Irwin. They'll be on site tomorrow. We're gonna get everything outta there tonight."_ ------ (Wednesday 7/26) Well, lots of the gang were hanging around in the morning waiting for the circus to start. Some of the young-uns were darting around pretending to sell goodies. _"Get your programs here! Get your programs Here! Can't tell the Christians from the lions without your programs! Get your programs here!"_ The DHS chopper made its appearance right on schedule. It circled around the area several times taking pictures then settled down off to one side. Of course we had probes and _inspections_ running all the time. The disturbed area was in a triangle with the bloom area over where the thermionic converter had been. The triangular area between it and the actual facility had been completely uncovered before but now was topped off. Henry told us, _"Everything artificial is outta there. We dug out a chunk of mountain and ported everything in. A bit messy in spots; several miles of assorted piping is a bit difficult to make nice and neat."_ There was a void in the triangle about 20 meters below the surface and it was pretty empty for the next 75 meters down until it hit bedrock where the equipment had rested. There were sediment/mud "pillars" here and there which were helping hold the surface up. Henry told us, _"There's a couple hundred pounds of cold volcanic gas mixed with swamp gas -- methane -- helping hold it up. From our sources, pretty much any geologist would say it was a volcanic vent leak from years ago and some of the methane must have escaped and flared. Right now, it's in equilibrium. Puncture it, though, and it'll deflate. Hehehehe."_ Some people have a nasty sense of humor. The place was at least 20 miles from the nearest real road. There were some dune-buggy tracks here and there, but it would be a tough drive in. The Marines didn't drive; they came in a dozen choppers (with equipment) and surrounded the area as if it were going to heave up and try to conquer the U.S. Henry told us, _"Frank's saying it's gonna be one hell of a cluster fuck before long."_ The geologists unloaded a bunch of equipment from the DHS chopper and the Marines unloaded a shit-pot full from theirs. There were a couple Hummers, some trailers and lots of camping gear. Looked like they were gonna stay a while. The geologists loaded a lot of gear in the back of one of the Hummers and took off around the triangle. They stopped every hundred meters or so to set up a sensor station and to take gas readings. Yep, they were getting some indications of the methane; in fact, they could smell it a little. We all kicked back and enjoyed the show. The Marines and Army folk were a lot smarter than the geologists. They set up sun shelters, a couple mobile kitchens, toilets and lots of water dispensers. The DHS guys wandered around looking for some terrorist to emerge from the ground. Until proven otherwise, they were convinced this was a test site for some devious plot. The geologists had the sensors set up in about an hour; at 2 klicks to the farthest point, they used a lot of sensors. Henry told us, _"They're gonna fire up the ground radar, echo sounders and that sorta stuff to see what's underneath."_ Yeh. They gathered under a sun shade (getting smarter), did a lot of magic with some equipment and peered into some computer screens. Yep. There was a hollow underneath. There was a bit of an argument among them. Some wanted to get a core sample over the bloom area while others wanted to wait to see if the methane traces died down. Guess the "core" guys won, because they went right out to the middle of the bloom and set up a small drilling rig. At least they had the sense to run hydraulic lines from a diesel-driven pump situated a good 50 meters off the bloom. They lowered the drill and let it rip. Henry said, _"This is where it should get interesting. There's only about 5 meters of *very* loose sediment right where they're drilling. Should get exciting in a little bit."_ They broke through in about fifteen minutes and pulled the drill back up. When it was a couple feet from the surface, the pressure below just blew the entire rig up in the air several feet. We had a nice geyser of nasty-smelling gas blowing dry, loose sediment a good 20 meters in the air. The geologists showed arseholes and elbows while they hauled their butts outta there! Everyone became very alert. The majority of the military were well on the other side of the disturbed ground (smart) while most of the DHS guys had gathered right next to the bloom area. Of course they and the geologists were immediately covered with dust and dirt. They hopped in a Hummer and boogied! The Marines and Army guys looked quite amused for a while. That is, until the ground over the triangle started sinking slowly. The pressure being relieved had lessoned the support underneath so it was collapsing. The security team and engineers wouldn't play any tricks, would they? Grin. Every chopper immediately fired up its engines -- just in case. The drivers pulled the Hummers back another 50 meters while the rest of the military guys under the sunshades just laughed -- politely. Right. Over the next hour, the ground collapsed and sunk a good 75 meters -- right down to the bedrock. They now had a triangular sink hole in the middle of the desert. Big fuckin' deal, right? Well, we now had a spare thermionic reactor, fusion reactor and a mining facility (or whatever) while the DHS had a dead end and the geologists were planning on how to write their next paper for publication. Maggie said, "They're already arguing whose name gets to be on top. A couple think they'll get their PhD out of this and the rest think it'll guarantee tenure. Fuck. Glad I'm out of *that* racket." The fun was over. We left a few tags in some of the military folk and put their names on the enhancement list. The geologists and DHS folk had several conferences with the Marine and Army officers, yakked on their cell phones a while, then took off in the DHS chopper. The DHS had decided it was too hot to search the sinkhole for terrorists (it was only around 95 degrees -- wusses!) and the geologists were going back to get some funding and more equipment. The Marines and Army packed up pretty as you please and were outta there within the next hour. *They* weren't planning on coming back, although a couple of the Army guys were wondering when they'd be assigned to dig up sand from somewhere else to fill the sinkhole. Not a joke, either. ------ BOB We ducked that one because of decent intelligence and quick, intelligent work. Frank would probably have the Probe Patrol watch things at the DHS, etc., for a while to see if anything else about it came up. I wasn't gonna jog his elbow. What the heck. We stopped by the Colorado outpost (now completely shielded for radar, heat emissions, radio, etc.) to see how the gang was doing there. George and Silvia must have taken advantage of the excitement elsewhere to jack things up. The whiteboard showed, "Level 3 Training Mode." They'd made copious notes on running the various training modes, getting into the tutorials and what they'd learned on getting access to the various programs. Not a tutorial in itself, just enough to guide one of us newbies to the right place to begin learning on our own. Silvia told us, "Since it's you guys, I'll tell you a bit of what we've learned. The technical language is called 'Sperk.' Nice and hard-sounding, like the structure. The emotional, conversational language is "Phane." It's a lot softer. "They called themselves the Cels. Not quite sure where the names came from, but so far that's what we came up with. As soon as George gets off his lazy kid ass and brings some of the other systems up, we'll probably release them to you guys for training. Of course, the Skunk Works guys will probably try to pull rank, but that's between you and Mercy." Okay. RHIP but not yet. Let them run with it for a while. We had a talk with Sean about the Waystation. They and the N&Bs were right in the middle of some real estate transactions so hadn't pursued it much beyond the surveys. Sean told us, _"We're anticipating finding a new person with experience in the area to head up the project. We're in the throes of expanding ourselves and don't really want to take on something this size. We're more than willing to contribute some time, but we can't run the show."_ Maggie brought up the fact we didn't appear to have a group-wide search for specific talents. True. We guessed among all the network and computer experts we had, they could figure out a way of submitting a query to everyone without having to keep and synchronize a list of members for each Clann in one place. Now that Mario was full-time with the Skunk Works, maybe he could come up with something decent. We had the secure server and network below JRD where we were keeping a lot of the Southern California data; could that be expanded or integrated with other places? Perhaps similar regional data centers across the world (eventually)? Dunno what he would think, but it sounded interesting to me. Simple enough, send him an email! ------ Pat and Cynthia showed up on our doorstep. Argh. Betcha Val had done a lot of training with Cynthia; I might not survive this round. Poor Pat was fated to endure another night with Kathleen. Maybe she'd take pity on him, but I really doubted she would. Even at just over a month along, we could tell the hormones were really running in her body. We'd decided lots of drenching from lots of different sources would really toughen up the Babies Within and make them grow faster. Yep. That's right. That's what we decided. After all, don't the Ceann and Ceann-Mate have a tap to the mystical river of all knowledge? Grin. The social secretaries had made reservations for us at the SkyCity restaurant atop the Space Needle in Seattle (Washington). There's usually a long wait to ride the elevators up, but we managed to bypass it. We checked in; we had a half-hour wait so we went up to the observation deck. Really, really nice. We saw the mountains, the bay and lots of islands and watched the boats putter around. That's relaxing. Dinner was decent. With the restaurant revolving around, we saw the mountains again along with a view of Seattle. We put up our garble shield and yakked away. PVC was going at it hard. While they tutored Alejandro and Linda quite a bit, it wasn't so time-consuming now. Alejandro and Linda had a good grounding in English, the North American (Burbank) culture and could now do a tremendous amount of studying on their own. It didn't preclude them from having lots of fun. Everyone took their turn on the Probe Patrol. With the number of new people getting slotted in for a shift, they were taking their turn maybe once a week now. That left plenty of time for other projects such as enhancing new folk. Cynthia told us, "We've sicced Alejandro and Linda on a few English as a Second Language folk and they've done right well. The Clann Fuerte has their own trainers down in Cabo, so no one's hurting. "With Ramon and Elisa coming up a couple times a week, they're still accountable to them; I'd say we're stricter than their parents." Megan, Dan and Art were still running around with each other and having fun. The six of them were actively seeking out new people for both the middle school Brain Trust and for the next year's Freshmen class at Mickey C. They'd scoped out most of the elementary school class for next year, including the new seventh-graders. They'd found half a dozen so far and with some younger siblings, were forming the basis for a Brain Trust in the elementary school, too. Good on em! In the honoring room, Cynthia wanted it slow and sweet -- she got exactly that with a few twists thrown in. She'd definitely been keeping up her growth rate; the Sorcerer's Grip fit perfectly on her wonderful set of perfectly placed breasts. She knew (and applied) stuff which dayum near wore me out. Not just technique, she was warm and loving to go along with it. We surfed several small waves (along with Pat and Kat) then everyone ganged up on Cynthia for a two-hour Soo Laid. Our final tsunami blew us out around Jupiter, so we took the opportunity to check out a couple of the facilities there. Yep. They were cold, all right. Kat and I figured we'd wait until they got them warmed up a bit before we asked for a personal oversight visit! Speaking of temperature, we found Selene City up to 60 degrees and around 15 psi. One of the atmosphere engineers told us, _"We've been sanitizing the place with ozone baths the last couple days. That should get any nasty critters. We haven't found anything at all, but the cold could have preserved most anything."_ They'd found ionic particle precipitators in the air shafts and had fired them up. They'd had to clean some fan blades and air filters, but the place was pretty particulate-free. The oxygen level and the rest of the gases were acceptable even to the most cynical of them. The engineer said, _"We'll do a final check tomorrow. It should be up to 70 by then. If it's a go, we might permit in-person visits to get used to the gravity."_ They hadn't turned on much of anything except the ventilation and lights. They were waiting on a better understanding of the technical language (Sperk) before they started messing around with much of anything. George's team had identified some 200,000 computers the same size, etc., as the one at the Colorado outpost. They figured they were the equivalent of the standard "personal" computer like we might use at home -- except for being quite a few orders of magnitude more powerful. Yeh, there were several other *big* computer systems. They weren't touching them for a while yet. It's gonna be fun; from George's description, just a couple of the "personal" computers together probably had more computing power than the United States. So, what would having the big systems on line give us? ------ The geologists were back at the sinkhole in the desert. They'd run ladders down, but had the guts to put their main encampment right on the bottom. We spotted a few tag nodes in them and figured they had a couple guardian angels keeping an eye on them. The sinkholes appeared stable (Henry said they weren't planning any more fun), but it was still nature in the wild out there. About that time, Cynthia pounded me in the ribs and demanded we go back home. She said, _"It's time for some monkey sex! I'll bet a dinner you give up before I do!"_ We called it a draw after another couple hours. She was still a growing girl, and though she had decent endurance, I'd had a lot more practice and was a bit older. ------ (Thursday 7/27) In the morning, we zipped over to Oakland for breakfast along the Bay. We found a decent little hole in the wall right at the end of 7th Street where we could watch the traffic on the Bay Bridge. Busy place, the Bay Area! We shipped Pat and Cynthia off after breakfast; they had a mid-morning training session scheduled. Yeh, we'd all survived. We'd slacked off a day so we could enjoy the fun in the desert. Time to get back to work! We didn't have an oversight visit scheduled until next Thursday, so we had almost a week off. We buckled down and studied the Sean detail manuals for several hours. We were well over half-way through, as was Sherry. Mario was running a bit behind, but since we had him busting his butt over at the Skunk Works, we forgave him. Dan Jonston showed up on our doorstep at 4:00. Kat hugged him and said, "So glad you're here!" She pointed behind me and told me, "She's your date for the night." It was Sherry in full knock-em-dead dress. She whispered, _"I've gotta get my second shagging somehow, right?"_ Right. Moan. Complain. Kat got changed for dinner, and we took off to Miami for Cuban. We got right in and got settled. Dan was working his butt off (according to him, at least). What with doing enhancements, helping out with Alejandro and Linda and helping keep Megan's libido somewhat satisfied, he didn't have a lot of time for his history hobby. He told us, "Doesn't matter a lot. I'm not so much into historical people as historical sites. Now, I can go to a historical site and _dig_ in to see what there is to see. Rome, for example, still has a bunch of buried places they haven't even discovered yet. "Of course, I'm not above putting an idea or two in some archaeologists' heads, so they're making some interesting discoveries. I follow along and pick their brains as they're finding and looking at things so I get all the benefit with almost none of the work. "Recently, I've been going around to some of the outposts and facilities on Earth and _looking_ around outside and underneath the original ground level. So far, I've found quite a bit of junk -- probably actual junk -- that they didn't recycle. Then again, we don't really know if or how they recycle. Yet." He was on the Skunk Works search and mark team for Celian installations and artifacts. The team had found another hundred small mining(?) stations in the Asteroid Belt like Janine, Todd, Kat and I had. Our tip to them gave them plenty to look at. He said, "It's a lot more discriminating to trace things down when they're nestled up against a metallic asteroid. The asteroid has the annoying tendency to mask the artificial alloys. Add to that the various metals they used for the stations vary a lot, almost as if they made them on site without a really strict quality control." Anyway, he was doing great, was having a lot of fun, and was really eager to help contribute to the Clanns' survival. We made the rounds to various places while Dan pointed out some interesting things he'd found. At least he and I thought the drain and waste disposal layout were interesting! If Kat and Sherry were a little bored, they didn't show it; they just _chatted_ away. In the honoring room (she deserved it), Sherry was more interested in snuggles and snogs rather than a lot of shagging. That was fine, she'd have plenty more chances to get a *really* good shagging! We chuckled every once in a while during the night when we heard Dan moan, groan and complain. Kat must have ignored most of it, because she got to shrieking and screaming and didn't let up for a good hour. Yeh, the Babies Within got several good drenchings. Breakfast was in Cancun. While Dan had nosed around the city as a spirit, he'd never been there physically. After he stuffed himself really good, he finally perked up a bit. He told us, "I'm definitely coming back here for dinner sometime!" He had a full day scheduled, so we let him take off while we three lazed around for another half hour. Back home, we hit the books again. Poor Mario was getting left behind. Then again, we weren't down in the trenches like he was. Still, he was managing to get in at least an hour a day. We nosed around JRD and did a quick port to Akron to check out what was happening (and to steal some of Nana's cookies). Clann Flannigan was doing great. They had about 40 people by now and had sprouted three additional Clanns in the Akron area. Great growth! Seanathair and Nana were doing great themselves. They looked a good thirty years younger and told us they felt 30 again. Nana eyed me and said, "There's other parts which feel young again, too." Kat and Sherry laughed and told her, "Guess we'll have to work you in!" They were spending a lot of their time doing enhancement training. Seanathair told us, "We're taking it easy. Between the training and trying to keep up with Nora's, em, urges, I have all I can handle." Nana smacked him a few times and said, "Don't stop misbehaving!" Sherry took off in the mid-afternoon to track down Mario and either help or hinder him. His choice! Kat and I got back home about 3:30. Art Wilson was our honoree that evening. He was lookin' good and acted as if he were another ten years older. Well, we treated him like it. Kat told me, "You'll have to do without a date tonight. Watch a movie, play some solitaire or whatever. Art and I are gonna go out and paint the planet red!" They left me all alone to contemplate whatever. Good enough; I lazed in the Jacuzzi, took a little swim, raided the refrigerator (plenty of stuff there) and played around with the house shield to change the outside house color to fade to completely different paint and trim over several days. Let the neighbors figure it out! I slept alone for the first time in months. It was actually kind of fun, even if the screams and shrieks from the honoring room woke up my body a couple times. Not all of them were Kat's, either! Chapter 13 KATHLEEN (Saturday 7/29) Not a lot happening right then and there, though there was a ton of stuff coming down the line Real Soon Now. We expected the Skunk Works to open up Selene City within the next week unless they found something really unusual. Most everything else was in progress. There was plenty of enhancing and training going on; we couldn't make even a WAG at how many ones of us were out and about now. Bob and I hit the books for a couple hours; we only had one more detail manual to go! Mario was a bit behind but was still making good progress. About 11:30, Mario and Sherry popped back in from whatever adventure they'd been on. Good excuse for a party! We (Bob) fired up the grill for some surf and turf and I heated up the Jacuzzi. Sherry and I gotta ensure the water-jet pump hadn't crapped out on us! We ate, soaked in the 'cuzzi and talked a lot. Most of it was about options the Clanns had in dealing with the new technologies and the Earth people. Dayum, there were some interesting issues! We hashed over a lot of them in the next several hours and decided the issues should go to the Clanns Council for discussion. The option they chose would decide our course of action for years to come. ------ Sunday was a bit more of the same, except Bob and I mainly flitted around and _talked_ with various people about different projects. Ana and the Drs. Gold (plus Mary and Sam) were working directly with several other Skunk Works people on the medical aspects of Selene City. Their major concern was microbes, spores and other biological hazards which may have been preserved in the cold. Ana told us, _"Even after a couple hundred thousand years, there could still be active agents. They could be Celian or imported from Earth by commuters. Just like some of our current diseases like measles, we might or might not have immunity to them. We've been disinfecting with heavy ozone doses which should help immensely, but we're still gonna keep a really close eye on things for a long time."_ They were testing atmosphere samples every day in all the areas. Quite a few of the research lab animals were spending time up there; apparently they got used to the lower gravity in a couple hours. So far, they were all hale and hearty. Well, we'll let them worry about it. As far as we could tell, they were taking whatever precautions were needed. George and his computer cronies had worked up a checklist on bringing up the Celian personal computers. Once we had the all-clear to go into Selene City, they wanted to bring up as many of the 200,000 systems as possible so the rest of us could start training. They'd recruited several hundred other computer folk from the newer ones of us who were more than willing to go do the actual work. For some reason, they were quite excited about an entirely new computer system in a remote exotic location. Grin. I could barely wait myself. Madeleine and Dermot MacKenna appeared on our doorstep in the early afternoon. Gonna be an interesting night, especially since I might learn about the fabulously-rumored "Dermot Special." Hehehehe. We immediately headed for the Jacuzzi; it was getting to be a favorite getting-acquainted place. Yum! Madeline looked completely delicious. Dermot had a cleas of an Irish leprechaun with a pointy curled beard and long hair -- red, of course. Pop on a green shirt and a flat hat and he'd be perfect. [cleas: Irish. Trick. Here, used as holograms and other trick-the-senses techniques. Used as both singular and plural.] He wasn't at all hesitant to check me out, either. He grinned at me, licked his lips and said, "Hopefully you'll survive." Devil! Yeh, he knew what I was thinking and grew a couple short horns. Madeline was going full bore as JRD Global Sales Manager. She'd recruited three Regional Sales Mangers to work with her and the Regional (Operations) Managers. With the Probe Patrol and audit team running through a company per week, they had plenty to do. She told us, "Once a company's been vetted, we don't have to check out anyone. We just go in, investigate the current policies, processes, procedures, commissions and the like and start getting them in alignment with The Book and the specific industry." Some of the salespeople were a bit resistive to change. Madeleine was willing to work with them a bit, but still took a pretty tough line on getting in policy. Most of them saw the light right away; after all, with optimum customer service (help desk, warranty work and the like), they had even more sales tools at their disposal. While we could look at the JRD stats any time we wished, hearing what was behind them made a difference. So far, she'd gone into eleven companies right behind our oversight visits. Half had already shown significant improvement -- more than 5% above their average -- and the rest were implementing the policies and processes. She told us, "Fillmore Sales Relations has shown the most improvement. They're already up 50%. I've got a sneaking suspicion they're using the same policies and processes with their clients. It works very well, so they get more business -- and larger accounts." ------ BOB Made sense to me. Apply to your clients what works for you -- novel idea, right? We hopped out of the Jacuzzi before we got completely waterlogged. Dermot showed no shyness in displaying his interest in the two gloriously-nekkid ladies waving their fannies in front of us. I didn't mind them waving either, so I saluted them graciously. Hehehehe. We suited up and took off to Kansas City for dinner. They must be in competition with Dallas, because there was a steakhouse at least every block. No problem, some long-suffering social secretary had already made us reservations. Kinda fancy. The other diners were definitely not so interested in their own dinners they weren't watching these two lovelies. Dermot was in full Little Person mode -- with his red hair, top-of-the-line manners and a deep voice, he looked every inch (48 of them) a gentleman. Me, I just tagged along and basked in their beauty and wonderful smell. The ladies had only a couple "wardrobe malfunctions" during dinner so we weren't asked to leave. I think some of the departing customers had passed the word because by the time we were ready to leave, there wasn't an empty chair for several tables deep around us. I knew they weren't looking at me. With our garble-shield up, we could talk about anything and everything. Dermot was working his young butt off. He was working on the history for Eileen's clothes and jewelry, working with an enhancement team and was one of George's computer nerds. He told us, "George can teach a hell of a lot in a couple months. Having 24/7 available doesn't hurt either." He and Madeleine had gone together on every visit to the various companies' sales departments. Besides the probes, gestalts and _inspections_, he could wander innocently around and ask questions which suddenly penetrated right down to an issue, problem or a Successful Action. Innocent? Looks are deceiving. Kat tactfully asked about Riona, Alyssa and the O'Banain men. Madeleine told us, "They're all doing wonderfully well. The four of them used to be a bit shy, but they've blossomed out into outgoing, wonderful adults. They take turns staying at each other's places." Dermot noted, "Of course, Mom has to check in with them every so often to ensure they're not abusing each other. Must take a lot of corrective actions, 'cause it seems to take all night." Madeleine flushed and said, "Someone's gotta learn 'em right." We cackled gleefully away. She and Dermot had slipped into the Donovan household like feet into one's favorite slippers. Not a bit of friction. Dermot tattled again when he told us, "The housekeeper has to dust her bedcovers. I think she's used it twice since we've been there. Hehehehe." Mad said hotly, "And you don't seem to spend much time in yours, either, young man!" Dermot grinned. "Yeh. I keep getting invited on campouts." After we settled down from laughing, I asked how Siobhan and Evan were doing. We hadn't actually been "social" with them for quite a while. Madeleine told us, "Great! For some reason, she doesn't mind four men admiring her all at once. Then again, none of us do." Dermot said, "And every once in a while, the girls kick us all out so they can have a ladies' night. Good thing we have good air circulation in the place, or they'd suffocate." Kat looked interested. Bet she'd get an invitation soon to one of those nights. The ladies had a final set of wardrobe malfunctions as they were leaving. Maybe that was why a good dozen forks ended up on the floor and several beverage glasses spilled. Dermot and I were walking behind them and didn't see what happened so were "stuck" with admiring the two gently swaying derrieres. Ah, well. In the honoring room, Madeleine was unmerciful. Two Journeys didn't phase her in the least. I did quit a bit of bird watching; you know, looking for the red-headed, double-breasted bed thrasher. Around a half hour after we started, Kat started shrieking and screaming. Dayum, she didn't let up for an hour straight. Madeleine grinned and told me, "Betcha she's finding out about the Dermot Special. It's, em, invigorating." I didn't ask. Whatever it was, I probably couldn't do it. We ended up on a four-way Journey on some sweet waves of delight. A nice tsunami blind-sided us and swept us out to Mars. Nice. Okay, you could call Mars red. The Mars rovers were still going strong. We resisted the temptation to mock up some Martian bodies in front of the cameras and contented ourselves with dusting off their solar panels and tightening up a couple loose connections. JPL will be very happy. There was actually plenty of water (as ice) around the poles. I suppose it could be melted and spread out. Since Mars' gravity was so low, it couldn't hold an atmosphere well, so someone would have to do some serious research on how to keep it if we decided to terraform it. Something to toss into the idea arena. Being close to Earth was both a blessing and a hazard. We did a quick sweep for Celian installations and found a couple. They were similar to the outposts but were airtight with their own atmosphere generators. Had they been observing the wildlife there, too? About then, Madeleine nailed my poke spot really good. Apparently Dermot was doing something unspeakable to Kat's body, because she moaned and groaned, too. Ah, well. Live fast, love hard, die very old and leave a beautiful memory, right? ------ KATHLEEN (Monday 7/31) Yeh, the Dermot Special was everything the rumors had said -- and more. Try it fore and aft at the same time! Mars would take a lot of work to be habitable outside. Put it on the "maybe" list. Betcha we could find more hospitable places where our bodies could actually live outdoors. We had breakfast in New York City in an Irish restaurant called Gilligan's. Somehow, we four fit right in. Grin. It was really good food and good company, too. We immediately put it on our favorites list. Now, how about lunch and dinner? Dermot and Bob had survived the night. I wasn't sure if Madeleine and I had until after breakfast. A bit wobbly in the legs, we were! Well, they had to take off for work. To the delight of the other restaurant patrons, they vanished in a cloud of leprechaun smoke! Bob carefully explained, "They've gotta go polish the pots o gold at the end of the rainbows." One (somewhat sober) man said, "I'd rather find her at the end of a rainbow than a pot o gold!" He got a lot of agreement. I told them, "Who knows? She's single and is only 437 years old. Might make a good match." With a straight face, too. Bob was proud of me. Clann Meeting time again. Dayum, didn't we just have one of these? Bob got first dibs on the floor. He told us, "We're expanding all right. We don't even have a decent guess at how many ones of us we have now, much less how many are tagged or how many are already in the enhancement process. I guess we'd better shut everything down until we get an accurate count, right?" He got roundly booed, as expected. Margaret gnashed her teeth and _Irished_ him really good! Bob just grinned and shrugged it off. He said, "It doesn't matter. It's not *your* problem at all, and there's no need to follow it real closely. As long as you train the new folk in the proper security processes and procedures and log them in as they're trained, we're safe. That's all that really matters for this. "Go for it! I know we've got either ones of us or tagged people in the United States, Mexico, Canada, almost every country in Europe and lots in Asia. Let us in the Clanns Council concern ourselves with the statistics -- you folks just go full out for expansion. "Train 'em properly, get 'em hooked up with a Clann or help them start a Clann and ensure their particular talents or specialties are in the appropriate database. We'll organize behind you." He introduced five Krav Maga specialists from various parts of the world. Two men and three women, they knew what exactly what they were getting into. Phillip, the group leader, went over what they'd developed in cooperation with a Skunk Works team. No, they didn't have a mechanical record and playback, but each specialist had several hundred special nodes for us to contact. The node connected to specific memory sets with almost every perception available. With the checksheet, one of us could learn every kata, exercise and Krav Maga routine by duplicating the perceptions such as muscle movement, kinetics, joint and body position and force exerted. Yeh, one could probably get a perfect duplication that way. In the experiments they'd run, 80% of the students got a full pass the first time they came in for a proficiency examination. Not shabby at all. He recommended the men _link_ with one of the men and the women with the women. "Male and female skeletal structures are different. Most of us have at least played around with switching bodies and have found that out almost right away. As the body goes through puberty to maturity, the differences become more pronounced. If this all works as we think, once one of you learn it thoroughly, you too can pass it on through a _link_." He told us as we learned the routines, we'd have to learn when and how to apply them. The object in any confrontation was to make the opponent change their minds. Use just enough force the correct way to do so. Just our willingness to use force would often be enough to make it happen. "We can tell almost immediately what their intentions are. If they're really out to do you in, we've got a myriad of ways to defeat them. While the Skunk Works hasn't even started experimented with causing immediate organism death, I'm betting it wouldn't take much. "Perhaps all it would take is a reverse firewall like we use to push out a spirit who's taken over our body. Only in this case, we push out *all* life. Might take a shake or so, but that's probably fast enough." Beyond all the self-defense reasons was the fact that our bodies needed exercise to stay healthy. The katas and routines would help that a lot, since they tended to use almost all the body's muscles at one time or another. Hmm. Here I'd thought a Journey a day kept the doctor away! Hehehehe. Guess I knew what Bob and I would be doing several mornings a week. ------ BOB (Tuesday 8/1) Yesterday, I'd asked for a full Clanns Council meeting to go over the direction we wanted to go. Right at midnight, we met (virtually) in the RRK offices in Chicago. Yow, well over 200 spirits from 75-some Clanns around the world. Granted, most were in the United States, but still. First I asked if anyone wanted to be Ceann Mor. Seemed no one did, so I was stuck with it. So, I went over some basics, _"Thank you for the vote of confidence. Some of you have been free for maybe a couple days, others of us have been around for almost eight months now. Not a long time for a group to come together, find out what's happening with the individuals and make deep plans for the future._ _"But what we decide now will set our course for quite a while to come. We've talked before -- at least some of us -- on how we should handle the technologies from Selene City as we discover them. Plus, how do we handle the technologies we've found dealing with the spirit?_ _"We've pretty much determined we should have some safe havens here on Earth plus several to many to thousands of Human colonies off-planet. I don't think that's changed much. Let's talk about how to deal with the business and other interactions with the rest of Earth while we gather the economic, material and personnel resources to carry this off. I see several ways of doing this."_ I laid them out much as we'd discussed at home on Sunday. First, obfuscation of the manufacturing and delivery similar to the way Cullen Enterprises picked up and delivered the seminar manuals. We'd stay clandestine in our operations as we were doing now and hide the connections between the companies and us. Second: Mock up "little green men and women" as extraterrestrials looking for trade -- what would we trade for? Last: Straight-out announcement and use of the technologies (via the manufacturing companies) including the use of (probably) off-world manufacturing and delivery by teleportation. We'd come out of the closet and announce our existence as free spirits and disclose everything. As I'd expected, there was plenty of discussion. What it came down to was we couldn't really trust Man as a group to do what we'd consider rational. Put a bunch of crabs in a bucket, and they won't just crawl out. If one tries, the others pull him back. Man as we knew it would immediately attempt to attack and destroy something too different, especially if they were stronger or more able. Politicians and preachers would joyfully froth at the mouth as they denounced us as the cause of all Man's troubles. Mrs. Grundy would shriek in agony over our customs. Everyone would try to destroy us. As a group, Man had a dayum poor history. Consensus was to stay clandestine and use smoke and mirrors in our dealings. Yes, we needed lots of cash to help build our safe havens and colonies; we could simply take what we needed or steal the technology, but that was unethical for us. Make lots, no, tons of money legally, ethically and entirely unrelated to the Clanns. The Clanns would merely be innocuous organizations of like-minded people. Once we had off-world colonies established and pretty much thriving, they'd be our back-door escape routes. That could take years, of course. Like Clann Cullen, we'd need to have the contingencies worked out already. Perhaps then we would dare to expose ourselves, but don't count on it. Even all the good works we could do in the meantime wouldn't outweigh Man's apparent insanity against something new and apparently so threatening. So, the decision was made. To keep the lawyers happy, we had an election for the rest of the Clanns Council officers. I got elected President -- no last-minute reprieve. The VP was from Halifax, the Secretary from Dallas and the Treasurer from Chicago. No committees yet. Grin. The Secretary got charged with writing up the election minute and coordinating with the lawyers for any bank account and other legal stuff. Should take only a couple minutes of his spare time. I brought up the organizing of our rapidly-expanding numbers and said much the same as I had Monday night about letting the expansion run as fast as needed and we'd organize behind it. We dragged Mario in to go over a possible setup for exchanging information, especially being able to locate specific talents or specialties across the world. His idea was to use the United States' currently-defined major metropolitan areas -- over 700 of them. Other countries probably had the same type of economic or geographic divisions. Each area would have a central clearing house for all its Clanns. Each Clann would keep as much or as little information in-house as they wished. Similar to the underground secure network we were using at JRD, the areas would gather the information and make it available on a continental and world-wide basis. With remote operations, all we really needed to have is a chromium-steel security network across the public Internet. Mario pointed out, "The Celian computer and networking technology might make all this completely moot. From the little we've seen, just one of the 'personal' computers we've worked with could handle everything. While we're looking into all that, we'll still need to work on the structure and organization." Yeh. If we took the average we'd run into in the Burbank area of about 10% with Potential, we'd have something like just under 2 million ones of us just in the Los Angeles - Long Beach - Riverside metro area. Now, toss in our recently-found success in enhancing spirits with almost no Potential, and that number could double, triple or more. No matter how many, even we ended up with 50% of the population, we were betting the other 50% would still attempt to destroy us if they found out -- even if it meant destroying the Earth in the process. Cynical? Just because we're not paranoid doesn't mean it's an unhealthy attitude in calculating the downside. Maybe, once we've got the escape routes, we'd give it a shot. However, that was in the future. ------ (Wednesday 8/2) Yeh, I routed out everyone early. Mario and Sherry, too. If we'd had a pet, I'd have woken it up! Time to start the exercises. Kat and I had still been running several times a week so we weren't in bad condition. These exercises were a bit different but were still similar to the stretching and warm-up routines we'd been doing. Mario and Sherry pretended to moan and groan a lot, but worked with a will. I reminded Sherry, "If you keep on doing this, someday you might be able to keep up with me during your bi-monthly shagging." She groaned again and tried to hit me. She fell over first. We finished in a half hour. The specialists had told us to ease into it, not kill ourselves all at once. Mario and the girls immediately fell into the Jacuzzi to ease out the aches. Sherry moaned and groaned. I think Kat was faking the aches and pains; she probably just wanted to sit on one of the water jets while I fixed breakfast! Miracles do happen; there was plenty of breakfast supplies so I made a small breakfast for us. After all, they'd told us to be careful of over-eating after the exercises. After breakfast, Mario took off to SW while the rest of us hit the books. We were all well into the last detail manual, so another day or so should finish us up. The three of us zipped up to Chicago to meet with RRK. More meetings; seems that's all an administrator does. Well, The Book said a manager's hat was mainly coordinating activities along the Admin Scale, not giving orders. We found Amanda, Richard and Trevor in the conference room and joined in. In the last two weeks, they'd all finished up their teleportation checksheets and were having fun with the hologram technical bulletin. Clann Tanner was going full out on recruiting and training. They'd found an additional 30 Potentials right around the area and had enhanced them all. Almost all were from Northwestern University. Richard told us, "That's where we looked first. We figured since it was going to be our first line for recruiting the manufacturing company managers and so on, we might as well start there." There were three other newly-established Clanns spreading outwards from them with another five in the establishment process. Good; lots of growth. I went over the expansion policy -- let it rip. Trevor noted, "That'll work great. Way too many of the companies we've investigated for investments put all the 'corrective action' first before they even started into an area. No flexibility and no on-site judgment. We stayed out of them and, sure enough, they started going under." We had a three-hour discussion of the Clanns Council decision on our operating basis. They spotted the reasoning right away and agreed with it. Amanda said, "Northwestern's pretty liberal overall and the graduates are pretty flexible. On the other hand, the Chicago area's full of different ethnics and there's continual hassling going on between them. Not just gang warfare and things like that, often there's outright rioting. "Individually, there's usually few issues except among the most bigoted. Toss a couple of them together and there's always fireworks; doesn't seem to matter if it's ethnics, religion or sports." Yeh. Well, it was lunchtime. Kat suggested Gilligan's in NYC, and they were agreeable to try something new. We put on our leprechaun cleas (Sherry as a Spanish leprechaun? Why not?) and ported to a convenient doorway down the block. We recognized a couple patrons from our last breakfast, and most of the staff recognized Kat and me. They applauded our apparel; Kat announced, "These are some kinfolk from the Outback of Chicago. Sorry, all the ladies are attached." We set up our garble shield, ordered and chattered away. Mainly we discussed ways and means to set up clandestine manufacturing and distribution facilities. Clandestine in this case meant there would be extremely hard-to-trace legal links back to any of the Clanns. We might not be able to avoid some, since we planned on using a lot of Clann people in them. Trevor suggested, "We've got our cleas on now. With very little effort, everyone in any of the business who's one of us can look completely different. Betcha our clever Clann lawyers and, em, other resources could come up with some very stable identities which would pass a lot of scrutiny." Yep, definitely something to look into. Sherry suggested, "Clann Reynolds is the only one I'm aware of that's running a Probe Patrol. Is there any reason to limit that? If the area Clanns got together and ran their own, they should be able to keep a real close eye on things." Why not? The Chicago metro area had about 10 million people. That should yield well over a million ones of us. We had a brief chat with Ana about it. She told us, _"No reason in the world why there can't be multiples. Maybe each metro area could combine on one or even narrow it down to several Clanns. Ramontheeye has been getting fifteen or twenty requests a day which is a gradual rise over the last couple months._ _"If those requests could be handled locally, it would actually give better results since the prober would be more familiar with the area. All I know about Chicago is that the wind blows._ _"The private requests like we're doing for JRD could be handled the same way. Paid or unpaid, it's up to the area. If we're gonna be doing more security checking for potential threats, the more probers we have, the better off we all are._ _"The hat's pretty straightforward. We've got the technical bulletins and checksheets already set up; I'd just need to take an hour or so to write up what I do as the organizer."_ I told her to go ahead and write up her hat. I didn't think the Clanns Council would have any objections; in fact, there was a long queue of new spirits wanting to get trained and get some experience in probes and dossiers. Handled that. Amanda said they'd take it up with Charles who by now was the unofficial area Ceann. Worked for us. ------ KATHLEEN Lunch was great. We're definitely gonna check out the dinner menu. After we were done, we departed in flash of smoke and mirrors. Of course the patrons enjoyed it; it was a free magic show, after all. Back at RRK, we went over the recruiting and training program. Amanda told us, "Van Nuys Temps is really good. We've even got a couple relationships firing up." Now how could that happen? Grin. With the obfuscation objective firmly in mind, we did another hour on different issues. RRK was funding the entire project; the lawyers and accountants were hiding or obfuscating it however they could. They'd been aggressively recruiting locally, with a lot from Northwestern. Trevor said, "We got a list of the June graduates and went through it. Most already had positions, but a good 25% either didn't have offers or were taking the summer off. There's been some good pickings." RRK was working through a couple dozen employment agencies and had established their own with a dozen local ones of us. Its main work was sorting out resumes, doing interviews and deciding on who would work out. Amanda said, "Interestingly enough, by the time an applicant gets to the interview part, a good 50% are willing to relocate. The way we word it, they can visit their home towns frequently at company expense -- zero -- as often as they like, so they wouldn't be breaking any ties. "We flat-out ask if they'd be willing to work off-planet. With the Space Station and other initiatives in the news a lot, we simply say we're doing long-term recruiting for private companies. We get about half of the 50% willing to do it." They really could pick and choose whomever they wanted. We didn't mind at all if someone was "over-qualified" for most positions that were open in the mundane sector; that was a figment of HR's imagination anyway. When an applicant had been filtered down to the interview level, one or more of the staff would port to their home and do the interview there. Non-Disclosure Agreements made the offer more interesting. The staff doing the interview had full authorization to hire them on the spot. If both sides were in agreement (the money was rarely an issue), the applicant was in. Richard said, "Pretty much the first thing we do after the hiring paperwork is to drop-ship them The Book. Studying that is their first task; usually we have several applicants get together for mutual checkouts which also results in them getting to know each other." They'd hired 75 so far; over half had Potential and were getting enhanced by their local Clann. Once the new person had finished The Book, they got another interview to map out their interests fully and devise a study course. Once we actually got anything operational (several months from now?), they could relocate as needed. With the proper study course (soon to include Sperk and Phane), they'd fit right into the Organizing Board. Ambitious, true. Necessary, true. We'd need lots of competent people. The real bigots would get filtered out before or in the interviews (the staff did a full probe and dossier beforehand) so we'd get the best ones possible. ------ All right! We were done for now, so we booted Sherry out to go harass Mario or whatever she wished. Bob and I took off to Akron to visit Mick and Nora. The social secretaries had plans for them! They were lookin' really good! Mick had been casting Irishman eyes on me every time we were around each other, so I ensured he got a good feel of my arse when we hugged. I lightly pushed a couple stiff nipples into his chest and got an immediate response from Down Under. I thought our plans would work out just fine. Nora took a couple of minutes to recover from Bob's hug. He hadn't spared the tongue or the Wand up against her. I'd say she was willing. Yeh, we talked shop for a while. Clann Flanagan was going great guns, too. They were up to almost 60 full Clann members with more being enhanced every day. There were an additional ten potential Clanns throughout the Akron area with more being planned up towards and including Cleveland. Excellent growth! Their metro area had about 3 million people so they had a reasonable base to draw on. Mick and Nora were doing a lot of enhancements, helping out with the Reynolds' genealogy and being helpful where they could in the Clann. The Skunk Works had already been out recruiting them for positions in the manufacturing operations; with their background in construction, they'd probably be well suited for several positions. Being lazy, this time we did a virtual tour around the area. There was enough growth and construction going on so the Akron-Cleveland area was still a viable area in which to live and work. Their particular neighborhood was in excellent shape. With their example of keeping their home very well maintained and up to date, the rest of the neighborhood seemed to follow suit. Nora said, "There's only an occasional new home construction going on. Most are renos and there's a couple major renos going on almost all the time." Good. I knew they were happy with the environment and with their Clann activities. They sure didn't have to sit around being bored. So, back to Gilligan's for dinner! Gotta check it out, right? Mick and Bob mocked up being old, frail leprechauns while Nora and I were young and beautiful -- of course. As we went in, we ensured the staff knew we were "really" the guests from before. We got great service, had great food and had a grand time. Bob and I put on a short dance show; why not? With the in-house "orchestra" of several violins and bagpipe (yes, that's right), we got some good Irish dance music. Bob and Mick slobbered over us like the standard dirty old Irishman. The local dirty old Irishmen liked it and sucked down the booze. Oh, yeh. They loved the Irishman's drunken hat routine. The manager was willing to buy us our dinner for the entertainment. No, we insisted on paying; we didn't want to start some expectations. If we entertained, that was fine. Just don't expect it. I wouldn't say Mick and Nora were plastered by the time we left (more smoke and mirrors!), but they sure weren't feeling any pain! We took them back to our place in California to bask in the Jacuzzi. Poor Nora (hah!) got the full dose of the new water jets. She was so out of it she just sat there for a couple seconds with her body shield cut in before she levitated her (quite cute) arse outta there. Mick had the good sense not to laugh, so he survived. I cut the jets back down to "tolerable" and let the warm water cook some of the booze out of them. At least I tried; they both fell asleep while we _chatted_ outside and _showed_ them around. They _pulled_ their bodies out and laid them on the appropriate beds to recover a bit before some more festivities. Does booze make an Irishman horny or are they always that way? When Mick woke up, I found out what an old-fashioned Reynolds-style Irish shagging was like. Several times. From the sounds coming from Bob's room, Nora wasn't wasting any time, either. Bob had his own version of an Irish shagging! ------ (Thurs 8/3) One good thing about honoring a lot of different people was we could go back to some favorite restaurants, and they'd think it was new. Grin. Gilligan's was *really* on our list as a favorite, but we wouldn't wear it out. The social secretaries' secretaries (Sarah Stapley and Julio Ortiz) had the main task of finding interesting places to visit and to eat. For every winner, they got $50. They spent a lot of time on the Internet! They'd get the to-be-honored from Sherry and me and recommend a place -- then make any reservations. We went back to Dallas to sample their breakfast steak and eggs. Yow! A sixteen-ounce T-bone and three eggs (each) went a long ways towards bringing Nora and me back to life. Mick and Bob just grinned at each other and scarfed theirs down. After a 10-minute stroll to help settle things down, Mick and Nora took off (no smoke this time, just mirrors). Bob and I zipped back to California for our oversight visit. ------ BOB Van Nuys Temps had a permanent staff of around 100 and had 700 temps in various positions around Southern California. Of course the office was in Van Nuys. We knew they were working pretty closely with RRK (some were *really* close!) and had several ones of us on staff. We took Mario and Sherry along; Mario was happy at a change of pace for a bit. Almost as we expected, the President and the COO were recent ones of us. Good, it cut out a lot of bullshit. We got right at it. The probe reports showed quite a few illegals among the temps, some expected time card, em, enhancements and things like that. We just showed the report (highly confidential of course) to them and they said they'd have it all handled one way or another within a week. Good enough. The company found and placed temps in pretty much any specialty from office workers to computer programmers to executives (Rent-a-CFO!). They cross-linked with The Clean Place, Clean Pools and other JRD companies so they weren't stepping on each other's toes. The books, facilities and customers appeared to be in excellent shape, so we didn't concern ourselves at all about them. We just got right into the long-term Clanns Council purpose and how they fit in. They'd already gotten a briefing from their Ceann about the method we'd decided on using, so it wasn't a surprise. Since they were an employment agency, they had contacts with other similar enterprises across the U.S., Canada, Mexico and several in Europe and Asia. Now *those* are some communication lines! While the RRK agency was working on the top-tier recruiting, they were after the middle and lower tier. They were looking for supervisors, machine operators, truckers, packers, shippers, office administrators, admin assistants, office personnel and the rest of the posts needed to make an operation run. Any upper-level people they ran across, they immediately routed to RRK. They had quite a few applicants who would ordinarily be classed as "over-qualified" they passed on. They had branch offices all around Los Angeles County and were already slated to open up some in Ventura County (west of Los Angeles). They'd scarfed up several applicants already for their own use. Part of their application process now included willingness to relocate, get training, and some subtle questions about "remote" locations. They'd found a couple dozen already who'd survived all those hurdles. They'd been place in the "usual" temp positions and were flagged to be activated in the training program when the facilities were ready -- namely the computers. The languages would at first be passed off as cultural adjustment for some remote locations. Since the language training would be on the company's dime, most of the qualified applicants had already expressed their willingness to get acquainted with another language or so. Yeh, we could see already we'd be doing a lot of coordination among various places. Speed up the facilities activations (which ones?), increase the hiring, decrease the mid-level recruiting and other things to get things meshing reasonably well. At least we had some bucks to cushion things. If we had a couple hundred people take a paid leave of absence for a couple months while we were getting locations ready, it was no big deal. We took several of the staff (ones of us) to lunch at Erie's Tavern in Pasadena. Julio and Sarah had hit a good one; none had been there before. John and Patrick had trained the managers well. The service was excellent, the food was excellent and we all had a great time. The manager wasn't able to talk Kat and me into doing a dance routine, but the Irishman's drunken hat did make a guest appearance. Apparently, there's a different public for the lunch crowd than for the dinner crowd, because they acted as if they'd never seen it before. Fun. Okay, back to work in Van Nuys. We did a final hour's wrap up on coordination planning, passed out the Sean seminar cards then took off back home. We "let" Mario go back to work while we explored the currents in the pool for a half hour. The back of the house had turned orange over the past couple days. How did that happen? I protested my innocence, but Sherry and Kat beat me anyway. ------ Mama and Papa Sonora appeared on our doorstep! Yes! They'll be wonderful to honor. We took off on a pre-dinner tour of the various sites of current interest. The geologists in the sinkhole were drilling cores (quite cautiously this time) and having a good old time. Mama (Maria) and Papa (Manuel) had been to the circus with the rest of us. Bellana had "sold" ten "programs" and was now figuring out what to provide. A list of names? Other "services?" Well, she and her buyers were in active negotiation. Grin. Mama and Papa were quite content to go by those names. Mama said, "There's thousands of Marias and Manuels but only *one* Mama and Papa Sonora!" The Colorado outpost hadn't been abandoned by a long shot. The white board said, "Level 5 -- Mid-Range User." Sounded good to me. One of the Skunk Works engineers was so engrossed in a Sperk lesson we could have ported the entire place to the Antarctic, and he wouldn't have noticed until his eyelids froze open. Heh. Guess we do have some competition for equipment. Dinner was in Vancouver. The social secretaries had found a nice restaurant on Moberly Road overlooking False Creek and the Cambie Bridge. Good food, good view and good company. Their renovation and repair business was going strong, just like they were. With Bellana so active in the enhancement team and Lucia working with the audit team, they were working the business by themselves. They didn't mind. Mama said, "The girls love what they're doing, they're supporting themselves, paying some rent and keeping their rooms and noses clean. What more can we ask?" They and Reynolds Construction (dayum, I need to have a chat with Mother and Father) were finishing up the last dribs and drabs of repair work from the January earthquake. Six months sounds like a lot for a homeowner/landlord to wait? Nat and I had seen broken windows and plumbing several years old. Being Hispanic, Papa's business attracted quite a few other Hispanics. Some were legal, some weren't. He didn't worry about it a lot; he just helped the illegals either get legal or get out. The better ones he was steering to Van Nuys Temps for possible off-planet work. He and Mama were considering it themselves. He said, "It's not as if it's a long commute back home to see the gang. While the facilities we've seen so far have been metal and synthetics, we can work with those just as well as wood. As you know, most reno and repair work has little to do with carpentry." Yeh, we knew. Maybe 10% was wood working. Bellana could stay with the Merrills really easily if Mama and Papa were out of there, and Lucia didn't have a nostalgic longing to have her own room, so they'd already indicated they wouldn't mind actually moving in with their sweeties. The Merrills didn't have any problems with it, either; they had two apartments with just the right number of bedrooms so they wouldn't be bumping elbows in the mornings. In fact, they literally had two bedrooms to spare, if needed. Both Mama and Papa were itching to start learning Celian languages and technologies. A couple of their crew had spent time (remotely) patching water pipes in Selene City, and everyone was fascinated by the construction. Mama said, "Yeh, even I was excited. There's nuts, bolts, screws and rivets in the individual rooms and such, but the major framework is actually one solid piece of metal. Looks as if the joints were formed and merged together; there's not a bolt, rivet or weld joint in any of it." Being nosy, they'd found quite a few of what looked like welding machines. Near as they could tell, they didn't really weld, but changed the metal (with gap filler as needed) so it reformed into one seamless run. Even _looking_ deeply into the join, it looked like a solid piece. Papa told us, "Probably the same equipment could cut a joint cleanly so a girder or such could be removed. We've heard some creaks and groans as the place warmed up, but all of it seemed to be from the interior construction. Near as we can tell, the structural metal has a coefficient of expansion so close to zero it might as well be zero. "Across one span of 2 kilometers, there's maybe a five-millimeter difference between what it was at -300 and now at plus 70. Shit! Ya, know, we should look at recruiting ironworkers. Betcha those Indians who work the high steel wouldn't mind being a couple million miles above Jupiter." He was right. I made note to suggest it to Van Nuys Temps and RRK. In the honoring room, Mama was hotter than any pistol I'd ever heard of! She told me, "I've wanted to do this since the first day I laid eyes on you. We were starving, but I'd have starved another day to get you where we are now." Well, I tried to show my appreciation. Her childhood Little Italy must have had some interesting customs, because she trotted out some stuff that squeezed me dry. From the sounds Kat was making, Papa knew a bit, too. Hehehe. A final sweet Journey left us beyond the Asteroid Belt, so we looked around. We found plenty of spirits dashing about surveying for facilities, so apparently they weren't satisfied quite yet. They were tagging each one with a sealed, insulated container of seeds which kept itself warm from the inner _touch_. Dayum clever, those folk! Selene City was up to temperature and pressure. There were signs pretty much everywhere, "Welcome to Selene City. BYOB." It was ready for tourists! Mama wasn't interested right then. She thumped my poke spot soundly and announced, _"It'll be there later. Right now, let's get it on! Kat's Babies Within need another booster shot, too!"_ Tough job, being a Ceann. ------ KATHLEEN (Friday 8/4) Breakfast in Oakland suited everyone just fine. Papa had worked some of his old Spanish loving tricks and had right tuckered me out! Mama and I had to get our strength back. Enough fun for now. Mama and Papa both had stuff scheduled so we went our own ways. Bob and I zipped back home and put in study time with Sherry. Hot dayum! We'd all finished the last detail manual. We promptly informed Sean, who congratulated us heartily. Maggie and informed us, _"When one of the Cullen Enterprises people finish the last manual, they get a Soo Laid as partial reward. Now, when do we schedule yours?"_ Hmm. A hurried muttering among the social secretaries showed everyone had next Wednesday evening open. It was a date! Bob would have four women to deal with and I had the same plus Sean. Dayum, who's gonna give up first? Luckily it wasn't gonna be a contest -- or was it? Hehehehe. Knowing Maggie, she'd have something really twisted -- and we'd all love it. Ana _knocked_ and told us, _"The U.S. finally came through with the Guerreros' and the Medinas' visas. Looks as if they're finally legal. The Medinas have been ready to come up for the last month. I knew you worried about them, so I thought I'd let you know. If you wish, you can thank me in person someday soon. Hehehehe."_ She could do a really suggestive spirit-cackle; she must have been taking lessons from Maggie. [The Medinas are the Cabo couple who want to go to mechanics' school in the U.S.] Bob told her, _"I'll have to check with the bosses, but I'd be more than happy to thank you and thank you and thank you and thank you in person. How's Don holding up?"_ _"He's not. He wears out after six times, the wuss!"_ Poor fella. Such a problem he has. Sherry and I got in a quick huddle with her, Sarah and Julio and came up with something a bit down the line. Maybe "Daddy" would be interested in a rematch? If he lived that long. ------ All right. We (Bob, Sherry and I) decided to make the long trek to Selene City to try out our lunar legs. We upped the sensitivity on our body shields, probed around for a clear spot then zipped right on up. Not too bad to start with. Kinda like the Custom Cloud Cushion. We gradually dropped our shields down and joined the rest of the tourists. Moving around physically was a challenge. There was less friction on the floor, we bounced and the body mass still was the same. To be expected, but we had to get used to it. It was nicely warm with a slight breeze. There was almost no smell to the atmosphere, just a touch of metallic odor. Betcha they'll fire up the Central Park Real Soon Now and have lilacs or something giving off nice smellums. Just like remote _touches_, it did feel different in person. Within a half-hour, we'd gotten somewhat used to the gravity. We did bang right into several walls, though. Nothing got dented; we'd set up our body shields so they'd be pretty cushy. The doorways were a bit higher than we were used to (the Cels ran over two meters as adults), but pretty much everything else "felt" okay. We tried out a few chairs in one of the offices; they felt okay to both Bob and me. Sherry's feet dangled a bit. Her legs were a touch shorter than ours, but they still reached the floor most of the time. Hehehehe. It wasn't dead quiet, either. We could hear the air move when we were by some of the ventilator outlets and a distant hum from the fans. I knew those fans were very efficient, so I chalked it up to being deliberate. Not everything was metal. The floor was covered with something like indoor-outdoor carpeting with plenty of traction (if one had the weight) while the walls were covered (mostly) with some sort of fabric. If we stomped our feet, we could hear them a bit but there weren't echoes like we'd get in a large hard-walled room. The Central Park had real dirt so far as we could tell (Probably Earth dirt. I'd let the botanists and other tech-heads tell us). By the time they got some grass and other vegetation in, it would be a really nice place. Probably wouldn't have to worry about the Pete Simms of the world! Be Jaysus! We were here! One major step in our survival plan. It was gonna be one hell of a ride from now on. Chapter 14 KATHLEEN (Saturday 8/5) Time for a wedding! Rodrigo Fuerte and Alona Himenez were tying the knot in El Tule today. Sherry and I had spent time over the last several days ensuring we had exactly the right clothes. Fancy, of course, but we didn't want to distract from the bride. We'd ended up with 90% cleas then said what the hell and went 100%. It gave a new meaning to the term "having one's ass hanging out in the wind." Grin. Alona had sent out snail-mail invitations to the local people they wanted. For the other Clanns, we just spread the word. We didn't have or need addresses for 98% of them anyway. By the time we ported down Saturday morning, there was an area the size of a Burbank city block almost filled with party goodies. Hot food, cold food, drinks (alcoholic and otherwise), plates, cutlery, barbeques and everything else needed to make a real fiesta. We spotted Rodrigo and got in a quick gestalt. He was doing the rounds spreading good will and cheer. He told us, "Alona wanted a big wedding. I think she's going to get more than she bargained for." Yeh. There were already something like 1,500 bodies and more popping in every few seconds. Bob started the ceremony. He stood in front of the wedding altar, _spread_ himself over the crowd and announced, "There's going to be a bonding. Please take your places." They did. There was a big a cappella choir singing in ancient Spanish about ancient gods, bonding of spirits and of love. Sherry and I started tearing up right away. Alona looked magnificent! She radiated happiness all over everyone. The priest was dressed in ancient robes and feathers. He wasn't Catholic, that was for sure. He spoke of consensual bonding among two or more people and left the relationship open for growth and change. The choir gave us another song of love and life across the ages. Jaysus, it was beautiful. I cried, Sherry cried and Bob and Mario got misty-eyed. When Rodrigo and Alona went back down the aisle, the choir gave us a final song -- it was one of Leone and Mark's! Very nice. Bob had a final shot; he told everyone, "Thank you for coming. Now, in the ancient traditions -- an entire hour old -- let's celebrate!" We did exactly that. Bob did a quick _look_ around and told all the Ceanns, _"We've got 80 Clanns here! Good on ya, folks!"_ Bob and I tried to meet every Ceann in the flesh. Fortunately, we'd all gotten together in a relatively small area to do just that. It was fascinating to try speaking Japanese with an Irish accent creeping in! The Clann sizes ranged from four on up to hundreds. Like us, some didn't really know how many they had "under their wing." No sweat, we'll catch up. We spotted Bridget in an extremely frilly white little-girl dress and patent leather shoes. George was right along side her in a small tuxedo. They were the epitome of cute little girl and boy. We had no idea how much of their clothes were cleas; probably most of them. Yeh, most of us ladies exchanged ideas on clothes. Since there were several hundred mundanes scattered around, we were pretty careful not to change too quickly. Alona had changed into a nice dancing outfit which almost "let it all hang out." Well, most of us took that as a hint so the outfits got a lot more, em, breezy as the afternoon went on. I wouldn't say there were nekkid people exactly, but there was lots of blood flow to body areas which normally didn't get it during a social gathering. We spotted some alcohol blood filters in several of the mundanes; someone was being pretty careful to keep things under control. We sampled some of the Irish whiskey. Seems after it gets over ten years old, it's a lot more mellow. Anyway, we were pretty careful; our bodies definitely weren't used to it. Seems weddings wound us all up a bit. Good thing we had good sound shields because Sherry and I demanded lots of unwinding for several hours that night -- the Babies Within got a big growth assist. ------ BOB (Sunday 8/6) George dropped by to give us a quick briefing on the Skunk Works. His big thing was the Celian networks. As soon as they'd fired up two of the personal systems, they'd gotten a connection between them. Wireless, all right, but it wasn't in the radio spectrum like our current Earth technology. He told us, "From what we can see, it's down at least to the quantum level." Why not? We didn't know how extensive the Celian technology was in different areas, so we were very open to anything. They'd traced some of the interaction and had found relay or booster satellites in the Sun-Earth Lagrange points. They were mostly non-metallic, were solar-powered with accumulators and had small motors to move them -- probably to avoid other "junk" which might accumulate. Being suspicious by now, they'd scanned a lot more of the solar system. Yep, there were satellites around every planet, scattered around the Asteroid Belt and were all the way out to and beyond the Oort Cloud. The ones beyond Mars had internal nuclear batteries rather than solar panels; the Sun gets pretty dim that far out. Being inventive (and having experience with the vehicle at the Colorado outpost), they'd "refreshed" the nuclear batteries. We now apparently had a set of booster relays or whatever throughout the entire system. After powering up several more systems from Selene City, they'd run some tests. From what they could tell, the signal propagation time from the Moon to the outside of the Oort Cloud was essentially zero and ran at a speed even beyond the Earth's best video delivery speed. In other words, freakin' fast! Mario, Carmel and others were gonna have a real good time figuring all that out. George thought that even beyond the physics of the network, there would be a whole lot of learning about the networking software. Earth's technology had something like seven interface layers between the system and the physical network; they were WAG'n the Cels would have something similar in several layers. Those were just the "small" personal systems like our desktop systems. They'd found what appeared to be several sizes down from there including equivalents to our laptops (a couple sizes) down to a PDA size and even smaller. The small ones appeared to be extremely specialized, but so far they didn't have many clues. George said, "The portable ones use accumulators. We found what appeared to be chargers, plugged them in and let them sit for a day. Near as we can tell, it worked, because we've brought several of them up, too." They'd formed a team of several hundred techies who were roaming around Selene City checking out and bringing up the personal systems. They'd only found a couple so far that didn't come up along with a couple monitors, keyboards and "mice" which were broken. No sweat, there were several thousand each in stock in Selene City warehouses. There were several *big* systems they were investigating. There were three in the living/admin area, a slightly smaller one in the hanger and one really big one in the manufacturing area. Speculation was it ran the manufacturing machinery. They hadn't attempted to power up any of those yet. A couple of the team members had checked for dust and such and that had been it. They figured to get enough personal systems up first so we'd have a fighting chance at learning the languages and get some system knowledge before they tackled the large ones. We may be iggorant but we ain't stupid. ------ Brenda Quinn popped onto our doorstep right at 4:00. None of us were in the mood for a fancy dinner after yesterday, so we popped down to Rio de Janeiro for something light. Portuguese wasn't a problem, obviously, and Brenda had been speaking Spanish for years anyway. Just for security, we all had disguise cleas and spoke mainly Irish inside a garble shield. Might as well get used to being paranoid. Brenda told us, "I'm glad I've got all the RRK stuff dumped on you; I'd been going bonkers since last September when Bob took up with Natalie. Nancy's treating you okay, right?" She was. We brought Brenda up on the recent RRK happenings. Personally, she'd run into another lawyer in North Hollywood -- a newbie. They were dating some, and both were on the lawyer consortium beating away at the SW and the operations company set up. She told us, "We should be done with the final papers tomorrow. If so, Evin will let us know at Clann Meeting." She'd been married once right out of college to a non-Irishman. "Dayum, that was a pain after a while. He'd learned enough Irish to order another beer, ask for the way to the restroom and to tell me to get it on. After we were married, he wouldn't learn another word and kept hassling me about my Irish connections. Well, we parted ways after a year; last I heard, he was an inventory clerk in a warehouse somewhere." No children, either. She was interested in them (We spent several minutes _looking_ over the Babies Within -- not much to look at, really.) and thought this time around, things would work a lot better. Their QQV was excellent, and they made lovely rainbows together. With the influx of new Clann, she was really busy on standard lawyer stuff. Seems when someone goes free, they tend to get a lot more into things like their own businesses. In the honoring room, she dayum near wore me to a pulp. Even in her 40s, she was able to go three decent Journeys! She was sweet and sassy at the same time like a good Irishwoman should be! ------ KATHLEEN (Monday 8/7) We let Brenda port off after breakfast. She was a bit shaky in the legs, but was a really happy lady. I knew how she felt; Bob does that to me, too. She had very little interest in other women, so Sherry and I had to make do with our own cuddles while Mario was out doing his magic with SW and Celian computer stuff. Mario got back in time to go with Bob, Sherry and me to the oversight visit to JRD Properties in Burbank. The 130 staff were in good shape; we'd already weeded out a couple people who'd been skimming. They handled both commercial and residential real estate, mostly leasing. The commercial end was a lot more active, but they did have a few good-sized residential properties, including ours in North Hollywood. They/we owned about two-thirds of the properties (most with the appropriate sharing with our bank), and the others they simply managed -- for a fee, of course. Mario dove right into the computer systems while the rest of us schmoozed a bit with the officers. Cheryl, the Operations Officer, was one of us already with another five of the staff being enhanced. Good stuff. We got a good look at the property sheet and a briefing on how they promoted, managed and maintained the properties. They did heavy networking with The Clean Place, Clean Pools, EverAlert, Fillmore Sales and the other JRD companies. If they hadn't, we would have suggested it. I told Cheryl, "Get in touch with our team at the main JRD office. They've been ferreting out lots of other properties for Evin and me; if feasible, we should probably just get them all under your umbrella so we have a single point of contact." Turned out she knew the team leader (in fact, he'd tagged her last month) from their high school days. From the look in her eyes, she wasn't at all unwilling to, em, get "in touch" with him again. Grin. They had a map with the properties marked, so we pulled ours up along with it. Fancy that; they had some right around ours. Now we had a map of everything we knew of for RRK, Evin and me, the JRD companies and JRD Properties. They also got the assignment to work with RRK to align their efforts. Cheryl was familiar with the Clann goals and purposes for the safe havens and the rest, so she knew exactly why we wanted the coordination. Besides, it would probably be more efficient for all of the companies. We did lunch; Mario managed to break away long enough to join us. He told us, "Definitely need an upgrade to the document imaging and retrieval system. It's getting overloaded." They stored images of all the deeds, contracts and other stuff related to managing, buying and selling all the property. You can guess it's a decent stack of paperwork for each transaction. Okay, I told them they'd probably get that as an assignment, so they might as well start looking around now. Perhaps coordinate with Mario for compatibility with the JRD content management system? We passed out Sean seminar cards and told them, "Required attendance. There's one this weekend in Seattle, so you might as well plan on doing that one. Cheryl, you and Mike might plan on getting together to do some, em, coordination." Mike was the temp team leader for Evin and me. I'd already _contacted_ him about Cheryl, and he was *very* interested in getting with her. I figured they'd end up quite well-coordinated by the time the weekend was done. And yes, she was very much aware of the Gold birth control method. Hehehehe. Okay, we were done there. We let everyone go back to work and popped back home. Our F&Rs were pretty simple and only took fifteen minutes. Mario and Sherry took off, Bob went out for some Ceann Mor activities, and I popped over to JRD to talk with Mike. Good on 'em! The inbox stack was down to three inches from the three feet it had been before. Mike told me, "Thanks for locating Cheryl. We were quite attracted to each other back in high school but were too dim to do anything about it." Yeh. They were a couple bright bulbs now, though. Anyway, the team had finished up inventorying the storage spaces. In fact, they'd found half a dozen more scattered around. Mainly, they had collectibles of one form or another. Mike told me, "With all the different accounts we've found in the safe deposit boxes, you and Evin have around 50 million. Your ownership is clear but would be extremely difficult to trace unless someone knew exactly where to look. Being just a paralegal, I'm sure Evin and you will report all this to the IRS, right?" Right. Evin and I would have to talk about that. In most cases, the collectibles ownership was pretty clear with titles, bills of sale and all that. Others didn't really matter a whole lot; there wasn't much interest in "clear title" to a four-caret diamond. So, baring any unpleasant surprises in the last couple inches of paper, Evin and I had well over 100 million in collectibles to go along with the accounts. The team had tracked down pretty much everything in J&R's parents' wills and were in progress on getting clear title on that stuff, too. So, that adventure was almost over. I didn't think Evin would mind a bit of extra pocket change; I knew I wouldn't. When the temp team finished, they all had firm offers (via Van Nuys Temps) for work in SW, the upcoming operations company or a coordination team among JRD, RRK and others. Might as well have an experienced team for that. ------ BOB At Clann Meeting, there was a lot of stuff to go over. Nothing earth-shaking, necessarily, but very interesting. Maggie and the Skunk Works had released technical bulletins on Two-Way Touches, Distance Viewing, Sound and Perception Transducers (both directions) and yet another one on holograms and cleas. Sherry immediately snuck off and signed out some for us. Maggie also briefed us on the hunt for ancestors' spirits. Basically, it was not at all promising. They'd been able to find 1 in 500 searches; it was a really intensive, deep-level probe just to check. With the spirit not having any real reason (usually) or awareness of the bodies' genetic line, they could end up anywhere. Sean was an exception. For whatever reason, he and several of his Clann had bopped down the same genetic line. Perhaps something to investigate in our copious free time. Right. Kat told us about the hunt for take-over bodies. Mario and company had set up a database of around 25,000 bodies around the world suitable for "use" similar to how hers had been. Guess that will go into the global search system, too. Made lots of sense to me. I got a turn. "At a rough guesstimate, we've got over 2,500 ones of us now, and Maggie McLennan figures we'll probably be doubling that every couple weeks or so. "Security is the watchword here. Know your Potentials; just because someone has Talent or Potential doesn't automatically give them a right to be one of us. "We haven't run across any evil spirits yet, but most of us are betting it's simply a matter of time. We really haven't done much investigation of governments like State and U.S. Congressmen, Senators and the like." That got a good laugh, but it was a truism of sorts. We hadn't really found anything to indicate someone with Potential was intrinsically good or ethical, only our experience. I finished up my part, "We haven't had the slightest security breach yet. That's probably because the enhancement teams are training new spirits properly and the checksheets work. Keep expanding and keep up the good work." Ben Talbert told us about "progress" on the Mojave sinkhole and got the security team and engineers a good attaboy for their excellent work. Yeh. We're learning. He gave us some additional information over what George had told us. He announced Selene City was open for BYOB. George and his team had brought up about a thousand "personal" systems which were available for training. Silvia Connor, our lead linguist (lots of ladies were hoping she was a cunning linguist), had produced a short checksheet to get someone started on the tutorials. Sign up sheets were posted by each of the systems. There were thousands of other computers, too, ranging from tiny ones (SWAG'd to be special-purpose), PDA-sized, laptops on up to a really big one in the manufacturing area. If SW thought it was really big, it was probably something! They'd only had a couple casualties so far in bringing up systems. Two of the desktop systems hadn't come up and a couple others had bad monitors or other peripherals. They weren't concerned; apparently the Cels loved spare parts because there were several thousand each in storage. The computer engineers had found the Cel systems had a form of wireless networking and it sure wasn't based on radio. There were relay satellites in the Earth-Sun Lagrange points plus hundreds more scattered throughout the rest of the solar system. The term, "faster than greased lightning" didn't even start to apply. From what they'd found so far, the signal propagation speed between Earth and the Oort cloud was essentially zero. The data transmission speed was pretty fast, too; they mentioned gigabytes and terabytes per second. Not too shabby. It might make a workable secure Clann system. Grin. All right! Evin told us the companies were set up. The R&D company was "SW Enterprises" while the operational/manufacturing/etc. one was "NewTek." Made sense to me. He told us the actual ownership setup for each ran through at least fifty different companies, holding companies, blind trusts and the like. The banks were all offshore and scattered around the world. Both SW Enterprises and NewTek were finally registered in the Bahamas somewhere on a small island "nation" of some 10,000 people. Their main industry was hosting companies and Internet sites. Taxes? Maybe a tenth of a percent of the net. Both SW Enterprises and NewTek (way back up the line to the originating company) had 10,000 private shares to sell at $100 each. Limit was one per spirit, and they were open only to ones of us. Checks, cash, credit cards, debit cards or money orders accepted starting tomorrow at SW in the JRD building. To wind down after the meeting, Kat and I snuggled and snogged for a couple hours. Our Babies Within were doing well enough they didn't need an additional assist from me. Right then only; it might change in a couple minutes. ------ KATHLEEN (Tuesday 8/8) We weren't exactly first in line to get our shares, but almost. We dug real deep into our pockets for the $100 each. Painful, but would be worth it in the long run. Grin. After our morning exercises, the Golds, Bob and I snuck off for a round of golf. Getting somewhere was never an issue, just getting the reservation. Not really a problem there, either; Sarah and Julio seemed to know every person in every pro shop at every golf course in the U.S. (and maybe the world) by their first name. An hour at the driving range beforehand honed in a few things. The Golds were doing the Krav Maga exercises, too, and we all were noticing our body coordination and control were getting a lot better. Just for fun, we switched bodies and genders with the Golds. Oscar felt pretty dayum good from the inside. Jaysus, male bodies sure seem to have urges; that Kathleen's tidy arse (actually every body part) caused some blood flow rerouting. Bob must have been sneaking in some study somewhere. Near as I could tell, his course management had improved significantly, and even using Karen's body, he squeaked out a decent 80. I'd better concentrate on the golf ball rather than the butts and boobs or he'd outdo me! After the round, we zipped our clubs back home, got back our own bodies and took a trip to Selene City. Lunar gravity *is* interesting. Oscar remarked, "We use _touches_ in our Custom Cloud Cushions, and it feels a bit like this. How about doing the same here except increasing the attraction instead of decreasing it?" Ho, boy! Worked like a charm. We then had decent traction on the floor and didn't bounce around at all. After five seconds or so, we got accustomed to it. The engineers had been making noises about artificial gravity here, but in the interim, this would do. Bob and I took a look at Central Park (our name for it). It was bare as a newborn baby's butt, but was sculpted with different terrain. One of the entrances to the park had a good-sized hall or building just inside. It looked like a recreation center of some sort with tables, chairs, rooms, kitchens and the like. Bob and I stood outside and looked over Central Park. I think we both had the same thought at once -- this was a perfect location for a golf course club house! We took a preliminary run at a layout. The clubhouse could be the start of the front and back nine holes, and both would end up here. There were small and large hills, what looked like stream channels and all sorts of neat oddities. Well, guess we'll have to put out a call for a golf course architect and put in our claim before someone else got ideas. There were extra lighting panels overhead (which was some 500 meters high over the entire park) which led us to believe the Cels had grown vegetation and the like. It would be an interesting cycle to bring it back up again from a pretty-much sterile soil condition. The Golds joined us after their own adventures and agreed with our assessment. Hmm. Would a golf course here count as a safe haven? In fact, we might compare the work to make Selene City habitable against finding and constructing safe havens on Earth? RHIP so we had a quick _chat_ with Ben. He told us, _"You management types do come up with ideas sometimes. Actually, we've got five different teams working on the feasibility of bringing up Selene City to an operational status._ _"As for using it as the major safe haven, I'd leave that up to the Clanns Council. The last estimate I'm aware of is a couple months to have the place operational; a lot depends on how fast and well we learn how to use the large systems there. One of the mid-sized systems seems to be set up to control the facilities._ _"Still, it won't hurt to run it by them. My initial SWAG says it'll probably be faster and less expensive than having individual Clanns doing their own on Earth. In addition, there'd be a lot more security concerns here on Earth than there."_ He did laugh (quietly) about the idea of building a golf course. _"Why not? I beat a ball myself every once in a while. That'd be up to the Selene City Council to decide. By the way, are we gonna have a Mayor and all that?"_ Yeh. All sorts of neat stuff to think about. Fortunately, Bob didn't have to decide that, just ensure all the activities were aligned. Ben told us he'd toss all the ideas into the appropriate pot to simmer for a while. ------ BOB Hmm. A golf course with variable gravity spots as additional hazards? Sure would take a lot of testing; maybe they'd need some volunteers. Grin. We zipped back home where we spent an hour or so ensuring we didn't have too many loose ends which weren't being handled. Fortunately, everything we had on our lists belonged to a team somewhere which was taking responsibility for handling it. Ted Rhine and Rita Gold popped onto our doorstep in the afternoon. Very nice! Kat and Rita had an intense discussion on what to wear for dinner in Callao (on the coast west of Lima in Peru). Ted and I thought we hid our eye-rolling pretty well. They decided for us, too. It would be our word against thousands of theirs, so we agreed. Each of us had a complete cleas which included different hair color and length, different complexions, eyes, noses, body height (that was interesting to carry off), voices and everything else we could think of. The Skunk Works technical bulletin on disguises had a lot of interesting ideas. The body shield gave us a good shot at not leaving any fingerprints (no sweat there, either, because they were modified, too) or DNA. Now that was a challenge; just breathing out let moisture escape which would have DNA from our bodies. Well, that was all part of the fun! We tweaked, fiddled, put in transducers and feedback circuits and followed a lot of tips in the recent technical bulletins. *We* were satisfied at least. Once things were set up, they didn't really interfere with our taste or other perceptions. Okay, enough of the serious stuff. We zipped down and strolled around for fifteen minutes until our table was ready. We seemed to fit right in with the rest of the tourists. The girls had taken pains not to be too outstanding; kinda hard to do for them, even with full cleas. Ted remarked on that and got a nice purr and promises of a Real Good Time that night. A garble-shield held the voice security in okay so we just yakked away. Ted and Rita were fully hatted on being Brain Trust tutors. They and several others like PVC had been checking out the new Freshmen and any known student transfers in for more members. Dayum, the Mickey C Brain Trust was up to 250 at last count. Not bad at all. They were working with Mona Nolan and Ted Maloney from Clann Cullen on long-distance teleportation. Rita told us, "Maggie wanted both 'naturals' and 'enhanced' to do the testing. We haven't actually done much porting yet. The main thrust so far has been looking at the math and physics and really turning it inside out." Ted said, "Yeh. Some of the Eastern philosophies talk about 'the map is the territory.' It really looks as if we're zeroing in on that as a practical application. We're getting into what appears to be some fundamental agreements and construction of the physical universe and how it meshes with our individual spirit universes." So far, there hadn't been much difference among the four of them in their abilities. They were all getting really good at _looking_ at the map and relating it to the territory. Time will tell; the project had a relatively high priority since we were looking at off-planet, extra-solar colonies. Since they were working on the teleportation project, they weren't part of an enhancement team. Rita told us, "Doesn't really matter, either. If a newbie fits the profile for the Brain Trust, the enhancement team tips us off anyway." Dinner was excellent with lots of nice flavor and texture. The body shield and cleas didn't seem to stop our enjoyment at all. And the restaurant had no issues with accepting U.S. $20 bills, either. After we zipped our bodies back to our place, we popped right back and did a DNA trace over the entire restaurant, block and city. Not too bad; we each had left a couple hundred thousand molecules from airborne moisture. Since it wasn't concentrated, it would dissipate really fast. Just to be sure, we ran a quick filter over the city. Three seconds and it was a done deal. Now, the only trace left behind was some generic $20 bills and some memories of gringo tourists who hadn't the faintest resemblance to our actual bodies. Seemed good to us. In the honoring room, Rita was totally sweet and lovable. Yummy everywhere, she gave me no quarter during two very nice Journeys. We spent a bit of time in the Asteroid Belt checking out facilities. There were something like a thousand tagged so far, and a couple had been powered up and were warming up. I think the Clann Reynolds women gossiped a lot; Rita knew exactly how to hit my poke spot! ------ KATHLEEN (Wednesday 8/9) Yeh, Ted had a Real Good Time all right. He was considerate, sweet and nicely aggressive when he should be. Rita had a real good man there! We did a Los Vegas Rio buffet breakfast. Our cleas went on in five seconds and we ate the place clean. Well, that might be an exaggeration, but we did justice to it. We still put out moisture DNA traces, but this time we put the filter in the garble shield and ensured it was all filtered out before we left. We had an oversight visit to JRD Builder Supplies in North Hollywood. With 200 staff, it provided pretty much what you'd expect -- builder supplies. It wasn't Home Depot but specialized in the professional contractor hard-to-find or hard-to-make items Home Depot and the like didn't carry. No lumber or garden supplies; in fact, there were very few "consumer" goods. The big thing here was inventory tracking. As with any direct sales organization, we had to balance customer service (who'd love to have 100% of anything any customer could ever want in any quantity) against the investment in inventory cost and its carrying cost of 20 to 30% a year. That mean the computer and inventory processes had to be pretty dayum good. We took Mario and Sherry along with David and Elizabeth. Mario immediately dove into the IT area while the rest of us went around the store. Yeh, three of the executives were ones of us, which helped a lot right off the bat. We'd had no big issues come up during the audit or probe run, so it was in pretty good shape there. We showed the report summary to the CEO and COO (a couple illegals and a touch of "fringe benefits") who put them on their immediate-handling list. What we looked for in the store tour was arrangement, traffic flow, organization and cleanliness. David, Bob and Elizabeth had *lots* of shopping experience in this kind of place, so they really did a number on things. They/we ended up with about a hundred issues ranging from tiny nit-picks (a sign was crooked and a bit hard to read) to more major ones like having the paint and coatings split up into two sections divided by some plumbing. Some of the shopping carts and trolleys needed some repair, too. Don't you hate those carts with a wheel that vibrates, clunks or squeaks? We took the execs to lunch at the local Greek restaurant and talked shop all the way through. There was still plenty of time to register, so we passed out Sean seminar cards and discussed getting in the policies they were going to learn about. Mario said, "The ERP system looks like it can handle everything we need. I'm going to recommend getting some APICS people in here to ensure the basics are in and to 'lean up' things. I wouldn't doubt there's 10 to 20% of the inventory we could do without. That's a cool million or so we could be using somewhere else plus the carrying costs." We'd have an extensive F&R, but none of it was vital since we'd gone over everything with them already. When we got back home, we discovered someone had snuck in and installed a Celian computer system! There was a single central box powered from an accumulator and six monitors and associated peripherals. There was even a printer with Earth paper and duro-plast sheets. Yeh, it had been George and his crew. They'd left a note saying, "Some management pukes have been bitching and moaning about how degrading it would be to have to do training with the common crowd. Maybe you'll feel better with this." The Cel desktop operating system was inherently multi-user; it could easily go well over 20 simultaneous users. We each had a User ID and password and a checksheet to get us up into the tutorials. Totally cool! Of course we just left it be. Right. Mario (the rat) already had access to a system at the SW office, so he let Sherry, Bob and me have at it. The user interface was already set up to do the baby hand holding we needed. That, along with the checksheet, had us all into the first language tutorial in about 20 minutes. Once I'd practiced and learned what the various pictures, icons and the like meant and did, the interface wasn't an issue. I already had a "shortcut" which dropped me right into the tutorial list. All right! We spent the next two hours merrily learning the alphabet (Cases equivalent to upper and lower and another one for another sort of emphasis), punctuation (statement ends in Sperk and emotional indicators in Phane) and numbers (yeh, at least it was base 10). Of course the checksheet had us drill the alphabet and numbers forward and backwards as well as describe all the punctuation. Was it easy? Nope. The symbols were the same between the languages but they used different typefaces (by tradition) to indicate immediately which language it was. Apparently it was a real faux pas to mix the two together too much. Great start! We left plenty of time to get ready for the Sean and harem visit; we'd managed to conjure up a Soo Laid for the three of us finishing the detail manuals. Oh, well. We'd just have to grit our teeth and bear it! Grin. We popped over right on the dot. We'd worked up cleas for what we remembered of semi-formal ancient Irish dress; we'd consulted a bit beforehand with the Cullen social secretaries. Their place was fixed up like a Clann meeting hall with stone, (fake) furs all over, fireplaces and a ferocious green cat who tried to polish all the skin off our ankles. The serving wenches looked so good we immediately considered serving them for dinner! I think Sean and Bob were the only ones to behave themselves in the least. We wimmin just ogled each other and the guys and let everything drool. We had a fun dinner with "authentic" roasts, mead, soda bread and the like. They'd disguised the cutlery to look ancient, but it worked excellently. The Geeser was well behaved; she didn't beg at all but ensured our ankles were free from cold and ferocious beasts. Yeh, we let out some *great* belches to compliment the cooks. The farts from the mead would come later! We chatted a bit after dinner; just a touch of shop talk about the Clanns and a catch-up on how we were doing with the JRD companies. Bob got a good look at Sean's new ceremonial staff. He twirled it around a few times (I could see an ancient kata in there somewhere) and said it would be an excellent weapon. He overstepped things a little, though, when he said, "Maybe I'd better get me one of these. I've got a couple females who need some beatings." Yeh. Sherry and I immediately tried to make dents in his shoulders with our fists. Right. I informed him haughtily, "We're cutting you off. You ain't gonna get nothing from either of us for a whole... night. Suffer." He did -- for about three minutes. The serving wenches descended on him and bore him away moaning to make him suffer more. When Sean, Sherry and I calmed down a little from laughing, Sean politely asked, "May I show you ravishing young ladies to the Den of Iniquity?" And a den it was. Soft furs everywhere with plenty of flickering firelight and a really comfy fur-lined Custom Cloud Cushion. Oh, yeh! He was wonderful! Hard muscle all over, a platinum tongue (for all uses) and a Shillelagh that didn't know how to quit. We tried our best, but knew we wouldn't outlast him. Sean and I ganged up on Sherry and tied her down pretty good with some of the furs. Sean coached me on making a woman squirt -- fingers working the G-spot really hard and don't let up! Between us, we got nice tasty streams from Sherry for a solid 45 minutes; I lost count at 20 in a row! She finally passed out and we had to clean her up with our tongues without her cooperation. Wus! We popped out and about and _peeked_ at Bob and company. He was holding his own; he'd already screwed Eileen and BB into oblivion and was working on Kate. Maggie wasn't physically ready for that kind of screwing yet, but she still got very thoroughly ravished. We popped up to Selene City. We told Sean about Oscar's discovery for a full-gravity touch; he was quite appreciative. Interesting. A couple teams were warming up the observation posts on the Earth and back sides. Looks like we'll have some more touring to do in a while. Sean's poke spot worked just the same as Bob's. We spent another hour gently loving each other until the Hat Ladies popped in and kidnapped Sherry and me! Oh, my, they were tasty! They learned fast, too. We got some healthy squirts out of them all, including Maggie. BB was a streamer like Sherry while Eileen, Kate and Maggie were more like gushers. They all tasted wonderful -- a bit like the mead we'd had earlier! Jayus and Janey Mack! Seems if I got my clit up really hard, Marge could slip it right in! That was a *really* wild experience! She thought so, too, because the others had to pry us apart after 45 minutes. I got the idea after a while that we'd *all* gotten Soo Laid. We're definitely gonna have to get a return engagement. Maybe with the N&Bs, too? Hehehehe. ------ BOB (Thursday 8/10) Moan. Groan. I suffered all night. Even the Geeser came in once, draped herself over me and tried to vibrate me to death. The Cullen ladies were totally wonderful! We had rich, vibrant glows in our _mergings_ and created some great rainbows around Jupiter. 8:00 in NYC for breakfast at Gilligan's! Four serving wenches, two Ladies and two Lairds of the Manor staggered in with mammoth (faked) hangovers. We loudly bemoaned our actions at the orgy last night and sucked down some coffee and tea to calm the pounding. Yeh, most of the male patrons would have endured a month of hangovers for a night with these ladies! Little did they knew how evil they were! Maggie did behave herself and "remembered" not to fly around the room this time. No actual wardrobe malfunctions, either, though there were lots of close calls. Sean passed his ceremonial staff around to the other patrons for a look-see (suitably cleased in deep red and other tricks), then gave a quick demo of Shillelagh swinging. Not the one between his legs, either. I know the social secretaries plotted against Sean and me. Lecherous glances, giggles and tittie hard-ons gave us a couple hints. We were in some serious trouble! Hehehehe. Great food and fun company. We miraculously recovered in time to pop back home and get ready for our next oversight visit. We took Mother, Father, Ramon, Elisa, Mario, Sherry and the Medinas with us to JRD Construction Equipment. The 125 staff sold and serviced new and used construction equipment ranging from jack hammers up to medium-sized dozers and dump trucks. Last night's probe hadn't found anything worth mentioning, and the book audit wasn't scheduled for another week, so we mainly went into the business processes. As expected, there were a couple ones of us high up on the Org Board. The Medinas went off with the lead servicemen to get acquainted with the processes they used in scheduling and delivering equipment service. There was a good-sized yard with both the new and used equipment grouped by function. The place was a bit dusty; that got an immediate blip on the To Do List -- put gravel on it or something. The salesmen knew their stuff both on selling and on the equipment itself. Knowing the relative merits of the various makes, they were able to match up a prospective customer's needs and wants with something that fit -- or advise them where else to look. Ramon and Elisa drooled a bit over the equipment. They were doing dayum well in El Tule and vicinity but were always looking to expand. They'd already paid back most of Kat's initial loan and were learning how to expand without breaking themselves. Good. We did lunch with the executives (the Medinas went off with the mechanics to drink them under the table) and passed out the seminar cards. Two of the execs could make that weekend with no sweat; the other two had business meetings with customers. No problem; they'd get to study The Book in the meantime. ------ Father and Mother had some slack time (finally) so we bopped over for a visit. They were doing great! Reynolds Construction was finishing up the remnants of repairs from the January earthquake. They still expected stuff to come trickling in over the next year or so. As expected. The Medinas had fit in just fine. They had my old room and had decorated it to their taste. Nothing outlandish even by Mother's standards. Fortunately, sound shields worked real well, so none of the household got disturbed by goings-on in the night. Mary and Sam shared the bathroom with them with no problems; we didn't even ask if they shared anything else. Reynolds Construction had sponsored them for several mechanics' schools, starting with general engine work. They expected to go all the way up through a couple heavy equipment courses by the time they were done. Kat and Guerrero Construction were footing the bills, but they did their part in the household. Since the courses were self-paced, they could go as fast as they could. After they'd gotten a reasonable grasp on Burbank English and had gone through the study checksheet, they were cruising right along at about twice the pace of the "normal" students. Seems understanding what one is doing really helps. Grin. Of course, they had volunteers from the rest of the Clann "helping" them out on the Burbank-style U.S. culture. They were in their early twenties, so they fit in with pretty much everyone. They were keeping right up with all the technological advances, too. After the initial runway of basic math and physics, they didn't have a lick of trouble with teleportation and technical bulletins. Father and Mother usually chatted at least once a week with Nana and Seanathair in Akron; often they just popped back and forth for an evening of quality control checking on the latest acquisitions of Irish whiskey. Mother remarked, "Mick is in *really* good shape now; the best he's been in 50 years." Knowing them, they'd done in-depth inspections of their "conditions." Hehehehe. With the work load from Reynolds Construction easing off, they were working with a couple of the Skunk Work teams investigating Selene City and the other facilities. Good, the teams were firing up some facilities in the Asteroid Belt and around Jupiter. We should have some interesting results in a couple months. ------ KATHLEEN We had a lovely visit with Sean and harem. One thing we did set up was a Clann-wide pool party for next Sunday. Weddings were a blast, but the casual stuff was great fun. After a quick _talk_ with the Clann Cullen social secretaries, they decided to share in the fun, too. After we zipped back home, we found Mario had just finished up the last detail manual. Yes! We immediately informed Maggie -- we figured throwing him into the lion's den all by himself was a worthy reward. Oh, yeh. Maggie immediately scheduled a "reward ceremony" for him after the pool party on Sunday. Hope he gets enough rest by then. Hehehehe. Right at midnight, the Clanns Council met to do an Admin Scale Workshop. We limited physical attendance to just one per Clann (the rest could _link_ in, obviously), but even then we had to use the big JRD conference room. Dayum, we'd gotten an additional 15 Clans since last Saturday so we had over a hundred bodies in the shop! Sean ran the workshop; the rest of the Hat Ladies circulated around and helped out. He passed out very nice workbooks (never hurts to put your logo and name out to the public) and went to town. One of the first things we covered was the scope. We unanimously agreed we were working on the Admin Scale for the entire group of the ones of us and the Clanns Council was the representatives of the group. Shit, that broke loose a lot of concepts and ideas. We weren't talking any more about just a few spirits, but basically all the current and future free spirits in the world -- and possibly others we might meet outside of what we knew. The high-end goals, then, had to cover lots of possibilities. After lots of discussion, we managed to get them down to about five main ones; the rest we could push down to Purposes since they were actually subsets of a major goal. We did a quick run up and down the Scale to get some possible basics in place. For the "low" end of a Valuable Final Product (exchangeable outside the group), what would the rest of mankind exchange with us? All grist for the mill. It took two solid hours to get something hammered out, but we ended up with everyone happy. Sean told us, "Good. Now, just from what we've done tonight, there's tons of stuff, capabilities and the like we still know little or nothing about. I'd recommend the Council review this Scale at least every six months for a while. Betcha some things will change." Yeh. He also recommended each Clann do its own Admin Scale to ensure their operations were in alignment. Kieran Flannigan (yummy red bear from Akron!) immediately asked, "Could we get some help if necessary? I'm sure a weekend would be enough." The way he looked at the Hat Ladies told the rest of us what kind of "help" he was interested in. BB told him promptly, "Ask nicely and things might happen. All depends on the schedule." The other Hat Ladies didn't mind looking him over, either. Hehehehe. All righty, then. Bob said he'd have the final Scale printed up and issued as a confidential paper to be ready tomorrow evening. Dayum, we needed a global system up like yesterday! Just an announcement board or blog would help spread word a lot easier. ------ (Friday 8/11) This time we didn't sneak off for golf. Don, Ana, Bob and I just took off for the Phoenician Golf Club in Scottsdale (Arizona); the social secretaries had gotten us a first-up tee time. We spent a half-hour at the driving range doing our warm-ups then teed off. I rode the first nine with Ana while Bob and Don did guy-talk. Ana had a very nicely rounded belly. All our Babies Within were doing so nicely! She told me, "Yeh, I think getting lots of baby-grow juice is helping a lot. They're doing *really* good!" Yes, that was the reason for both of us, right? Being preggy didn't affect either of us at all except to make us hornier. Give it several more months, and maybe. We gossiped, chatted, waved our butts, boobs and bellies at the guys and had a great time. Bob and Don must have been off their feed a bit, because Ana and I trounced them by four strokes! Of course, our threats of long dry spells for them couldn't have had anything to do with it, right? After a leisurely lunch (with a couple *really* preggy bellies), we popped back home and relaxed for a while. That was physical relaxation only. We got on the Cel system, did a couple alphabet drills and got right into the next Sperk tutorial. Right to left took a bit of getting used to, but was doable. We had sound right along with it, a pleasant (male?) voice accompanied the graphics, symbols, words and animations. The "reality" behind it was Selene City (or whatever their name for it was) since it demonstrated words and concepts using scenes from it. The Cel males and females were physically different just like us Humans. Males were a touch larger, females were generally a bit more slender and had permanent breasts like Humans -- at least the mature ones did. "Boys" and "girls" were the same as us in many respects. From a couple hints dropped from the Skunk Works, the Cels matured sexually (started puberty) around 15 years and the average lifespan was a couple hundred years. All Earth years. The language structure was simple, at least to start. "And," "or," "if" and the like were very plain constructs with little to no chance of ambiguity or mis-grouping. Good stuff! Sarah Stapley and Julio Ortiz appeared on our doorstep right at 4:00. After a nice round of hugs and kisses, we gave them the twenty-five cent tour. Yeh, they recognized the Cel system immediately. Julio said, "We're into the first Sperk tutorial, too. We say the words along with the voice; it's not too bad." We relaxed in the Jacuzzi for a while. Sarah *really* liked the water jets! She eyed Julio and told him, "We've gotta get something like this. Maybe after Selene City gets operational, we could get our own private Pleasure Palace!" That was an idea. With Selene City having something like 500,000 apartments (our term), there'd be room for a while. Sarah looked a lot like Sherry -- wonder how that happened? She was her own girl, though. She and Julio were definitely items and were making the best plans they could together. Both would be Juniors next year at their respective schools. They were an enhancement team with 100 notches on their stick. Good on 'em! As the social secretaries' secretaries, they deserved the best. Our dinner target tonight was Abilene, TX, so Sarah and I did a bit of _peeking_ to see what would fit in. Yep, Dress Redneck Cowboy would do just fine. Julio and Bob got their instructions while Sarah and I played around with our cleas until we were satisfied. We all went blonde; Sarah and I had really long hair, plenty of cleavage, nipple-bumps, boots and skirts. We thought we looked fine; the guys seemed to think so too since we got nice salutes from the appropriate male members. Abilene had a couple high-end restaurants, so Sarah had picked the best. No vested interest, mind you. Grin. Oh, yes, we got looks all right. About three seconds got us all into the local Abilene drawl ("Ya'all look reel gud...") so we fit in without a ripple. The garble-shield filtered out most everything anyway, but we stuck to Abilene-English. No reason to leave a memory of Irish cowboys! Filet mignon wasn't particularly cheap but was worth every cent. Toss in the fixin's and Mud Pie for dessert, and we thought we might survive for a few hours. We talked, laughed, gossiped about pretty much everything and everyone and had a great time. A half-hour's stroll along the downtown sidewalks (yes, there were sidewalks and pavement on the roads) let dinner settle enough to be comfortable. Oh, my! Julio must have gotten some coaching from Mario! He was loving, sweet and very good! We ate each other up! Sarah got a magnum Soo Laid for being such a good secretaries' secretary. She turned out to be a stream-squirter like her sister -- maybe it ran in the family? Chapter 15 BOB (Saturday 8/12) Sarah knew about the poke spot, too. Dayum, gotta get it calloused up a little. Since it was a Saturday morning, we took our time over breakfast in Cancun; neither Sarah nor Julio had any problem with the local Spanish. Sherry and Mario had taken off fairly early for some skunking around, so Kat and I had to make do by ourselves. Too bad. Since this was the Sean seminar day in Seattle, we settled back and _peeked_ in every once in a while. From what we picked up, they'd originally planned for about 2,000 people, but by the time things had settled down, there were over 2,600. There was enough room in the hall for everyone, so there wasn't any issue there. Dayum, Sean and the Hat Ladies were smooth! The ladies looked totally yummy as Irish cheerleaders -- part cheerleader and part Catholic school-girl. They'd gotten their cleas changes down to an art. Less than five seconds after being a cheerleader jumping in the air, any of them could walk out perfectly attired as a serious businesswoman. Sean didn't join in as a cheerleader; guess he was putting out a different image. In the audience, we spotted pretty much everyone we'd "assigned" to be there. We made a list so we could send them a follow-up email. Now that they'd been to the seminar, they already knew they needed to study The Book in detail along with the detail manuals. Hmm. Let's make a quick talk sometime with Sean and harem about how to make that as smooth as possible. ------ (Sunday 8/13) All right! Multiple-pool pool party! Between Clanns Cullens and Reynolds, we had well over a thousand people invited. Being Southern California, there were a lot of members in both Clanns who had pools and/or Jacuzzis, so we had a joint venture with something like 75 locations. If one spot got a bit crowded, they could zip over to another one. Sean and I had sponsored all the food and other goodies, so that was a non-issue. Someone had put in the time to purchase it all and do the distribution. Did I sense some Soo Laids in the future? With a cleas and sound shield around each hosting site, there weren't any issues with disturbing the neighbors. That was a Real Good Thing, especially since the accepted uniform seemed to be a birthday suit. Kat and I did the rounds -- in the accepted uniform. Each site had its own little specialty like rare roast beef, carne assada or the like. Of course, we had to sample it all; I had my manners to maintain and Kat was eating for four. Grin. Sean and harem at Olive Tree Lane specialized in Irish whiskey and a gorgeous nekkid faery who fluttered around impartially molesting any visitor who appeared. Maggie was great! Yeh, we sampled some of the whiskey. Dayum, some of it was really smooth. Better not get too attached to it; after all, we were under-aged and weren't responsible for ourselves, right? ------ KATHLEEN Fun pool party. We saw lots of different pools and Jacuzzis (we let Sherry and Mario host ours while we were out and about) and shoved in lots of food. Sean's Irish whiskey sampling was very interesting. It kinda grows on ya! Bob and I were back home by 6:30 to help Mario and Sherry wrap up. There wasn't much mess, so there wasn't much to do. Just before 7:00, Sherry and I latched onto Mario and zipped us over to Olive Tree Lane; he had a reward coming! We turned our prisoner over to the tender mercies of the Cullen Ladies and left him to his fate. Hehehehe. Since Mario was gonna be having so much fun, Bob and I grabbed Sherry, and we had a perfectly delightful evening ourselves. The Babies Within got a couple good doses, and Sherry practiced. Grin. ------ (Monday 8/14) We went to Calabasas right at 9:00. JRD Homes was a new-homes builder with 175 full-time staff. They subcontracted the actual work, so the staff did promotion, wheeling and dealing then contracted out and supervised the actual work. We took David, Elizabeth, Mario and Sherry along with Ramon and Elisa. With the amount of work Guerrero Construction was planning, Ramon and Elisa needed to learn how to delegate and supervise. Otherwise, they'd run themselves ragged and not grow they way they could. Yeh, they (along with Alejandro and Linda) were studying The Book and detail manuals. At the very least, they wouldn't pull some major boners. Then again, it seems every time Elisa or Linda came around, Bob pulled a major boner. Me, too. Hehehehe. The actual audit and probe run weren't scheduled for another ten days or so; guess we were outrunning them. No problem; we'd done a quick run ourselves through the exec strata last night. Nothing much came up; the "usual" executives were getting enhanced and the President was already one of us. Guess the enhancement team handling them knew our priorities. We had an hour's chat with the President, VP Operations and the VP Finance before we really got down to work. Ramon and Elisa followed right along with all the fancy talk without any trouble. Mario and Sherry dove right into the computer system while the rest of us got familiar with the developments the company was doing. They had five major ones staggered through various stages of completion and three more coming on line in the next several months. JRD Properties handled some of the development sales, but Fillmore Sales and Rhapsody Public Relations did most of the actual promotion and selling. Didn't hurt at all to have most of it in-house. Okay, time to hit some sites. Bob finally got to use his Land Rover for what it was designed for! He zipped it up from home then he and I climbed in with Ramon and Elisa. David and Elizabeth zipped up one of the Reynolds Construction trucks, so they were set. We had our own hard hats, of course, and we'd worn our get-down-and-dirty outfits. This time, Bob didn't dare refer to me as arm candy; maybe he remembered the sore shoulder I'd given him the last time he'd tried it. Grin. The first site was predictably messy, as most sites are. The work was going full steam ahead without our supervision, so we didn't try to supervise. The foreman was tagged for enhancement and had gotten the word we'd be out. He didn't have a thing to hide except a couple illegals who'd slipped in under the radar. No big deal, they'd get handled. This site was just getting started with the initial road grading and land leveling. We spent most of the time going over who was doing what to what and why with Ramon and Elisa. Yeh, they were familiar with construction, but not American-style construction. We'd picked out a half dozen different sites in various stages of completion so they'd cover the gamut. By the time we hit the last one, we'd seen the full range of things needing to be done during the stages. The last one was getting the final landscaping and clean up. Ramon and Elisa had sucked up information and ideas all day like Irishmen suck up whiskey at a wedding -- at least the weddings we'd been to. We collected the visitors and a couple of the executives then went to dinner. The execs filled us in on the plans the company had for future work and expansion into other areas. Currently, they did developments from the I-5 out to Santa Barbara. They were in the serious planning stage of jumping to the Bakersfield area (North on the I-5) and branching out into the entirety of Kern County. With several national forests (and mountains) to the north of Calabasas, they couldn't expand directly; they had to jump. I had no problem with that; it made some sort of sense. So long as they were doing well and planning the expansion, I'd leave that up to the JRD Regional Managers to say aye, yeah or nay. We did pass out the Sean seminar cards, though. Bob told them, "This is mandatory for the entire executive staff. The next seminar is in Oakland on September 9th. JRD will send you a bit more information, but you might plan to take the family on a weekend run -- JRD will authorize the expense." They didn't mind, especially since they didn't have to justify the expense to Aaron or Barbara. In the meantime, the Regional Manager would probably have them start studying The Book anyway since the seminar was almost a month away and they needed the policy on expansions. Everyone left to go home. The executives had to drive home; we simply drove around the corner and zipped everything back home. David, Elizabeth, Ramon and Elisa joined us at our place for a soak in the Jacuzzi. Hah! We got Elizabeth *and* Eliza with the water jets! Hehehehe. Elisa looked at Ramon and said, "We're getting one of these at home." Being very wise, Ramon said only, "Yes, dear." Elisa asked the rest of us, "Now, how fast could a team of leprechauns put up fifty houses on a site?" That led to an interesting discussion. Most of the hard work was the logistics of getting personnel and material meshed up. While the actual construction did take time, a lot of it was hand work of measuring, cutting, fitting and fastening. Fixtures like plumbing and lights were always done by hand along with drywalling, taping, mudding and running plumbing and electrical. Same with painting and landscaping. While a crew could save quite a bit of time with power equipment, there was still one hell of a lot of manual work everywhere, plus the required time for concrete and the like to cure and paint to dry. The consensus was a team of leprechauns could cut down the 18 months to 2 years to possibly two months. They could do it even faster if they could stage pre-fabricated walls and the like. Now, how would we build an off-planet colony? That was the question we'd been leading up to all afternoon. JRD Industrial Construction in Nevada built industrial parks; that was a far cry from a full-blown manufacturing facility like the Cels had scattered around Earth or a Selene City. Anyway, we'd started to turn into prunes after the first hour in the Jacuzzi and had finished up in the den. Tonight was Clann Meeting; Ramon and Elisa decided to tag along since they were there anyway. ------ BOB We were still holding the Clann Meetings at Mother's house. There was enough room for the 50 or so bodies which showed up and scads of room for the 500 or so remotes who tuned in. This was getting to be quite a show! I told everyone, "Our quick and dirty census shows we have over 5,000 of us world wide. That's double what we had last week, so we're really going to town. Keep it going, keep it secure and we'll all be winners." I turned things over to Ben to take it from there. With our Probe Patrol running smoothly, the Skunk Works and NewTek were the main issues on people's minds. Ben took over smoothly. The facilitation team had just completed a meeting on security that afternoon. Apparently our resident iconoclast (Kate Hanlon) had asked a couple dumb questions which had opened up the door to a simple handling of the entire matter. There was no real reason anyone needed individual copies of the checksheets, technical bulletins or any other confidential material. Since outside operations was one of the first things any newbie learned, they could literally go anywhere to look at a checksheet or other material. By mid-morning tomorrow, the Skunk Works (Henry, mainly) would have a complete printed set of the confidential materials posted in racks in Selene City. Add in a room full of plants for remote viewing nodes and anyone from anywhere could read the material directly. Anyone with confidential material already checked out could turn it in, log it in then pick up a simple prompting checksheet which didn't have any information at all on it. Piece of cake. Though Ben didn't mention it right then, I'd bet we could set up our global database the same way. Set up a couple Cel systems and several hundred or thousand terminals and we'd have a completely secure system. If the gov'mnt invaded Selene City, the entire thing could vanish in a couple heartbeats -- the engineers already knew how to do an emergency shutdown of the thermionic converter so they could port it away. All the gov'mnt would find would be some big holes in the ground. Now, all we really need was a place to send it to -- we needed an off-planet site like tomorrow! Oops! Wool-gathering doesn't keep a meeting going. Several hundred _voices_ seemed to think Kate deserved something for her efforts. _"Soo Laid! *Soo* Laid! Soo *Laid*!"_ Kate got red, people laughed and her other social secretaries started taking appointment applications. My social secretaries didn't get in on the action; we already had another orgy -- I mean, cultural exchange and Clann relationship building -- scheduled with Sean and harem. ------ (Tuesday 8/15) We went back to Calabasas to visit Tight Fences. Exactly as you'd expect, they put up and maintained fences! Permanent or temporary, it didn't matter. Low, high, every material under the sun. They were even able to put up split-rail fences; shades of Abraham Lincoln! The 250 employees were mainly unskilled to semi-skilled labor to doing the actual work. The 25 office staff set up all the logistics, purchasing, sales, payroll and the like. A quick _scan_ told us a couple of the office staff were being enhanced. Good; after they got some training they could ferret out the illegals we knew were there. We'd brought along the usual suspects, except Mario was skunking today. The Medinas were there, too; Kat wanted them to check out the fleet maintenance. We split into couples and went along on a couple site runs. If the gig was relatively close (within an hour away), Tight Fences would bring their entire labor force along; it was faster than recruiting on-site. For longer distances or larger gigs, they might bring some along and recruit locally. Of course, the supervisors always came along. Put together a mid-sized bus, a truck pulling a trailer with a tractor, a Land Rover and we made a respectable convoy. Of course, the larger the gig, the more vehicles. The first site Kat and I went to was a new-construction site for an office building. They popped up a 10-foot high wire fence all the way around in six hours. Not bad at all. They were able to dig the post holes with a long auger mounted on the tractor. Almost as fast as the holes got drilled, they got a post inserted and the earth tamped back in. After a respectable stretch was "posted," they unrolled the wire with a side mounted hydraulic assembly on the truck and fastened it to the poles. Add several gates and it was a done deal. We asked the foreman if the set up would go faster with additional power diggers and more men. He told us, "Sure. The set up fee is dependent on how much we put up and how fast they want it up. We could do this in four hours with another digger, another truck and more men. Toss in two more diggers and the support and we could do it in two hours. Any more men and equipment on a job this size, and we'd be running over each other." The next site was a fence removal. The truck was pretty empty since they'd used up the fencing and posts, so things went in reverse. The side mount assembly wound up the fencing as the men removed the wire ties on the pole. A different rig on the tractor clamped onto the poles and pulled them straight out. This site was a bit smaller, but it still took four hours to remove the fence and fill in the holes. Same game; the faster the client wanted it done, the more it cost. We did a couple more sites. One was a maintenance run with several sagging fence sections and some bent poles. With the men swarming over the fence, it was done in an hour. The last site was another maintenance run. This one was a wooden fence about 8 feet high which needed repair and painting. They were plenty fast; another truck with the painting supplies joined us and they went to work. They replaced a half dozen slats, and prepped and painted the entire thing (both sides) in three hours. Yeh, Kat and I could have done it in one, but this was quite respectable. This was a time and materials gig; the foreman told us, "It'll probably run around $700. Pretty standard." ------ KATHLEEN Quite interesting. Tight Fences was profitable, well-organized and busy. We'd probably just let it rip. We met David, Elizabeth and the rest back at the office. After the obligatory Sean seminar cards, we took off back home. After we got around the corner, we fought the evening traffic home for an entire five seconds -- we had to wait for a car to get out of sight at the house. After a shower -- we'd done some work ourselves -- we were ready for Don and Mom. We were planning on thanking them for letting us know the Medinas and Guerreros visas had come through. Grin. They showed up on the back patio right on time. Mom was lookin' really good and Don was looking a bit worn. Poor fella. I cuddled him good to ensure he knew I sympathized with his plight. With Mom four months along, she had a really cute bulge beneath her belly button. I was two months along; if we looked really hard at the right time, we could think I had a little bulge, too. We had a great time _looking_ over our Babies Within and deciding they were the cutest two and four-month-old fetuses there ever were. Grin. Sarah and Julio had made reservations at a nice place in Vermont. It was well over 80 here in North Hollywood and a pleasant 70 in Burlington. We spent a half hour looking out over Lake Champlain while we waited to be seated. Of course, we could see New York about 9 miles away. We had on our cleas but played it pretty straight; no faeries or leprechauns. We ate, talked, laughed and had a great time. Mom had been doing a lot of training on new Probe Patrol coordinators. She said, "Not that the job is so difficult, but there's over a hundred in the queue -- and that's after I've already trained and apprenticed twenty so far." Yeh, there were Probe Patrols established in Chicago, New York, Ireland, Great Britain, et cetera, et cetera and yet more et cetera. Bob told us, "I've heard everyone's organizing themselves so I don't have to worry about it. Ana, looks like I've got even more to thank you for tonight." Mom flushed up good and her nipples popped. Good thing the garble shield lets the air flow through or we would have suffocated from the smell. Mom told us the most recent medical adventures. "No adventures. We're studying away at Sperk; all the references we've seen so far have been in that. No surprise there. "We've found tons of material on the medical field just in the desktop systems we work on. We're betting there's a whole lot more around, probably in one of the larger systems." She agreed with our idea of a golf course in Central Park. We had a great time discussing the layout, possible hazards and what we would like to see in the club house. We decided we'd all volunteer to advise and test it out. We all went to our place and soaked in the Jacuzzi while we let dinner settle. Mom *really* appreciated the water jets! She looked around at us sternly after her third "episode" and told us, "Don't think this lets *any* of you off the hook tonight." Yes, ma'am. We set up two rooms (Bob and mine plus the maid's room) as old Irish meeting rooms like Sean had done at their place. Tons of fun. "Daddy" was sweet as every and was very interested in inspecting Missy Lillian's growth. The poor guy was tired, though, and faded out after the first Journey. Ah, well. We'd been listening to Mom get her edges worn down a bit, so I hopped over to their room while we let Daddy's body sleep. Ana was totally yummy. Yeh, I'd nursed on her in my memories, but first-hand and now was so much better! Bob and I took her on an arduous three-hour Journey (Don _supervised_ and stuck his two bits in where they'd do the most good) which left us nicely perched out in the Oort Cloud on a wayward comet. I'd say she understood our thank you. Mario and Sherry were planning on thanking her, too, real soon. ------ (Wednesday 8/16) Don had recovered by morning and was pretty peppy. Mom looked normal, which in her condition meant she'd be satisfied until the afternoon. Breakfast at the Rio buffet! We didn't empty the buffet, but they sure knew we were there. We talked a bit more about Selene City and such. Mom told us, "So far, we haven't seen a single organism from there we couldn't identify. There are plenty by now; people do bring things along with them. But, we'll just keep up the checking and keep our fingers crossed." We discussed having a Mayor, City Council and the whole works up there once things got activated a lot more. Ben had told us the Skunk Works was planning on re-activating the entire place. Once it was operational, it was up to the Clanns to decide how to use it. Well, it didn't have to be settled right then. Bob and I were sure we'd be in the loop somewhere on it. Don and Mom took off; Don had school and Mom had some newbie organizers to train. Bob and I zipped back home and spent a solid three hours on Sperk. Dayum, we were even starting to think in it. The structure and disambiguaties made it a lot easier for that type of work. We couldn't say, "I love you" very well, but we could discuss a process without leaving any loose ends dangling. Maybe in a couple days we'd start in on Phane. Might as well have two new ones floating around. ------ We _talked_ briefly with Amanda in Chicago then zipped up there to meet with the RRK folk. We had an updating meeting with Amanda, Trevor and Richard -- Nancy (our lawyer) zipped over to keep her eye on things. The employment agency was moving right along. With all the new Clanns getting established in the area, they had lots of people to check out. Van Nuys Temps had referred several high-end people to them, while they'd referred several dozen to Van Nuys. Both places were happy. Trevor said, "We've got some 75 management-level people -- and their families -- on the training. From what I gathered at the various meetings, we'll be activating Selene City and other off-planet facilities if for no other reason than to see if we can do it. Are you planning on activating any of the manufacturing facilities on Earth?" Good question. Bob told him, "Probably not right now. It's really up to the Skunk Works security team. After that bit of a fiasco in the Mojave, we're being pretty cautious." Yeh. A good fifty of the Earth-based facilities had fusion reactors. Who knows what would happen if we fired one of them up. ------ BOB Trevor had located several Irish restaurants in the Chicago area. He told us, "There's at least nine that showed up on Google. Figured we'd check them out?" Sounded good to me. The first one, Fado, had franchises in some thirteen cities across the U.S., so if it was a good one here, we'd check the rest of them out. Joan (Trevor's fiancee) joined us before we left the RRK office. We discussed our cleas; I told them, "I figured Kat and I at least would always use a cleas so no gov'mnt folk get too interested. With the DNA filters, we can literally leave no trace behind." They thought that was a great idea. Amanda and Richard got some intense coaching on being Irish then we took off. Good. Fado was really nice; it even looked like what I though an Irish restaurant should look like. The food was excellent, too. We decided to see if Irish whiskey (for Amanda) or Irish beer (for Richard) had a different effect on the non-genetic Irish. Trevor and Joan were our control cases; they figured they were 80% pure Irish. Didn't seem to make much difference. Amanda and Richard got just as blitzed as the Irish. Oh, well. With our cleas, Kat and I looked to be in our early thirties to match the others. We both sampled different brands and ages of Fado's Irish whiskey. Not bad stuff at all! We all sobered up after we left. Seems the blood filters work just fine on blood alcohol. After we got back to the office, we did a DNA check back at the restaurant and for several blocks around. As we'd expected, there wasn't a trace of any of us. Score one (or is that seven?) for our side. Ben checked in with us, _"We've done an investigation on the observation posts on the Moon. You folk interested in a quick tour?"_ Kat and I were. The others (now as sober as Irish could be) demurred; they had other work to do. Ben took us up to one of the Earth-facing posts. The engineers had posted a notice about the SWAGs they'd made about the place. The place didn't look at all well-used. There was very little wear on things and just a few minor repairs. The SWAG was the Cels used it *very* infrequently. There was a medium-sized thermionic converter -- 1,000 megawatts -- a now-standard desktop computer and a larger stand-alone computer. The power leads to an antenna array were really good-sized. Ben told us, _"We figure it's a transmitter. The other Earth-facing post is almost exactly like this, while the two on the back side have smaller converters and radio-telescope antennas. Looks like they were used for very separate purposes. We've been WAG'n what they were for; the back side ones are pretty obvious -- research -- but the transmitters here point directly at the Earth and there's not much provision for adjusting them to point elsewhere."_ They hadn't fired up the thermionic converters on the Earth-facing posts; maybe when they knew more about the larger computers and programming, they'd consider it. In the meantime, even with the radio shields and so on, the SW teams had decided not to activate any of the thermionic converters or fusion reactors on Earth until they were *thoroughly* checked out. Just in case. Just being paranoid. The Earth-based outposts used accumulators and the security team had given their no-emissions blessings on them. Yeh, they were planning on firing up the fusion reactor by Selene City. Ben said, _"Better now than when we have 50,000 bodies around."_ That was scheduled for the weekend or next week after they'd decided on what detection tests they'd be running -- and had the equipment to do it. Seems like one doesn't just drop into Radio Trash and pick a gravitomic or magnetic anomaly detector. Picky, picky, picky. Well, that put another interesting mystery on the lines. Two 1,000-megawatt transmitters could pipe out a lot of Country and Western music. ------ (Thursday 8/17) Pieter Analytics in Brea was Thursday's visit. Only six more to go after that! PA designed and manufactured laboratory instrumentation for medical and engineering laboratories. If something could be measured precisely with an instrument smaller than a bedroom, they could design and build one or 100,000. 350 employees made it pretty lively. There were 20 administrative staff, 125 research engineers (who designed and prototyped) and the rest were manufacturing operations. Kat and I could tell right away we wanted APICS in here. Again, we'd overrun our audit and probe run. Our own quick probes last night hadn't turned up anything unusual, so we weren't looking to find too many Sherman Tanks. We'd found the expected ones of us (ten) with another fifteen having tag nodes. Looked good. Kat, Sherry and I immediately got down to business with the President, VP Research and VP Manufacturing. Funny how all three were ones of us! They'd been to the last couple Clann meetings and were up to date on where we were going. Most of the staff lived right in the area and the local spirits had formed their Clann two weeks ago. Good on 'em! So, we had plenty to talk about besides the business. They took us on the obligatory plant tour; the physical facilities were in good condition. George and Don would drool over the R&D Department. There was just about any piece of electronic or mechanical equipment imaginable in one form or another. Yeh, there was some research going on, all right. Sam, the VP Research, showed us an instrument the size of a twin bed about four feet high. "This is a wide-spectrum electromagnetic detector and analyzer. It may not be the most accurate for any specific range, but it'll give a decent reading from ELF up to gamma radiation. Seems the security folk are concerned about leakage with the fusion reactor." [ELF = Extremely Low Frequency] Yeh, it was experimental in that it was a prototype, but it sure beat going through twenty-odd individual instruments. With a monitor showing a graph of amplitude across the spectrum range, it was pretty obvious what was floating around. In the lab, it showed spikes here and there -- one could select the spike and determine what it was and approximately how strong it was. It currently operated off the 220 volt building supply, but Sam had set up the power supply section so it could be replaced with a Cel accumulator. "Should run a couple thousand hours before you have to recharge it." Five of the R&D crew had worked on it along with Sam -- all ones of us. SW security would be *very* happy about it. Sam and his crew had just finished the final lab testing and were ready to test it in the field -- specifically around the thermionic converter and fusion reactor in Selene City. Toss in a particle detector set for neutrons, protons, and alpha and we should be in good shape. Some of the more esoteric particles required huge detectors; they weren't worrying about them yet. How do we detect gravity anomalies? Dayum, they had such neat stuff! Kat and Sherry were even grinning at some of them, especially since they could see how they could be used in our expansion and colonization efforts. We took the three to lunch in Chicago -- The Galway Arms. This was an Irish pub on Trevor's list. It was quite a decent place with excellent food and good service. Definitely went on the list. We didn't try to get them shit-faced, either. We all had people to do and things to see later on. They didn't blink an eye at the Sean seminar, either. Paul, the President, told us, "Everything will help. We'll start looking at getting in quite a bit of APICS training." Good. Lookin' very good. ------ Since we were, em, in the area, after lunch Kat and I zipped our clubs down and went to the Black Gold Golf Course in Yorba Linda. Sherry shook her head in mock dismay and zipped off to harass some innocent newbies somewhere. We played pretty straight golf. That basically meant if a shot was heading towards a tree, we didn't cleas up a hawk to snatch it and get it back on line. Grin. Kat tried to distract me by waving various delectable body parts at me, but I stoically resisted. Surely Ceann Mor could be above all that, right? If you buy that, remember Sean Cullen still has some pedestrian rights available: SQCullen@cullenent.com. Yeh, I'd been reading Peltz on course management. It had helped tremendously; at least I had a fighting chance then. Hell, she still whooped my arse by three strokes! Winner take all; I treated us to dinner in Cancun. We liked the variation from all the Irish cuisine we'd been doing recently. Pretty decent stuff. It sure was a lot better than doing it myself, although that was completely fine on occasion. We spent the rest of the evening getting stuff ready for the Sean and harem visit on Friday evening. Most of it was Kat and Sherry deciding on the decor; Mario and I put in our two-cents' worth, but it really wasn't needed. ------ KATHLEEN (Friday 8/18) After our exercises Friday morning, we zipped over to Machinists Inc. in Albuquerque to talk with Ned Phillips, the CEO. Yep, an enhancement team had done their magic on him and several others. M Inc had purchased the building down the block they'd had their eye on and were busily fitting it out for expansion. The alley was working just fine for back and forth work. They and JRD Tool and Die right next door were now joined at the hip through their (now-operational) MRP II systems. Turned out the CEO for T & D was now one of us, too. Why not? They seem to rise to the top. We took them to lunch (standard cleas for Bob and me) and talked behind the garble shield. Industrial secrets. O'Niell's Irish Pub by Nob Hill had a great patio with their excellent food and service. Neither Ned or Abe (Abraham, the T & D CEO) were Irish, but didn't mind a beer-tasting run along with our meals. Bob and I tried some beer, too. Yeh, sue us because we were under-aged; our cleas let us appear to be in our 30s like Ned and Abe. Anyway, there were at least 5 Clanns getting well established around the Albuquerque area with rumors of expansion outwards from there. Abe told us, "We've got 75 now in our Clann alone. There's five enhancement teams working away and we've got a Probe Patrol coordinator in training in Burbank. We're steppin' right along!" They both were really interested in learning the Cel technology. They (and quite a few others) were running right along learning Sperk and were ready to dig into some of the actual technologies. They were part of an SW engineering team whose main function was to find and catalog the manufacturing technology. Ned told us, "Our main holdup is the language so far. The search capability on those systems is fantastic, but when you can't understand the results, well... Let's say it adds some time." Like us, they'd found the electronic dictionaries. Again like us, they spent about half their time looking up words and following up words within the definitions. Things *were* getting a lot faster though, as we went along. Both companies' executives had attended Sean's seminar last Saturday. They were really hot to trot on getting in the policies and had gotten several of the Admin Scale workbooks from the Cullen Enterprises web site. Good on 'em! By the end of lunch, we were all pretty shit-faced. Well, a blood filter handled that in about 10 minutes. And to think, there were people who were shit-faced all the time. Ned and Abe headed back to their places. After _checking_, Bob and I zipped over to Boulder City (Nevada) to see how Technical Publications was doing. John Beal, the President, was out and about; the enhancement team had popped him and several others the day after we'd left at the end of June. They had a Clann in operation, mainly with the folk who worked there, and had helped start up 5 others in Las Vegas. Goin' good! John and Louise Merrill had come up with an expansion plan. He took us on a quick tour of the new building they'd put up about 20 yards away from the old one. John told us, "Went like clockwork. Interesting how many delays you can bypass when you know exactly what the delayer is thinking." They'd called in an APICS consultant to help lay out the place. John laughed, "Might as well get it right the first time. We gained at least 15% in overall production speed." Some of the presses were new; others weren't but seemed to be in excellent shape. The place was laid out so the physical work flowed from one place to another with very little backup (queue time) between the stations. John told us he'd hired a lot of the people who'd been coming around looking for work as well as a lot of the family members of current employees. "We put them to work on the construction so they'd know exactly where everything was before the place even fired up. Now that it's running, we're re-doing the layout in the old building so it's up to our standards too." By the time they'd get the original plant redone, their production capacity would have increased three times. They were already putting out promo and were ready to let things rip. Yes! All righty, then! We had a date with the Cullens, so we took our leave and ported back home. After a shower, we got dressed, chatted with Mario and Sherry and waited for the Cullens. They popped up exactly on time. Yeh, we'd meshed on the dress: business casual. They all had their CE hats on, though. They zipped us up to their new properties in Stevenson Ranch -- of course Mario and Sherry went with us; after all, they're part of the cross-cultural exchange team. Melissa told us, "The N&Bs will be doing most of the running at the restaurant while we'll be doing most of the work at Eire's Rest." The places were in the final stages of escrow; they expected them to close within the next two weeks. In the meantime, they'd already enhanced several of the staff in both places, cleaned up Deadwood City and had started training the staff. The hotel was neat. BB said, "From the surveys we've done so far, we're gonna cater to the family crowd going to Magic Mountain. That means kid and family-friendly. While a 'tavern' isn't normally thought of as kid-friendly, we'll handle their considerations on it." They were going to put in a small playground near the pool, enhance the roof for possible nude sunbathing and perhaps put in a small day care center. Parents want to get away, too! Eileen told us, "The restaurant isn't quite up to our standards yet, but it's not bad. As soon as escrow closes, we'll be putting up the new signs and doing a bit of decorating so it'll look Irish. We've gotten plenty of ideas from the Irish pubs and restaurants we've visited the last couple months -- and those we will be visiting." The restaurant staff knew exactly who the Hat Folk were and treated us exactly as they treated the other patrons -- cheerfully and promptly. The food was decent. Maggie told us, "We'll be renovating the kitchen a little. The chef's actually pretty decent; she's just been working under so many budgetary constraints it's been very difficult to get things up to the standards she knows are possible." No dancing yet. They were going to build a small stage at one end but for now it was just a restaurant. The bar or pub area was in good condition. It wasn't so new or fancy you couldn't relax in it. Maybe we were jaded, but the liquor and beer selection was a bit, em, limited. Kate told us, "We'll be building some underground storage so we can stock as much as we like. It's the old balance between having everything possible on hand and carrying inventory." They did have a decent 15-year-old Irish whiskey we could tolerate so we made do with that. We zipped back to our place in North Hollywood. Someone had been doing things! The inside looked like an Irish castle with stone floors and walls. There were even a few "ghosts" wandering around moaning politely. I thought Sarah and Julio would deserve a Soo Laid for their work. We settled in to the common room; it had a nice fireplace and plenty of comfortable chairs and sofas. Bob told them, "Sorry, no castle drafts. We figured we didn't need to be *that* authentic." We talked a lot about SW and the Clanns. Having one of the main SW brains in our midst gave us an edge. Then again, Bob and I had been kept pretty well-informed ourselves. One of the main things we speculated on was the lunar observation posts. Those transmitters were a real puzzle. I mentioned the thought I'd had about Country and Western music, so that got a good laugh. Sean told us, "I though of bad bagpipe music. Say, maybe that's why Earth folk are so cantankerous; they probably listened to that stuff and it fried their minds." That was good for another minute of laugher. We brought the Cullens up to speed on how our oversight visits had been going and they traded some seminar and business jokes with us. Seemed they'd blown off one prospective buyer by telling her she had to memorize all the General Ledger account numbers. Nasty! ------ BOB Sean told us they were working on checksheets for The Book, detail manuals and the two workbooks. I asked him, "Sounds exactly what we need for our companies. You'll have them done tomorrow, right?" Right. Sean was doing the first general checksheet on The Book and the Hat Ladies would start the workbooks and detail manuals. When they got them done and piloted, they wanted to get some different industry experts to customize the drills and practicals for their industry. Sounded great to me. I'd been wondering a bit how to make the studying as interesting as possible. We'd have 28 companies studying at the same time. Eileen told us, "If possible, we'd like to use lots of your JRD companies for the specialties. We're looking at doing an online exam and giving out a certification." Kat and I promptly said we'd cooperate. Maggie cackled and said, "Good thing. It's a lot easier, though it's still a lot of fun if you resist a bit. Hehehehe." We didn't have any serving wenches to drag off Sean, but Kathleen and Sherry did a credible job nonetheless. Mario and I leered at the Hat Ladies. Mario said slowly, "Revenge is sweet," and cackled. Marge immediately jumped on him and said, "Take me. Ravage me and take my innocence. Please, just spare the others." Mario kissed her firmly and said, "How about both of us ravage you and your innocence. Then, after we're warmed up, we might be able to survive the rest." That seemed to be very agreeable to them. He escorted Maggie and Kate away, leaving me to Eileen and BB's (no) mercies. No mercy they had, either. Their Krav Maga training must have taken good hold, because they took us on a wonderfully-slow and sweet Journey which surfed glorious waves on the ocean of love. And love there was. Our _merges_ were achingly tender and deep while our rainbows flared across the space just inside the Oort Cloud. The others joined us and we played hide and seek among the comets and rocks on their journey inwards towards the Sun. Dayum, we even found another small mining facility on one of the comets. Yeh, we even took the time to tag it. I think Sean, Mario and I yowled at the same time. Someone(s) was energetically applying repetitive pressure on our poke spots! Okay. More sweet ladies to love. It's a burdensome job, but we were exactly the ones to do it.

Sorcerer Interesting Times Ch 11-15