Note: This story was dynamically reformatted for online reading convenience. What Mom and Dad Don't Know An Erotic Novel by Peter Teamo This is a work of fiction. Names, places, characters and incidents are either the product of the author's imagination or are used fictitiously, and any resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead, organizations, events or locales is entirely coincidental. What Mom and Dad Don't Know (C) 2005 by Peter Teamo All rights reserved under the International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without permission in writing from the copyright owner. Chapter 1 Rory Slocum couldn't wait to get naked. He had ran halfway home from school, and he was panting as he slammed the living room door shut behind him and leaned back against it. He didn't even bothered going up to his bedroom. He tossed his school books and the precious package he had been carrying aside and tore off his clothes, right there in the middle of the living room. Feeling delightfully free once he was nude, he jumped up and down and giggled as his cock whipped against his belly and the dog tag that hung from his neck--the single piece of clothing that he was wearing--jingled as it swung back and forth. He looked at the big brown envelope that stuck out between his schoolbooks and decided to hold off for just a while longer. He had already learned that anticipation made things that much more exciting, and that excitement had been building ever since his friend Freddy had given him the package. Imagining himself a nudist, he marched around the house, his bare feet tantalized by the lush nap of the living room carpet, the cold tiled floor of the kitchen, and finally the rough wooden decking just outside the backdoor, which was enclosed just enough for him to be outside with his dick hanging out without the neighbors seeing him. "I am a sexy looking stud with a big cock," he announced in a voice carefully pitched so that it wouldn't carry far, and then he laughed. This was something he always wanted to do. A first step, and he couldn't wait to tell Freddy about it. They had both vowed to life a nudist life and this was as close as he had come to fulfilling his pledge. Until now, he had only been naked in his bedroom, the bathroom, and in the locker room and showers at school. Those places didn't count. He went back into the living room, picked up the envelope that he had temporarily been trying to ignore, then returned to the kitchen. This was it, he thought as he opened the refrigerator and felt the coolness waft out over his naked body, enlivening his prick. This was nude living! He found the bowl of egg salad his mother had left for sandwiches and returned to the kitchen table. When he was at last settled and eating his sandwich, he pulled the magazine out of the brown envelope and flipped it open. Pictures of happy naked people jumped right out at him from the pages of Nude Living Monthly. He frowned when the phone rang, interrupting the study that was making his dick delightfully hard. Probably a telemarketer or someone calling for his sister, Molly. He would have let the answering machine pick up on it, but it just might be Freddy. "Hi, Rory. Is Molly there?" It was Anne, currently his sister‘s best friend. And the only one of them that he could stand. Older them him, they all treated him like a creep. Only Anne treated him like a human being. "She had a meeting of the Pep Committee. She won‘t be home until seven." "Molly said your parents are away for the weekend." "Yeah. We're on our own." "No babysitter?" "Be serious!" She laughed. "Who cooks?" "We're going to send out for pizza." "That's cool. Well, tell her I called." Actually, it was cool talking to a girl while was he was naked. "What are you doing?" he asked, trying to extend the conversation and the excitement just a little longer. "Just my homework," she answered. I like to get it out of the way so I have the weekend free. How about you?" His pulse quickened. This was the longest conversation he had ever had with the older girl. And he was nude! "Just having a sandwich and reading a magazine," he said. "A nudist magazine," he said gleefully. That would impress her. "I'm sitting here naked," he added almost as a casual afterthought. "You're what?" "Eating a sandwich, reading a magazine--" "You said you were naked." "Yeah." "That sounds sick." She giggled. "What are you doing, twerp? Do you have your thing in your hand? Are you playing with yourself?" Suddenly, I became panicky. She might tell Molly. "No! It's not like that," he explained. "I'm a nudist--a naturist. It's a lifestyle." "Yeah, right. Molly never said anything about you guys being nudists." "It's not ‘us guys.' It's only me. Me an my friend Freddy." "What? Are you guys members of a club or something?" "Not yet," he swaggered, his confidence growing. She seemed to be taking me seriously. "But we're going to out to one and join up as soon as Freddy gets his driver's license." "So what do you do in the meantime? Just practice at home?" "Yeah." "What do you do?" "Oh, things." "Sexy things?" "Naw. People always think that nudism and sex go together. But it's not true. Yeah, you have to be nude to have sex, but you don't have to have sex just because you're nude," he said knowledgeably. "Know what I mean? Nudism is just healthy living--you know, the sun and all that kind of stuff." He finished, almost out of breath, proud of himself. Freddy would have loved his explanation. "So what do you do?" "Eat sandwiches, read magazines. You know, the usual stuff." "Sounds cool. What happens if you have a visitor?" "What kind of visitor?" Rory asked cautiously. "Male or female." "Female. Would she have to get nude, too?" He began to sweat. Closing his eyes, he tried to remember what was said in that pamphlet Freddy had about introducing your wife to nudism. "No," he said firmly, "she wouldn't have to take off her clothes--not right away. Sometimes women need time to adjust. You know, like sticking your toe in the water at the beach." "So she could get away with just taking off her top? That can't be so bad, they do that all the time in France, don't they? At the beach?" "Oh, yeah, yeah," he said quickly, his heart pounding. "The top would be okay. Like in France." "You're not shitting me, are you? Are you really sitting there in the nude eating a sandwich?" "I've almost finished the sandwich," he conceded. "This I've got to see! I'm coming right over, twerp! And you'd better be naked or I'm going to tell your sister all about your obscene phone calls!" His hand shook as he hung up the phone. What was he going to do now? Freddy! That was it! Freddy would know. He dialed his friend's number, but all he got was a busy signal. "Fuck!" he muttered. His friend was probably using his computer--on the internet watching porn or something. He was on his own. He moved back into the living room. Maybe he should put his clothes back on. No, he couldn't do that. She was expecting to find him nude. Wanted to find him nude. That was why she was rushing over. And she had as much as told him she was going to take off her top. God! He had never seen real tits before! What was he going to do? Recognizing that he was close to hyperventilating, he sank down onto the sofa and tried to calm himself. You can do this, he told himself. You can do this. She's just coming over here to see you naked. To read a magazine. Eat a sandwich. You're a nudist, right. It's no big thing. You can do it! Piece of cake.... Ten minutes later he was in the kitchen surveying the results of his handiwork. He had covered the table with the pink tablecloth with hearts on it that his sister used for Valentine's Day because he knew girls liked pink and he wanted to make her feel at ease. The new egg salad sandwich had been cut into four pieces, just like his mother did for her bridge club. Except he had left the crusts on. He had set a place at the end of the table and one beside it. The sandwiches were in the center, and positioned beside the place that had been set for her was the nudist magazine, opened discreetly to a full page picture of a nudist family--mom, dad, a teenage girl, and a younger girl and boy, along with the family dog. And in case she wanted something to drink, he had placed a carton of milk right beside the nudist magazine. Perfect! He had never before gone to so much trouble for a girl. When the doorbell rang, his heart stuttered. He forced calmness upon himself as he moved toward the door. He jumped again when it chimed a second time. And then he opened the door. The smile on Anne's face turned into a look of shock and terror the moment she saw Rory. She covered her mouth to muffle her shriek. Rory quickly closed the door behind her. ‘Take it easy, Anne," he said, trying to calm her. "You're naked!" "I told you I was." She sagged. "But I thought--oh my god!" She closed her eyes, then slowly opened them again. "Are you going to be okay? Can I get you a glass of water?" "No. I'm all right. It's just that I've never--I mean, never--" "You've never seen a naked boy before?" "N-No." Rory grinned and deliberatively struck a pose that showed everything off without really flaunting it. This was neat. She was older than him, but he definitely had the upper hand. "Is it all right if I look?" she asked. "Sure." She looked. "Wow!" she finally said. "I've never seen--I mean, I've never thought--so this is what they mean by ‘well-hung.'" The blood was pumping furiously through his veins, but he tried to ignore it. "Can I take your sweater?" he asked in what he thought was a suave manner. "I never realized you were so mature, Rory," she said as she extracted her arms and let him take her sweater. Once he had the sweater, he didn't quite know what to do with it, so he tossed it over the back of a chair. She tore her eyes away from his cock and looked back up into his face. She smiled. "I'll never call you twerp again, I promise." Then she saw him still staring at her, waiting for something, and she stiffened. "Ohmigod! I'm supposed to take something off, aren't I?" He grinned. "It's not required, but it's customary--in a nudist situation." "Yes, yes. I understand. But give me a minute, okay? Let me get used to this . . . situation." Rory decided he needed to take charge, otherwise they might still be standing here when his sister got home. "They do it in France all the time," he reminded her as he cautiously moved a step closer to her. She was wearing a pair of navy blue shorts and a red Minnie Mouse tee shirt. With shaking fingers, he reached for the bottom of her tee shirt. "Sometimes it's better to just do it and get it over with," he told her in a soothing voice. He had never been so bold with a girl before. "I guess you're right," she agreed in a shaky voice, and she lifted her arms, making it easy for him to skim her top up and over her head. "Wow! You're a smooth operator." She smiled at him as he tried to avoid staring at her well-filled white bra. "It's easier with a guy who knows what he's doing, if you know what I mean." She turned and presented him with her back. "This is going to be a new experience for me," she warned him, "so please don't laugh or I'll completely go to pieces." "I won't laugh," he assured her as he tried to figure out how to undo the hooks on the wide bra strap that stretched across her back. "It's tight," she remarked, hunching her shoulders back and easing the strain just enough for him to release the hooks. She turned back toward him, still holding the cups of the bra over her tits while she worked the shoulder straps down off her shoulders. Then she dropped her arms and pulled the bra completely away. Her tits wobbled, then settled with their pink tips pointing directly at him. Round bulbs, the size of apples, they were slightly pendulous and far more sexy in the flesh than any he had every seen in a nudist or porn magazine. He couldn't resist. He reached toward them. "May I?" he asked. "D-Do nudists touch?" "Ah, yeah. Sure." "I suppose it would be all right. Do you like them?" He touched her tits, lifted them, felt their weight, their springy consistency. "They're fantastic," he breathed, drawing his hands away. His cock had started to harden and he really didn't want that to happen. Not now, at least. ‘Thank you," she said with a sincere smile. "I suppose you've seen a lot of tits." "A few," he said with a confident swagger. "But yours are the best yet." "Really?" Her eyes filled with delight. "You're just saying that." "No, really," he assured her. His hands went to the waistband of her shorts, trying to find where it was attached. "You said I wouldn‘t have to get nude." "Aren't you wearing panties?" "Of course, but--" His fingers found the hook at the side. The shorts released easier than her bra had, and they slid smoothly down her legs revealing a pair of white low-rise bikini panties that covered no more than they were supposed to, but that part they covered quite adequately. Rory stood up and caught his breath. "You look beautiful," he told her, reaching for her hand. She delayed for a moment to kick her sandals off, then went with him into the kitchen. "What a lovely tablecloth!" she exclaimed. "And the sandwiches! They're so cute! And the magazine, too--ohmigod, they're all nude! A whole family--isn't that just too cool!" "The dog, too," he pointed out. She looked up at him, her smile radiant. There was admiration in her eyes. "Did you do all this yourself?" He swallowed a bite of sandwich and washed it down with milk. "Yep, Anne. I did it all for you." "Wow! This if just like a date, isn't it? A strange kind of date--I mean, with our clothes off at the beginning instead of at the end--not that my clothes have ever come off. You're the first one who's ever seen me like this, Rory," she said a bit breathlessly, arching her back to present herself a little more favorably now that she was getting used to things. "Do nudists always do it this why?" "Huh?" He pulled his eyes away from her tits. "Oh, yeah, mostly." "Actually, it's kind of cool, isn't it? It's like having your dessert first. Why put off the good stuff until the end?--not that I'm advocating going all the way at the beginning of a date--or even the end, for that matter--" She stopped, flustered. "I think I understand what you mean," he said softly. "You do? It's so hard to find a guy who's understanding. You're just so adult, Rory. I can't believe I've never noticed it before." She gave him a wink and licked a bit of egg salad away from her upper lip with the point of her pretty pink tongue. "You're cute, too," she said with a grin, "with your clothes off." Rory didn't know how to respond. She was giving him a big head--in more ways than one, and that made him sit up more proudly. More maturely. She sighed pleasantly. "You sure know how to treat a girl. Everything's just been too perfect." She reached for another piece of the sandwich. "Do you have a girlfriend?" "No." "I'm between boyfriends, too. It's just so hard to find a really mature guy," she said, and she smiled at him. "I'm still a virgin. How about you?" He avoided her eyes. "I really don't like to talk about my sexual experiences." "Oh!" she squealed. "You're so cool! Most guys, that's all they can talk about--their sexual conquests. But look at you! You're just so calm and collected. You keep it all to yourself." She reached across and put her hand atop his. "A girl likes that, Rory. Sexual relations should be confidential--God! I hope I‘m not boring you with my talk." "On the contrary," he said. He loved watching her talk. She was in constant motion, tossing her long, black hair back over her shoulder every time the ends slipped down to tickle her breast, and she was so animated that her tits never stopped jiggling. "I'm fascinated." "Funny," she continued, "here I am just babbling away about sex. I've never talked about sex with a guy before." "Maybe being naked makes it easier," he suggested. "Maybe." She gave him a coy smile. "But I think that it might me the guy that I'm with." She gave him a warm smile. "Do you believe in love at first sight?" Rory almost choked on a mouthful of milk. "Love?" he croaked. "I don't mean love--not really. Not at our age. But chemistry, maybe. I feel there might be something between us, don't you? Look at the facts. I've seen you naked, meaning that I know more about you already than any other boy I've ever met. And, although this is only our first date, so to speak, you've already gotten past second and almost to third base with me. This must mean something, Rory, don't you think?" Rory was desperately trying not to think about it. Already his cock was rising alarmingly under the table. Unless he found some way to wrap the tablecloth around himself, he would never be able to hide it when he stood up. She reached across the table again and grasped his wrist. Firmly, this time. She leaned toward him with a pleading look in her eye. "Talk to me, Rory, please. I need to know how you feel about me." Rory cleared his throat and tried to appear calm. "I feel good about you, Anne. I mean really good! Out of all of Molly's friends, I like you the best. You're more than just sexy," he said, casting a quick glance at her tits. "You're friendly, fun to be around, and even smart. You're my dream girl," he finished with a smile. "You think I'm sexy? You . . . dream about me?" "Yes," he said softly. Actually, he had dreamed about all his sister's girlfriends, sometimes parading them in an imaginary nude beauty contest while he stroked his cock. "Have you ever--I know sometimes boys, you know--" "Yes," he admitted sheepishly. "I've done that, too." "Oh, God! That's so cool! To think that a guy is so overcome by me that he pleasures himself--" "Anne," he blurted out without even thinking. "Let's go steady." "Huh?" "Only temporarily. You're between boys, I'm between girls. We could break it off as soon as we found each other else." "In the meantime," she said thoughtfully, "we'd have each other." "And we could do this again," he added excitedly. "If you want to do it again." "And I wouldn't have to feel cheap about it, would I? When you're going steady with a guy, he's entitled to some liberties. It's expected. And you could help me with my virginity problem." His heart sank. "Like, find some guy to do it for you?" "No, silly! I mean, like, you do it--" His jaw dropped, and he stared at her in awestruck surprise. "--a week from Friday at Becky's slumber party." "At a slumber party?" His mind just was not registering this. "What could be more cool? I have all my friends there for support--in case I get the jitters--and they could make a video so that I could remember it forever and ever." His mind was just a puddle of muddled emotion, but the delight in her eyes made his young heart turn a somersault. "Do you have something to pin me?" she asked sweetly. "Pin you?" It took him a moment to recover his senses. "Oh!" He touched the dog tag that was hanging around his neck. "How about this?" "That would be perfect! It‘s even got your naked sweat on it! How cool is that? Every time I touch it, I‘ll think about you, just like you are now--naked, handsome, and so very, very much a man!" Her enthusiasm was beginning to make his head swim. "Stand up," he ordered, trying his best not to sound timid as he pulled the chain over his head and stood up himself. Both with their feet bare, he was only an inch taller than her. But it was a commanding inch. Her eyes angled upward, following his hands as they slipped the chain over her head. Her nipples lightly grazed his chest, and the feeling was not lost on either of them. He took his time, settling the chain under her flowing tresses and around her neck, allowing it to dangle in the wide cleavage between her tits. "This makes you mine," he told her, "temporarily." "I'm yours," she conceded, closing her eyes and puckering her lips. He tried to remember the way he and Freddy had seen it done in the porn flicks they watched. First, you angled your head.... Her lips felt soft and spongy. He held his breath and experimented, flicking his tongue-tip between her lips. They opened easily. He touched her ribs, and she melted, throwing her arms around him and pressing her ultra-soft young body against his muscular hardness. As they sucked on each other's tongues and exchanged sweet juices, his cock burgeoned into hardness between them. But there was no way either of them could handle such intense excitement for long, and they soon broke apart. "Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "Look at you!" His heart sank. He did not have to look to know exactly the embarrassing condition of his inflamed cock. "It's so big! How do you ever get it into your pants?" "Into my pants? I don't--" She let out a sudden squeal. "Stupid me! Of course you don't! Omigod, you're ready to fuck, aren't you! Let me--can I--touch it?" He hadn't time to protest because her fingers were already eagerly spanning his turgid rod. "Oh, wow! It's so hard--so that's how it all works! I can see it now--I mean, I didn't know how stiff it got. Wow! It could go right inside, couldn't it? All the way in--and then what happens?" He looked at the older girl in surprise. "You don't know?" "Is it sort of like peeing? Do you just spray it out?" "No, it's not like that at all. You rub it." He grinned. "That's the fun part--you know, in and out." "Rub it?" Her hands was already clutched around his pole. Eying it curiously, she squeezed it tightly and gave it a tentative stroke. "Oh, my--it's so loose." She stroked it again. "Is this what they call jerking off?" "Y-Yeah." His anguished tone caused her to look up. "Am I hurting you?" she asked in alarm. "Oh, no!" He caught her hand and encouraged her to continue. "You're enjoying this, aren't you? Ohmigod!" She squealed. "I'm giving you sexual pleasure!" A fleeting grin tempered his pained expression. "Y-Yeah." "Oh, look! Something's coming out. Is that it?" "No," he gasped, her interrupted motion allowing him a breather. "That's just, ah--" he didn't really know what it was called "--some kind of oil--a lubricant. It makes it go in easier." She dropped down to her knees so that she could get closer to his cock to study it better. "That's why I get wet," she said thoughtfully. Then she looked up at him, beaming, the light of knowledge filling he eyes. "Amazing, isn't it? The way everything works?" "Lick it," he grunted. "Lick you penis? Rory! That's filthy. I‘d just die!" "Girls do it," he insisted, refusing to be shamed for his cravings. And it was true. He had actually seen them do it in porn flicks, so he knew it couldn't be all that perverted. "Shana said that she did it," Anne mused. "She said that Irvin did it in her mouth and she actually swallowed some of it! Can you imagine that?" "And she's not dead," he pointed out. "That's not the kind of ‘die' I meant," she said, staring at his prick. And then she sighed. "I guess it's just like riding on the back of a motorcycle. If you don't ever plan on showing your tits in public, don't bother to even get on." With that, she dipped her tongue and swiped her tongue across the swollen tip of his dick. Rory didn't understand her motorcycle logic, but he thoroughly enjoyed the delicate sensations caused by her tongue touch. "It's not bad," she commented, "not bad at all." Her lips curled around the tip, treating it like the delicacy that it was, while her tongue tip poked and teased the tiny hole it its center. All the while, fingers from one hand fluttered up and down the shaft with butterfly-like touches while with her other hand she teased his balls and tickled the sensitive area between them and his asshole. You would think she had found a new toy, and perhaps she had. Rory was in seventh heaven. Never had his dick been in such a turgid state of excitement, never had he been able to hold that elevated state of arousal for so long. It was pure pleasure, almost more than his young body could stand. "How am I doing?" she got out, with an inch of dick in her mouth, and her eyes angled upward, reading his reaction. "You're a great cocksucker," he rasped. "Oh, Rory, you're so nasty!" She resumed stroking his cock and wrinkled her nose at him. "That's what I like about you. I never did think you were just a silly little kid like your sister says you are. You're ahead of your age--you're already a man!" She turned away from the stiff cock she was steadily stroking, and smiled up at him. "I think I'll call you Studly. What will your private name be for me?" He was sweating and breathing heavily, but his eyes wandered around the room as he considered her request. A private name? What silliness. But it seemed important to her, and he had already sensed that making her happy was crucial to getting his own wants fulfilled. His gaze locked on an emptied jar that had been washed and set upside down to dry on the drain board. His mother never discarded a reusable container--the garage was full of them. "How about Pickles?" he muttered. "Pickles! Oh, that's too cute! Pickles and Studly." She turned back to the cock that she was gently manipulating. "Wow! That stuff's really coming out now." "I'm about ready to pop," he gasped. "Really? I want to see--" The first blast sent a stream of creamy whiteness that splattered her cheek, ran down her chin, and dripped onto her right breast just above her taut nipple. She jerked backward in shocked reaction, causing the second spurt to pool in the gap between her breasts. She was able to protect herself from the third eruption, pushing his cock back so that the fountain of come went straight up almost a foot before falling back to flow over her wrist. The organ pumped a few more times, thoroughly drenching her hand. Dripping with come, she just stared in open-mouthed amazement as his cock shriveled out of her sticky grasp. "So that's how it all works! You just stick that thing way in, rub it around, and all that stuff squirts up inside and chases the eggs around and makes babies." "Egg," he corrected her, remembering what they had taught him in school. That was one class he had excelled in. "One egg, lots of sperm. Really, didn't you know?" She stood up, her body aglow, with her come-splattered cheeks forming a dimpled smile. "Of course I knew, silly. But actually seeing what happens kind of puts it all together, doesn't it?" She looked into his eyes. "You don't know how many guys have tried to get into my panties, Studly, but no one has ever gone to all this trouble to impress me and ease my fears." The sweep of her hand took in everything from the pink tablecloth with the nudist magazine centered upon it to his tired cock, which was drooping downward, now, with a final drop of come dangling from its tip like a crystalline teardrop. She hugged him, smearing both their bodies with his splattered come, and gave him a sweet kiss. He was too tired and satiated to initiate any spirited tongue action, so the kiss was just one of promise and gratefulness, which satisfied them both. She licked his cheek, cleaning away the come which had smeared from her cheek onto his. "Now, you can do me," she said, pointing to her cheek, which was covered by the cream from his cock. He started to balk, but then reasoned, if it hadn't harmed her, it probably wouldn't kill him. His first taste made his stomach churn, but then he realized that it didn't really have much taste at all. It was the idea of what he was doing that was bothering him--eating his own come. Well, he would gladly slurp up a lot worse if it gave him the chance to explore her pretty body with his tongue. Once her cheeks were sparkling clean, he licked down her chin and her neck to her tits. He cleaned their spongy fullness, her nipples, and the area between them. His tongue continued down to her bellybutton, which had not received any of the come, then farther still, until he reached the edge of his panties. His heart came to a complete standstill when he hooked his fingers in the waistband. "Stop!" "Huh?" "Don't, please don't. Not right now." "Why not?" he croaked. "I wouldn't have the power to resist you. Not now--I'm too exited. And you wouldn't want something like that to happen, would you?" He stared at her, puzzled. That was exactly what he wanted to happen. And, if she wanted it too. . . . "Think, Studly. If we do it now, I won't be a virgin for the slumber party. You wouldn't want that, would you? Shit! He had forgotten all about that damn slumber party! "Besides, your sister will be home any minute now. You wouldn't want her to catch us messing around right here on the kitchen floor, would you." That got his attention. He looked at the clock. Five after seven. "Shit, Anne! You're right! Get your clothes on--you've got to get out of here!" She started for the kitchen door, then stopped and turned back toward him. "It's not Anne any more," she said with a sweet smile. "Remember?" "Huh? Oh, yeah. Pickles. Hurry, Pickles, please!" Ten minutes later, Rory was stretched out on his bed. He was still naked. His first genuine nudist experience had been very satisfactory. Very satisfactory indeed! And he wasn't in any hurry to end it. He would have to, of course, for pizza. But after that, he could return to his bedroom and be naked all weekend long. Molly certainly wouldn't miss his presence, and neither would he miss hers. He stared down at his resting cock, slumbering comfortably between his legs. That thing had served him well, and later on--after the pizza--he planned to return and relive every minute of the experience with his cock in his hand. In the meantime, he could satisfy himself with the magazine. It wouldn't be as satisfactory an experience, but what the hell? You couldn't wear out your dick, could you? He reached under his pillow for Freddy's nudist magazine. It wasn't there. Then he remembered. He had left it downstairs. He had forgotten to clean up the table. He started to get up. If he hurried, he could still--But just then, he heard the front door open and close downstairs. His sister was home. "Fuck!" he muttered.

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