The Stink is Better than the Pink
by Anal King (samnitebc@yahoo.com)

It was the day before my brother Jerry went off to college that he took me to the side and explained to me his version of the Birds and the Bees. I was thirteen at the time when he went into great detail about what women wanted and how I should go about giving them what they desired. 

At the time, I didn’t know he was pulling my leg. My only experience with a girl had been kissing Melinda Kirsch, the neighborhood tomboy. She said she liked me and wanted me to be her boyfriend. But before anything serious could happen between us, her father got promoted to another branch within the company he worked at. This meant that Melinda had to move two-hundred miles away from me. I was really down the day I saw movers come to her house and pack up everything for the long trip. 

My mother sensed what had me depressed and went about whipping me up my favorite desert the following day, Key Lime Pie. She’d only do stuff like that if I got good grades in school or if I was particularly down.

Anyway, like I was saying before. My brother Jerry started to explain what I should do when I got a girl alone. He said stuff that made my eyes bug out. Stuff like how I should feel up a girl’s ass instead of her boobs, because they liked it when a guy squeezed their asses. And how I should lick the hole where they do number two. Yuck! I told him I could never do that. But Jerry convinced me that once I did it, I'd never want to stop. 

I was scratching my head at this point not sure whether I should believe him or not. He did look serious when he told me these things so I guess he was on the up-and-up. Then the last thing Jerry said I had to do, which was the most important thing of them all, was I had to stick my pecker into their hiney if I was ever going to get a steady girlfriend.

My little brain couldn’t understand how a “cock”, as my brother liked to call it, could fit into such a tiny hole. Jerry had it all figured out. He said, “Listen, kid. Alls you need to do is get a couple of sleeping pills, crush ‘em up in some juice or water, and give it to her. Once she’s asleep, get her on her hands and knees and pull down her panties. You need some Vaseline for the next part. What you do is smear a little on your cock and put a glob on her butthole. Once that’s done, you slide your cock in. Move it in and out a few times and you’ll experience the most wonderful feeling on God’s green earth. That’s all there is to it.”

After that, Jerry went off to college leaving me and my mother alone in our three-bedroom house. My father died of a heart attack when I was two so it was just us three. And now with Jerry gone, it was only me and my mom.

My mom is one sexy lady. At least that’s what my friends keep telling me. I don’t know. She’s pretty and all but seeing how I’m her son, I don’t see her as anything but mom. She has long, straight black hair, hazel eyes, and pouty lips. I know a lot of guys check her out when we walk in the neighborhood. So I guess that means she’s hot.

Mom works part-time to supplement the money we get from my dad’s life insurance policy, which is nice because when I get home from school, she’s already there making me a snack. One day, a few weeks after Jerry left to college, I walked in from school and found my mom bent over putting something in the oven. She hadn’t heard me walk in on account of the music coming from the radio which sat by the window. I stopped in my tracks when I saw that she was only wearing her panties.

I’ve never seen her exposed in such a way because my mom always wore a robe around us. Her hair was damp so I knew she had just gotten out of the shower. 

My eyes locked in on her entire ass. It was really round and plump and shaped like a peach. As she moved a pan inside the oven, her panties would ride up her crack. My mouth flooded with saliva as more of the inner swell of her ass cheeks were revealed. It was an amazing thing to watch her panties being swallowed up by her crack.

My cock began to stiffen like it did when I used to look through Jerry’s sexy magazines. I was nervous that she’d catch me checking out her ass, so I silently walked back to the door and screamed out that I was home.

During dinner that night, my mom was talking about her day while I was thinking about what I had seen earlier. I couldn’t think of anything else. It made me think about what Jerry had told me about women wanting to get their asses fucked. But if that’s what they wanted, then why would I need to use sleeping pills on them? Wouldn’t they just offer me their asses to fuck once I finished squeezing their cheeks? 

Jerry didn’t explain that part but I figure it had to do with the pain of getting something shoved into their tiny holes.

After supper, I went up to my room to start on my homework. I was working on a math problem when all of a sudden, a thought popped into my brain. My mom uses sleeping pills sometimes when she’s having a hard time getting a good night’s rest. There’s a bottle in her medicine cabinet. I’ve seen her take two tablets with water on some nights. Maybe I could swipe a couple and use them on a girl.

Then it hit me like a ton of bricks. Why not crush two or three tablets in some juice and give it to mom. Then once she’s out cold, I’ll put her on her hands and knees and slide my pecker in just like Jerry told me to do. Flashes of my mother’s ass intruded into my mind. I could still see the image of her bending over at the waist. Her ass was a real woman’s ass not like the asses of those little girls I go to school with. Mom’s ass was also like those asses I’ve seen in Jerry’s porno mags.  

I was so excited that night I was barely able to finish my homework because I kept tugging at my prick. Tomorrow, before she goes to bed, I’ll give her the sleeping pills. And with that thought, I went to bed dreaming of my mother’s round ass.

The next day, I found my mom curled up on the sofa reading one of her romantic novels. She smiled up at me as I walked by. My heart was pounding in my chest when I got to the kitchen. I was sweating and my stomach was doing these little flip-flops which made me want to run to the bathroom and take a dump.

With shaking hands, I pulled out three tablets from my pocket. I put them on the counter and opened the refrigerator to remove a jug of SunnyD. I poured us both a glass so she wouldn’t get suspicious if she was the only one drinking. I crushed up the tablets the way Jerry showed me and put the powder in her glass.

I took a deep breath to calm my nerves and walked back into the living room. “Here mom, I thought you could use a drink after all the reading you’ve been doing,” I said with the most innocent smile I could give her.

“Thanks sweetie. You’re a doll.” She took her glass and drank a quarter of it down before placing it on the coffee table. I immediately walked away with my glass and headed back to my room. I didn’t really know how long it would take for the pill to kick in so I waited for two hours before going downstairs to check on her.

Mom had her head resting on the arm of the sofa and her book was on the floor. There was less than half of the juice left in her glass. I walked over to her and gently shook her. I called her name several times but she never responded. My mother was out cold.

I had already taken my bath so the only thing I was wearing was a shirt and the bottom half of my pjs. Mom was in her satin robe which revealed her silky smooth legs. Jerry’s voice echoed in my mind telling me how I had to get a girl on her hands and knees first. So that’s what I did to mom.

Let me tell you. It was a lot of work trying to position a grown woman on her knees. All that pushing and pulling nearly tired me out. The only thing left to do was to place her head over the armrest with her chin down.

Once that was done, I slid her robe up her smooth back and was surprised to see she was wearing a thong. I didn’t even know my mother owned one. It was black and wedged deep into her crack. I reached out with trembling hands, tugged them down her meaty thighs, and left them around her knees. I pulled off my pajama pants and looked down at my stiff cock. I never measured it before but it looked around 5-inches long. I don’t think I’ve ever seen it stiffer than that moment. It angled up and throbbed as a clear liquid formed at its tip.

I picked up the jar of Vaseline I had brought down with me. I uncapped it, scooped out enough to coat my cockhead, and used whatever was left on my mother’s pink hole. It felt good and a little strange to actually touch a woman down there for the first time. I smeared the Vaseline around covering her anus and some of the skin around it.

I used my shirt to clean my fingers off and got on the sofa behind her upturned ass. When my cock was close enough to her cheeks, it began to hit me that I was going to fuck my mother in her ass. I was so excited and scared at the same time but I didn’t want to stop. Jerry said this is what women wanted and he’s been around long enough to know what he’s talking about. 

Thinking about his words made me feel better about what I was going to do. I held my cock by its base and never took my eyes off of it as I inched closer to my mother’s rosy shithole. When the tip touched her anus, I began to push. It wasn’t easy getting in, but I kept on with it. After a few seconds, I could feel the rubbery ring of her anus open around my little-mushroom head. My mom was so tight it even hurt a little sliding in. When her asshole had swallowed my entire head, I gasped in surprise at how good her ass felt. It was all so new to me. I never knew how wonderful it could be sticking a cock inside a woman’s ass.

I became a little scared when I saw the rest of my cock had turned a darker shade of red. I wanted to pull out and check to make sure my dick was okay, but I was too far-gone to care at that point. 

I began to thrust in and pull out the way Jerry had taught me. Wow! Did that feel good. I saw how the shaft of my prick would disappear then reappear like magic. I giggled at that. But not for long because I started to feel strange inside.

There was this tingling in the pit of stomach and a heavy feeling in my balls. My ears burned and my breath became shallow. I kept sliding in and out instinctually knowing something big was going to happen. 

All of a sudden a strange sound escaped my mouth. It was a deep groan which got louder and louder until it turned into a yell. My whole body jerked and then locked up. I could feel my cock twitch over and over again as something warm shot out from my pisshole. It didn’t feel like pee but it sure came out that way, filling the inside of the place where she shits.

I was crying like a baby now as more and more of that pee-like thingy came flowing out.

“Oh, God! Mommy! Arrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh!” My head was spinning but I held on for dear life and rode out the strange sensation which took hold of my body.

When it was all over, I slowly pulled out my soiled pecker and took one look at her curvy bottom. I could now see the milky white stuff I had put inside of her leaking out. I’d have to ask Jerry about that.

Suddenly, I felt very afraid at what I’d done. If my mom woke up and found out I had fucked her in the ass, she’d send me away to live with my grandma for the rest of my life. I shook the thought out of my mind and quickly got some bathroom tissue and began wiping my mother's butthole. When I was done with that, I put back my mother's thong and positioned her the way I found her before. I shut off the lights downstairs and ran to my room on shaking legs.

I got under the covers of my bed and prayed to God that if he’d let me get away with what I had done, I'd never try to fuck my mom again.

The next morning, my mother seemed like her usual self. Phew! That was a close one. Mom never found out what I'd done and I kept my word to God that I would never fuck her ass again.

Since I couldn’t do my mom up the butt anymore, I went to find another girl because I wanted to feel my pecker sliding into a nice tight ass. I convinced Becky, a ten-year-old girl from down the street, if she would do it with me for five dollars.

She thought it was strange and never knew people could do stuff like that but she said she’d try it. I gave her the money and invited her back to my room. My mother was working at the time so I knew we’d be safe.

She pulled down her jeans and panties and got on the bed just like I told her to do. I greased up my pecker and did her the way I did my mom before. She began to cry but held on until I finished shooting my cream up her butt. When I pulled out my dick, her pink hole stayed open for a second before closing up. That’s another thing I’d have to ask Jerry about.

After that first time, Becky became my regular girl as long as I gave her five dollars which later turned into ten. I would’ve paid a whole twenty just to stick my pecker into her little hiney.

I didn’t bother asking any of the girls at school if I could do them in the ass since Becky was all I needed. I hope she sticks around for a while. 

The End