Author: Alexander Title: Celestine Naked Christmas Summary: Celestine's Mom sends her to the store Christmas day; she takes the opportunity for a little naked jaunt Keywords: F, exhib, public, real I was thinking all day yesterday (Christmas) about this website and about being naked. When my mom said she needed some butter from the store, I exclaimed, "I'll go!" I didn't have time to plan, and I certainly couldn't wear my naked coat (that would look suspicious!), but it was in my apartment anyway. I hurried out to my car. I also didn't have time to find a "good" spot. I drove slowly down the street toward 7-Eleven trying to think of what I could do. It was Christmas afternoon, so no one was out on the street at all, and I did find a perfect spot. My parents live in Sunset, not far from Robert Louis Stevenson Elementary School, at 34th and Quintara. On 34th, there is a terrace that is raised a few feet above the sidewalk, and it has a wall and some bushes. Standing on the terrace, I would only be visible from my shoulders up, and if I ducked down I would be hidden. And, since the school takes up the whole block, there are only houses on the East side of 34th. The terrace is maybe 50 yards up from Quintara. I parked my car and climbed the stairs up to the terrace. On one side were the windows of classrooms, and the other side, maybe 20 feet, was the wall and bushes. This was really exciting; I don't know why. This wasn't my grade school, but somehow the idea of being naked in front of all my classmates when I was in school was really exciting to me. I've said before that I don't remember many naked urges when I was younger, but maybe this is some vestige of feelings that have been there all along. Wow, I would have loved to stand in front of my fourth grade class completely naked! For show and tell, stand in front of the black board and say, "here's what I want to show everyone," and take my clothes off, all the other boys and girls mesmerized and staring at me. Uh, how come we never think of this stuff at the time? Standing on the terrace I was completely protected. Even from the second floor of the houses across the street, they might sort of be able to see me, but hardly. Remembering I didn't have much time, I quickly shed my clothes, all at once without pausing after every item as I usually do to savor the step by step process of becoming naked. I was now standing completely naked in front of the blank classroom windows on Christmas afternoon. I moved to the north end of the terrace, where it opens up into the school yard. It is rimmed on one side by the building and on the other by those ugly portable trailer-classrooms. The yard was completely hidden from view on all sides. I could run around there all I wanted without ever being seen. In fact the only danger of that place would not be someone seeing me, but that I would not be able to see them. Someone could come into the yard without any warning. I told myself I would definitely have to come back here. It was a perfect spot to just Be Naked without any worry or thrill of being seen. But I didn't have much time, and I wanted to do something more. I hurried to the south end of the terrace. I went down the stairs and stood at the opening in the wall where the stairs hit the sidewalk, and leaned out and looked up and down, and across the street. There was no one. I stepped out onto the sidewalk and looked up and down. No one was stirring. As I said Quintara was just 50 yards down the hill. I decided to run down to the corner and back. At the corner I had the usual conundrum of the best place to hide--if I knelt next to the cars, I was exposed on the other side, but across the sidewalk against the school wall, then I was exposed on the other side. But anyway, no one was coming on Quintara (which is a very wide, but only two-lane street). I walked straight out onto the Quintara sidewalk. Still no one. I decided just a little farther, and I walked on the cross walk out into the very middle of Quintara. I stood in the middle of the intersection and faced all four directions. Then I heard a car coming from the East. I paused just a couple seconds, daring it to come over the hill, then ran back to the corner and up a little ways onto 34th. I knelt next to the car parked there until it went by, then stood up and walked back to the terrace. This was fun! The whole thing was only 5 or 10 minutes. As I was putting my clothes back on my phone rang; it was my mom, probably wondering where I was! I hurried back to the car and sped on to 7-Eleven. You can imagine what was going on behind the vacant stare I had all through Christmas dinner. Merry Christmas!Celestine Naked Christmas