Newsgroups: alt.sex.bestiality
From: anon14fe@nyx10.cs.du.edu (Name withheld by request)
Subject:  Guide to Sex with Dogs for Men
Date: 31 May 1994 22:34:20 -0600

     A Guide to Selecting a Female Animal for Fun and Friendship
                             by BeastBoy
                       Copyright 1993 BeastBoy
                         All Rights Reserved


                             INTRODUCTION

        I have often been asked by the would-be bestialist: "What kind
of animal is the best?"  A lot of the answer, of course, is personal
taste, but many guys have little or no experience, and have no
knowledge on which to base an opinion.  An ideal situation would be to
have one of each to experiment with, but in this day and age, few can
have a place to keep farm animals, and fewer still can keep a
selection of them.   Therefore, I have written this paper, in which I
will share some insights gained over more than 35 years of making love
to animals of all common species.  My opinions are my own, of course,
but perhaps the information here will help lead you in the right
direction.

        First there are some important things that are common to all
animals:

                           WHERE TO GET YOUR ANIMAL

        If you live in an area where you can have farm animals, there
are bound to be one or more livestock auctions nearby.  If you decide
to attend, get there early and inspect the possibilities.  A lot of
this is just gut feel, since you will not likely get close enough to
touch them.  If you are going to bid on an animal, select one that has
a sleek coat, bright eyes and an alert posture.  A lot of auction
animals have not been treated very well in their life, so they will be
suspicious of humans and may be difficult to train.

        The best place to buy livestock is from a breeder.  The cost
will be higher, but you will be able to better evaluate the animal and
find out something about her history.  You will be able to get a
"hands on" inspection, so be sure to briefly get a hand under her tail
and see how she reacts to having her pussy and asshole touched.  You
can usually do this without being too obvious.  Besides, breeders
understand that when someone is buying breeding stock, it is
acceptable to examine the animal's genitals.

        When looking for a bitch, keep in mind that it is getting more
and more difficult to find an intact bitch due to city and county
regulations about spaying and neutering.  You will most likely have to
go to a breeder to get one, and adult bitches are difficult to find.
Even when you locate one, it is difficult to know how she was raised
and treated and trained.  If you are set on buying a dog, the best and
most sure approach is to buy a puppy and raise and train her yourself.

                           KNOW YOUR ANIMAL

        Once you have made your selection and purchase, and have
gotten your new animal home, don't expect success in screwing her five
minutes after arriving home.  Unless she has had sex with a guy
before, her natural instinct will be to resist.  This is not the same
kind of resistance that a woman would have, but just an instinctive
reaction to another animal (you) having access to certain parts of her
body.  First, you should let your animal find out about her
surroundings and get comfortable with her new home.  Most animals are
quite sensitive to changing homes, and if you try to approach her too
soon, she will probably react unfavorably.

        After she gets used to her new home, she will need to get used
to you.  You can start by just being around her a lot.  When you feed
her, stay in her immediate vicinity.  It won't take long for her to
realize that you are not a predator, and will allow you to be near.
Then you have to get her used to your touch.  Scratch her where she
can't reach.  Brush her with an appropriate comb.  Most animals,
unless they have been the victims of abuse, will take to this type of
intimacy very quickly.  All these things will also make you much less
likely to get bit, kicked or stomped.

        The real secret of success with animals is to be able to put
yourself on their level and understand things from their point of
view.  This is not a degrading thing to do, it's just different.

        The friendship you develop with your animal will not happen
overnight, but it will happen.  Soon you will be able to touch her
anywhere without her flinching, and she will trust you.  Now, when you
take your clothes off and eat her out or fuck her, it's just an
extension of things she is already used to.

        Most "authorities" lump sex with animals in the same thought
as pedophilia.  They view both activities as a "violation of the
innocent".  While that may be true in pedophilia, when it comes to
animals nothing could be further from the truth.  Animals do not
consider sex to be any more important than eating, sleeping or any of
their other activities.  It is a totally instinctive thing that is
hard-wired into their id.  The main reason animals breed is because of
this instinct.  The female animal of most species don't really get to
enjoy it because the male is in and out in a matter or seconds.  This
is because of the hard-wiring again.  If animals didn't breed fast in
the wild, they would be at a distinct disadvantage if they were caught
in the act by a passing predator.  You have a unique opportunity with
the female animal.  By providing her with long sessions of sensations
and pleasures that she probably has never had before, she will come to
enjoy the act more and more.  You will be bringing her up to your
level, not the other way around.

        If you are aspiring to be a true bestialist, you need to use
all your resources.  Use your tongue, fingers and cock in every
pleasurable way you can think of.  Don't just fuck her, but make love
to her.  Engage in foreplay with her.  Fondle her all over, play with
her tits, give her plenty of oral sex.  You will be bonded that much
closer to her every time and your eventual orgasm will be much more
intense.  Some readers may resist going to this extent.  If you don't
go to this extent, I believe it will be a loss for both of you.

        Once you have finished having your fun, don't just put you
pants on and leave.  A little afterplay is good.  Pet her and talk to
her.  Gently clean your cum off her if need be.  Give her a treat,
such as a handful of grain, fed from your hand.  All this will only
strengthen your bond with the animal.

                         SHARING YOUR ANIMAL

        Most guys keep their animal activities to themselves, probably
because of prejudice, fear or the feeling that they are all alone in
their desires.  I always thought so too, but I was fortunate to find
some friends who taught me that bestiality is much more erotic and fun
when shared with a buddy.  Of course, many guys are insecure and not
interested in group scenes.  My advice is to try it if the opportunity
presents itself.  There's nothing quite like a "barn party" with four
or five guys standing around jacking off, watching you screw whatever
is available, and waiting their turns.  Sloppy fifths is something you
will not soon forget.  If you weren't an exhibitionist before, you
will be after that!  You don't have to worry about your performance in
this situation.  Animals will not look down on you or laugh if you
can't do the deed.  Fellow animal lovers will also understand.  If you
are the only one who has sex with your animal, then you should have no
fear of catching any diseases.  Animals have their own brand of
venereal disease, and except for very rare circumstances, is not
transmittable to humans.  Also, you cannot give her anything you might
have.  If you are sharing your animal, it may not be a good idea to
eat her after your buddy gets off in her, even though the higher body
temperature should kill any bugs that might be in the sperm.  Nothing
is absolutely safe, so just follow common sense and good hygiene.

        One thing you need to find out is how your animal will react
to being shared.  Sometimes, she may have developed such a bond with
you that she will be unwilling to take on someone else.  That is a
rarity, but does happen.  Some animals may not like the prolonged
session that will result with two or more guys sharing them, while
others get hotter as you go, and can't get enough.  This is something
that you must determine through experimentation.  If it becomes
obvious that your sharing is stressing your animal, then stop.  Again,
a true animal lover will understand this situation too.   Keeping your
animal happy.

        You will eventually learn all of your animal's moods.  Some
animals can be quite moody at times, and if you don't recognize this,
your chances of being bit, kicked or stomped are greatly increased.
Some days they might not want you around at all, other days they can't
get enough of you.  Don't force yourself on her when she is in one of
these anti-human states.  Give her some respect, and she will be happy
and more than willing later.

        Most farm animals don't get a great deal of attention from
humans, except for things the animal does not like...  vaccinations,
branding, etc.  It follows that most farm animals are not very happy.
The best thing you can do to keep your animal happy is to be around
her, talk to her, brush and clean her.  You will find that the actual
sex is a very small percentage of your total involvement.  Keeping her
clean will also make things better for you.  It would be really tough
for even a seasoned bestialist to get interested in oral sex with a
cow that has been on pasture all summer.  Clean the corners of her
eyes, and her nose.  Brushing and combing are good for body cleaning,
and use some warm water and very mild soap to clean her udder and
genitals.  Of course, these things might get you turned on, so you may
want to follow up with some hot sex.

        Another factor that will keep your animal happy is proper
housing.  Build a home and provide an exercise area appropriate to
your animal.  There is really no reason to build your structure air
tight, unless you live in an area that has forty below winters.  Farm
animals are designed to live outdoors.  As long as you provide them
with a place to get in out of the wind, they will be happy.  For
example, if you live in cold regions of the world such as in the
northern parts of the United States, or in Canada, consider heaters in
the building, and more insulation.  Make sure she has an adequate
supply of fresh water all the time.  Use a tank heater in the winter
(have you ever tried to get a drink through six inches of ice?).  Feed
her quality feeds and be picky about who you buy hay and grain from.
Another thing to bear in mind about housing for your animal:  It needs
to meet your requirements also.  Obviously, it needs to be private, so
solid doors are a must.  It needs to be large enough that you will be
able to enjoy your fun without a lot of encumbrances.  There should be
storage for lubricants, paper towels, and any other paraphernalia you
might need.  You will also need a place to keep larger things like
stools to stand on, if necessary, and maybe some knee pads to kneel
on.  Remember that a barn is usually a dusty environment, so storage
areas need to be enclosed.  Have some hooks or hangers for clothes.
If you are into photography or video, you may need power outlets.
Build the best structure you can for your budget.  Barns are homes
away from home for a bestialist.

                       KEEP YOUR ANIMAL HEALTHY

        Animal health is a very gray area for a lot of people.  If you
do not know something about the physiology and biology of your animal,
then go buy a book and learn about it.  Learn to recognize signs of
distress, and when to worry and when not to.  Pick a veterinarian and
stick with him or her (hir).  Call hir if you think it is necessary.
Inspect your animal daily for signs of damage.  They all get nicks,
cuts and bruises.  Keep some alcohol, cotton, "breathable" tape and
other veterinary supplies handy just in case.  Make sure she gets her
yearly vaccinations.  Every species has different needs, and it is
essential that you learn the basics.

                     COMMENTS ABOUT SOME SPECIES

        These comments are based mostly on my personal experience.
After these comments, I will try to make a recommendation.

BITCHES

        My own experiences with bitch dogs has not been very good.
They generally have very tight and dry pussies, and require a lot of
tongue work to get them opened up.  Even then, they have a bone a
couple of inches in that prevents you from sticking your dick straight
in.  You have to angle up and over to get by this bone.  Their height
is generally too low to have sex with them while you are standing up,
and too high to have sex with them while you are kneeling.  The best
way to have sex with a bitch is to put her in bed and lay down behind
her.  The best sex I ever had with a bitch was one time when I took
sloppy seconds from a friend.  However, in general, I would have to
rate bitches as generally unsatisfactory.

GOATS

        Goats are very friendly animals, and seem to crave attention
and companionship from people.  They love to play, and sometimes will
spend as much time as you want playing.  If you want to do this, get a
goat with no horns!  The larger breeds are about the same size as a
large dog, so they are not too convenient to mount.  They can be
trained to lay down, so you can put them in bed, but will not take to
this as fast as a dog.

        A goat can be a great screw if you are not too well hung.
Their pussies look quite small, but a lot of tonguing will open them
up, and they don't have the bone like a dog.  The entire genital area
of the goat has very velvety skin, and a lot of time can be spent
licking her pussy, asshole and the underside of her tail.  I have
found that you can get your cock in OK, but the goat does not seem to
have a very deep pussy.  I tend to bottom out.

        Goats shit a lot, but the turds are small and hard and you can
just brush them out of the way.  The sphincter muscles of the goat are
fairly weak, so you can easily butt fuck them too.  (That is, of
course, if they let you.  Consent is everything in animal love.)
Personally, I prefer the black Nubian breed.  What a sexy looking
animal!

        Be sure to do proper housing for your goat.  They can jump a
great distance.  I've seen one clear a six foot fence from a standing
start.

SHEEP

        When someone who is not into the scene hears about sex with
animals, almost invariably they think of sheep.  So many shepherds
have told so many stories over the years.  My experience tells me that
this reputation is probably well deserved.  Their main disadvantage is
their size... they are not convenient to mount.  They are fairly easy
to get into bed.  Once a sheep thinks she is trapped, most of them
will give up and stop any struggling.  Every time, I am concerned
about that and it is a little distracting, because I do not wish to
"trap" any animal for my own pleasure.  Pleasure must be mutual for me
to enjoy it.  Anyway, sheep body shapes allow you to get them on their
backs and fuck them belly to belly -- and kiss them while your at it!

        Sheep tend to have burrs, stickers and other undesirable
things in their coats.  I recommend keeping them shorn.  Even then,
their wool produces a lot of lanolin, so you can expect to come away
feeling a little oily.

        The thing that really recommends the sheep is the pussy.  It's
as though it was specifically designed for bestiality minded guys.  It
is tight, wet, and seemingly bottomless.  It's also a good pussy for
eating.  Don't worry if you are hung like a mule, the sheep will
accommodate you just fine.  Sheep don't have a very strong sphincter
muscle, so you can easily fuck them up the ass also.

SOWS

        My experiences with a sow have been a little less than
satisfactory.  The one I had was quite large, around 600 pounds and
(you guessed it) fat as a pig!  She just was not very attractive to
me.  Once I got into her, her pussy was very hot and clinging, and she
was really a pretty good fuck.  Sows are difficult to mount due to
their size, and at that weight you can't exactly pick them up and lay
them down.  I found that if I spread my legs way out and balanced on
her back, I could get to her pussy fairly well.  Big sows are quite
strong, and they won't stand for you unless they want to.  It's
difficult to tie one because ropes just slip over their head.

        One nice thing about sows is that when they are in heat, all
they want is to get fucked.  You can easily tell by putting pressure
on their back.  If they assume a more sexual stance, and appear to be
a little paralyzed, you have a hot sow!

        I would like to have more opportunities with sows, but have
not had the chance.  At various livestock shows I have noticed that
the prize sows were trim and fit at around 150 pounds, and very sexy
looking.  I would not kick one of those out of bed!

COWS

        Cows are easy and fairly cheap to get, fun to fuck, and easy
to sell for what you paid for them.  This is probably the reason they
are a favorite on many farms.  Cows that are kept for sex are usually
fed grain and hay rather than being pastured.  Pasture feeding a cow
will usually bring on a lot of diarrhea.  Cows are not attractive to
most people when their whole rear end is covered in dried shit.  Grain
feeding eliminates this problem.

        Cows have wonderfully warm and slimy pussies, and are very
good eating.  Unfortunately, to get the best fuck from them, you have
to be hung a little better than average.  Those of you less well
endowed can try out the four-month old heifers.  The younger heifers
can be fucked while standing flat footed, but the adult cows will
require something to stand on.

        One of the best things about cows is that the pussy is not
buried way down between heavy muscled ass cheeks; it usually hangs out
a little from their body.  When you are eating cow pussy, you can get
your tongue really deep.  When fucking them, you can stick you balls
and everything in there.  If you have friends watching, it's also
easier for everyone to see what's going on.

        Cows seem to have an endless supply of shit inside, and love
to release it just when you are about ready to come and not in the
mood to pull away.  When the cow is grain fed, the turds are hard and
this is generally not a problem.  For the pasture fed cows, the
closest thing I can think of is the feeling of a few gallons of warm
spaghetti sauce running over your belly and down your legs.  Cows love
to piss a lot also.  If you like to eat pussy, like the avid
bestialist, and you're on your knees behind the cow, you run the risk
(or the pleasure, depending on how you look at it) of being drenched
at any moment with about two gallons of hot cow piss.  I have found
this to be an enormous turn-on, but if you personally have a problem
with being pissed- on and occasionally shit-on by your animal, you
will probably want to own something other than cows.

MARES

        Mares are fairly easy to fuck, and you will need a crate or
stool that will bring you up to their level.  They take to being
trained to stand still very quickly.  Mares have an unusual feature in
their pussies that allows them to voluntarily contract some muscles
that result in a "winking" effect.  Some mares have such a strong
winking that you can hear the snap when they do it.  This feature
makes mares absolutely the best eating pussy on the planet.  Of
course, mares run the whole gamut from cold fish to incredibly hot sex
machines.  You will have to experiment to find out where your mare
fits in.

        If you are lucky enough to have one of the hot ones, it means
that she will be winking and squirting fluid and making obscene
squishing noises when being fucked.  This helps make up for the fact
that they do have large pussies, and unless you are well equipped, you
might not get enough friction to get off.  The squishing and winking
might give you a psychological advantage though... since she would
also exhibit these actions when being fucked by a stallion, you can
think of yourself as a stallion, and that can give you an enormous
boost!

        Miniature horses have all the same attributes as the full size
ones, except they are too small to ride.  For the average hung dude,
one of these might be the way to go.  You will probably still get the
winking and squishing, but with a much tighter pussy, you will have a
sex partner to die for.  Also, you can fuck the miniatures flat-
footed.  Mares seldom dump or piss during the action, so you can
concentrate on getting your rocks off.

                              CONCLUSION

        Based on all the foregoing, I highly recommend mares as the
best animal partner that can be had.  If you get a full size one, you
have the added pleasure of being able to saddle her up and go for a
ride.  In addition, a mare would not be out of place in a non-farm
area.  Lots of residential areas permit horses, but not other farm
animals.

        End of dissertation... remember, play safe, have fun, and fuck
like a mink because it will be all too soon when you will not be able
to do it any more.  Thank you.

                                 End
