                       'THE 120 DAYS OF SODOM'

                        by The Marquis de Sade

          Translated by Austryn Wainhouse and Richard Seaver

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                             INTRODUCTION

       The extensive wars wherewith Louis XIV was burdened during his
reign, while draining the State's treasury and exhausting the
substance of the people, none the less contained the secret that led
to the prosperity of a swarm of those bloodsuckers who are always on
the watch for public calamities, which, instead of appeasing, they
promote or invent so as, precisely, to be able to profit from them the
more advantageously. The end of this so very sublime reign was perhaps
one of the periods in the history of the French Empire when one saw
the emergence of the greatest number of these mysterious fortunes
whose origins are as obscure as the lust and debauchery that accompany
them. It was toward the close of this period, and not long before the
Regent sought, by means of the famous tribunal which goes under the
name of the Chambre de Justice, to flush this multitude of
traffickers, that four of them conceived the idea for the singular
revels whereof we are going to give an account. One must not suppose
that it was exclusively the low-born and vulgar sort which did this
swindling; gentlemen of the highest note led the pack. The Duc de
Blangis and his brother the Bishop of X***, each of whom had thuswise
amassed immense fortunes, are in themselves solid proof that, like the
others, the nobility neglected no opportunities to take this road to
wealth. These two illustrious figures, through  their pleasures and
business closely associated with the celebrated Durcet and the
Prsident de Curval, were the first to hit upon the debauch we propose
to chronicle, and having communicated the scheme to their two friends,
all four agreed to assume the major roles in these unusual orgies.
       For above six years these four libertines, kindred through
their wealth and tastes, had thought to strengthen their ties by means
of alliances in which debauchery had by far a heavier part than any of
the other motives that ordinarily serve as a basis for such bonds.
What they arranged was as follows: the Duc de Blangis, thrice a
widower and sire of two daughters one wife had given him, having
noticed that the Prsident de Curval appeared interested in marrying
the elder of these girls, despite the familiarities he knew perfectly
well her father had indulged in with her, the Duc, I say, suddenly
conceived the idea of a triple alliance.
       "You want Julie for your wife," said he to Curval, "I give her
to you unhesitatingly and put but one condition to the match: that
you'll not be jealous when, although your wife, she continues to show
me the same complaisance she always has in the past; what is more, I'd
have you lend your voice to mine in persuading our good Durcet to give
me his daughter Constance, for whom, I must confess, I have developed
roughly the same feelings you have formed for Julie."
       "But," said Curval, "you are surely aware that Durcet, just as
libertine as you..."
       "I know all that's to be known," the Duc rejoined. "In this
age, and with our manner of thinking, is one halted by such things? do
you think I seek a wife in order to have a mistress? I want a wife
that my whims may be served, I want her to veil, to cover an infinite
number of little secret debauches the cloak of marriage wonderfully
conceals. In a word, I want her for the reasons you want my daughter -
do you fancy I am ignorant of your object and desires? We libertines
wed women to hold slaves: as wives they are rendered more submissive
than mistresse, and you know the value we set upon despotism in the
joys we pursue."
       It was at this point Durcet entered. His two friends related
their conversation and, delighted by an overture which promptly
induced him to avow the sentiments he too had conceived for Adelaide,
the Prsident's, Durcet accepted the Duc as his son-in-law, provided
he might become Curval's. The three marriages were speedily concluded,
the dowries were immense, the wedding contracts identical.
       No less culpable than his two colleagues, the Prsident had
admitted to Durcet, who betrayed no displeasure upon learning it, that
he maintained a little clandestine commerce with his own daughter; the
three fathers, each wishing not only to preserve his rights, but
noticing here the possibility of extending them, commonly agreed that
the three young ladies, bound to their husbands by goods and homes
only, would not in body belong more to one than to any of them, and
the severest punishments were prescribed for her who should take it
into her head not to comply with any of the conditions whereunto she
was subject.
       They were on the eve of realizing their plan when the Bishop of
X***, already closebound through pleasure shared with his brother's
two friends, proposed contributing a fourth element to the alliance
should the other three gentlemen consent to his participation in the
affair. This element, the Duc's second daughter and hence the Bishop's
niece, was already more thoroughly his property than was generally
imagined. He had effected connections with his sister-in-law and the
two brothers knew beyond all shadow of doubt that the existence of
this maiden, who was called Aline, was far more accurately to be
ascribed to the Bishop than to the Duc; the former who, from the time
she left the cradle, had taken the girl into his keeping, had not, as
one may well suppose, stood idle as the years brought her charms to
flower. And so, upon this head, he was his colleagues' equal, and the
article he offered to put on the market was in an equal degree damaged
or degraded; but as Aline's attractions and tender youth outshone even
those of her three companions, she was unhesitatingly made a part of
the bargain. As had the other three, the Bishop yielded her up, but
retained the rights to her use; and so each of our four characters
thus found himself husband to four wives. Thus there resulted an
arrangement which, for the reader's convenience, we shall
recapitulate:
       The Duc, Julie's father, became the husband of Constance,
Durcet's daughter;
       Durcet, Constance's father, became the husband of Adelaide, the
Prsident's daughter;
       The Prsident, Adelaide's father, became the husband of Julie,
the Duc's elder daughter;
       And the Bishop, Aline's uncle and father, became the husband of
the other three females by ceding this same Aline to his friends, the
while retaining the same rights over her.
       It was at a superb estate of the Duc, situated in the
Bourbonnais, that these happy matches were made, and I leave to the
reader to fancy how they were consummated and in what orgies; obliged
as we are to describe others, we shall forego the pleasure of
picturing these.
       Upon their return to Paris, our four friends' association
became only the firmer; and as our next task is to make the reader
familiar with them, before proceeding to individual and more searching
developments, a few details of their lubricious arrangements will
serve, it seems to me, to shed a preliminary light upon the character
of these debauchees.
       The society had created a common fund, which each of its
members took his turn administering for six months; the sums,
allocated for nothing but expenses in the interests of pleasure, were
vast. Their excessive wealth put the most unusual things within their
reach, and the reader ought not be surprised to hear that two million
were annually disbursed to obtain good cheer and lust's satisfaction.
       Four accomplished procuresses to recruit women, and a similar
number of pimps to scout out men, had the sole duty to range both the
capital and the provinces and bring back everything, in the one gender
and in the other, that could best satisfy their sensuality's demands.
Four supper parties were held regularly every week in four different
country houses located at four extremities of Paris. At the first of
these gatherings, the one exclusively given over to the pleasures of
sodomy, only men were present; there would  always be at hand sixteen
young men, ranging in age from twenty to thirty, whose immense
faculties permitted our four heroes, in feminine guise, to taste the
most agreeable delights. The youths were selected solely upon the
basis of the size of their member, and it almost became necessary that
this superb limb be of such magnificence that it could never have
penetrated any woman; this was an essential clause, and as naught was
spared by way of expense, only very rarely would it fail to be
fulfilled. But simultaneously to sample every pleasure, to these
sixteen husbands was joined the same quantity of boys, much younger,
whose purpose was to assume the office of women. These lads were from
twelve to eighteen years old, and to be chosen for service each had to
possess a freshness, a face, graces, charms, an air, an innocence, a
candor which are far beyond what our brush could possibly paint. No
woman was admitted to these masculine orgies, in the course of which
everything of the lewdest invented in Sodom and Gomorrah was executed.
       At the second supper were girls of superior class who, upon
these occasions forced to give up their proud ostentation and the
customary insolence of their bearing, were constrained, in return for
their hire, to abandon themselves to the most irregular caprices, and
often even to the  outrages our libertines were pleased to inflict
upon them. Twelve of these girls would appear, and as Paris could not
have furnished a fresh supply of them as often as would have been
necessary, these evenings were inters- persed with others at which
were admitted, only in the same number as the well-bred ladies, women
ranging from procuresses up through the class of officers' wives.
There are above four or five thousand in Paris who belong to one or
the other of the two latter classes and whom need or lust obliges to
attend soirees of this kind; one has but to have good agents to find
them, and our libertines, who were splendidly represented, would
frequently come across miraculous specimens. But it was in vain one
was honest or a decent woman, one had to submit everything: our
Lordships' libertinage, of a variety that never brooks limits, would
overwhelm with horrors and infamies whatever, whether by Nature or
social convention, ought to have been exempt from such ordeals. Once
one was there, one had to be ready for anything, and as our four
villains had every taste that accompanies the lowest, most crapulous
debauch, this fundamental acquiescence to their desires was not by any
means a matter of inconsequence.
       The guests at the third supper were the vilest, foulest
creatures that can possibly be met with. To him who has some
acquaintance with debauchery's extravagances, this refinement will
appear wholly understandable; 'tis most voluptuous to wallow, so to
speak, in filth with persons of this category; these exercises offer
the completest abandon, the most monstrous intemperance, the most
total abasement, and these pleasures, compared with those tasted the
evening before, or with the distinguished individuals in whose company
we have tasted them, have a way of lending a sharp spice to earlier
activities. At these third suppers, debauch being more thorough,
nothing was omitted that might render it complex and piquant. A
hundred whores would appear in the course of six hours, and only too
often something less than the full hundred would leave the games. But
there is nothing to be gained by hurrying our story or by broaching
subjects which can only receive adequate treatment in the sequel.
       As for the fourth supper, it was reserved for young maids; only
those between the ages of seven and fifteen were permitted. Their
condition in life was of no importance, what counted was their looks:
they had to be  charming; as for their virginity, authentic evidence
was required. Oh, incredible refinement of libertinage! It was not,
assuredly, that they wished to pluck all those roses, and how indeed
could they have done so? for those untouched flowers were always a
score in number, and of our four libertines only two were capable of
proceeding to the act, one of the  remaining two, the financier, being
absolutely incapable of an erection, and the Bishop being absolutely
unable to take his pleasure save in a fashion which, yes, I agree, may
dishonor a virgin but which, however, always leaves her perfectly
intact. No matter; the twenty maiden-heads had to be there, and those
which were not impaired by our quartet of masters became, before their
eyes, the prey of certain of their valets just as depraved as they,
whom they kept constantly at beck and call for more than one reason.
       Apart from these four supper parties there was another, a secret
and private one held every Friday, involving many fewer persons but
surely costing a great deal more. The participants were restricted to
four young and high-born damsels who, by means of strategy and money,
had been abducted from their parents' homes. Our libertines' wives
nearly always had a share in this debauch, and their extreme
submissiveness, their docile attentions, their services made it more
of a success each time. As for the genial atmosphere at these suppers,
it goes without saying that even greater profusion than delicacy
reigned there; not one of these meals cost less than ten thousand
francs, and neighboring countries as well as all France were ransacked
so that what was of the rarest and most exquisite might be  assembled
together. Fine and abundant wines and liqueurs were there, and even
during the winter they had fruits of every season; in a word, one may
be certain that the table of the world's greatest monarch was not
dressed with as much luxury nor served with equal magnificence.
       But now let us retrace our steps and do our best to portray one
by one each of our four heroes - to describe each not in terms of the
beautiful, not in a manner that would seduce or captivate the reader,
but simply with the brush strokes of Nature which, despite all her
disorder, is often sublime, indeed even when she is at her most
depraved. For - and why not say so in passing - if crime lacks the
kind of delicacy one finds in virtue, is not the former always more
sublime, does it not unfailingly have a character of grandeur and
sublimity which surpasses, and will always make it preferable to, the
monotonous and lackluster charms of virtue? Will you protest the
greater usefulness of this or of that, is it for us to scan Nature's
laws, ours to determine whether, vice being just as necessary to
Nature as is virtue, she perhaps does not implant in us, in equal
quantity, the penchant for one or the other, depending upon her
respective needs? But let us proceed.

       The Duc de Blangis, at eighteen the master of an already
colossal fortune which his later speculations much increased,
experienced all the difficulties which descend like a cloud of locusts
upon a rich and influental young man who need not deny himself
anything; it almost always happens in such cases that the extent of
one's vices, and one stints oneself that much less the more one has
the means to procure oneself everything. Had the Duc received  a few
elementary qualities from Nature, they might possibly have
counter-balanced the dangers which beset him in his position, but this
curious mother, who sometimes seems to collaborate with chance in
order that the latter may favor every vice she gives to those certain
beings of whom she expects attentions very different from those virtue
supposes, and this because she has just as much need of the one as of
the other, Nature, I say, in destining Blangis for immense wealth, had
meticulously endowed him with every impulse, every inspiration
required for its abuse. Together with a tenebrous and very evil mind,
she had accorded him a heart of flint and an utterly criminal soul,
and these were accompanied by the disorders in tastes and irregularity
of whim whence were born the dreadful libertinage to which the Duc was
in no common measure addicted. Born treacherous, harsh, imperious,
barbaric, selfish as lavish in the pursuit of pleasure as miserly when
it were a question of useful spending, a liar, a gourmand, a drunk, a
dastard, a sodomite, fond of incest, given to murdering, to arson, to
theft, no, not a single virtue compensated that host of vices. Why,
what am I saying! not only did he never so much as dream of a single
virtue, he beheld them all with horror, and he was frequently heard to
say that to be truly happy in this world a man ought not merely fling
himself into every vice, but should never permit himself one virtue,
and that it was not simply a matter of always doing evil, but also and
above all of never doing good.
       "Oh, there are plenty of people," the Duc used to observe, "who
never misbehave save when passion spurs them to ill; later, the fire
gone out of them, their now calm spirit peacefully returns to the path
of virtue and, thus passing their life going from strife to error and
from error to remorse, they end their days in such a way there is no
telling just what roles they have enacted on earth. Such persons," he
would continue, "must surely be miserable: forever drifting,
continually undecided, their entire life is spent detesting in the
morning what they did the evening before. Certain to repent of the
pleasures they taste, they take their delight in quaking, in such sort
they become at once virtuous in crime and criminal in virtue.
However,"our hero would add, "my more solid character is a stranger to
these contradictions; I do my choosing without hesitation, and as I am
always sure to find pleasure in the choice I make, never does regret
arise to dull its charm. Firm in my principles because those I formed
are sound and were formed very early, I always act in accordance with
them; they have made me understand the emptiness and nullity of
virtue; I hate virtue, and never will I be seen resorting to it. They
have persuaded me that through vice alone is man capable of
experiencing this moral and physical vibration which is the source of
the most delicious voluptuousness; so I give myself over to vice. I
was still very young when I learned to hold religion's  fantasies in
contempt, being perfectly convinced that the existence of a creator is
a revolting absurdity in which not even children continue to believe.
I have no need to thwart my inclinations in order to flatter some god;
these instincts were given me by Nature, and it would be to irritate
her were I to resist them; if she gave me bad ones, that is because
they were necessary to her designs. I am in her hands but a machine
which she runs as she likes, and not one of my crimes does not serve
her: the more she urges me to commit them, the more of them she needs;
I should be a fool to disobey her. Thus, nothing but the law stands in
my way, but I defy the law, my gold and my prestige keep me well
beyond reach of those vulgar instruments of repression which should be
employed only upon the common sort." If one were to raise the
objection that, nevertheless, all men possess ideas of the just and
the unjust which can only be the product of Nature, since these
notions are found in every people and even amongst the uncivilized,
the Duc would reply affirmatively, saying that yes, those ideas have
never been anything if not relative, that the stronger has always
considered exceedingly just what the weaker regarded as flagrantly
unjust, and that it takes no more than the mere reversal of their
positions for each to be able to change his way of thinking too;
whence the Duc would conclude that nothing is really just but what
makes for pleasure, and what is unjust is the cause of pain; that in
taking a hundred louis from a man's pocket, he was doing something
very just for himself, although the victim of the robbery might have
to regard the action with another eye; that all these notions
therefore being very arbitrary, a fool he who would allow himself to
become their thrall. It was by means of arguments in this kind the Duc
used to justify his trans-gressions, and as he was a man of greatest
possible wit, his arguments had a decisive ring. And so, modeling his
conduct upon his philosophy, the Duc had, from his most tender youth,
abandoned himself unrestrainedly to the most shameful extravagances,
and to the most extraordinary ones. His father, having died young and,
as I indicated, left him in control of a huge fortune, had however
stipulated in his will that the young man's mother should, while she
lived, be allowed to enjoy a large share of this legacy. Such a
condition was not in displeasing Blangis: poison appearing to be the
only way to avoid having to subscribe to this article, the knave
straightway decided to make use of it. But this was the period when he
was only making his first steps in a vicious career; not daring to act
himself, he brought one of his sisters, with whom he was carrying on a
criminal intrigue, to take charge of the execution, assuring her that
if she were to succeed, he would see to it that she would be the
beneficiary of that part of the fortune whereof death would deprive
their mother. However, the young lady was horrified by this proposal,
and the Duc, observing that this ill-confided secret was perhaps going
to betray him, decided on the spot to extend his plans to include the
sister he had hoped to have for an accomplice; he conducted both women
to one of his properties whence the two unfortunate ones never
returned. Nothing quite encourages as does one's first unpunished
crime. This hurdle once cleared, an open field seemed to beckon to the
Duc. Immediately any person whomsoever showed opposition to his
desires, poison was employed forthwith. From necessary murders he soon
passed to those of pure pleasure; he was captivated by that
regrettable folly which causes us to find delight in the sufferings of
others; he noticed that a violent commotion inflicted upon any kind of
an adversary is answered by a vibrant thrill in our own nervous
system; the effect of this vibration, arousing the animal spirits
which flow within these nerves' con-cavities, obliges them to exert
pressure on the erector nerves and to produce in accordance with this
perturbation what is termed a lubricious sensation. Consequently, he
set about committing thefts and murders in the name of debauchery and
libertinage, just as someone else would be content, in order to
inflame these same passions, to chase a whore or two. At the age of
twenty-three, he and three of his companions in vice, whom he had
indoctrinated with his philosophy, made up a party whose aim was to go
out and stop a public coach on the highway, to rape the men among the
travelers along with the women, to assassinate them afterward, to make
off with their victims' money (the conspirators certainly had no need
of this), and to be back that same night, all three of them, at the
Opera Ball in order to have a sound alibi. This crime took place, ah,
yes: two charming maids were violated and massacred in their mother's
arms; to this was joined an endless list of other horrors, and no one
dared suspect the Duc. Weary of the delightful wife his father had
bestowed upon him before dying, the young Blangis wasted no time
uniting her shade to his mother's, to his sister's, and to those of
all his other victims. Why all this? to be able to marry a girl,
wealthy, to be sure, but publicly dishonored and whom he knew full
well was her brother's mistress. The person in question was the mother
of Aline, one of the figures in our novel we mentioned above. This
second wife, soon sacrificed like the first, gave way to a third, who
followed hard on the heels of the second. It was rumored abroad that
the Duc's huge construction was responsible for the undoing of all his
wives, and as this gigantic tale corresponded in every point to its
gigantic inspiration, the Duc let the opinion take root and veil the
truth. That dreadful colossus did indeed make one think of Hercules or
a centaur: Blangis stood five foot eleven inches tall, had limbs of
great strength and energy, powerful sinews, elastic nerves, in
addition to that a  proud and masculine visage, great dark eyes,
handsome black eyelashes, an aquiline nose, fine teeth, a quality of
health and exuberance, broad shoulders, a heavy chest but a
well-proportioned figure withal, splendid hips, superb buttocks, the
handsomest leg in the world, an iron temperament, the strength of a
horse, the member of a veritable mule, wondrously hirsute, blessed
with the ability to eject its sperm any number of times within a given
day and at will, even at the age of fifty, which was his age at the
time, a virtually constant erection in this member whose dimensions
were an exact eight inches for circumference and twelve for length
over-all, and there you have the portrait of the Duc de Blangis, drawn
as accurately as if you'd wielded the pencil yourself. But if this
masterpiece of Nature was violent in its desires, what was it like,
Great God! when crowned by drunken voluptuousness? 'Twas a man no
longer, 'twas a raging tiger. Woe unto him who happened then to be
serving its passions; frightful cries, atrocious blasphemies sprang
from the Duc's swollen breast, flames seemed to dart from his eyes, he
foamed at the mouth, he whinnied like a stallion, you'd have taken him
for the very god of lust. Whatever then was his manner of having his
pleasure, his hands necessarily strayed, roamed continually, and he
had been more than once seen to strangle woman to death at the instant
of his perfidious discharge. His presence of mind once restored, his
frenzy was immediately replaced by the most complete indifference to
the infamies wherewith he had just indulged himself, and of this
indifference, of this kind of apathy, further sparks of lechery would
be born almost at once.
       In his youth, the Duc had been known to discharge as often as
eighteen times a day, and that without appearing one jot more fatigued
after the final than after the initial ejaculation. Seven or eight
crises within the same interval still held no terrors for him, his
half a century of years notwithstanding. For roughly twenty-five years
he had accustomed himself to passive sodomy, and he withstood its
assaults with the identical vigor characterized his manner of
delivering them actively when, the very next moment, it pleased him to
exchange roles. He had once wagered he could sustain fifty-five
attacks in a day, and so he had. Furnished, as we have pointed out,
with prodigious strength, he needed only one hand to violate a girl,
and he had proved it upon several occasions. One day he boasted he
could squeeze the life out of a horse with his legs; he mounted the
beast, it collapsed at the instant he had predicted. His prowess at
the table outshone, if that is possible, what he demonstrated upon the
bed. There's no imagining what had come to be the quantity of the food
he consumed. He regularly ate three meals a day, and they were all
three exceedingly prolonged and exceedingly copious, and it was as
nothing to him to toss down his usual ten bottles of Burgundy; he had
drunk up to thirty, and needed but to be challenged and he would set
out for the mark of fifty; but his intoxication taking on the tinge of
his passions, and liqueurs or wines having heated his brain, he would
wax furious, and they would be obliged to tie him down. And despite
all that, would you believe it? a steadfast child might have hurled
this giant into a panic; true indeed it is that the spirit often
poorly corresponds with the fleshy sheath enveloping it: as soon as
Blangis discovered he could no longer use his treachery or his deceit
to make away with his enemy, he would become timid and cowardly, and
the mere thought of even the mildest combat, but fought on equal
terms, would have sent him fleeing to the ends of the earth. He had
nevertheless, in keeping with custom, been in one or two campaigns,
but had acquitted himself so disgracefully he had retired from the
service at once. Justifying his turpitude with equal amounts of
cleverness and effrontery, he loudly proclaimed that his poltroonery
being nothing other than the desire to preserve himself, it were
perfectly impossible for anyone in his right senses to condemn it for
a fault.

       Keep in mind the identical moral traits; next, adapt them to an
entity from the physical point of view infinitely inferior to the one
we just described; there you have the portrait of the Bishop of X***,
the Duc de Blangis' brother. The same black soul, the same penchant
for crime, the same contempt for religion, the same atheism, the same
deception and cunning, a yet more supple and adroit mind, however, and
more art in guiding his victims to their doom, but a slender figure,
not heavy, no, a little thin body, wavering health, very delicate
nerves, a greater fastidiousness in the pursuit of pleasure, mediocre
prowess, a most ordinary member, even small, but deft, profoundly
skilled in management, each time yielding so little that his
incessantly inflamed imagination would render him capable of tasting
delight quite as frequently as his brother; his sensations were of a
remarkable acuteness, he would experience an irritation so prodigious
he would often fall into a deep swoon upon discharging, and he almost
always temporarily lost consciousness when doing so.
       He was forty-five, had delicate features, rather attractive
eyes but a foul mouth and ugly teeth, a hairless pallid body, a small
but well-shaped ass, and a prick five inches around and six in length.
An idolater of active and passive sodomy, but eminently of the latter,
he spent his life having himself buggered, and this pleasure, which
never requires much expense of energy, was best suited to the modesty
of his means. We will speak of his other tastes in good time. With
what regards those of the table, he carried them nearly as far as the
Duc, but went about the matter with somewhat more sensuality.
Monseigneur, no less a criminal than his elder brother, possessed
characteristics which had doubtless permitted him to match the
celebrated feats of the hero we painted a moment ago; we will content
ourselves with citing one of them, 'twill be enough to make the reader
see of what such a man may be capable, and what he was prepared and
disposed to do, having done the following:
       One of his friends, a man powerful and rich, had formerly had
an intrigue with a young noblewoman who had borne him two children, a
girl and a boy. He had, however, never been able to wed her, and the
maiden had become another's wife. The unlucky girl's lover died while
still young, but the owner howbeit of a tremendous fortune; having no
kin to provide for, it occurred to him to bequeath all he had to the
two ill-fated children his affair had produced.
       On his deathbed, he made the Bishop privy to his intentions and
entrusted him with these two immense endowments: he divided the sum,
put them in two purses, and gave them to the Bishop, confiding the two
orphans' education to this man of God and enlisting him to pass on to
each what was to be his when they attained their majority. At the same
time he enjoyed the prelate to invest his wards' funds, so that in the
meantime they would double in size. He also affirmed that it was his
design to leave his offsprings' mother in eternal ignorance of what he
was doing for them, and he absolutely insisted that none of this
should ever be mentioned to her. These arrangements concluded, the
dying man closed his eyes, and Monseigneur found himself master of
about a million in banknotes, and of two children. The scoundrel was
not long deliberating his next step: the dying man had spoken to no
one but him, the mother was to know nothing, the children were only
four or five years old. He circulated the intelligence that his
friend, upon expiring, had left his fortune to the poor; the rascal
acquired it the same day. But to ruin those wretched children did not
suffice; furnished with authority by their father, the Bishop - who
never committed one crime without instantly conceiving another - had
the children removed from the remote pension in which they were being
brought up, and placed them under the roof of certain people in his
hire, from the outset having resolved soon to make them serve his
perfidious lust. He waited until they were thirteen; the little boy
was the first to arrive at that age: the Bishop put him to use, bent
him to all his debauches, and as he was extremely pretty, sported with
him for a week. But the little girl fared less well: she reached the
prescribed age, but was very ugly, a fact which had no mitigating
effect upon the good Bishop's lubricious fury. His desires appeased,
he feared lest these children, left alive, would someday discover
something of the secret of their interests. Therefore, he conducted
them to an estate belonging to his brother and, sure of recapturing,
by means of a new crime, the sparks of lechery enjoyment had just
caused him to lose, he immolated both of them to his ferocious
passions, and accompanied their death with episodes so piquant and so
cruel that his voluptuousness was reborn in the midst of the torments
wherewith he beset them. The thing is, unhappily, only too well known:
there is no libertine at least a little steeped in vice who is not
aware of the great sway murder exerts over the senses, and how
voluptuously it determines a discharge. And that is a general truth
whereof it were well the reader be early advised before undertaking
the perusal of a work which will surely attempt an ample development
of this system.
       Henceforth at ease in the face of whatever might transpire,
Monseigneur returned to Paris to enjoy the fruit of his misdeeds, and
without the least qualms about having counteracted the intentions of a
man who, in his present situation, was in no state to derive either
pain or pleasure therefrom.

       The Prsident de Curval was a pillar of society; almost sixty
years of age, and worn by debauchery to a singular degree, he offered
the eye not much more than a skeleton. He was tall, he was dry, thin,
had two blue lusterless eyes, a livid and unwholesome mouth, a
prominent chin, a long nose. Hairy as a satyr, flat-backed, with
slack, drooping buttocks that rather resembled a pair of dirty rags
flapping upon his upper thighs; the skin of those buttocks was, thanks
to whipstrokes, so deadened and toughened that you could seize up a
handful and knead it without his feeling a thing. In the center of it
all there was displayed - no need to spread those cheeks - an immense
orifice whose enormous diameter, odor, and color bore a closer
resemblance to the depths of a well-freighted privy than to an
asshole; and, crowning touch to these allurements, there was numbered
among this sodomizing pig's little idiosyncrasies that of always
leaving this particular part of himself in such a state of
uncleanliness that one was at all times able to observe there a rim or
pad a good two inches thick. Below a belly as wrinkled as it was livid
and gummy, one perceived, within a forest of hairs, a tool which, in
its erectile condition, might have been about eight inches long and
seven around; but this condition had come to be the most rare and to
procure it a furious sequence of things was the necessary preliminary.
Nevertheless, the event occurred at least two or three times each
week, and upon these occasions the Prsident would glide into every
hole to be found, indiscriminately, although that of a young lad's
behind was infinitely the most precious to him. The head of the
Prsident's device was now at all times exposed, for he had had
himself circumcised, a ceremony which largely facilitates enjoyment
and to which all pleasure-loving persons ought to submit. But one of
the purposes of the same operation is to keep this privity cleaner;
nothing of the sort in Curval's case: this part of him was just as
filthy as the other: this uncapped head, naturally quite thick to
begin with, was thus made at least an inch ampler in circumference.
Similarly untidy about all the rest of his person, the Prsident, who
furthermore had tastes at the very least as nasty as his appearance,
had become a figure whose rather malodorous vicinity might not have
succeeded in pleasing everyone. However, his colleagues were not at
all of the sort to be scandalized by such trifles, and they simply
avoided discussing the matter with him. Few mortals had been as free
in their behavior or as debauches as the Prsident; but, entirely
jaded, absolutely besotted, all that remained to him was the
depravation and lewd profligacy of libertinage. Above three hours of
excess, and of the most outrageous excess, were needed before one
could hope to inspire a voluptous reaction in him. As for his
emission, although in Curval the phenomenon was far more frequent than
erection, and could be observed once every day, it was, all the same,
so difficult to obtain, or it never occurred save as an aftermath to
things so strange and often so cruel or so unclean, that the agents of
his pleasure not uncommonly renounced the struggle, fainting by the
wayside, the which would give birth in him to a kind of lubricious
anger and this, through its effects, would now and again triumph where
his efforts had failed. Curval was to such a point mired down in the
morass of vice and libertinage that it had become virtually impossible
for him to think or speak of anything else. He unendingly had the most
appalling expressions in his mouth, just as he had the vilest designs
in his heart, and these with surpassing energy he mingled with
blasphemies and imprecations supplied him by his true horror, a
sentiment he shared with his companions, for everything that smacked
of religion. This disorder of mind, yet further augmented by the
almost continual intoxication in which he was fond of keeping himself,
had during the past few years given him an air of imbecility and
prostration which, he would declare, made for his most cherished
delight.
       Born as great a gourmand as a drunk, he alone was fit to keep
abreast of the Duc, and in the course of this tale we will behold him
to perform wonders which will no doubt astonish the most veteran
eaters.
       It had been ten years since Curval had ceased to discharge his
judicial duties; it was not simply that he was no longer fit to carry
them out, but I even believe that while he had been, he may have been
asked to leave these matters alone for the rest of his life.
       Curval had led a very libertine life, every sort of perversion
was familiar to him, and those who knew him personally had the strong
suspicion he owed his vast fortune to nothing other than two or three
murders. However that may be, it is, in the light of the following
story, highly probable that this variety of extravagance had the power
to stir him deeply, and it is this adventure, which attracted some
unfortunate publicity, that was responsible for his exclusion from the
Court. We are going to relate the episode in order to give the reader
an idea of his character.
       There dwelled in the neighborhood of Curval's town house a
miserable street porter who, the father of a charming little girl, was
ridiculous enough to be a person of sensibility. Twenty messages of
every kind had already arrived containing proposals relating to the
poor fellow's daughter; he and his wife had remained unshaken despite
this barrage aimed at their corruption, and Curval, the source of
these embassies, only irritated by the growing number of refusals they
had evoked, knew not what tack to take in order to get his hands upon
the girl and to subject her to his libidinous caprices, until it
struck to him that by simply having the father broken he would lead
the daughter to his bed. The thing was as nicely conceived as
executed. Two or three bullies in the Prsident's pay intervened in
the suit, and before the month was out, the wretched porter was
enmeshed in an imaginary crime which seemed to have been committed at
his door and which got him speedily lodged in one of the
Conciergerie's dungeons. The Prsident, as one would expect, soon took
charge of the case, and, having no desire to permit it to drag on,
arranged in the space of three days, thanks to his knavery and his
gold, to have the unlucky porter condemned to be broken on the wheel,
without the culprit ever having committed any crime but that of
wishing to preserve his honor and safeguard his daughter's.
       Meanwhile, the solicitations were renewed. The mother was
brought in, it was explained to her that she alone had it in her power
to save her husband, that if she were to satisfy the Prsident, what
could be clearer than that he would thereupon snatch her husband from
the dreadful fate awaiting him. Further hesitation was impossible; the
woman made inquiries; Curval knew perfectly well to whom she addressed
herself, the counsels were his creatures, and they gave her
unambiguous replies: she ought not waste a moment. The poor woman
herself brought her daughter weeping to her judge's feet; the latter
could not have been more liberal with his promises, nor have been less
eager to keep his word. Not only did he fear lest, were he to deal
honorably and spare the husband, the man might go and raise an uproar
upon discovering the price that had been paid to save his life, but
the scoundrel even found a further delight, a yet keener one, in
arranging to have himself given what he wished without being obliged
to make any return.
       This thought led to others; numerous criminal possibilities
entered his head, and their effect was to increase his perfidious
lubricity. And this is how he set about the matter so as to put the
maximum of infamy and piquancy into the scene:
       His mansion stood facing a spot where criminals are sometimes
executed in Paris, and as this particular offense had been committed
in that quarter of the city, he won assurance the punishment would be
meted out  on this particular square. The wretch's wife and daughter
arrived at the Prsident's home at the appointed hour; all windows
overlooking the square were well shuttered, so that, from the
apartments where he amused himself with his victims, nothing at all
could be seen of what was going on outside. Apprised of the exact
minute of the execution, the rascal selected it for the deflowering of
the little girl who was held in her mother's arms, and everything was
so happily arranged that Curval discharged into the child's ass the
moment her father expired. Instantly he'd completed his business,
"Come have a look," quoth he, opening a window looking upon the
square, "come see how well I've kept my bargain," and one of his two
princesses saw her father, the other her husband, delivering up his
soul to the headsman's steel.
       Both collapsed in a faint, but Curval had provided for
everything: this swoon was their agony, they'd both been poisoned, and
nevermore opened their eyes. Notwithstanding the precautions he had
taken to swathe the whole of this exploit in the most profound
mystery, something did indeed transpire: nothing was known of the
women's death, but there existed a lively suspicion he had been
untruthful in connection with the husband's case. His motive was
half-known, and his eventual retirement from the bench was the
outcome. As of this moment, no longer having to maintain appearances,
Curval flung himself into a new ocean of errors and crimes. He sent
everywhere for victims to sacrifice to the perversity of his tastes.
Through an atrocious refinement of cruelty, but one, however, very
easily understood, the downtrodden classes were those upon which he
most enjoyed hurling the effects of his raging perfidy. He had several
minions who were abroad night and day, scouring attics and hovels,
tracking down whatever of the most destitute misery might be able to
provide, and under the pretext of dispensing aid, either he envenomed
his catch - to give poison was one of his most delectable pastimes -
or he lured it to his house and slew it upon the altar of his perverse
preferences. Men, women, children: anything was fuel to his rage, and
at its bidding he performed excesses which would have got his head
between block and blade a thousand times over were it not for the
silver he distributed and the esteem he enjoyed, factors whereby he
was a thousand times protected. One may well imagine such a being had
no more religion than his two confreres; he without doubt detested it
as sovereignly as they, but in years past had done more to wither it
in others, for, in the days when his mind had been sound, it had also
been clever, and he had put it to good use writing against religion;
he was the author of a several works whose influence had been
prodigious, and these successes, always present in his memory, still
constituted one of his dearest delights.
       The more we multiply the objects of our enjoyments...(the
portrait of Durcet)
       (a) ...the years of a sickly childhood.

       Durcet is fifty-three; he is small, short, broad, thickset; an
agreeable, hearty face; a very white skin; his entire body, and
principally his hips and buttocks, absolutely like a woman's; his ass
is cool and fresh, chubby, firm, and dimpled, but excessively agape,
owing to the habit of sodomy; his prick is extraordinarily small, 'tis
scarcely two inches around, no more than four inches long; it has
entirely ceased to stiffen; his discharges are rare and uneasy, far
from abundant and always preceded by spasms which hurl him into a kind
of furor which, in turn, conducts him to crime; he has a chest like a
woman's, a sweet, pleasant voice and, when in society, the best-bred
manners, although his mind is without question as depraved as his
colleagues'; a schoolmate of the Duc, they still sport together every
day, and one of Durcet's loftiest pleasures is to have his anus
tickled by the Duc's enormous member.

       And such, dear reader, are the four villains in whose company I
am going to have you pass a few months. I have done my best to
describe them; if, as I have wished, I have made you familiar with
even their most secret depths, nothing in the tale of their various
follies will astonish you. I have not been able to enter into minute
detail with what regards their tastes - to have done so now would have
been to impair the value and to harm the main scheme of this work. But
as we move progressively along, you will have but to keep an attentive
eye upon our heroes, and you'll have no trouble discerning their
characteristic peccadillos and the particular type of voluptuous mania
which best suits each of them. Roughly all we can say at the present
time is that they were generally susceptible of an enthusiasm for
sodomy, that the four of them had themselves buggered regularly, and
that they all four worshiped behinds.
       The Duc, however, relative to the immensity of his weapon and,
doubtless, more through cruelty than from taste, still fucked cunts
with the greatest pleasure.
       So also did the Prsident, but less frequently.
       As for the Bishop, such was his supreme loathing for them the
mere sight of one might have kept him limp for six months. He had
never in all his life fucked but one, that belonging to his
sister-in-law, and expressly to beget a child wherewith some day to
procure himself the pleasures of incest; we have seen how well he
succeeded.
       As regards Durcet, he certainly idolized the ass with as much
fervor as the Bishop, but his enjoyment of it was more accessory; his
favorite attacks were directed toward a third sanctuary - this mystery
will be unveiled in the sequel. But on with the portraits essential to
the intelligence of this work, and let us now give our reader an idea
of these worthy husbands' four wives.

       What a contrast! Constance, the Duc's wife and the daughter of
Durcet, was a tall woman, slender, lovely as a picture, and modeled as
if the Graces had taken pleasure in embellishing her, but the elegance
of her figure in no way detracted from her freshness, she was not for
that the less plumpy fleshed, and the most delicious forms graced by a
skin fairer than the lily, often induced one to suppose that, no, it
had been Love itself who had undertaken her formation. Her face was a
trifle long, her features wonderfully noble, more majesty than
gentleness was in her look, more grandeur than subtlety. Her eyes were
large, black, and full of fire; her mouth extremely small and
ornamented by the finest teeth imaginable, she had a narrow, supple
tongue, of the loveliest pink, and her breath was sweeter still than
the scent of a rose. She was full-breasted, her bosom was buxom, fair
as alabaster and as firm. Her back was turned in an extraordinary way,
its lines sweeping deliciously down to the most artistically and the
most precisely cleft ass Nature has produced in a long time. Nothing
could have been more perfectly round, not very large, but firm, white,
dimpled; and when it was opened, what used to peep out but the
cleanest, most winsome, most delicate hole. A nuance of tenderest pink
had shaded this ass, charming asylum of lubricity's sweetest
pleasures, but, great God! it was not for long to preserve so many
charms! Four or five attacks, and the Duc had spoiled all those
graces, how quickly had they gone, and soon after her marriage
Constance was become no more than the image of a beautiful lily
wherefrom the tempest has of late stripped the petals away. Two round
and perfectly molded thighs supported another temple, in all likehood
less delicious, but, to inclined to worship there, offering so many
allurements it would be in vain were my pen to strive to describe
them. Constance was almost a virgin when the Duc married her, and her
father, the only man who had known her, had, as they say, left that
side of her perfectly intact. The most beautiful black hair - falling
in natural curls to below her shoulders and, when one wished it thus,
reaching down to the pretty fur, of the same color, which shaded that
voluptuous little cunt - made for a further adornment I might have
been guilty of omitting, and lent this angelic creature, aged about
twenty-two, all the charms Nature is able to lavish upon a woman. To
all these amenities Constance joined a fair and agreeable wit, a
spirit somewhat more elevated than it ought to have been, considering
the melancholy situation fate had awarded her, for thereby she was
enabled to sense all its horrors and, doubtless, she would have been
happier if furnished with less delicate perceptions.
       Durcet, who had raised her more as if she were a courtesan than
his daughter, and who had been much more concerned to give her talents
than manners, had all the same never been able totally to destroy the
principles of rectitude and of virtue it seemed Nature had been
pleased to engrave in her heart. She had no formal religion, no one
had ever mentioned such a thing to her, the exercise of a belief was
not to be tolerated in her father's household, but all that had not
blotted out this modesty, this natural humility which has nothing to
do with theological chimeras, and which, when it dwells in an upright,
decent, and sensitive soul, is very difficult to obliterate. Never had
she stepped out of her father's house, and the scoundrel had forced
her, beginning at the age of twelve, to serve his crapulous pleasures.
She found a world of difference in those the Duc imbided with her, her
body was noticeably altered by those formidable dimensions, and the
day after the Duc had despoiled her of her maidenhead, sodomistically
speaking, she had fallen dangerously ill. They believed her rectum had
been irreparably damaged; but her youth, her health, and some salutary
local remedies soon restored the use of that forbidden avenue to the
Duc, and the luckless Constance, forced to accustom herself to this
daily torture, and it was but one amongst others, entirely recovered
and became adjusted to everything.

       Adelaide, Durcet's wife and the daughter of the Prsident, had
a beauty which was perhaps superior to Constance's, but of an entirely
different sort. She was twenty, small and slender, of an extremely
slight and delicate build, of classic loveliness, had the finest blond
hair to be seen. An interesting air, a look of sensibility distributed
everywhere about her, and above all in her features, gave her the
quality of a heroine in a romance. Her exceptionally large eyes were
blue, they expressed at once tenderness and decency; two long but
narrow and remarkably drawn eyebrows adorned a forehead not very high
but of such noble charm one might have thought this were modesty's
very temple. Her nose, thin, a little pinched at the top, descended to
assume a semi-aquiline contour; her lips inclined toward the thin,
were of a bright, ripe red; a little large, her mouth was the unique
flaw in this celestial physiognomy, but when it opened, there shone
thirty-two pearls Nature seemed to have sown amidst roses. Her neck
was a shade long, attached in a singular way, through what one judged
a natural habit, her head was ever so faintly bent toward her right
shoulder, especially when she was listening; but with what grace did
not this interesting attitude endow her! Her breasts were small, very
round, very firm, well-elevated, but there was barely enough there to
fill the hand. They were like two little apples a frolicking Cupid had
fetched hither from his mother's garden. Her chest was a bit narrow,
it was also a very delicate chest, her belly was satin smooth, a
little blond mound not much garnished with hair served as peristyle to
the temple in which Venus seemed to call out for an homage. This
temple was narrow to such a point you could not insert a finger
therein without eliciting a cry from Adelaide; nevertheless, two
lustrums had revolved since the time when, thanks to the Prsident,
the poor child had ceased to be a virgin, either in that place or in
the delicious part it remains for us to sketch. Oh, what were the
attractions this second sanctuary possessed, what a flow in the line
of her back, how magnificently were those buttocks cut, what whiteness
there, and what dazzling rose blush! But all on all, it was on the
small side. Delicate in all her lines, she was rather the sketch than
the model of beauty, it seemed as though Nature had only wished to
indicate in Adelaide what she had so majestically articulated in
Constance. Peer into that appetizing behind, and lo! a rosebud would
offer itself to your gaze, and it was in all its bloom and in the most
tender pink Nature wished you to behold it; but narrow? tiny? it had
only been at the price of infinite labors the Prsident had navigated
through those straits, and he had only renewed these assaults
successfully two or three times.
       Durcet, less exacting, gave her little affliction in this
point, but, since becoming his wife, in exchange for how many other
cruel complaisances, with what a quantity of other perilous
submissions had she not been obliged to purchase this little kindness?
And, furthermore, turned over to the four libertines, as by their
mutual consent she was, how many other cruel ordeals had she not to
undergo, both of the species Durcet spared her, and of every other.
       Adelaide had the mind her face suggested, that is to say, an
extremely romantic mind, solitary places were the ones she preferred,
and once there, she would shed involuntary tears - tears to which we
do not pay sufficient heed - tears apparently torn from Nature by
foreboding. She was recently bereft of a friend, a girl she idolized,
and this frightful loss constantly haunted her imagination. As she was
thoroughly acquainted with her father, as she knew to what extents he
carried his wild behavior, she was persuaded her young friend had
fallen prey to the Prsident's villainies, for he had never managed to
induce the missing person to accord him certain privileges. The thing
was not unlikely. Adelaide imagined the same would someday befall her;
nor was that improbable. The Prsident, in her regard, had not paid
the same attention to the problem of religion Durcet had in the
interests of Constance, no, he had allowed all that nonsense to be
born, to be fomented, supposing that his writings and his discourses
would easily destroy it. He was mistaken: religion is the nourishment
upon which a soul such as Adelaide's feeds. In vain the Prsident had
preached, in vain he had made her read books, the young lady had
remained a believer, and all these extravagances, which she did not
share, which she hated, of which she was the victim, fell far short of
disabusing her about illusions which continued to make for her life's
happiness. She would go and hide herself to pray to God, she'd perform
Christian duties on the sly, and was unfailingly and very severely
punished, either by her father or her husband, when surprised in the
act by the one or the other.
       Adelaide patiently endured it all, fully convinced Heaven would
someday reward her. Her character was as gentle as her spirit, and her
benevolence, one of the virtues for which her father most detested
her, went to the point of extreme. Curval, whom that vile class of the
poverty-stricken irritated, sought only to humiliate it, to further
depress it, or to wring victims from it; his generous daughter, on the
other hand, would have foregone her own necessities to procure them
for the poor, and she had often been espied stealing off to take to
the needy sums which were intended for her pleasures. Durcet and the
Prsident finally succeeded in scolding and pounding good manners into
her, and in ridding her of this corrupt practice by withholding
absolutely all means whereby she could resume it. Adelaide, having
nothing left but her tears to bestow upon the poor, went none the less
to sprinkle them upon their woes, and her powerless howbeit staunchly
sensitive spirit was incapable of ceasing to be virtuous. One day she
learned that some poor woman was to come to prostitute her daughter to
the Prsident because extreme need bade her do so; the enchanted old
rake was already preparing himself for the kind of pleasure-taking he
liked best. Adelaide had one of her dresses sold and immediately got
the money put it in the mother's hands; by means of this small
assistance and some sort of a sermon, she diverted the woman from the
she was about to commit. Hearing of what she had done, the Prsident
proceeded to such violences with her - his daughter was not yet
married at the time - that she was a fortnight abed; but all that was
to no avail: nothing could put a stop to this gentle soul's tender
impulses.

       Julie, the Prsident's wife, the Duc's elder daughter, would
have eclipsed the two preceding women were it not for something which
many behold as a capital defect, but which had perhaps in itself
aroused Curval's passion for her, so true it is that the effects of
passion are unpredictable, nay, inconceivable, and that their
disorder, the outcome of disgust and satiety, can only be matched by
their irregular flights. Julie was tall, well made although quite fat
and fleshy, had the most lovely brown eyes in the world, a charming
nose, striking and gracious features, the most beautiful chestnut
brown hair, a fair body of the most appetizing fullness, an ass which
might easily have served as model to the one Praxiteles sculpted, her
cunt was hot, strait, and yielded as agreeable a sensation as such a
locale ever may; her legs were handsome, her feet charming, but she
had the worst-decked mouth, the foulest teeth, and was by habit so
dirty in every other part of her body, and principally at the two
temples of lubricity, that no other being, let me repeat it, no other
being but the Prsident, himself subject to the same shortcomings and
unquestionably fond of them, nay, no one else, despite her
allurements, could have put up with Julie. Curval, however, was mad
about her; his most divine pleasures were gathered upon that stinking
mouth, to kiss it plunged him into delirium, and as for her natural
uncleanliness, far from rebuking her for it, to the contrary he
encouraged her in it, and had finally got her accustomed to a perfect
divorce from water. To these faults Julie added a few others, but they
were surely less disagreeable: she was a vast eater, she had a leaning
toward drunkenness, little virtue, and I believe that had she dared
try it, whoredom would have held little by way of terror for her.
Brought up by the Duc in a total abandon of principles and manners,
she adopted a whore's philosophy, and she was probably an apt student
of all its tenets; but, through yet another very curious effect of
libertinage, it often happens that a woman who shares our faults
pleases us a great deal less in our pleasures than one who is full of
naught but virtues: the first resembles us, we scandalize her not; the
other is terrified, and there is one very certain charm more.
       Despite his proportions, the Duc had sported with his daughter,
but he had had to wait until she was fifteen, and even so had not been
able to prevent Julie from being considerably damaged by the
adventure, indeed, so much so that, eager to marry her off, he had
been forced to put a term to pleasure-taking of this variety and to be
content with delights less dangerous for her, but at least as
fatiguing. Julie gained little by gaining the Prsident, whose prick,
as we know, was exceedingly thick and, furthermore, however much she
was dirty from neglect of herself, she could not in any wise keep up
with a filthiness in debauch such as the one that distinguished the
Prsident, her beloved spouse.

       Aline, Julie's younger sister and really the daughter of the
Bishop, possessed habits and defects and a character very unlike her
sister's.
       She was the most youthful of the four, she had just become
eighteen; she had a fetching, exuberantly healthy, and almost pert
little countenance; a little turned-up nose; brown eyes full of
expression and vivacity; a delicious mouth; a most shapely though
somewhat tall figure, well-fleshed; the skin a bit dark but soft and
fine; ass rather on the ample side but well-molded, a pair of the most
voluptuous buttocks that ever a libertine eye may behold, the love
mound brown-haired and pretty, the cunt a trifle low or, as they say,
 l'anglaise, but as tight as one might wish, and when she was
presented to the assembly she was thoroughly a maid. And she still was
at the time the party we are to chronicle got under way, and we shall
see in what manner her maidenhead was annihilated. As for the first
fruits of her ass, the Bishop had been peacefully plucking them every
day for the past eight years, but without, however, arousing in his
dear daughter much of a taste for these exercises: she, despite her
mischievous and randy air, only cooperated out of obedience and had
never hinted that she shared the slightest pleasure in the infamies
whose daily victim she was. The Bishop had left her in the most
profound ignorance, scarcely did she know how to read or write, and
she had absolutely no idea of religion's existence; her mind was
natural, it was that of a child, she would give droll replies, she
liked to play, she loved her sister a great deal, detested the Bishop
out of all measure, and feared the Duc as she dreaded fire. On the
wedding day, when she discovered herself naked and surrounded by the
four men, she wept, and moreover did all that was asked of her, acting
without pleasure as without ill-temper. She was sober, very clean, and
having no other fault but that of laziness, nonchalance reigned in all
her movements and doings and everywhere about her person, despite the
liveliness announced by her bright eyes. She abhorred the Prsident
almost as much as she hated her uncle, and Durcet, who treated her
with no excess of consideration, nevertheless seemed to be the only
one for whom she appeared to have no repugnance.

       These were the eight principal characters in whose company we
are going to enable you to live, good reader. It is now time to
divulge the object of singular pleasures that were proposed.
       It is commonly accepted amongst authentic libertines that the
sensations communicated by the organs of hearing are the most
flattering and those impressions are the liveliest; as a consequence,
our four villains, who were of a mind to have voluptuousness implant
itself in the very core of their beings as deeply and as
overwhelmingly as ever it could penetrate, had, to this end, devised
something quite clever indeed.
       It was this: after having immured themselves within everything
that was best able to satisfy the senses through lust, after having
established this situation, the plan was to have described to them, in
the greatest detail and in due order, every one of debauchery's
extravagances, all its divagations, all its ramifications, all its
contingencies, all of what is termed in libertine language its
passions. There is simply no conceiving the degree to which man varies
them when his imagination grows inflamed; excessive may be the
differences between men that is created by all their other manias, by
all their other tastes, but in this case it is even more so, and he
who should succeed in isolating and categorizing and detailing these
follies would perhaps perform one of the most splendid labors which
might be undertaken in the study of manners, and perhaps one of the
most interesting. It would thus be a question of finding some
individuals capable of providing an account of all these excesses,
then of analyzing them, of extending them, of itemizing them, of
graduating them, and of running a story through it all, to provide
coherence and amusement. Such was the decision adopted. After
innumerable inquiries and investigations, they located four women who
had attained their prime - that was necessary, experience was the
fundamental thing here - four women, I say, who, having spent their
lives in the most furious debauchery, had reached the state where they
could provide an exact account of all these matters; and, as care had
been taken to select four endowed with a certain eloquence and a
fitting turn of mind, after much discussion, recording, and arranging,
all four were ready to insert, each into the adventures of her life,
all the most extraordinary vagaries of debauch, and to do so in such
an order and at such a pace that the first, for example, would work
into the tale of her life's activities the one hundred and fifty
simple passions and the least esoteric or most ordinary deviations;
the second, within the same framework, an equal number of more unusual
passions involving one or more men with one or several women; the
third was also to introduce into her narration one hundred and fifty
of the most criminal whimsies and those which most outrage the laws of
both Nature and religion; and as all these excesses lead to murder and
as these murders committed through libertinage are infinitely various
and are just as numerous as the occasions upon which the libertine's
inflamed imagination adopts different tortures, the fourth was to
adorn the events of her life with a meticulous report upon one hundred
and fifty assorted examples of them. In the meantime, our libertines,
surrounded, as at the outset I indicated, by their wives and also by
other objects in every kind, were to pay close heed, were to be
mentally heated, and were to end by extinguishing, by means of either
their wives or those various objects, the conflagration the
storytellers were to have lit. There is surely nothing more voluptuous
in this project than the luxurious manner whereby it was carried out,
and they are both this manner and these several recitations which are
to compose this work; wherewith, having said this much, I advise the
overmodest to lay my book aside at once if he would not be
scandalized, for 'tis already clear there's not much of the chaste in
our plan, and we dare hold ourselves answerable in advance that
there'll be still less in its execution. Insomuch as the four
actresses we have been speaking of play a most essential role in these
memoirs, we believe, even were we to have to beg the reader's
forgiveness therefor, we should still feel obliged to describe them;
they will narrate, they will act: such being the case, is it possible
that they remain unknown? Banish all expectation of beauties
portrayed, although there were doubtless in the plans provisions for
employing these four creatures physically as well as morally; be that
as it may, neither their charms nor their years were the deciding
factors, but rather their minds and their experience only that
counted, and with what regards the latter, our friends could not
possibly have made better choices.

       Madame Duclos was she to whom they entrusted the relating of
the one hundred and fifty simple passions; the woman who went by this
name was forty-eight years of age, still in fairly good condition and
preserving the vestiges of beauty; she had very handsome eyes, an
exceedingly fair skin, and one of the most splendid and plumpest asses
that could ever favor your gaze; a mouth both clean and fresh, superb
breasts, and pretty brown hair, a heavy figure but a noble one, and
all the looks and tone of a brilliant whore. She had spent her life,
as shall be observed, in places and under circumstances where indeed
she had been obliged to study what she is going to relate, and to see
her was to realize she must have gone to the task with wit and verve,
with ease and interest.

       Madame Champville was a tall woman about fifty, slender, well
made, having the most voluptuous quality in her look and bearing; a
faithful devotee of Sappho, she had that kind of expression even in
her slightest movements, in her simplest gestures, in her least words.
She had ruined herself for the sake of keeping girls and, had it not
been for this predilection to which she generally sacrified everything
she was able to earn abroad, she might have been comfortably well to
do. For a long time she had been in public service, and during recent
years had been making her way as an outfitter in her turn, but had
confined herself to a limited practice, her clients being reliable
rakehells of a certain age; never did she receive young men, and this
prudent conduct was lucrative and did something to improve her
affairs. She had been blond, but a more venerable tint, and that of
wisdom, was beginning to color her hair; her eyes were still
exceedingly attractive, blue, and they contained a most agreeable
expressiveness. Her mouth was lovely, still fresh, missing no teeth as
yet, she was flat-chested but had a belly which was good, but had
never aroused envy, her mound was rather prominent, and her clitoris
protruded three inches when well warmed; tickle this part of her and
one was certain to see her fly into an ecstasy in no time, and
especially if the service was rendered by a female. Her ass was very
flabby and worn from use, entirely soft, wrinkled, withered, and so
toughened by the libidinous customs she in recounting her history will
explain to us, that one could do everything one wished without her
feeling anything there. One strange and assuredly very rare thing,
above all in Paris: she was as much a maid on this side as a girl
emerging from a convent, and perhaps, had it not been for the accursed
part she put to use with people who cared for nothing but the
extraordinary and whom, consequently, that side pleased, perhaps, I
say, had it not been for that part, this singular virginity might have
perished with her.

       Madame Martaine, a portly matron of fifty-two, very well
preserved and very healthy and blessed with the biggest and most
beautiful rump one could wish for, boasted the precise opposite by way
of adventure. She had devoted her life to sodomitical debauch, and was
so well familiarized therewith she tasted absolutely no joy save
therefrom. A natural deformity (she had also been blessed with an
obstruction) having prevented her from knowing any other, she had
given herself over to this kind of pleasure, led to it both by her
inability to do anything else and by early habit, in consideration of
which she clung fast to this lubricity wherein 'twas declared she was
yet delicious, ready to brave come what might, dreading nothing. The
most monstrous engines were as naught to her, in fact such were the
ones she preferred, and the sequel to these papers will perhaps reveal
her still giving valorious fight beneath the standards of Sodom, as
the most intrepid of buggresses. Her features were gracious enough,
but signs of languor and of decline were beginning to mar her
attractions, and but for the plumpness sustaining her yet, she might
have been thought timeworn and frayed.

       As for Madame Desgranges, she was vice and lust personified;
tall, thin, fifty-six, ghostly pale and emaciated, dead dull eyes,
dead lips, she offered an image of crime about to perish for lack of
strength. She had once upon a time been brunette, there were some who
even maintained she'd had a beautiful body; not long thereafter it had
become a mere skeleton capable of inspiring nothing but disgust. Her
ass, withered, worn, marked, torn, more resembled marbled paper than
human skin, and its hole was so gaping, sprung, and rugose that the
bulkiest machines could, without her knowing a thing, penetrate it
dry. By way of crowning graces, this generous Cytherean athlete,
wounded in several combats, was missing one nipple and three fingers.
She limped, and was without six teeth and an eye. We may perhaps learn
by what order of attacks she had been so mistreated; but one thing is
certain: nothing she had suffered had induced her to mend her ways,
and if her body was the picture of ugliness, her was the depository of
all the most unheard of vices and crimes: an arsonist, a parricade, a
sodomite, a tribade, a murderess, a poisoner, guilty of incest, of
rape, of theft, of abortions, and of sacrileges, one might truthfully
affirm that there is not a single crime in the world this villain had
not committed herself, or had others commit for her. Her present
calling was procuring; she was one of society's most heavily titled
furnishers, and as to much experience she joined a more or less
agreeable prattle, she had been chosen to fill the role of fourth
storyteller, that is to say, the one in whose story the greatest
number of infamies and horrors were to be combined. Who better than a
creature who had performed them all could have played this part?

       These women once found, and found in every article to be such
as was desired, the friends turned their attentions to accessories.
They had from the outset planned to surround themselves with a  large
number of lust-inspiring objects of either sex, but when it was
brought to their attention that the only setting in which this
lubricious roister could conveniently be held was that same chteau in
Switzerland belonging to Durcet, the one in which he had dispatched
little Elvire, when, I say, it was remarked that this chteau of only
moderate size would not be able to lodge so great a throng of
inhabitants, and that, what was more, it might well prove unwise or
dangerous to bring along such a host, the list of subjects was trimmed
to thirty-two in all, the storytellers included: to wit: four of that
class, eight young girls, eight young boys, eight men endowed with
monstrous members, for the delights of passive sodomy, and four female
servants. But thoroughness went into the recruiting of all that; a
year was devoted to these details, an enormous amount of money too,
and these are the measures they employed to obtain the most delicious
specimens of all France could offer in the way of eight little girls:
sixteen intelligent procuresses, each accompanied by two lieutenants,
were sent into the sixteen major provinces of France, while a
seventeeth was occupied with the same work in Paris only. Each of
these outfitters was given a rendezvous at one of the Duc's estates on
the outskirts of Paris, and all of them were to appear there, during
the same week, exactly ten months after the date of their departure -
this was the period they were given for searching. Each was to bring
back nine subjects, which came to a total of one hundred and
fifty-three girls, from which one hundred and fifty-three a choice of
only eight was to be made.
       The procuresses were instructed to emphasize high birth,
virtuousness, and the most delicious visage possible; they were to
conduct their researches so as to draw material chiefly from eminent
families, and were not to hand over any girl without being able to
prove that she had been forcibly abducted from either a convent
housing pensionnaires of quality, or from the home of a family, and
that a family of distinction. Whatever was not superior to the class
of bourgeoisie, and what from these upper classes was not both very
virtuous and wholly virgin and impeccably beautiful, would be refused
without mercy; spies were posted to survey these women's proceedings
and to supply the society with exhaustive and prompt reports of what
they were doing.
       For each suitable subject found, they were paid thirty thousand
francs, the agents assuming all expenses. The costs were incredible.
With respect to age, it was fixed at from twelve to fifteen; anything
above or between was pitilessly rejected. At the same time, under
identical circumstances, with the same means, at the same expense,
seventeen ages of sodomy likewise scoured the capital and the
provinces in search of little boys, and their rendezvous was set for a
month after the selection of the girls. As for the young men whom we
propose henceforth to designate as fuckers, the size of the member was
the sole criterion: nothing under ten or eleven inches long by seven
or eight around was acceptable. Eight men labored throughout the
kingdom to supply this demand, and their rendezvous was scheduled to
fall a month after the little boys'. While the story of how these
selections were made and received is not our foremost concern, it
might not be inappropriate at this point to insert a word on the
subject in order to bring out yet a little more of our four heroes'
genius; it seems to me that nothing which serves to enlarge the
reader's understanding of these figures and to shed light upon a party
as extraordinary as the one we are going to describe, can be judged
irrelevant.
       The time for the assembling of the little girls having arrived,
everyone converged upon the Duc's estate. Some few procuresses having
been unable to fill their quota of nine, some others having lost their
charges en route, either by illness or flight, only one hundred and
thirty of them were present at the rendezvous, but what charms, great
God! never, I believe, have so many charms been seen gathered together
in one place. Thirteen days were given over to this examination, and
each day ten of them were inspected. The four friends gathered in a
circle, and in its middle was placed the little girl, dressed as she
had been seized; the procuress responsible for her capture recited her
history. If something of the conditions of high birth or virtue were
wanting, the inquiry went no deeper, the child was forthwith rejected,
without appeal, and sent on her way, and the purveyor lost all that
she had spent in connection with her. Next, having provided all the
vital particulars, the procuress was asked to retire, and the child
was interrogated in order to determine whether what had just been
alleged were true. If all seemed well, the procuress was called in
again, and she lifted the girl's skirts from behind, so as to expose
her buttocks to the group; this was the first thing it wished to
examine. The slightest defect in this part was grounds for immediate
rejection; if on the contrary naught were amiss here, she was ordered
to strip, or was stripped, and, naked, she passed and passed again,
five or six times over, from one of our libertines to the other, she
was turned about, she was turned the other way, she was fingered, she
was handled, they sniffed, they spread, they peeped, they examined the
state of the goods, was it new, was it used, but did all this coolly
and without permitting the senses' illusion to upset any aspect of the
examination. This done, the child was led away, and beside her name
inscribed upon  a ballot, the examiners wrote passed or failed and
signed their names; these ballots were then dropped into a box, the
voters refraining from communicating their opinions to one another;
all the girls examined, the box was opened: in order to be accepted, a
girl had to have our four friend's names in her favor. The absence of
one name was enough to exclude her instantly and, in every instance,
inexorably, as I have said: the unsuitable ones were kicked directly
out, set at large, alone and without a guide, save when, as happened
with perhaps a dozen, our liberines frolicked with them after the
choices had been made and before turning them over to their
procuresses.
       This round resulted in the exclusion of fifty candidates, the
other eighty were gone over afresh, but with much greater exactitude
and severity; the least defect warranted instantaneous dismissal. One,
lovely as the day, was weeded out because one of her teeth grew a
shade higher from the gum than the rest; more than twenty others were
refused because they were daughters of nothing better than bourgeois.
Thirty were eliminated during this second round, hence only fifty were
left. The friends resolved not to continue to the third round until
having first being relieved of some fuck through these fifty
aspirants' own ministry, this in order that the senses' perfect calm
could insure saner and sounder choice. Each of the quartet encompassed
himself by a team of twelve or thirteen children; members of each team
adopted varying attitudes, teams were shifted, everything was brought
off with such dexterity, there was, in a word, so much lubricity in
the doing that sperm flow, temperatures subsided, and another thirty
disappeared from the race. Twenty remained; that was still a dozen too
many. Further expedients to procure calm were resorted to, every means
wherefrom one would suppose disgust could be born was employed, but
the twenty still remained, and how might one have subtracted from a
number of creatures so wonderfully celestial you would have declared
they were the very work of a divinity? Equal in beauty, something else
had to discovered which could at least award eight of them some kind
of superiority over the twelve others, and what the Prsident then
proposed was worthy indeed of all the disorder of his mind. That made
no difference; the suggestion was accepted: it had to do with finding
out which of them would best do something the chosen eight would be
often called upon to do. Four days sufficed amply to decide this
question, and at last twelve were given their leave, but not blankly
as in the case of the others; they provided a week's complete and
exhaustive amusement, then were put into the keeping of the
procuresses who soon made a pretty penny from the prostitution of
creatures as distinguished as these. As for the successful eight, they
were installed in a convent to keep until the day of departure, and in
order to reserve until the designated period the pleasure of enjoying
them, the four colleagues did not touch them before then.
       I'll not be so foolhardy as to attempt to describe these
beauties: they were all of them superior in an equal degree: my brush
strokes would necessarily be monotonous; I shall be content to give
their names and to affirm that upon my word it is perfectly impossible
to obtain an idea of such an assemblage of graces, of attractions, of
perfections, and that had Nature wished to give Man an idea of what
her greatest and wisest art can create, she would not have presented
him with other models.

       The first was named Augustine: she was fifteen, the daughter of
a Languedoc baron, and had been kidnaped from a convent in
Montpellier.
       The second was named Fanny: she was the daughter of a counselor
to the parliament of Brittany and had been abducted from her father's
own chteau.
       The third was named Zelmire: she was fifteen years old, she was
the Comte de Terville's daughter, and he idolized her. He had taken
her hunting with him on one of his estates in Beauce and, having left
her alone in the forest for a moment, she had been pounced upon at
once. She was only a child and, with a dowry of four hundred thousand
francs, was the following year to have married a very great lord. It
was she who most wept and grieved at the horror of her fate.
       The fourth was named Sophie: she was fourteen and was the
daughter of a rather well-to-do gentleman who lived on his estate in
Berry. She had been seized while on a walk with her mother, who,
seeking to defend her, was flung into a river, where she expired
before her daughter's eyes.
       The fifth was named Colombe: she was from Paris, the child of a
counselor to Parliament; she was thirteen and had been kidnaped while
returning in the evening to her convent with a governess, after
leaving a children's ball. The governess had been stabbed to death.
       The sixth was named Hb: she was just twelve, the daughter of
a cavalry captain, a nobleman who lived in Orlans. The youngster had
been enticed and carried away from the convent where she was being
brought up; two nuns had been bought. You could not hope to find
anything more seductive or sweeter.
       The seventh was named Rosette: she was thirteen and was the
child of the Lieutenant-General of Chalon-sur-Sane. Her father had
just died, she was with her mother in the countryside near the city,
and was captured within sight of her relatives by agents disguised as
thieves.
       The last was named Mimi or Michette: she was twelve, she was
the daughter of the Marquis de Snanges and had been kidnaped on her
father's estate in the Bourbonnais while on a carriage drive which she
had been allowed to take with two or three women from the chteau. The
women were murdered. It will be remarked that the preparations for
these revels cost much money and many crimes; to such people, treasure
means exceedingly little, and as for crime, one was then living in an
age when it was not by any means probed and punished the way it is
nowadays. Hence everything succeeded, and so prettily that, the
inquests amounting to virtually nothing at all, our libertines were
never troubled by consequences.

       The time drew nigh for the examination of the little boys.
Easier to obtain, their number was greater. The pimps produced one
hundred and fifty of them, and it will surely be no exaggeration if I
affirm that they at least equaled the little girls, as much in their
innocence, and their elevated rank. Thirty thousand francs were paid
for each of them, the same sum given for the girls, but the
entrepreneurs risked nothing, because this game being more delicate
and far more to the taste of our epicures, it had been decided that no
one would be put in danger of losing his expenses, that while the lads
with whom it was impossible to come to terms would be rejected, as
they would be put to some use they would also be paid for.
       Their examination was conducted like that of the girls, ten
were verified each day, but with the very wise precaution which had
been a little too much neglected with the girls, with the precaution,
I say, of always preceding the examination by a discharge arranged
with the aid of the ten who were under present scrutiny. The others
were half of a mind to bar the Prsident from the ceremony, they were
wary of the depravation of his tastes; they had feared, in the
selection of the girls, being made the dupes of his accursed
predilection for infamy and degradation: he promised to keep himself
in check, and if he kept his word, it is unlikely he did so without
difficulty, for when once a damaged or diseased imagination becomes
accustomed to these species of outrages against good taste and Nature,
outrages which so deliciously flatter it, it is no easy matter to
restore such a person to the path of righteousness: it seems as if the
desire to satisfy his longing displaces reason in his judgements.
Scorning what is truly beautiful, no longer cherishing but what is
frightful, desire's pronouncements correspond to its criteria, and the
return to truer sentiments would appear to him to be a wrong done
those principles whence he should be most sorry to stray. One hundred
hopefuls were found unanimously approved when the initial sances were
over, and these decisions had to be five times reconsidered in order
to arrive at the small group alone to be accepted. Thrice in
succession fifty survived the balloting, and then, to reduce that
number to the stipulated eight, the jurors were compelled to resort to
unusual measures in order somehow to lessen the appeal of idols still
glamorous despite everything they had been able to do to them. The
idea occurred to them to dress the boys as girls: twenty-five were
eliminated by this trick which, lending to a sex they worshiped the
garb of one to which they had become indifferent, depreciated their
value and ruined almost all the illusion. But nothing could alter the
voting on the twenty-five that were left. 'Twas all in vain, in vain
they spattered their fuck about, in vain they wrote their names upon
the ballots at the same moment they discharged, in vain they put to
use the expedient adopted with the little girls, the twenty-five
proved irreducible every time, and at last they agreed to have them
draw lots. Here are the names they gave the lucky ones who remained,
their age, their birth, and a word or two about their adventures;
their portraits? I cry off: Cupid's own features were surely no more
delicate, and the models Albani sought from which to choose traits for
his divine angels must certainly have been inferior by far.

       Zlamir was thirteen years old: he was the only son of a
gentleman out of Poitou who had been bringing him up with the greatest
care. Escorted by a single domestic, he had been sent to Poitiers to
visit a kinsman; our rogues ambushed them, slew the domestic, and made
off with the child.
       Cupidon was the same age: he had been a pupil in a school at La
Flche, and was the son of a gentleman dwelling in the vicinity of
that town. A trap was laid for the boy, he was kidnaped while on an
outing the students used to take on Sundays. He was the prettiest
pupil in the entire collge.
       Narcisse was twelve; he was a Knight of Malta. He had been
abducted in Rouen, where his father filled an honorable post
compatible with his nobility; the boy was en route to the Collge de
Louis-le-Grand at Paris, he was waylaid and seized while on the road.
       Zphyr, the most delicious of the eight, it being supposed that
their excessive beauty might allow the possibility of a choice, was
from Paris; he was pursuing his studies there, in a famous pension.
His father, a ranking officer, did all in his power to get his son
back, and failed; money had seduced the headmaster of the school, who
delivered seven specimens, of whom six were refused. Zphyr had set
the Duc's head to spinning, and the latter protested that were it to
have cost a million to bugger the boy he would have paid it in cash on
the spot. He reserved to himself the lad's initiation, and it was
generally granted him. O tender and delicate child, what disproportion
and what a dreadful fate were in store for you!
       Cladon was the son of a magistrate of Nancy; he was captured
at Lunville, whither he had gone to visit his aunt. He had just
attained his fourteenth year. In this case a girl was used to bait the
trap. Cladon and she were introduced, the little wench drew him into
the snare by feigning love for him; he was negligently chaperoned, the
stroke was successful.
       Adonis was fifteen; he was ravished at Plessis, where he was
enrolled in school. He was the son of a judge of the assize courts who
raised a great hue and cry, but all to no avail, the capture had been
so nicely planned no one knew a thing about it. Curval, who had been
mad about the child for two years, had made his acquaintance at his
father's house, and it was he who had supplied the means and
information necessary to debauch him. The others were greatly
surprised to find such sensible good taste in a head so depraved as
Curval's, and he, most proud, profited from the event to show his
colleagues that, as was plainly to be seen, he still could boast a
sometimes fine palate. The child recognized him and fell to weeping,
but the Prsident consoled him with the assurance it would be to him
would befall the deflowering, and while uttering these comforting
words, he wobbled his enormous engine against those frail little
buttocks. Curval asked the assembly for the boy; his request was
unopposed.
       Hyacinthe was fourteen years old; he was the son of a retired
officer living in a small city in Champagne. He adored hunting and was
taken while afield, his father having been so imprudent as to allow
him to set out alone.
       Giton was twelve; he was kidnaped at Versailles from amidst of
the page boys at the King's stables. He was the son of a man of
consequence from the Nivernais, who not six months prior had brought
him to Versailles. He was very simply abducted while walking alone on
the avenue de Saint-Cloud. He became the Bishop's passion, and to the
Bishop was the prize decreed.

       Those, thus, were the masculine deities our libertines prepared
for their lubricity; we will see in due time and place the use to
which they were put. One hundred and forty-two subjects remained, but
whereas there had been much trifling over the eight, there was none
with this game: not one of the defeated candidates was dismissed until
he had served some purpose.
       Our libertines spent a month with them at the Duc's chteau. As
they were on the eve of setting forth, as all the practical
arrangements were completed, the company had little else to do but
amuse itself until the day of departure. When at last they were
thoroughly fed up with their sport, they fell upon a pleasant means
for disposing of what had provided it: that was to sell the boys to a
Turkish pirate, a scheme whereby no trace of them would be left and a
part of the costs would be recovered. They were sent in small groups
to a place near Monaco, the Turk came to get them and lead them off
into slavery, doubtless a dreadful fate, but one whereby, none the
less, our four villains were hugely entertained.
       And now came the moment of choosing the fuckers. Those of this
class who failed to meet the standards were the cause of no
embarrasment; being mature and reasonable men, it was enough to pay
them for their trouble, their traveling expenses, and send them home.
The eight experts who had contracted to furnish the fuckers had,
furthermore, many fewer obstacles to surmount, since the
specifications were by and large concrete and the conditions made no
difference at all. Thus it was fifty came to the rendezvous; from
amongst the twenty biggest, the eight youngest and most attractive
were singled out, and since in the sequel mention will almost never be
made save of the four biggest of the eight, I shall restrict myself to
naming these.

       Hercule, with a body hewn in the image of the god whose name he
had been given, was twenty-six years of age and was endowed with a
member eight and one-quarter inches around by thirteen long. Nothing
more beautiful nor more majestic has ever been seen; this tool was
almost always upright, and with only eight discharges, so tests
revealed, it could fill a pint measure to the brim. Hercule was also
very gentle, very sweet, and had an interesting countenance.
       Antinos, so named because, like Hadrian's favourite, he had,
together with the world's prettiest prick, its most voluptuous ass,
and that exceedingly rare. Antinos wielded a device measuring eight
inches in circumference and twelve in length. He was thirty and had a
face worthy of his other features.
       Bum-Cleaver lugged a club so amusingly shaped it was nearly
impossible for him to perform an embuggery without splitting the ass,
whence came the name he bore. The head of his prick resembled the
heart of an ox, it was eight and three-eights inches around; behind
it, the shaft measured only eight, but was crooked and had such a
curve it neatly tore the anus when penetrating it, and this quality,
very precious to libertines as jaded as ours, had made him singularly
sought after.
       Invictus, so named because, no matter what he did, his erection
was perpetual, was furnished with an engine eleven inches long and
seven and fifteen-sixteenths inches around. Greater ones, who had
difficulty stiffening, had been turned away to make room for him who,
regardless of the quantity of discharges he produced in a day, rose
heavenward at the slightest touch.

       The other four were of about the same dimensions and the same
shape. The forty-two rejected candidates provided a fortnight's
entertainment and, after the friends had put them through their paces
and worn them to the bone, they were well rewarded and bidden adieu.
       Nothing now remained but the choice of the four
ladies-in-waiting, and this final stage was without doubt the most
picturesque. The Prsident was not the only one whose tastes were
depraved; his three friends, and especially Durcet, were indeed a
little tainted by his accursed, crapulous, and debauched mania which
causes one to find a greater, more piquant attraction in an old,
disgusting, and filthy object than in what Nature has fashioned most
divinely. Explaining this fancy would probably be difficult, but it
exists in many people; Nature's disorder carries with it a kind of
sting which operates upon the high-keyed sort with perhaps as much and
even more force than do her most regular beauties; it has been proven,
moreover, that when one's prick is aloft, it is horror, villainy, the
appalling, that pleases; well, where are they more emphatically
present than in a vitiated object? If 'tis the filthy thing which
pleases in the lubricious act, then certainly the more filthy the
thing, the more it should please, and it is surely much filthier in
the corrupted than in the intact and perfect object.
       No, as to that there's no doubt. Furthermore, beauty belongs to
the sphere of the simple, the ordinary, whilst ugliness is something
extraordinary, and there is no question but that every ardent
imagination prefers in lubricity the extraordinary to the commonplace.
Beauty, health never strike one save in a simple way; ugliness,
degradation deal a far stouter blow, the commotion they create is much
stronger, the resultant agitation must hence be more lively; in the
light of all this, there should be no cause for astonishment in the
fact that an immense crowd of people prefer to take their pleasure
with an aged, ugly, and even stinking crone and will refuse a fresh
and pretty girl, no more reason to be astonished by that, I say, than
at a man who for his promenades prefers the mountains' arid and rugged
terrain to the monotonous pathways of the plains. All these matters
depend upon our tastes in this connection than it is in our power to
alter the form of our bodies.
       Be that as it may, such, as I have said, was the dominating
taste of the Prsident and, to tell the truth, the taste which came
near to predominating in his three confreres, for when it came to
choosing female servants, their views were identical, and we are about
to see from this choice that its making bespoke the constitutional
disorder and depraviation to which we have just alluded.
       The most painstaking search was initiated in Paris; the four
creatures needed were finally located; however loathsome may be their
portraits, the reader will none the less permit me to draw them: that
I do so is essential to that aspect of manners the elucidation of
which is one of the principal aims of this work.

       Marie was the name of the first one; she had been servant of a
notorious brigand quite recently put to death on the wheel, whipping
and branding had been her penalty. She was fifty-eight years old, had
almost no hair left, her nose stood askew, her eyes were dull and
rheumy, her mouth large and filled with her thirty-two teeth, yes,
they were all there, but all were yellow as sulphur; she was tall,
raw-boned, having whelped fourteen children, all fourteen of whom,
said she, she'd strangled from fear they'd turn out ne'er-do-wells.
Her belly rippled like the waves of the sea, and one of her buttocks
was devoured by an abscess.
       The second was known as Louison; she was sixty, stunted,
hunchbacked, blind in one eye, and lame, but she had a fine ass for
her age and her skin was still in fairly good repair. She was as
wicked as the devil and forever ready to commit any horror and every
extravagance one could possibly demand of her.
       Thrse was sixty-two; she was tall, thin, looked like a
skeleton, not a hair was left on her head, not a tooth in her mouth,
and from this opening in her body she exhaled an odor capable of
flooring any bystander. Her ass was peppered with wounds, and her
buttocks were so prodigiously slack one could have furled the skin
around a walking stick; the hole in this splendid ass resembled the
crater of a volcano what for width, and for aroma the pit of a privy;
in all her life, Thrse declared, she had never once wiped her ass,
whence we have proof positive that the shit of her infancy yet clung
there. As for her vagina, it was the receptacle of everything ungodly,
of every horror, a veritable sepulcher whose fetidity was enough to
make you faint away. She had one twisted arm and limped in one leg.
       The fourth was called Fanchon; six times she had been hanged in
effigy, and not a crime exists in this world she had not committed.
She was sixty-nine, she was flat-nosed, short, and heavy; she
squinted, had almost no forehead, had nothing but two old teeth in her
stinking maw, and they were ready to fall out, an erysipelas blazed
all over her ass and hemorrhoids the size of your fist hung from her
anus, a frightful chancre consumed her vagina, and one of her thighs
had been entirely burned. She was dead drunk three-quarters of the
year, and in that condition, her stomach being very weak, she vomited
over everything. Despite the batch fo hemorrhoids adorning it, her
asshole was naturally so large that all unawares she blew driblets and
farts and often more besides. Apart from acting as servants in the
luxurious recreation palace the four friends had in mind, these women
were also to lend a hand at all the convocations and render all the
lubricious services and ministrations that might be required of them.

       As soon as all these matters had been decided and the summer
having already begun, they turned their thoughts to the transporting
of the various objects which were, during the four months' sojourn on
Durcet's estate, to render its inhabitation comfortable and agreeable.
A vast store of furniture and mirrors, of viands and wines and
liqueurs of all kinds were ordered borne thither, workmen were sent
there, and little by little the numerous subjects were conducted to
the chteau where Durcet, who had gone ahead, received, lodged, and
established them as they arrived.
       But the moment has come to give the reader a description of the
renowned temple appointed for so many luxurious sacrifices throughout
the projected four-month season. He will observe with what great care
they had chosen a remote and isolated retreat, as if silence,
distance, and stillness were libertinage's potent vehicles, and as if
everything which through these qualities instills a religious terror
in the senses had necessarily and evidently to bestow additional charm
upon lust. We are going to picture this retreat not as once it was,
but in the state of embellishment and yet more perfect solitude that
resulted from our four friends' efforts.
       To reach the place one had first to get to Basel; at that city
you crossed the Rhine, beyond which the road became steadily narrower
until you had to abandon your carriage. Soon afterward you entered the
Black Forest, you plunged about fifteen leagues into it, ascended a
difficult, tortuous road that, without a guide, would be absolutely
impracticable. By and by you caught sight of a sinister and mean
hamlet of charcoal burners and gamekeepers; there began the territory
Durcet owned, and the hamlet was his; as this little village's
population was composed almost entirely of thieves or smugglers,
Durcet easily befriended it, and his first order to the inhabitants
was expressly to enjoin them under no circumstances to allow anyone
whomsoever to pass on toward the chteau after the 1st of November,
the date by which the entire society was to be assembled in it. He
distributed weapons to his faithful vassals, granted them certain
privileges they had been long soliciting, and the barrier was lowered.
That done, and the gates tightly sealed, one will see by the following
description how difficult of access was Silling, the name Durcet's
chteu bore.
       Having passed the village, you begin to scale a mountain almost
as high as the Saint-Bernard and infinitely more difficult to ascend,
for the only way to reach the summit is by foot; not that the route is
forbidden to pack mules, but such are the precipices which everywhere
border the one so very narrow path that must be followed, that you run
the greatest danger if you ride; six of the mules used to transport
supplies and food perished, taking with them two laborers who had
though to mount astride them. Five full hours are required to reach
the top of the mountain, and there you come upon another extraordinary
feature which, owing to the precautions that had been taken, became a
new barrier so insurmountable that none but birds might have overcome
it: the topographical accident we refer to is a crevice above sixty
yards wide which splits the crest into northern and southern parts,
with the result that, after having climbed up the mountain, it is
impossible, without great skill, to go back down it. Durcet had united
these two parts, between which a precipice fell to the depth of a
thousand feet and more, by a fine wooden bridge which was destroyed
immediately the last of the crew had arrived, and from this moment on,
all possibility of communicating with the Chteau of Silling ceased.
For, cross the bridge and you come down into a little plain about four
acres in area; the plain is surrounded on all sides by sheer crags
rising to the clouds, crags which envelop the plain within a faultless
screen. The passage known as the bridge path is hence the only one by
which you may descend into or communicate with the little plain; the
bridge removed or destroyed, there is not on this earth a single
being, of no matter what species you may imagine, capable of gaining
this small plot of level land.
       And it is in the center of this flat space so well surrounded,
so solidly protected, that one finds Durcet's chteau. Yet another
wall, thirty feet high, girds it; beyond the wall a moat filled with
water and exceedingly deep defends a last tall and winding enclosure;
a low and strait postern finally leads into the great inner court
around which all the living quarters are built, and they are very
capacious, very well furnished thanks to the arrangements latterly
concluded; one discovers a long gallery on the first floor. I would
have it remarked that the description I am about to give of the
apartments corresponds not to what in former times they may have been,
but to the manner in which they had just been rearranged and
distributed in accordance with our libertines' common conception. From
the gallery you moved into a very attractive dining hall provided with
buffets shaped like towers which, communicating with the kitchen, made
it possible to serve the company its food hot, promptly, and without
the help of any waiters. From this dining hall, hung in tapestries,
warmed by heating devices, furnished with ottomans, with excellent
armchairs, and with everything which could make it both comfortable
and pleasing to the eye, you passed into a large living room or salon,
simple, plain, but exceedingly warm and equipped with the very best
furniture; adjacent to this room was an assembly chamber intended for
the storytellers' narrations. This was, so to speak, the lists for the
projected jousts, the seat of the lubricious conclaves, and as it had
been decorated accordingly, it merits something by way of a special
description.
       Its shape was semicircular; set into the curving wall were four
niches whose surfaces were faced with large mirrors, and each was
provided with an excellent ottoman; these four recesses were so
constructed that each faced the center of the circle; the diameter was
formed by a throne, raised four feet above the floor and with its back
to the flat wall, and it was intended for the storyteller; in this
position she was not only well before the four niches intended for her
auditors, but, the circle being small, was close enough to them to
insure their hearing every word she said, for she was placed like an
actor in a theater, and the audience in their niches found themselves
situated as if observing a spectacle in an amphitheater. Steps led
down from the throne, upon them were to sit the objects of debauchery
brought in to soothe any sensory irritation provoked by the recitals;
these several tiers, like the throne, were upholstered in black velvet
edged with gold fringe, and the niches were furnished with similar and
likewise enriched material, but in color dark blue. At the back of
each niche was a little door leading into an adjoining closet which
was to be used at times when, having summoned the desired subject from
the steps, one preferred not to execute before everyone the delight
for whose execution one had summoned that subject. These closets were
provided with couches and with all the other furnishing required for
every kind of impurity. On either side of the central throne an
isolated column rose to the ceiling; these two columns were designed
to support the subject in whom some misconduct might merit correction.
All the instruments necessary to meting it out hung from hooks
attached to the columns, and this imposing sight served to maintain
the subordination so indispensable to parties of this nature, a
subordination whence is born almost all the charm of the
voluptuousness in persecutors' souls.
       One could walk from this semicircular room directly to a
chamber which formed the end of this part of the living quarters. This
chamber was a kind of boudoir, it was soundproof and secluded, but
very warm within, very dark during the day, and its purpose was for
private interviews and secluded contests, or for certain other secret
delights which will be unveiled in the sequel. To reach the other
wing, one had to retrace one's footsteps, and once in the gallery, at
the end of which an exceedingly handsome chapel was visible, one
entered the opposite wing which completed the circuit of the inner
courtyard. You discovered a splendid antechamber adjoined by four
superb apartments, each having a boudoir and wash cabinets; splendid
Turkish beds canopied in three-colored damask with matching furniture
adorned these suites whose boudoirs offered everything and more of the
most sensual that lubricity might fancy. These four units,
exceptionally well-heated and comfortable, were intended for the four
colleagues, who were perfectly lodged therein. In that the protocols
stipulated that their wives were to occupy the same quarters, no
separate space was set aside for them.
       Upstairs, the second story contained about the same number of
apartments, but they were otherwise divided; you first came upon, to
one side, a vast room bordered by eight niches, each having a little
bed - these were the girls' quarters, and beside them were two small
chambers for the old women who were to have charge of them. Further
along, a pair of pretty rooms had been set aside for two of the
storytellers. Now turning about and going in the other direction, you
found a similar eight-niched room for the little boys; by it were two
rooms for the duennas appointed to supervise them; and beyond these
were two more rooms, also alike, for the two storytellers. Eight
cheerful rooms, as fine as anything you have yet seen, formed the
eight fuckers' quarter, although these individuals were destined to do
very little sleeping in their own beds. Below, on the ground floor,
were the kitchens and, near them, six small chambers for the six
persons to whom the preparation of food had been confided; amongst
them were three cooks renowned for their art; they were all females,
women having been preferred for a pleasure outing like this one, and I
believe the decision was just. The cooks were assisted by three robust
young scullery maids, but none of the kitchen staff was to appear at
the revels, that was not its purpose, and if the rules imposed in this
connection were violated, 'tis merely because libertinage stops at
nothing, and the true way of extending and multiplying one's desires
is to attempt to impose checks upon them. One of these three
underlings was to look after the numerous livestock which had been
fetched to the chteau - with the exception of the four aged ladies
who were meant for household duties, there were no domestics save for
these three cooks and their seconds. But depravity, cruelty, disgust,
infamy, all those passions anticipated or experienced, had erected
another locality whereof it is a matter of urgency that we give the
sketch, for the laws essential to the proper unfolding of our tale
demand that we depict it with thoroughness now.
       A fatal stone there was which, cunningly made, could be raised
from below the step of the altar in the little Christian temple we
discerned from the gallery; beneath that stone one beheld a spiral
stairway, very narrow and very steep, whose three hundred steps could
convey you down into the bowels of the earth, to a kind of vaulted
dungeon, closed by triple doors of iron, and in which was displayed
everything the cruelest art and the most refined barbarity could
invent of the most atrocious, as much for gripping one with terror as
for proceeding to horrors. And there below, what tranquillity! to what
degree might not the villain be reassured who brought his victim
there! What had he to fear? He was out of France, in a safe province,
in the depths of an uninhabitable forest, within this forest in a
redoubt which, owing to the measures he had taken, only the birds of
the air could approach, and he was in the depth of the earth's
entrails. Woe, a hundred times woe to the unlucky creature who in the
midst of such abandonment were to find himself at the mercy of a
villain lawless and without religion, whom crime amused, and whose
only interest lay in his passions, who heeded naught, had nothing to
obey but the imperious decrees of his perfidious lusts. I know not
what will transpire in that nether place, but this I may say without
doing our tale a disservice, that when a description of the dungeon
was given the Duc, he reacted by discharging three times in
succession.

       Everything being ready at last, everything perfectly disposed,
the subjects installed, the Duc, the Bishop, Curval, and their wives,
with the four second-ranking fuckers in their train, set off (Durcet
and his wife, together with all the rest, having arrived beforehand,
as we have previously noted), and not without infinite difficulty,
finally reached the chteau on the evening of the 29th of October.
Immediately they crossed it, Durcet had the bridge cut. But that was
not all: having inspected the place, the Duc decided that, since all
the provisions were within the fortress, and since therefore they had
no need to leave it, it were necessary, in order to forestall external
attack, which was little dreaded, and escapes from within, the
possibilities of which were less unlikely, it were necessary, I say,
to have walled shut all the gates, all the passages whereby the
chteau might be penetrated, and absolutely to enclose themselves
inside their retreat as within a besieged citadel, without leaving the
least entrance to an enemy, the least egress to a deserter. The
recommendation was put into effect, they barricaded themselves to such
an extent there was no longer any trace left of where the exits had
been; and then they settled down comfortably inside.
       After the provisions we have just cited had been taken, the two
days still remaining before the 1st of November were devoted to
resting the subjects, that they might make a fresh appearance at the
scenes of debauchery soon to begin, and during this interval the four
friends labored over a code of laws which, as soon as it was brought
to perfection and signed, was promulgated to those concerned. Before
advancing to the matter, it is essential that these articles of
government be made known to the reader who, after the exact
description we have given him of everything, will now have no more to
do than follow the story, lightly and voluptuously, his mind impeded
by nothing, his memory embarrassed by no unexpected intrusions.

                               STATUTES

       The company shall rise every day at ten o'clock in the morning,
at which time the four fuckers who have not been in duty during the
night shall come to pay the friends a visit and shall each bring a
little boy; they shall pass from one bedchamber to another,
successively. They shall perform as bidden by the friends' likings and
desires, but during the preliminaries the little boys shall serve only
as a tempting prospect, for it has been decided and planned that the
eight maidenheads of the little girls' cunts shall remain intact until
the month of December, and their asses shall likewise remain in bond,
as shall the asses of the eight little boys, until the month of
January, at which times the respective seals shall be broken, and this
in order to allow voluptuousness to become irritated by the
augmentation of a desire incessantly inflamed and never satisfied, a
state which must necessarily lead to that certain lascivious fury the
friends shall strive to provoke, considering it one of lubricity's
most highly delectable situations.

       At eleven o'clock, the friends shall repair to the quarters
appointed for the little girls. In that place will be served breakfast
consisting of chocolate, or of roasts cooked in Spanish wine, or of
other appropriate restoratives. This breakfast shall be served by the
eight little girls, naked, aided by the two elders, Marie and Louison,
assigned to the seraglio of girls, the other two elders being assigned
to that of the boys. If, during this breakfast, the friends are moved
to commit impudicities with the little girls, before or after, the
latter shall lend themselves thereunto with the resignation prescribed
to them, and wherein they shall not be found wanting without severe
punishment being the consequence. But it is agreed that at this hour
there shall be undertaken no secret or private exercises, and that if
a moment's wantonizing be desired, it shall be conducted openly and
before the public present at the morning meal.

       These little girls shall adopt the general custom of kneeling
at all times whenever they see or meet a friend, and they shall remain
thus until told to stand; they, the wives, and the elders shall alone
be subject to these regulations, wherefrom the others are dispensed,
but everyone shall be bound never to address the friends save as my
Lord.

       Before leaving the girls' apartments, that one of the friends
who is invested with the month's stewardship (it being intended that
for the space of a month one friend shall be in general supervision of
everything, each friend acceding to the office in his turn and in the
following order: Durcet during November, the Bishop during ecember,
the Prsident during January, the Duc during February), he, then, who
is the month's presiding officer, before leaving the girls' quarters,
shall inspect them all, to determine whether they are in the state
wherein they have been instructed to maintain themselves, whereof the
elders shall be each morning apprised and which will be determined by
the need that exists for them to keep in such and such a state.

       As it is strictly forbidden to relieve oneself anywhere save in
the chapel, which has been outfitted and intended for this purpose,
and forbidden to go there without individial and special permission,
the which shall be often refused, and for good reason, the month's
presiding officer shall scrupulously examine, immediately after
breakfast, all the girls' water closets, and in the case of a
contravention discovered in the one above-designated place or in the
other, the delinquent shall be condemned to suffer the penalty of
death.

       The friends shall move from there into the little boys'
apartments in order to perform the same inspections and similarly to
pronounce capital punishment against offenders. The four little boys
who have not been that morning with the friends, shall now receive
them when they enter their chamber and shall untrouser themselves
before them, the other four shall remain standing in attention,
awaiting the orders which are given them. Messieurs may or may not
indulge in lewd byplay with the four they have not until now seen
during the day, but whatever they do shall be done publicly; no
intimate commerce shall be held at this hour.

       At one o'clock, those of the girls or the boys, of mature and
of young years, who have obtained permission to satisfy urgent needs,
that is to say, the heavier sort, and this permission shall never be
put most sparingly accorded, and at the most to a third of the
subjects, those, we repeat, shall betake themselves to the chapel
where everything has been artistically arranged for the voluptuous
delights falling under this head. In this place they will find the
four friends who shall wait for them until two o'clock and never any
longer, and who shall distribute and adjust them as they judge proper
to the delights of this order which they may be moved to taste.

       From two to three the first two tables shall be served: they
shall dine simultaneously, one in the girls' large apartment, the
other in that of the young boys: the three kitchen servants shall
serve these two tables. At the first shall sit the eight little girls
and the four elders; at the second the four wives, the eight little
boys, and the four storytellers. During their meal, Messieurs will be
pleased to gather in the living room where they will chat together
until three o'clock. Just before this hour, the eight fuckers shall
make their appearance here, as well clothed and as well adorned as it
is in their power to be.

       At three shall be served the masters' dinner, and the honor to
be present there shall be enjoyed by none but the eight fuckers; this
meal shall be served by the four wives, entirely naked, aided by the
four elders, clad as sorceresses; to the latter shall fall the task of
bringing the plates from the towers into which the servants, on the
other side, shall have put them, and the plates shall be handed to
wives, who shall deposit them on the table. The eight fuckers, in the
course of the dinner, will be at liberty to handle and touch the
unclothed bodies of the wives in whatever manner and to whatever
extent they please, without the said wives being permitted to refuse
or defend themselves; the fuckers will even be able to go to the point
of employing insults and of thickening their sticks by apostrophizing
them with all the invectives they may see fit to pronounce.

       The friends shall rise from the table at five, at which time
these Messieurs only (the fuckers shall retire until the hour of
general assembly), these Messieurs only, I say, shall pass into the
salon, where two little boys and two little girls, who shall be
changed daily, shall, in a state of nudity, serve them coffee and
liqueur; nor shall it be at this point in the day's activities
Messieurs shall permit themselves diversions which might enervate
them; conversation shall be limited to simple jesting.

       Shortly before six o'clock, the four children who have been
serving, shall withdraw and go promptly to dress themselves. At
exactly six, Messieurs shall pass into the assembly chamber heretofore
described. They shall each of them repair to their respective alcoves,
and the following distribution shall be observed by the others: upon
the throne shall be the storyteller, the tiers below the throne shall
be occupied by the sixteen children, so arranged that four of them,
that is to say, two girls and two boys, shall be situated directly
opposite each niche; each niche shall have before it a like quatrain;
this quatrain shall be specially allocated to the niche before which
it is placed, the niches alongside being excluded from making any
claims upon it, and these quatrains shall be diversified each day,
never shall the same niche have the same quatrain. Each child in each
quatrain shall have one end of a chain of artificial flowers secured
to his arm, the other end of the chain leading to the niche, so that
when the niche's proprietor wishes any given child in his quatrain, he
has but to tug the garland, and the child shall come running and fling
himself at the master's feet.

       Above the quatrain shall be situate an elder, attached to the
quatrain, and responsive to the orders of the chief of that quatrain's
niche.

       The three storytellers who are not on active service as
raconteurs during the month shall be seated upon a bench at the foot
of the throne, assigned to no one but yet ready to do anyone's
bidding. The four fuckers appointed to spend the night with the
friends may be absent from the assembly; they shall be in their rooms,
busy grooming themselves for the coming night, at which time great
feats shall be regularly expected of them. With respect to the four
others, they shall be each one at the feet of one of the friends, who
shall be in his niche and upon his couch beside that one of the wives
whose turn it is to be with any given husband. This wife shall be at
all times naked, the fucker shall wear a closefitting singlet and
shorts of taffeta, pink in color, the month's storyteller shall be
attired as an elegant courtesan, as shall be her three companions, the
little boys and the little girls of the quatrains shall always be
differently and splendidly costumed, one quatrain in Asiatic style,
one in Spanish, another in Turkish garb, a fourth in Greek, and on the
following day otherwise; but all these costumes shall be of taffeta or
of lawn; at no time shall the lower half of the body be discomfited by
any raiment, and the removal of a pin shall suffice to bare it
completely.

       As for the elders, they shall alternately interpret the Graeae,
nuns, fairies, sorceresses, and upon occasion, widows. The doors to
the closets contiguous to the niches shall be kept at a warm
temperature by stoves, and shall be garnished with all the
appurtenances required for various debauches. Four candles shall burn
in each of the closets, and fifty in the auditorium.

       Punctually at six o'clock, the storyteller shall begin her
story, which the friends may interrupt at any point and as frequently
as they please; this narration shall last until ten o'clock in the
evening, and during this time, as its object is to inflame the
imagination, every lubricity will be permitted, save however for those
which might be prejudicial to the approved schedule of deflowerings,
which shall be at all times rigorously observed; apart from this,
Messieurs may do what they like with their fucker, wife, quatrain,
quatrain elder, and even with the storytellers if this whim move them,
and that either in their niche or in the adjacent closet. The
narration shall be suspended for as long as the pleasures of him whose
needs interrupt it continue, and when he shall have done and be sated,
the tale shall be resumed.

       The evening meal shall be served at ten. The wives, the
storytellers, and the eight little girls shall without delay proceed
to dine by themselves, women never being admitted to the men's supper,
and the friends shall sup with the four fuckers not scheduled for
night duty, and with four little boys. Aided by the elders, the four
other boys shall serve.

       The evening meal concluded, Messieurs shall pass into the salon
for the celebration of what are to be called the orgies. Everyone
shall convene there, both those who have supped apart and those who
have supped with the friends, the four fuckers chosen for the night's
service being excepted.

       The salon shall be heated to an unusual temperature, and
illuminated by chandeliers. All present shall be naked: storytellers,
wives, little girls, little boys, elders, fuckers, friends, everything
shall be pell-mell, everyone shall be sprawled on the floor and, after
the example of animals, shall change, shall commingle, entwine, couple
incestuously, adulterously, sodomistically, deflowerings being at all
times banned, the company shall give itself over to every excess and
to every debauch which may best warm the mind. When 'tis time for
these deflowerings, it shall be at this moment and in these
circumstances that those operations shall be performed, and once a
child shall be initiate, it shall be available for every enjoyment, in
all manners and at all times.

       The orgies shall cease at precisely two in the morning, the
four fuckers designated for nocturnal exercise shall come, in elegant
undress, to lead away each of them the friend wherewith he is to bed,
each friend shall be provided also with one of the wives or with a
deflowered subject, when deflowered subjects there be, or with a
storyteller, or with an elder to pass the night 'twixt her and his
fucker, and all this according to his disposition, whereunto but one
clause is put, that he submit himself to prudent arrangements whence
it may result that each friend varies his companions every night, or
is able so to do.

       Such shall be the daily order of procedure. In addition, each
week of the seventeen prescribed as the period of the sojourn at the
chteau shall be marked by a festival. There shall be, first of all,
marriages, full particulars relating to which shall be made available
in due time and place. But as the first of these matches shall be made
between the youngest of the children, who are not able to consummate
them, they will in no wise disturb the schedule established for the
deflorations. Marriages between adults being all post-defloratory,
their consummation will damage nothing since, in acting, the friends
shall be enjoying only what has been enjoyed already.

       The four elders, to be held answerable for the behavior of
their four children, shall, when it is faulty, report it to the
month's presiding officer, and each Saturday there shall take place a
common meting out of punishments, at the time of the orgies. An exact
list of accumulating delinquencies shall be kept until then.

       With what regards misbehavior on the part of the storytellers,
their punishments shall be one-half that of the children, because
their talents are to some purpose, and talent must always be
respected. As for errors in the conduct of the wives, they shall
always be rewarded by punishment double that given the children.

       Should any subject in some way refuse anything demanded of him,
even when incapacitated or when that thing is impossible, he shall be
punished with utmost severity; 'tis for him to provide, for him to
discover ways and means.

       The least display of mirth, or the least evidence given of
disrespect or lack of submission during the debauch activities, shall
be esteemed one of the gravest of faults and shall be one of the most
cruelly punished.

       Any man taken flagrante delicto with a woman shall punished by
the loss of a limb when authorization to enjoy this woman has not
hitherto been granted him.

       The slightest religious act on the part of any subject,
homsoever he be, whatsoever be that act, shall be punished by death.

       Messieurs are expressly enjoined at all gatherings to employ
none but the most lascivious language, remarks indicative of the
greatest debauchery, expressions of the filthiest, the most harsh, and
the most blasphemous.

       The name of God shall never be uttered save when accompanied by
invectives or imprecations, and thus qualified it shall be repeated as
often as possible.

       With respect to their tone, it shall at all times be
exceedingly brutal, exceedingly harsh, and exceedingly imperious when
addressing the wives and the little girls, but wheedling, whorish, and
depraved when addressing the men whom the friends, by adopting with
them the role of women, should regard as their husbands.

       Any friend who fails to comply with any one of these articles,
or who may take it into his head to act in accordance with a single
glimmer of common sense or moderation and above all to spend a single
day without retiring dead drunk to bed, shall be fined ten thousand
francs.

       Whenever a friend experiences the need to relieve himself
heavily, a woman from that class he considers fitting shall be obliged
to accompany him, to attend to those duties he shall during this
activity indicate to her.

       No subject, whether male or female, shall be allowed to fulfill
duties of cleanliness whatsoever they may be, and above all those
consequent upon the heavy need relieved, without express permission
from the month's presiding officer, and if it be refused him, and if
despite that refusal he surrender to this need, his punishment shall
be of the very rudest.

       The four wives shall have no prerogatives of any kind over the
other women; on the contrary, they shall at all times be treated with
a maximum of rigor and inhumanity, and they shall be frequently
employed upon the vilest and most painful enterprises, such as for
example the cleaning of the private and common privies established in
the chapel. These privies shall be emptied only once every week, but
always by them, and they shall be severely punished if they resist the
work or accomplish it poorly.

       Should a subject attempt evasion while the assembly is sitting,
he shall be punished by death instantly, whomsoever he be.

       The cooks and their assistants shall be respected, and those of
the friends who violate this article shall pay a fine of one thousand
gold louis. With regard to these fines, they shall all be specially
employed, upon the return to France, for the initial expenses
incidental to a new party, either in this same kind, or in another.

       These affairs being settled and these regulations published on
the 30th, the Duc spent the morning of the 31st inspecting everything,
having the statutes repeated aloud, and scrupulously examining the
premises to see whether they were susceptible to assault or favorable
to escape.
       Having concluded that one would have to have wings or the
devil's powers to get out or in, he reported his findings to the
society and devoted the evening to haranguing the women. By his order
they were all convoked in the auditorium, and having mounted that kind
of tribune or throne intended for the storyteller, here more or less
is the speech he delivered to them:

       "Feeble, enfettered creatures destined solely for our
pleasures, I trust you have not deluded yourselves into supposing that
the equally absolute and ridiculous ascendancy given you in the
outside world would be accorded you in this place; a thousand times
more subjugated than would be slaves, you must expect naught but
humiliation, and obedience is that one virtue whose use I recommend to
you: it and no other befits your present state. Above all, do not take
it into your heads to rely in the least upon your charms; we are
utterly indifferent to those snares and, you may depend on it, such
bait will fail with us. Ceaselessly bear in mind that we will make use
of you all, but that not a single one of you need beguile herself into
imagining that she is able to inspire any feeling of pity in us.
Roused in fury against the altars that have been able to snatch from
us some few grains of incense, our pride and our libertinage shatter
them as soon as the illusion has satisfied our senses, and contempt
almost always followed by hatred instantly assumes the pre-eminence
hitherto occupied by our imagination. What, furthermore, might you
offer that we do not know by heart already? what will you tender us
that we shall not grind beneath our heels, often at the very moment
delirium transports us?
       "Useless to conceal it from you: your service will be arduous,
it will be painful and rigorous, and the slightest delinquencies will
be requited immediately with corporal and afflicting punishments;
hence, I must recommend to you prompt exactness, submissiveness, and a
total self-abnegation that you be enabled to heed naught but our
desires; let them be your only laws, fly to do their bidding,
anticipate them, cause them to be born. Not that you have much to gain
by this conduct, but simply because, by not observing it, you will
have a great deal to lose.
       "Give a thought to your circumstances, think what you are, what
we are, and may these reflections cause you to quake - you are beyond
the borders of France in the depths of an uninhabitable forest, high
amongst naked mountains; the paths that brought you here were
destroyed behind you as you advanced along them. You are enclosed in
an impregnable citadel; no one on earth knows you are here; you are
beyond the reach of your friends, of your kin: insofar as the world is
concerned, you are already dead, and if yet you breathe, 'tis by our
pleasure, and for it only. And what are the persons to whom you are
now subordinated? Beings of a profound and recognized criminality, who
have no god but their lubricity, no laws but their depravity, no care
but for their debauch, godless, unprincipled, unbelieving profligates,
of whom the least criminal is soiled by more infamies than you could
number, and in whose eyes the life of a woman - what do I say, the
life of a woman? the lives of all women who dwell on the face of the
earth, are as insignificant as the crushing of a fly. There will,
doubtless, be few you, without the flutter of an eyelash lend
yourselves to them all, and faced with whatever it may be, show
patience, submission, and courage. If unhappily, some amongst you
succumb to our passions' intemperance, let her adjust bravely to her
fate: we are not going to exist forever in this world, and the most
fortunate thing that can befall a woman is to die young. Our
ordinances have been read to you: they are very wise and well-designed
for your safety and for our pleasures; obey them blindly, and expect
the worst from us should we be irritated by your misbehavior. Several
amongst you have ties with us, I know, and perhaps they embolden you,
and perhaps you hope for indulgence on this account; you would be most
gravely mistaken were you to put much store by them: no blood
attachment is sacred in the view of people like ourselves, and the
more they seem so to you, the more their rupture will stimulate the
perversity in our spirits. Daughters, wives, it is to you, then, I
address myself at present: expect us to grant you no prerogative, you
are herewith advised that you will be treated with an even greater
severity than the others, and that specifically to point out to you
with what scorn we view the bonds whereby you perhaps think us
constrained.
       "Moreover, do not simply wait for us to specify the orders we
would have you execute: a gesture, a glance, often simply one of our
internal feelings will announce our desire, and you will be as harshly
punished for not having divined it as you would be were you, after
having been notified, to ignore that desire or flout it. It is up to
you to interpret our movements, our glances, our gestures, to
interpret our expressions, and above all not to be mistaken as to our
desires. Let us suppose, for example, this desire were to see a
particular part of your body and that, through clumsiness, you were to
exhibit some other - you appreciate to what extent such contempt would
be upsetting to our imaginations, and you are aware of all that one
risks by chilling the mind of a libertine who, let us presume, is
expecting an ass for his discharge, and to whom some fool presents a
cunt.
       "By and large, offer your fronts very little to our sight;
remember that this loathsome part, which only the alienation of her
wits could have permitted Nature to create, is always the one we find
most repugnant. And relative to your ass itself, there are precautions
to observe: not only would you be well-advised, upon presenting it, to
hide the odious lair which accompanies it, but it behooves you to
avoid the display, at certain moments, of an ass in that certain state
wherein other folk desire always to find it; you probably understand
me; and furthermore, the four duennas will furnish you later on with
instructions which will complete the explanation of everything.
       "In short: shudder, tremble, anticipate, obey - and with all
that, if you are not very fortunate, perhaps you will not be
completely miserable. No intrigues amongst you, no alliances, none of
that ridiculous friendship between the girls which, by softening the
heart in one sense, in another renders it both more ill-tempered and
less well-disposed to the one and simple humiliation to which you are
fated by us; consider that it is not at all as human beings we behold
you, but exclusively as animals one feeds in return for their
services, and which one withers with blows when they refuse to be put
to use.
       "You have seen with what stringency you are forbidden anything
resembling any act of religion whatsoever. I warn you: few crimes will
be more severely punished than this one. It is only too well known
that in your midst there are yet a few fools unable to bring
themselves to abjure this infamous God and abhor his worship; I would
have you know that these imbeciles will be scrupulously examined, and
there is no extremity they will not suffer who are so unlucky as to be
taken in the act. Let them be persuaded, these stupid creatures, let
them henceforth be convinced that in all the world there are not
twenty persons today who cling to this mad notion of God's existence,
and that the religion he invokes is nothing but a fable ludicrously
invented by cheats and impostors, whose interest in deceiving us is
only too clear at the present time. In fine, decide for yourselves:
were there a God and were this God to have any power, would he permit
the virtue which honors him, and which you profess, to be sacrified to
vice and libertinage as it is going to be? Would this all-powerful God
permit a feeble creature like myself, who would, face to face with
him, be as a mite in the eyes of an elephant, would he, I say, permit
this feeble creature to insult him, to flout him, to defy him, to
challenge him, to offend him as I do, wantonly, at my own sweet will,
at every instant of the day?"

       This little sermon concluded, the Duc descended from the chair
and, with the exception of the four elders and the four narrators, who
knew very well they were there as sacrificers and priestesses rather
than as victims, except for those eight individuals, I say, everyone
burst into tears, and the Duc, not much touched by the scene, left
those enacting it to conjecture, jabber, and complain to each other,
in perfect certainty the eight spies would render a thorough report of
everything: and off he went to spend the night with Hercule, the
member of the troupe of fuckers who had become his most intimate
favorite in the capacity of a lover, little Zphyr still having, as a
mistress, the first place in his heart. In that upon the following
morning everything was to begin, the mechanism was to start
functioning, everyone accordingly completed final arrangements, went
soundly to sleep, and on the morrow at the stroke of ten, the curtain
rose upon a scene of libertinage which was to continue unimpeded, in
strict compliance with prescription, until and including the 28th day
of February.

       And now, friend-reader, you must prepare your heart and your
mind for the most impure tale that has ever been told since our world
began, a book the likes of which are met with neither amongst the
ancients nor amongst us moderns. Fancy, now, that all pleasure-taking
either sanctioned by good manners or enjoyned by that fool you speak
of incessantly, of whom you know nothing and whom you call Nature;
fancy, I say, that all these modes of taking pleasure will be
expressly excluded from this anthology, of that whenever peradventure
you do indeed encounter them here, they will always be accompanied by
some crime or colored by some infamy.
       Many of the extravagances you are about to see illustrated will
doubtless displease you, yes, I am well aware of it, but there are
amongst them a few which will warm you to the point of costing you
some fuck, and that, reader, is all we ask of you; if we have not said
everything, analyzed everything, tax us not with partiality, for you
cannot expect us to have guessed what suits you best. Rather, it is up
to you to take what you please and leave the rest alone, another
reader will do the same, and little by little, everyone will find
himself satisfied. It is the story of the magnificent banquet: six
hundred different plates offer themselves to your appetite; are you
going to eat them all? No, surely not, but this prodigious variety
enlarges the bounds of your choice and, delighted by this increase of
possibilities, it surely never occurs to you to scold the Amphitryon
who regales you. Do likewise here: choose and let lie the rest without
declaiming against that rest simply because it does not have the power
to please you. Consider that it will enchant someone else, and be a
philosopher.
       As for the diversity, it is authentic, you may be sure of it;
study closely that passion which to your first consideration seems
perfectly to resemble another, and you will see that a difference does
exist and that, however slightly it may be, it possesses precisely
that refinement, that touch which distinguishes and characterizes the
kind of libertinage wherewith we are here involved.
       We have, moreover, blended these six hundred passions into the
storytellers' narratives. That is one more thing whereof the reader
were well to have foreknowledge: it would have been too monotonous to
catalogue them one by one outside the body of the story. But as some
reader not much learned in these matters might perhaps confuse the
designated passions with the adventure or simple event in the
narrator's life, each of these passions has been carefully
distinguished by a marginal notation: a line, above which is the title
that may be given the passion. This mark indicates the exact place
where the account of the passions begins, and the end of the paragraph
always indicates where it finishes.
       But as numerous personages participate in a drama of this kind,
notwithstanding the care we have taken in this introduction to
describe and designate each one... we shall provide an index which
will contain the name and age of every actor, together with a brief
sketch of them all; so that should the reader, as he moves along,
encounter what seems to him an unfamiliar figure, he will have merely
to turn back to this index, and if this little aid to his memory
suffice not, to the more thorough portraits given earlier.

              THE ROMANCE OF THE SCHOOL FOR LIBERTINAGE
                          DRAMATIS PERSONAE

       The Duc de Blangis, fifty, built like a satyr, endowed with a
monstrous member and prodigious strength; he may be regarded as the
depository of every vice and every crime. He has killed his mother,
his sister, and three of his wives.

       The Bishop of X*** is his brother; forty-five years old, more
slender and more delicate than the Duc; a nasty mouth. He is
deceitful, adroit, a faithful sectary of sodomy, active and passive,
he has an absolute contempt for all other kinds of pleasure, he has
brought about the cruel deaths of the two children whose sizable
fortune was left in trust with him; he is a nervous type, so sensitive
he nearly swoons upon discharging.

       The Prsident de Curval, sixty; a tall, thin, lank man, with
sunken, dead eyes, an unhealthy mouth, the walking image of low
license and libertinage, frightfully dirty about his body and
attaching voluptuousness thereto. He has been circumcised, his
erection is rare and difficult, it does take place however, and he
ejaculates almost every day. His tastes induce him to prefer men; all
the same, he has no scorn for a maid. For singularities in his tastes,
he has a fondness for old age and whatever is kin to him in
filthiness. He is endowed with a member practically as thick as the
Duc's. In late years he has seemed as though unstrung by debauchery,
and he drinks a great deal. He owes his fortune solely to murders and
is nominally guilty of one, a dreadful one, whose details are
contained in his biography previously given. When discharging, he
experiences a sort of lubricious rage; it drives him to cruel deeds.

       Durcet, banker, fifty-three, a great friend of the Duc, and his
schoolmate; he is short, squat, and chubby, but his body looks
healthy, pretty, and lair. He has the figure of a woman and all a
woman's tastes: by his little firmness deprived from giving women
pleasure, he has imitated that sex and has himself fucked at any time
of day or night. He is also rather fond of a good mouthing, 'tis the
only expedient which is able to afford him an agent's pleasures. His
pleasures are his only gods, and he is constantly prepared to sacrify
everything to them. He is clever, adroit, and has committed a
profusion of crimes; he poisoned his mother, his wife, and her niece
in order to assure his inheritance. His spirit is stoical, stalwart
his heart, and absolutely insensible to pity. He no longer stiffens,
his ejaculations are most rare; his instants of crisis are preceded by
a kind of spasm which hurls him into a lubricious fury dangerous for
those who are serving his passions.

       Constance, the Duc's wife, Durcet's daughter; twenty-two years
of age, she is a Roman beauty, with more majesty than finesse, plump,
but well-constructed, a superb body, a unique ass, a model ass, hair
and eyes very dark. She is not without brains or wit, and but too well
senses the horror of her fate. A great fund of native virtue nothing
has been able to destroy.

       Adelaide, Durcet's wife, the Prsident's daughter; a pretty
little object, she is twenty, blond, very tender eyes of a lovely,
animated blue, she has about her everything of the romantic heroine. A
long, well-attached neck, her one defect is her mouth, which is a
shade large. Small breasts and a little ass, but all that, though
delicate, is fair and well-molded. A mind given to fantasy, a tender
heart, excessively virtuous and believing; she secretly performs her
Christian duties.

       Julie, the Prsident's wife, elder daughter of the Duc; she is
twenty-four, fat, fleshy, with fine brown eyes, a pretty nose,
striking and agreeable features, but an appalling mouth. She has
little virtue and even pronounced tendencies to uncleanliness,
alcoholism, gluttony, and whoredom. Her husband loves her for her
defective mouth; this singularity appeals to the Prsident's tastes.
She has never been given either principles or religion.

       Aline, her younger sister, supposed daughter of the Duc, really
one of the Duc's wives and the Bishop's child; she is eighteen, has a
very agreeable and fetching countenance, abounding health, brown eyes,
an upturned nose, a mischievous air although she is profoundly
indolent and lazy. She seems as yet to have no temperament and most
sincerely detests all the infamies she is victim of. The Bishop
baptized her behind at the age of ten. She has been left in crass
ignorance, knows neither how to read nor write, she abhors the Bishop
and greatly fears the Duc. She is much attached to her sister, is
sober and tidy, speaks oddly and like a child; her ass is charming.

       Duclos, the first storyteller; forty-eight, preserves her
looks, is in good physical health, has the finest ass to be seen.
Brunette, full figure, very well fleshed.

       Champville is fifty; she is slender, well made, has lascivious
eyes, she is a tribade, and everything about her proclaims it. Her
present trade is pimping. She was once fair-haired, has pretty eyes,
is long in the clitoris and ticklish in that part, has an ass much
worn from service, but is none the less untupped in that place.

       Martaine is fifty-two; she's a procuress too, a matronly dame,
hale and hearty; inner obstructions have prevented her from ever
knowing any but Sodom's delights, for which indeed she seems to have
been specially created, for, her age notwithstanding, she has the
world's noblest ass; it is both broad and big and so habituated to
introductions that she can accommodate the weightiest engines without
the flutter of an eyelash. She has pretty features still, but they are
beginning to fade.

       Desgranges is fifty-six; she is even now the greatest villain
who has ever lived; she is tall, slender, pale, and was once
dark-haired, she is crime's personification. Her withered ass
resembles marbled paper, or parchment, and its orifice is immense. She
is one-dugged, is missing three fingers and six teeth, fructus belli.
There exists not a single crime she has not perpetrated or engineered,
her prattle is pleasing to the ear, she has wit, and is currently one
of the outfitters most highly respected by society.

       Marie, the first of the duennas, is the youngest at
fifty-eight; she has been whipped and branded, and was a servant to
thieves. Her eyes are lackluster and running, her nose crooked, her
teeth yellow, one buttock's gnawed by an abscess. She has borne and
killed fourteen children.

       Louison, the second duenna, is sixty; she is small, lame,
one-eyed, and hunchbacked, but for all that she has yet a very pretty
ass. She is always ready for crime and is extremely wicked. She and
Marie are appointed as governesses to the girls, and the two following
to the boys.

       Thrse, aged sixty-two, looks like a skeleton, has no hair, no
teeth, a stinking mouth, an ass seamed with scars, its hole is of
excessively generous diameter. Filthy and fetid to an atrocious
degree; she has a twisted arm, and she limps.

       Fanchon, sixty-nine years old, has been six times hanged in
effigy and has perpetrated every crime under the sun; she squints, is
flat-nosed, short, heavy, has no forehead, two teeth only. An
erysipelas covers her ass, a bunch of hemorrhoids hangs from her hole,
a chancre is eating her womb, she has a burnt thigh, and a cancer
gnaws her breast. She is constantly drunk and vomits, farts, and shits
here, there, and everywhere all the time, and all unawares she is
doing it.

                        HAREM OF LITTLE GIRLS

       Augustine, daughter of a Languedoc baron, fifteen years old,
alert and pretty little face.

       Fanny, daughter of a Breton counselor, fourteen, a sweet and
 tender air.

       Zelmire, daughter of the Comte de Terville, seigneur of Beauce,
fifteen, a noble look and a very sensitive soul.

       Sophie, daughter of a gentleman from Berry, charming features,
fourteen years.

       Colombe, daughter of a counselor to the Parliament of Paris,
thirteen years old, exuberant health.

       Hb, daughter of an Orlans officer, a very libertine air,
charming eyes, she is twelve.

       Rosette and Michette, both look like lovely virgins. The first
is thirteen and is the daughter of a Chalon-sur-Sane officer, the
other is twelve and is a daughter of the Marquis de Snanges; she was
abducted from her father's estate in Bourbonnais.

       Their figures, the rest of their features and chiefly their
asses are beyond all description. They were chosen from amongst one
hundred and fifty.

                         HAREM OF LITTLE BOYS

       Zlamir, thirteen, son of a Poitou squire.

       Cupidon, same age, son of a gentleman from near La Flche.

       Narcisse, twelve, son of a nobleman situated in Rouen, Knight
of Malta.

       Zphyr, fifteen, son of a general living in Paris. He is
destined for the Duc.

       Cladon, son of a Nancy magistrate. He is fourteen.

       Adonis, son of a judge of a Paris assize court; fifteen,
destined for Curval.

       Hyacinthe, fourteen, son of a retired officer dwelling in
Champagne.

       Giton, page to the King, twelve, son of a gentleman from the
Nivernais.

       No pen is capable of representing the graces, the features, and
the charms of these eight children superior also to all the tongue is
empowered to say, and chosen, as you know, from amongst a very large
number.

                            EIGHT FUCKERS

       Hercule, twenty-six, very pretty, but also a very mean
character, the Duc's favorite; his prick measures eight and
one-quarter inches around and thirteen in length. Plentiful discharge.

       Antinos is thirty. A fine specimen of a man, his prick is
eight inches around and twelve inches long.

       Bum-Cleaver, twenty-eight years old, has the look of a satyr;
his majestic prick is bent saber fashion, its head, or glans, is
enormous, it is eight and three-eighths inches in circumference and
the shaft eight in length. A fine curve to this majestic prick.

       Invictus is twenty-five, he is exceedingly ugly, but healthy
and vigorous; the great favorite of Curval, he is continually aroused,
and his prick is seven and fifteen-sixteenths inches around by eleven
inches long.

       The four others measure from nine to ten and fifteen-sixteenths
inches long, by from seven and a half and five-eights inches around,
and they are from twenty-five to thirty years of age.
