                            THE THIRD DAY

       The Duc was abroad at nine o'clock. 'Twas he who volunteered to
be the first to lend a hand in the lessons Duclos was to administer to
the little girls. He installed himself in an armchair and for one long
hour submitted to various fondlings, masturbations, pollutions, and to
a wide variety of tricks performed by each of those little ones who,
throughout it all, were guided and supervised by their mistress; and
as may be readily imagined, his spirited temperament was furiously
aroused by the ceremony. He was obliged to make unbelievable efforts
to preserve his fuck from loss, but, more or less in control of
himself, he managed to contain himself and returned to his friends in
triumph, boasting that he'd just weathered an assault he defied any
one of them to beat off as phlegmatically. That brought on
considerable wagering, the stakes were high, a fine of fifty louis was
ultimately imposed upon whoever discharged during the lessons.
       Instead of taking breakfast and conducting searches, this
morning was employed in drawing up a program for the seventeen orgies
planned for the end of each week, in this way definitively to fix the
dates of the deflowerings now that, after having become better
acquainted with the subjects than they had been previously, they were
able to pass legislation. In that this timetable in the most decisive
manner regulated all the operations to be executed during the
campaign, we have deemed it necessary to provide the reader with a
copy: it seems to us that, once he has perused it and familiarized
himself with the subjects' several destinies, he will be able to take
a keener interest in their individual persons.

                 SCHEDULE OF WORKS TO BE ACCOMPLISHED
                  DURING THE REMAINDER OF THE PARTY

       On the 7th of November, at which time the first week will have
drawn a close, Messieurs shall proceed in the morning to the marriage
of Michette and Giton, and those two wedded individuals, whose age
forbids them from conjoining, as is true in the cases of three
following couples, shall be separated on their marriage night, for to
closet them together would be as futile as this ridiculous ceremony
which will serve only to create diversion during the day. That same
evening, punishments which have accumulated and been entered on the
list kept by the month's presiding officer shall be meted out.

       On the 14th, Messieurs shall in the same way effect the
marriage of Narcisse and Hb, with the same clauses as those cited
above.

       On the 21st, in the same way, Colombe and Zlamir shall be
married.

       On the 28th, Cupidon and Rosette.

       On the 4th of December, Champville's narrations having prepared
the way for the following enterprises, the Duc shall deflower Fanny.

       On the 5th, the said Fanny shall be wedded to Hyacinthe who, in
the presence of the company assembled, shall take his pleasure with
his young wife. In such will consist the fifth week's festival, and
the corrections shall take place in the evening as usual, because the
marriages shall be celebrated in the morning.

       On the 8th, Curval shall deflower Michette.

       On the 11th, the Duc shall deflower Sophie.

       On the 12th, to celebrate the sixth week's festival, Sophie
shall be married to Cladon, and the clauses cited for the
above-mentioned marriage shall be made to apply to this one; this
shall not be repeated for those to follow.

       On the 15th, Curval shall deflower Hb.

       On the 18th, the Duc shall deflower Zelmire, and on the 19th,
in order to celebrate the seventh week's festival, Adonis shall marry
Zelmire.

       On the 20th, Curval shall deflower Colombe.

       On the 25th, Christmas Day, the Duc shall deflower Augustine,
and on the 26th, for the eighth week's festival, Zphyr shall marry
Augustine.

       On the 29th, Curval shall deflower Rosette, and all the
foregoing arrangements have been made to insure that Curval, less well
membered than the Duc, be provided with more youthful girls.

       On the 1st of January, the first day of the year and one upon
which Martaine's newly begun narration will influence imaginations to
consider new pleasures, the sodomistic deflorations shall be
inaugurated, and shall proceed in the following order:

       On the 1st of January, the Duc shall sound Hb's ass.

       On the 2nd, in celebration of the ninth week, Hb, having been
plumbed fore by Curval, from behind by the Duc, shall be turned over
to Hercule, who, before the company assembled, shall employ her for
purposes to be specified upon the occasion.

       On the 4th, Curval shall embugger Zlamir.

       On the 6th, the Duc shall embugger Michette; on the 9th, in
celebration of the tenth week's festival, the said Michette, who will
have been deflowered fore by Curval, and whose ass will have been
tried by the Duc, shall be turned over to Bum-Cleaver, that he may
enjoy her, etc., etc.

       On the 11th, the Bishop shall sodomize Cupidon.

       On the 13th, Curval shall sodomize Zelmire.

       On the 15th, the Bishop shall sodomize Colombe.

       On the 16th, for the eleventh week's festival, Colombe, whose
cunt will have been deflowered by Curval, her ass by the Bishop, shall
be turned over to Antinos, who shall enjoy her, etc.

       On the 17th, the Duc shall embugger Giton.

       On the 19th, Curval shall embugger Sophie.

       On the 21st, the Bishop shall embugger Narcisse.

       On the 22nd, the Duc shall embugger Rosette.

       On the 23rd, for the twelfth week's festival, Rosette shall be
turned over to Invictus.

       On the 25th, Curval shall march into Augustine's behind.

       On the 28th, the Bishop shall enter Fanny's.

       On the 30th, for the thirteenth week's festival, the Duc shall
take Hercule for his husband and Zphyr for his wife, and the marriage
shall be both accomplished and consummated before the eyes of
everyone, as shall be the three others which follow.

       On the 6th of February, for the fourteenth week's festival,
Bum-Cleaver shall become Curval's husband, Adonis his wife.

       On the 13th of February, for the fifteenth week's festival,
Antinos shall be made husband to the Bishop, to him shall Cladon be
made a wife.

       On the 20th of February, for the sixteenth week's festival,
Invictus shall as a husband be wedded to Durcet, Hyacinthe as a wife.

       As for the festival of the seventeeth week, due to fall on the
27th of February, upon the eve of the narrations' conclusion, it shall
be celebrated by sacrifices for which Messieurs reserve themselves in
petto the choice of victims.

       These arrangements provide for the obliteration of all
maidenheads by the 30th of January, with the exception of those of the
four young boys whom Messieurs are to marry as wives, and whom they
are eager to preserve intact until their weddings, in order that their
amusement be made to last until the end of the party.

       As the objects are progressively depucelated, they shall the
place of the wives upon the couches at storytelling time, and, at
nighttime, they shall lie with Messieurs, alternately, and at
Messieurs' choice, together with the last four fairies Messieurs will
take to themselves as wives during the final month.

       From the moment a girl or a depucelated boy shall have replaced
a wife upon the couch, the said wife shall be repudiated. From this
moment onward, she shall be in general discredit, and shall be ranked
lower than the servants.

       With regard to Hb, aged twelve, Michette, aged twelve,
Colombe, aged thirteen, and Rosette, aged thirteen, as progressively
they are surrendered to the fuckers and exercised by the latter, they
too shall fall into discredit, shall henceforth be used for none but
harsh and brutal purposes, shall rank with the repudiated wives, and
shall be treated with utmost rigor. And as of the 24th of January, all
four of them will have descended to the same inferior level.

       This schedule affirms that unto the Duc shall fall nine
celages: the first encuntments of Fanny, Sophie, Zelmire, Augustine,
the original embuggeries of Hb, Michette, Giton, Rosette, and
Zphyr.

       Unto Curval shall fall the cunt-pucelages of Michette, Hb,
Colombe, Rosette, the ass-pucelages of Zlamir, Zelmire, Sophie,
Augustine, and Adonis, being in all nine deflorations.

       Unto Durcet, who does not fuck at all, is reserved the
ass-pucelage of Hyacinthe, who in the capacity of a wife shall be
wedded to him.

       And unto the Bishop, who fucks naught but asses, are reserved
the sodomistical depucelations of Cupidon, of Colombe, of Narcisse, of
Fanny, and of Cladon.

       The entire day having been spent preparing this program and
chatting about it, and no one having been found at fault, all went
uneventfully ahead, the storytelling hour arrived; everyone took his
place, the illustrious Duclos mounted the stage. She proceeded in this
wise:

       A young man, whose mania, although not in my opinion very
libertine, is none the less curious enough, appeared at Madame
Gurin's shortly after the adventure I spoke of yesterday. He had to
have a young and healthy wet nurse; he suckled the good woman's teat
and leaked his seed over her thighs while gorging himself on her milk.
His prick struck me as paltry and mean, all his person rather puny,
and his discharge was as mild as his proceedings were benign.

       Another one appeared in the same room the next day; his mania
will doubtless prove more entertaining to you. He insisted upon having
his woman enveloped in a sheet so that her face and breast would be
entirely hidden from him, the single part of her body he wanted to
see, and which had to be of the highest degree of excellence, was her
ass, all the rest meant nothing to him, and he assured Madame Gurin
that a glimpse of anything else would anger him exceedingly. Gurin
had a woman brought in from the outside: she was ugly to the point of
bitterness and almost fifty years old, but her buttocks were molded
like those of Venus, nothing more beautiful could ever bewitch one's
gaze.

       I was eager to see this operation; the old duenna, well wrapped
up, was told at once to lie belly down on the edge of the bed. Our
libertine, a man of about thirty and who seemed to me a gentleman of
the cloth, lifts her skirts above her loins, is thrilled by what
greets his eyes and flatters his tastes. He touches, he spreads this
superb breech, showers passionate kisses upon it, and, his imagination
fired by what he supposes rather than by what he would actually have
seen had the woman been unveiled and even had she been attractive, he
fancies he is holding commerce with Aphrodite herself, and at the end
of a fairly brief career, his engine hardens thanks to the jerks and
jolts, and unlooses a warm rain over the ensemble of the sublime ass
exposed to his view. His discharge was sharp and impetuous. He was
seated facing the adored idol; one of his hands opened it while with
the other he polluted it, and he cried ten times in succession: "Ah,
what a beautiful ass! Ah, what a delight to drown such an ass in
fuck!" He rose when done, and left without indicating the least desire
to find out with whom he had been dealing.

       A young abbot called for my sister a short time afterward. He
was youthful and handsome, but one could scarcely discern his prick,
so minute and soft it was. He stretched his almost naked partner on a
couch, knelt down between her thighs, supporting her buttocks with
both hands, with one of them tickling the pretty little hole in her
behind. Meanwhile, he conveyed his mouth to my sister's cunt. He
tickled its clitoris with his tongue, and managed so cunningly, so
harmoniously synchronized the two activities, that within the space of
three minutes he had plunged her into a delirium; I saw her head toss
about, her eyes begin to roll, and heard the rascal cry: "Ah, my dear
Reverend Father, you're slaying me with pleasure!"
       The abbot's custom was simply to swallow the liquid his
libertine dexterity made flow; and this he did not now fail to do,
shaking himself the while, agitating himself as he bore down upon my
sister: I saw him spatter indubitable evidence of his virility upon
the floor. My turn came the next day, and I believe I can assure you,
Messieurs, that it was one of the sweetest operations to which in all
my life I have ever been exposed: that scoundrel of an abbot had my
first fruits, and it was into his mouth I shed my first fuck. More
eager than my sister to give him pleasure in return for what he had
caused me, I unthinkingly seized his drooping prick, and my little
hand replied to what his mouth had made me feel with such delight.

       The Duc could not prevent himself from interrupting at this
point. To a remarkable degree excited by the pollutions he had
undergone that same morning, he had an idea that this species of
lubric sport executed with the fascinating Augustine, whose sparkling,
roguish eyes announced the most precocious temperament, would deliver
him of a charge of fuck that was stinging his balls in a dreadful way.
She was a member of his quatrain, he found her likeable, she was
destined to be deflowered by him, he summoned her. On this particular
evening she had a kerchief tied round her head, was clad in peasant
guise, and seemed charming beneath that costume. The duenna hoisted
her skirts and established her in the posture Duclos had represented.
The Duc first of all lay hands on her buttocks, knelt, brought a
finger to the anus and lightly titillated its rim, seized up the
clitoris this amiable child already had in considerable growth, and
sucked it. The people of Languedoc are high-spirited, they say, and
Augustine proved them right; fire leapt into her pretty eyes, she
sighed and panted and moaned, her thighs rose mechanically, and the
Duc was pleased to sip a gush of young fuck which in all likelihood
had never flowed before.
       But joy is seldom succeeded by joy. There are libertines so
hardened in vice that the simpler, the more delicate and banal be the
thing they do, the less effect it has upon their execrable minds. Of
their number our beloved Duc was one, he swallowed that delicious
child's sperm without his own contriving to flow; all present beheld
the moment arrive, for no one is more illogical than a libertine, the
moment appeared at hand, I say, when he would blame his unresponse
upon the poor little wretch who, all a dither at having yielded to
Nature, was hiding her face in her hands and struggling to get free
and return to her place.
       "Get me another one," thundered the Duc, casting furious
glances at Augustine, "I'll suck every last one of them if that's
required to lose my fuck."
       Zelmire, the second girl in his quatrain, was brought to the
fore, she too was the Duc's by escheat. Though equal in years to
Augustine, the grief for her plight robbed her of the power to taste a
pleasure which, who knows, had it not been for that, Nature might have
allowed her to relish. Up rose her skirts, up above two little thighs
whiter than alabaster, a chubby little mons veneris hove into view, it
was upholstered by a fluffy down just beginning to appear. She is
adjusted, obliged to yield, she obeys automatically, but sweat,
strain, suck though he does, nothing happens to the Duc. Fifteen
minutes of this and he rises in a fury, and, flinging himself into his
closet with Hercule and Narcisse:
       "Ah, by fuck!" he roars. "It's very clear to me that's not the
game I'm hunting" - 'tis to the two little girls he alludes - "and
that I'll only have a fair shot at this."
       It is not known to what excesses he surrendered himself, but
ere an instant had passed screams and shouts declared he had carried
the day, and proved that boys are always the far more certain
implements to a discharge than the most adorable girls. In the
meantime, the Bishop had likewise enchambered himself with Giton,
Zlamir, and Invictus, and the outbursts which accompanied his
discharge having struck the assembly's ears, the two brothers, who had
probably resorted to similar expedients, returned, more calmly to
listen to the rest of the story our heroine took up again in these
terms:

       Nigh unto two years passed by during which time no one of
particular interest arrived at Madame Gurin's; the gentleman who
called either had tastes too ordinary to warrant description, or had
tastes analogous to those I have already described; and then one day I
was told to prepare myself, and above all to wash out my mouth. A
heavy, thickset man of about fifty stood beside the mistress of the
house.
       "Well, there she is," said Madame. "She's only twelve,
Monsieur, just as clean and tidy as if she'd come this morning out of
her mother's belly, and you can take my word for that."
       The customer inspects me, has me open my mouth, he examines my
teeth, sniffs my breath, and evidently satisfied that all is in order,
he goes with me into the sanctuary intended for pleasure. We sit down
face to face and very near to one another. No one could be more solemn
than my gallant nor more phlegmatic. He stares coldly at me, then
appraises me with narrowed eyes, I have no idea where all this is
leading when, finally breaking his silence, he bids me collect a
mouthful of saliva. I obey, and as soon as he fancies my mouth must be
full, he throws himself upon my neck, passionately puts his arm around
my head, thereby immobilizing it, and gluing his lips to my mouth, he
pumps, sucks, eagerly swallows all the bewitching fluid I have
collected, and it seems enough to put him in an overwhelming ecstasy.
He sucks my tongue into his mouth with identical fervor, and when he
senses it is dry, perceives my mouth is empty, he commands me to
repeat the operation. He reiterates his, then I do, then he does, and
so on eight or ten times over.
       He sucked up my saliva with such furious avidity it discomfited
my chest and lungs. I thought that at least a few sparks of pleasure
were going to climax his transports; I was mistaken. His apathy,
whence he emerged only brief instants during his most intense
suckings, compassed him again immediately he had drained me, and when
at last I told him I could do no more, he fell to eyeing me distantly,
to staring at me as he had at the beginning, then got up without a
word, paid Gurin, and left.

       "Ah, God's prick and balls!" cried Curval, "I'm happier than
he, for I'm coming."
       Everyone raised his head, everyone saw the dear Prsident doing
to Julie, his wife, whom that day he had for couch companion, the same
thing Duclos had just been relating. That this passion appealed
admirably to his tastes was generally well known; Julie by and large
procured him abundant pleasure in this manner, Duclos had no doubt
done less well by her gallant. But that was in all likelihood his own
fault; failing to appreciate what certain mouths, in certain
conditions, may offer, he got nothing from Duclos', whereas the
Prsident obtained satisfaction from Julie's.

       A month later, said Duclos, who had been invited to continue, I
had dealings with a sucker who assailed what one might term the same
fort but from an entirely different angle. This latter was an elderly
abbot who, after having previously kissed and caressed my bum for
above half an hour, introduced his tongue into its hole, made it
penetrate deep, dart to left and right, turn this way, turn that way,
all with such surpassing art I thought I felt it drive nigh to the
depths of my entrails. But this abbot of mine, much less phlegmatic,
as he used one hand to spread my buttocks, used the other to frig
himself very voluptuously, and as he discharged he drew my anus to his
face with such violence and tickled it so lubriciously that my ecstasy
coincided with his. When he was finished, he spent another moment
scrutinizing my buttocks, staring at that hole he'd just reamed wider,
and couldn't prevent himself from gluing his mouth to it one last
time; then he hastened off, assuring me he would be back frequently,
would ask for me, and that he was most content with my ass. He kept
his promise, and for six months he came to visit me three or four
times a week, regularly performing the same operation to which I
became so thoroughly accustomed that each time he executed his little
project, I all but expired with delight - an aspect of the rite about
which he appeared to care very little, for, as best I could judge, he
had no inclination to find out whether or no my work pleased me; that
did not seem to matter to him. And indeed, who can tell? Men are
extraordinary indeed; had he known of it, my pleasure might even have
displeased him.

       And now Durcet, whom the story had inflamed, like the old
priest was moved to suck some asshole or other, but would not have a
girl's. He called for Hyacinthe, who of them all pleased him the most.
He placed the little chap, kissed his ass, frigged his prick and
sucked it. By the nervous shuddering of his body, by the spasm which
ordinarily heralded his discharge, it was thought the evil little
anchovy that Aline was thumping and pulling as best she could, was
finally going to disgorge its seed, but no, the financier was
penurious when it came to parting with his fuck, he simply could not,
or would not, stiffen. It occurs to them all that his object ought to
be changed, Cladon is substituted for Hyacinthe, but all's at a
standstill, not the least improvement is apparent. The opportune
tolling of a bell announcing supper saves the banker's honor.
       "Why," says he, laughing with his confreres, "it's not my
fault, you saw I was about to win a victory; this damned supper will
have to delay it. Well, by God, let's go and have a fling at the
table, I'll return all the more ardent to Cupid's tourney after having
been crowned by Bacchus."
       The evening meal was equally succulent and gay, quite as
lubricious as ever, and was followed by orgies in the course of which
an abundance of little infamies were perpetrated. Many were the mouths
sucked and the asses, but one of the most engaging drolleries of all
was the game in which they hid the face and chest of each little girl
and gambled upon recognizing her on the basis of a study of her ass.
The Duc was occasionally misled, but not so the others, for they were
too well accustomed to the use of the bum. The friends retired for the
night, and the morrow brought further and new pleasures, and a few
reflections.
