From spad@inficad.com Mon Feb 10 17:07:31 1997
Newsgroups: alt.sex.stories
Subject: Henry,Annie, and Me  (mm/f)
From: "C.o.jones" <spad@inficad.com>
Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1997 15:07:31 -0700
CC: alt.sex.trans

The usual disclaimers apply.  If you don not like true stories of
explicit bisexual experiences, get the hell out of this ng.
Comments welcome, flames ignored.


Henry, Annie, and Me
an autobiographical experience 
by 
Spad
I'd known them for about three years.  Henry had installed some new
plumbing fixtures in my fitness center.  We'd talked and sort of hit it
off and began to see each other socially.  At first I'd been married but
then my wife and I divorced.  My ex skipped the state to avoid
prosecution for embezzling money from the business but my friendship
with Henry and Annie grew closer as they looked after me during the
traumatic legal battle.
They were both about my age, 44, with Henry being a year older and Annie
a couple of years younger.  He was taller than I, almost six feet.  With
graying hair, a slim build and blue eyes.  Annie was shorter, about
five-four. With a great figure.  Her breasts were outstanding.  Her
nipples must have been large because they always protruded no matter
what she wore.  In her bikini, they were mouth-watering, to say the
least.
One Saturday Henry and I were riding around in his truck, running
errands when he casually asked, "What do you think of Annie?"
"Hey, Annie's great, the best.  You're a lucky guy.
"You ever think about making it with her?"  This question was as casual
as the first, but I was stunned.  How do you answer that?  I could piss
him off either way.  If I said "no" would he think I meant she was good
enough for him but not me?  If I said "yes" would he think, having lost
my own, I was after his wife?
I decided that honesty was the best policy so replied, "Yeah, I have,
she's a sexy lady."
"How about tonight?"  My brain felt frozen.  Was this a trick they were
playing?  If so, I was going to play along, but cautiously.
"What time?" I croaked, trying to be cool.  
Henry turned to see if I was ok, then patted my knee and said, "It's
cool, nine o'clock ok?"
"Sure, I'll bring some wine."  Joe cool at his best.
"Not necessary, but that'll be fine."
I showed up at their house in the foothills at nine sharp, still not
knowing what to expect.  Either sex with Annie, or a big laugh at my
expense.  I nervously rang the bell as though I hadn't been there a
hundred times.  Henry answered the door and led me to the living room.
I knew right then that this was no joke.  Annie was on the couch in a
red baby-doll nightie that left absolutely nothing to my imagination. 
Her nipples were even larger than I'd thought and her breasts, though
firm and high, seemed to hang heavy with anticipation.  "Sit next to me,
and get comfortable," she smiled.
I sat next to her and she leaned over to kiss me, running her hand under
my knit shirt.  As we kissed, I forgot all about Henry and placed my
hand over her left breast, feeling the nipple grow even more rigid and
extend into my hand.  She returned the favor by groping my cock through
my sweat pants.  It was already hard and dripping.  As we broke the
kiss, she said, "Let's get undressed."  As if you could call what she
was wearing dressed.  I shed my shirt, shoes, and sweats like they were
on fire.  When I sat back down she'd tossed the nightie to the back of
the couch.
We kissed again, this time I slid my hand between her spread thighs and
cupped her silky bush.  I could feel that her lips were already damp and
squeezed slightly to enjoy the feeling of her cunt in my hand.  As we
lashed our tongues together, I felt a hot tongue run over my cock.  I
knew where Annie's tongue was, so this had to be. . . Henry!  Before I
could recover from this shock, I felt his mouth descend down the length
of my still-throbbing tool.  His fingers encircled the base and stroked
me as he sucked the head .  Annie spread her legs a little more and,
without thinking, I pushed a finger into her pussy.  It was as wet and
hot as Henry's mouth on my dick and I threw my doubts to the wind and
pulled Annie against me to feel her breasts against my chest as we
continued our kiss.  
Her nipples were making dents in my pectorals while I rubbed her clit
with the juice I'd gathered from her love nest.  Henry was alternating
between sucking my cock and licking my balls.  When Annie said, "I want
you in me, now."  I could never refuse a lady making that request and
this was no exception.  I knelt on the floor between her spread knees
and Henry guided my dick to his wife's pussy.  It slid home smoothly as
a banana through whipped cream.  She was so wet I could feel hot cunt
cream soaking my balls as I held it deep inside her, savoring the
feeling of first penetration into a new pussy.  
Henry got up on the couch and knelt by Annie, rubbing his hard meat on
her cheek.  She turned her head and slurped him into her mouth as I
began to pump in and out of her quivering snatch.  I'd seen a lot of
porno films of cock sucking but this was incredible, just inches from my
face, Annie was sucking Henry's dick and massaging his balls.  She
rolled her eyes to look at me and winked.  I smiled back and she pulled
Henry's prick, shiny with her saliva from her mouth and pointed it at
me, obviously expecting me to suck it.  What was I to do?  I'd never
sucked a cock.  I had mine sucked by a male cousin when we were about
ten or eleven years old, but I'd never done this!  What was the
etiquette in social situations like this?  I think Miss Manners
overlooked this one.  I realized I had no choice, here I was fucking my
friend's wife after he'd sucked my cock, and now his wife was offering
his to me.  I did it.
His uncircumcised cock was smooth, very hard and felt surprising good as
it slid into my mouth, resting heavily on my tongue.  I glanced at
Annie, whose eyes were glowing as she watched me suck her husband's dick
while my own was buried deep in her pussy.  She smiled and bent to lick
Henry's balls as he slowly pumped in and out of my face.  To my
amazement, this was not just good, it was tremendously exciting.  
After I'd sucked Henry for a few minutes, Annie pulled his dick from my
mouth and started sucking it herself.  Taking a clue from her, I bent to
run my tongue over his lightly-haired balls.  I could feel them shifting
in his scrotum as I pressed my tongue against them.  Never having done
this before, I wasn't sure what to do, but I knew what I liked and
thought if I just did that, I couldn't be too far off.  Henry's sounds
of approval told me that one of us was doing something right, but was it
me or Annie?  I gave his balls an experimental swipe up the back and was
rewarded with an "Ahhh, that's good," from Henry.  So I wasn't a total
loss.
Annie's pussy was getting so wet I knew there'd be a big spot on the
couch before we were through.  I felt my own balls rubbing the fabric of
the cushion as I ground my dick deep inside her.  She pulled Henry's
tool out of her lips and we switched yet again.  This time I sucked the
head much more enthusiastically, bobbing it back and forth to fuck him
with me face.  Henry's hands came down to steady my head as he shortened
the strokes.  I could tell that he was getting close to coming but
didn't want to just yet.
After we'd traded Henry's cock back and forth a few more times, Annie
asked us to trade positions so Henry could fuck her, too.  I knelt on
the floor to guide his cockhead to her well-fucked hole.  I gave her
clit a lick and pushed my tongue as far into her passage as it would go,
savoring her juices.  To be fair, I gave Henry a final suck before I
sent him off balls-deep in his wife's quim.  
When I took his position on the couch, Annie sucked my dripping tool in
as though it was the fountain of life.  When she'd sucked all traces of
her fluids from it, she offered it to Henry.  Now it was my turn to
benefit from this double treat.  Her lips and tongue on my balls made
his sucking of my cock ten times the thrill I'd ever felt from being
sucked before.  As we traded back and forth, I became so excited, I knew
I was losing control.  Annie was squirming on the couch and rubbing her
clit as she neared orgasm.  She began a humming moan around my cock and
I felt a sloppy wet finger (hers?) tickle my ass, then probe inside. 
Annie must have been coming as her sucking became erratic and the very
hard.  I couldn't hold back and released a long stream of semen into her
mouth.  She was making little "ummm" sounds and I felt her tongue
lapping the head as more of my cream throbbed into her face.  Henry
pulled out of her pussy, climbed on the couch and presented his cock to
her face.  It must have been her finger in my ass, because it was still
there as he moved.  She gave me a final lick and traded my rapidly
softening tool for Henry's Steely Dan.  As she switched, I could see a
small drop of my come on the corner of her lips.  I tried to lick his
balls, but he was fucking her mouth so hard, I could only give them an
occasional swipe as they went by.  I pulled away a little to watch the
action and saw her twirl a finger in her gaping cunt, then push it into
Henry's ass.  'This must have been what she did with me,' I thought.  If
it affects him like it did me, he won't last much longer.  This turned
out to be true as his thighs twitched as he held his cock deep in
Annie's mouth and began to come.  I reached over and held his balls as
he'd done to me and watched Annie swallow his semen.
When we finally collapsed on the couch, Annie smiled at me and asked,
"Surprised?"
"Astonished is more like it," I answered.  "And poleaxed with pleasure,
too," I added.

Henry, Annie, and Me, Part Two
Spad
As we relaxed on the couch, I had to ask, "Why me?  Not that I'm
complaining, but what made you both think of me?"
"Oh come on, we saw how you looked at Annie, we're not exactly blind."
"Yeah, especially when I wore my orange bikini. you couldn't keep your
eyes off my boobs.  I could see you got a hard-on every time I bent
over, too."
"Hey, that thing doesn't hide much.  I'm not made of stone, you know."
"Oh yeah?  This thing felt pretty stony a little while ago," Henry
retorted as he gave my cock a squeeze.  
"What made you think I'd go for all this?  I mean, I'd never, well, done
a lot of things."
"Like suck Henry?" Annie asked.  "Somehow we just knew that when it came
time, you'd be ready.  Were you?  Did it bother you?"
"I guess not, I did it.  What surprised me was that I liked it."
"You mean to tell us that you'd never. . . Not ever?" Annie was a little
shocked.
"No, when I was a kid I had a cousin suck me once in a while, but I
never did him.  Guess I was missing out on something."
"Annie gets really turned on watching.  If you didn't notice."  Henry
was holding his cock as well as mine, now.
"Mmm, yes.  It gets me hot to watch two guys do each other." Annie
added.
"How about having two guys do you?"  I asked.  "You seemed to like that,
too."
"Let's see," Henry said.  "If I take this one, and you take the other. .
."  He began sucking her right nipple.  I got the hint and drew her left
nipple into my lips, feeling it start to grow in my mouth.  I let my
hand wander between her legs to find Henry had beaten me there.  He
shifted to give me some room by pushing into her cunt while I played
with her extended clit.
"Ohh, God.  That's so good, don't stop.  Suck my titties."  Henry pulled
his fingers out of Annie and smeared her juices over her tits where we
eagerly licked it off.  It was so good that I moved down to the floor
between her legs and buried my tongue in her snatch, lapping like a
madman.  After a minute or so of this, she pushed me to my back and
straddled my face, sucking my cock in to the root as she lowered her
silky fur to my eager mouth.  I continued to lick from her clit to her
dripping cave, fondling her nipples as I did.  Henry moved behind her
and I had a worm's-eye view of his prick nosing into her cunt as his
balls dragged over my forehead.  
I stuck my tongue up to lap around her labia where they were gripping
the base of his cock.  I tried, but couldn't force it in alongside his
prick, so gave his balls a couple of licks instead.  Judging from his
reaction, he liked that at least as well.  He thanked me by pulling from
her pussy and letting me suck her sauce from his dick.  It was great.
Annie lifted her head from my crotch and said she wanted to try a new
position.  This was so good, I couldn't imagine what she wanted.  I soon
found out when she rolled on her back and had me put her legs over my
shoulders to fuck her.  Henry straddled her head and she began licking
his balls as he pushed his cock into my face.  Here I was again,
balls-deep in his wife and he expected my to suck him.  This time, I was
more sure of myself and took him in eagerly.  As we all worked on each
other, Annie pulled a cushion from the couch and put it behind her head
so she could twist to the side and watch me giving the second blowjob of
my life.  I suddenly, if appropriately, thought of a cartoon I'd seen
years before.  It was a completely black panel with the caption, "Suck,
Mary, suck.  Blow is just a figure of speech."
I felt Annie's fingers exploring her pussy then move away.  Henry gave a
lurch then a contented sigh as she ran the slick digit around, then into
his ass.  I should be so lucky, I thought and stepped up my sucking and
fucking.  When I felt Annie quiver through a small orgasm, I wondered
again what was the etiquette here.  Should I come first and then let
Henry have sloppy seconds?  Pull out and let him go first?  Did he plan
to come in my mouth?  I wasn't sure I was ready for THAT, even though
I'd done it plenty with my ex-wife and other partners.  Before I could
resolve these issues, Henry pulled out of my mouth and said, "Let's
trade."
"Yes, whimpered Annie, I want some more."  More what I wasn't sure, but
whatever it was, I was willing to give it to her.  She pulled her legs
from my shoulders and lay flat on her back.  Henry began sucking her
cunt and she motioned me to kneel over her face.  When I did, she began
by licking my balls, all the way back to my ass, then sucked my cock
deep in her mouth.  I leaned forward with my hands on the floor to keep
my weight off her and allow her to suck as much of my cock as she
wanted.  Henry had moved up and I looked over my shoulder to see him
plunging his dick into her cunt.
This was getting to be more than I could handle and I knew that I was
about to come.  Annie held my hips and tickled my ass with a finger.  As
I was about to let loose, she disappointed me by pulling her finger
away.  I wasn't disappointed long, though when I felt a hot, wet tongue
circle my back door, then cautiously poke inside.  Of course, it was
Henry, driving me over the top and I came instantly, squirting long
streams of cock juice into Annie's mouth.  She seemed to gurgle happily
around my sex drill as it unloaded on her tongue.  Henry switched to a
finger in my ass, massaging my prostate until I thought I'd never have
any come again.  
I collapsed to the side, and watched as he shuddered through his own
climax, I noticed how his hips jerked as he filled her depths with
semen.  I leaned over to kiss Annie, my mouth skidding on a drop of my
own come dribbling from her lip.  It was familiar.  It wasn't the first
time I'd tasted my own juices.
"Thanks, I needed that," I quipped.  "It was absolutely the greatest."
"I think we all enjoyed that," replied Annie.  "I know Henry did.  I
could feel him twitching when he got off.  He does that when it's a
really good one."
Henry was laid back against the couch.  He looked like a bowl of limp
noodles, his prick lay against his thigh, come seeping from the tip, the
rest slick with Annie's cream.  She crawled over to him and slurped the
pliant prick into her mouth, cleaning it of the sex gravy they'd made. 
"Oh, I'm sorry, did you want some of this?"  She held the flaccid member
up to my gaze.  I knew what she wanted was to see me sucking it, so I
moved over and drew it in so she could watch.  After her mouth, it was
totally cleaned of any flavor at all.  She milked the base and a small
drop of come oozed onto my tongue.  I pulled back, leaving a strand
between my lip and his cock tip.  "Ohhh, nice," she cooed, moving in to
lick the shimmery string from my face.  As we kissed again, I could
taste the mixture of juices on her mouth.  It was really a night of
firsts for me.
I went home that night with a mixture of feelings.  This had been the
best sex I could remember for a long time.  But this thing with Henry
was confusing.  I thought I knew them both pretty well, now I'd learned
that he was bi-sexual and what about me?  Was it just the excitement of
having Annie, whom I'd secretly lusted over for years?  Was I just doing
this to please her?  But I had to admit, I LIKED the feeling of Henry's
hard dick in my mouth as I fucked Annie.  It hadn't really bothered me
to lick his balls or do anything else with him.  I hadn't felt any urge
to kiss him or do anything really kinky, but what I had done did feel
right.  What if he wanted to fuck my ass?  I'd had a girlfriend a while
ago that used to do me with a dildo or a vibrator and I'd liked that. 
But it was with a woman.  Still, I was really curious.  What would it
feel like?  I suspected it might be better than the double dildo Pat had
used.  She used to put one end in her pussy and fuck me with the other. 
I used it on her, too.  I'd hold it between my legs to fuck her pussy
while I had my cock in her ass.  She'd liked the "anal stimulation" as
she'd called it.  Henry was about the same size as the dildo. So I knew
there wouldn't be any problems taking it.  What if they wanted me to
fuck Henry?  Could I keep it up to do that?  I went to sleep with more
questions than I had answers.
About three days later I had a call from Annie.  She wanted me to come
over and spend Saturday night.  "The kids will be at my folks for the
weekend.  We thought we'd have a cook-out and, well, you know."  I could
almost see her blush over the phone.
"Sounds great, I'll bring some beer and steaks."  
"Fine, we'll have everything else.  Oh, you won't need a suit for the
spa or pool."  she giggled a little as she anticipated my reaction.
"I take it there won't be anyone else there, then."
"No, just us chickens."
"Sure you don't mean Jaybirds?"
"You're bad, be here at six."
I showed up at six on the tick, a little nervous but already semi-hard
thinking about her breasts with their long nipples and silky bush with
the velvet lining.
Henry answered the door and led me to the back patio.  Their house was
on the side of a hill with most of the property in back and no neighbors
above them.  We'd have complete privacy around the pool and spa.  
Annie was in a robe that matched Henry's, blue silk with geometric
designs in dark blue and green.  She kissed me and handed me a package,
neatly gift-wrapped.  I traded the steaks for it, having given Henry the
case of Moosehead earlier.
"What's this, my birthday's a long way off."
"Just a little something for a good friend.  Open it."  When I pulled
the lid off the box, I saw it was a robe, to match theirs.  Not only was
it beautiful, but symbolic, too.  
"Well, are you going to model it?" Henry called over his shoulder as he
maneuvered steaks on the grill.
"Now?"  I asked.
"Now," said Annie.  Not being one to buck the tide, I started for the
house to change.  Annie followed me and led me to their bedroom instead
of the guest room I usually stayed in.  "Let's get out of those things,"
she said, pulling my shirt over my head.  I kicked my shoes off and sat
on the bed to let her pull my shorts off.  She got the underwear with
them and as she worked them over my feet gave my cock a little kiss as
it bobbed in front of her.
"Are we going to start before we eat?" I asked.
"I thought we could talk."  She handed me the robe and sat next to me. 
As she leaned forward, her robe gaped open and I could see one of those
magnificent nipples.  "I want to make sure you're, well, comfortable
with what we did last week.  If you'd rather not uh, with Henry. . ." 
Now she was blushing.
"No, I've thought about it and I know that I liked it.  It's just new to
me so you may have to be patient and sometimes tell me what to do.  If
it comes to something I don't like, I'll say so.  But I've decided to
try anything that doesn't involve drugs or hurting someone."
"Good, because that's our rules here.  We won't have anything to do with
any drug.  I can hardly get Henry to take an aspirin.  You know that." 
She laid her hand on my leg, just below my cock, which was starting to
grow again and I was sure had an oil leak.
"You know how much I liked it last week.  I trust you two enough that
I'm not concerned about anything.  Let's just enjoy and be happy."
"Good now that that's clear, we can eat.  May I have an appetizer?"  She
held my dick through the robe.
"OK, but let's not stain my new robe, OK?"
"No problem," she said as she flipped the robe aside and sucked me in to
the root.  I felt her tongue lapping all the lubrication from the head
as she sucked me gently.  When I was slick and clean, she stopped and
said, "Let's go eat."
When we joined Henry on the Patio, I caught the smile she exchanged with
him, evidently letting him know that everything was cool.  I helped put
the salads and Annie's special baked potatoes on the table.  She'd slice
them open and pour in a special mixture of butter and spices that I
loved.  She kept the recipe secret, saying as long as she had a hold on
me, I'd keep coming back.  Henry served up the steaks and we settled
down for a serious pig-out. 
The dinner conversation centered mostly around business, Henry's
construction and supply business and my Karate school.  I'd had a
Nautilus fitness center before the divorce but had eventually closed it
rather than let my ex and her lawyer steal it.  I really hated that
because the income was phenomenal, and while not making me rich, I was
certainly well-off. But that's a different and sadder story.
When all the dishes were in the washer, we headed for the spa as we
usually did.  This time, though was different.  Instead of me being
tantalized by Annie's orange bikini, I was treated to her nude body and,
I admit, my growing interest in Henry's organ.
I settle into the bubbling warmth with a contented sigh and a glass of
white zinfandel.  Annie and Henry positioned themselves on either side
of me.  Through the foam, I could see Henry's cock waving in the
currents and Annie's tits bobbing at the surface.  She leaned her right
nipple into my arm and kissed me, gently at first, then with passion,
out tongues thrusting and parrying like fencers in a tournament.  A hand
grasped my stiffening organ and when I looked down, Henry had one hand
on my dick and one on Annie's dark-furred pussy.  I could see he'd
already worked a finger into her as he simultaneously stroked my
foreskin back and forth under the water.  
Annie held a breast out to me and I happily sucked her turgid nipple
between my lips.  Henry's head lightly bumped mine as he did the same on
her other breast.  Annie leaned back and sighed, "This is great, a steak
dinner and then two cocksuckers to lick my titties."  Her nipples, at
least the one I had in my mouth were at rigid attention and she was
lightly thrusting her hips at Henry's hand in the water.
"Let's go in the house," Henry said.  Because we were limited in what we
could do in the spa, we all made a bee-line for the bedroom.  We didn't
even dry off first.  As we hit the King-sized water bed, I snuggled
between Annie's legs and began licking her cunt lips.  She lay back and
accepted my efforts like a queen receiving gifts from her subjects.  I
was stretched out on my stomach between her legs and Henry was between
my legs, licking my balls.  My cock was trapped under my body and I
raised up a little to free it, never removing my mouth from Annie's
juicy box.  Instead of reaching around to play with my boner as I
expected, Henry ran his tongue up over the back of my balls between my
cheeks, over my anus and to the top of my ass crack.  
It felt so good I made an "mmmnn" noise before I realized what he was
doing.  When he did it again, he stopped to run his tongue around, then
into my ass.  It felt so go I automatically arched my hips up to give
him better access.  Annie guided my head to her clit and I began working
on it with my tongue.  When Henry continued by putting a finger in me I
knew I wasn't far away from my first ass fucking.  I hoped I was going
to enjoy it.

Henry, Annie, and Me, Part Three
Annie scooted down in the bed, away from the clit sucking I'd been
giving her.  She turned to slide under me into a sixty-nine position. 
Henry was somewhere behind me, having temporarily, at least, removed his
finger from my ass.  As Annie pulled my cock into her mouth I felt my
back door being rimmed again.  After a few tongue thrusts I was
squirming with the pleasure of being expertly reamed.  Henry's removed
his tongue and quickly replaced it with his cock.  As I felt the head of
his tool nuzzling my anus, Annie stopped her sucking of my own tool to
hiss, "Yes, fuck him, stick it in.  I want to see it go in."  From her
position under me, she could look straight up at the cock about to
penetrate my virgin ass.  She excitedly licked my balls as her husband
worked his tapered cockhead past my puckered rim.
"Push out with your ass," Henry advised.  He knew this was my first
time.
"Just go slow," I panted.  So far it hadn't hurt at all, but was feeling
better than I imagined.  A real cock is so much better than a vibrator
or dildo.  It's warm and soft on the outside and conforms to your ass
better.  I pushed as he suggested and suddenly felt about half his cock
slide into me.
"Ohh, God," Annie moaned.  "You're fucking him.  It looks so good."  She
slurped my cock back into her mouth and began sucking furiously.  Henry
pulled back slowly until only the head was in me and then pushed in just
as slowly.  It felt great and he was able to get more in this time.  He
repeated this slow-motion fuck until all of his dick was buried in me. 
I groaned a little and returned to licking Annie's cunt.  As I thrust my
tongue as deep into her as I could, She fondled my balls, rubbing them
against Henry's as he held motionless inside my ass.  Her tongue did a
twirling dance around my glans and I instinctively began fucking her
mouth.  This had the additional effect of moving my ass back and forth
along Henry's dick.  
"Ahhh, that's good," I heard him sigh as he began pumping in time with
my own movements, making longer strokes as we got into a rhythm.  Annie
was making little contended noises as she sucked my cock.  I was now
running my tongue along her clit, up one side of the hood, across the
top and down the other, making racetrack ovals as she twitched under
me.  Her cream was running down her ass, soaking it.  As I gripped her
cheeks, I pushed a finger at her puckered ass.  She was so wet it slid
in easily.  A muffled "mmmmnnn" around my dick told me that she liked it
so I pushed in a little deeper and began fingering her in the same
rhythm as Henry was fucking me. 
The full-length strokes he was taking seemed to be pushing my intestines
back and forth as he pumped his cock in my ass.  Annie's mouth on my
dribbling tool and her hand on my balls were pushing me to my limit.  I
plunged another finger into her ass and began sucking her elongated
clit.  She humped up against me and ground her pubic bone against my
chin.  I drew her clit into my mouth and stroked it with my tongue tip
and I sucked.  She hummed her orgasm around my cock and squeezed my
balls gently.  I felt her ass contract around my fingers as I gave her
clit a final flick and started coming in her mouth.  It felt like each
squirt was timed with Henry's prick pushing into my ass.  Maybe it was
my prostate being massaged on the in strokes that did it.  Whatever it
was, I shot four long streams of semen into Annie's willing mouth.  My
balls felt as though they were retracting into my body and my ass was
going into spasms I'd never felt before.
"Oh, God Damn!  You're coming!  It's so tight, so hot, Ahhhh,
sheeeiit."  Henry shoved deep into me and I could actually feel his cock
throbbing as he shuddered in his own orgasm.  I felt a warmth in my ass
and knew it was his come, pouring from his body into mine.
Annie put her arms around my waist and pulled me down on top of her,
Henry collapsed over my back and we rolled onto our sides, still locked
together.  I hadn't even removed my fingers from her ass and Henry was
only beginning to soften in me.  We'd started out covered in water from
the spa and now we were covered in sweat.
Henry rolled onto his back, pulling his cock wetly from my ass.  "Damn! 
That was good.  You're sure you've never done this before?"  He panted.
Annie finally let my deflated dick slid from her mouth.  She licked a
drop of semen from her lip and said, " We almost came together.  That
was great.  It's hard enough to have two come at once, but three, wow!" 
She squirmed up to me and kissed me deeply.  I could again taste traces
of my come on her tongue.  We broke apart and she leaned over me to kiss
Henry just as deeply.  I wondered if he recognized my come on his wife's
mouth.  Annie looked at me seriously, "Thanks, that was really one
terrific fuck.  We both appreciate it."
"I liked it a lot, too, you know.  It's not like I didn't get anything
out of it." I replied.
"Believe me, I know," Annie smiled, licking her lips sexily.
Henry leaned over and gave Annie another kiss, patted my ass and said,
"Now that we've had our mutual admiration session, what say we have a
quick shower and attack the desert we never had."
"Desert?" I asked hopefully.  Annie was a wizard with deserts.  After
all this exercise, I thought I'd earned some high-calorie rewards.
"Desert!" Annie said.  "I just had mine."  She smacked her lips again as
she stared pointedly at my groin.  "But maybe if I let you two recharge,
I'll get some more?"
"Deal," said Henry and I almost together.  
We all shuffled into their master bathroom and I was treated to the most
sybaritic shower of my life.  Because Henry was in the construction
business, he'd built their bathroom with the best he could find.  The
shower was huge, with a separate shower head and controls on each end. 
Both heads were of the massage type on long hoses.  They both were
experts in using these clever devices and sandwiched me in the middle
and used both heads on me at once.  When they were through, I'd been
rinsed, lathered, massaged, rinsed again and generally treated to a
luxury bathing.  They even took turns sucking my cock and rimming my
ass.  "Got to make sure we got all the soap off," Annie grinned. 
"Sometimes it's best to get a second opinion, too."
I was too tuned out to reply.  All I could do was lie back and grin. 
When we got out, they had warm towels ready.  I'd always liked big
towels but these were so huge they could have been terry cloth bed
sheets.  I did ask how they kept them so warm.  "The towel racks are
part of the plumbing." Henry answered.  The hot water flows through
them, getting the towels warm while you shower."  Damn clever, these
plumbers.
We put our matching robes back on and Annie served desert.  It was my
favorite that wasn't chocolate.  Pineapple upside down cake.  I have
this theory called Rule Four, "If it ain't chocolate, it ain't desert." 
Because this wasn't chocolate, it was just a delayed part of the meal
and we weren't really having desert.  Good thinking, huh?  I noticed
Annie ate a very small portion, but like me, Henry pigged out.
We sat on the patio, watching the stars over the mountain with Annie
snuggled between us on the padded bench by the pool.  She had one hand
under Henry's and my robes, gently fondling our balls.  I reciprocated
by slipping my hand inside hers to cup her breasts and tweak her
nipples.  I glanced down and Henry's hand was between her thighs, moving
slowly back and forth.  I though I could detect a whiff off her cunt
cream so she must have been getting very wet.  My dick was starting to
rise as her nipples grew in my hand.  I looked over and Henry's cock was
sticking straight up from between the fold of his robe.  
Never one to miss an opportunity, Annie bent over and sucked the head
into her mouth, sucking noisily.  Her new position turned her hips to me
with the bottom of her robe just barely covering those rounded cheeks. 
I slid my hand under the hem and felt the firm globes and the crevice
between them.  My fingers wandered around her smooth hills and then
explored her crack, running over her ass all the way into her pussy, now
juicing freely.  She shifted around more to get her knees on the bench,
never loosing her liplock on Henry's tool.  Annie waggled her ass at me
so I moved to my knees behind her and ran my tongue into her cunt then
up over her ass, all the way to the top of her crack.  On the way back
down, I stopped to circle her dark pink starfish before scooping more of
her delicious cream from her pussy.  I made another round trip, this
time stopping on the return trip to part her asshole with my tongue,
slipping it as far inside as I could.  She moaned around Henry's cock as
I thrust it in and out.  My own cock was now dripping pre-cum and
throbbing for some pussy.  
I moved behind her and rubbed my prick up and down her cunt lips,
wetting the head with her juices.  I pushed it up between her ass cheeks
to get my balls against her open vagina.  When I felt her warm cream
coating my balls, I pulled back and gently put the head into her
opening.  She wriggled her hips again and pushed back against me and I
slid in until my balls were once again resting against her clit.  
We paused for a few seconds to savor the feeling, the began a slow
fuck.  I ran my finger around her labia where they grasped the base of
my cock.  She was so wet, there was fluids coating me here. too.  When
the finger was liberally covered with her juice, I ran it around her ass
then pushed it in to the second knuckle.  "Mmmm, yes, do my ass, too,"
Annie mumbled as she licked Henry's balls.  He was thrusting up into her
face and holding her breasts as he began breathing fast and deep.  She
must have been giving him a special blow job if he was going to come so
fast.  Especially when it wasn't the first time tonight.  I speeded up
my fucking of her ass and pussy and reached around to play with her
clit.  I've always believed that nice guys finish last and wanted her to
get off at least once before I came in her cunt.  This wasn't going to
be easy because she felt very tight in this position and my finger in
her ass was massaging my cock as we fucked.  
She must have been doing even better on Henry than I thought because he
suddenly groaned out "Oh, shit! I'm coming, I'm coming!" and shuddered
twice as he humped deeply into Annie's mouth.  I could hear her
swallowing so it must have been a large load of semen he gave her,  She
added her hand to mine, massaging her labia and clit until she gasped
for breath and I felt her pussy and ass contract several times as she
climaxed around my fingers and cock.  I slowed down to allow her to
recover and she rose up from Henry's groin to suck down more air.  The
sudden motion pulled her off my cock and I fell back, letting it wave
around in the night air.  
Annie pushed me to a sitting position then lowered herself back on my
glistening cock, her back to me.  "Eat me," she commanded Henry as she
began bouncing on my lap.  Henry pulled a cushion from the bench and
knelt in front of her, burying his face in her bush.  I could feel his
tongue lapping away at her clit just above my cock, occasionally making
an excursion down to lick it where it entered his wife's body.  As Annie
raised up, he pried my cock from her cunt and sucked it clean of our
juices, then put it back in and resumed his work on Annie's clit.  
I now held her breasts, feeling the long nipples and rubbing them with
my thumbs.  Annie pressed Henry's head into her crotch and cried, "Oh
yes. I' coming again.  Eat my, fuck me.  Oh God, yesss!"  This time when
I felt her contractions begin, I couldn't hold back.  I felt her hot
fluids run over my balls as I squirted my come into her twitching
pussy.  When I fell back, drained, Henry pulled me from her dripping
well again and sucked my cock and balls clean.  He finished by giving
Annie the same service, lapping between her legs, labia to ass, sucking
her clean of both our creams.
I was limp from pleasure, completely satiated.  Annie leaned back
against me and covered my hands on her breasts with her own.  Henry
stood up, a strand of come hanging from his dick.  Annie gave it a
squeeze and pulled him to her.  She let the silvery stream drip onto her
tongue then pulled him closer.  "Suck him," she murmured to me.  After
all this I was barely able to move, but leaned forward until she could
guide his cock into my mouth.  She milked his dick and I felt a small
dribble of come slid onto my tongue.  I sucked his soft tool as Annie
jacked it back and forth working the foreskin over the head, then
exposing it until I'd cleaned him as thoroughly as he had me.  
When Henry pulled back, she turned and kissed me, running her tongue in
as if to explore and search my mouth for contraband.  I could taste
Henry's slightly spicy semen, whether it was from her mouth or what I'd
cleaned from his cock, I couldn't tell.  Not that it really mattered any
more, I thought.

Henry, Annie, and Me, Part Four
After the last fuck and suck on the patio, we were all pretty exhausted
and so we called it a night.  It felt strange to climb into their
king-sized bed with both of them.  Annie wound up in the middle with
Henry and I on the outside.  Even as new as this was and with Annie's
nipples digging into my back, I fell asleep within seconds.
I'd like to say that I woke up with one of them wrapping their lips
around my cock, but the truth was, the sound of the shower and the smell
of coffee brewing brought me to my senses.  I rolled over once and then
got up to search for my shaving kit.  Annie stuck her head in from the
kitchen and said, "I put your stuff in the bathroom, Henry's already in
the  shower.  You've got time.  Breakfast is 30 minutes away."  I
staggered to the bathroom, still naked, and took took my morning piss. 
Their house was so luxurious that the toilet was a separate room from
the shower.  
Henry must have heard the toilet flush beause he stuck his head out and
said, "If you're ready, come on in. the water's fine."
"Oh yeah, I've heard that line before.  They tell you that to lure you
into the ice house."  The cloud of steam belied my retort, but I opted
to brush my teeth instead.  After brushing, Henry was still in the
shower, so I thought, "What the hell?" and stepped in.  After all, we'd
showered together before.  I turned on the second shower head, adjusted
the water, and lathered up.  As I was rinsing my hair, I felt Henry's
hand lathering my cock and balls.
"Breakfast'll be ready soon, so I thought I'd speed things up by giving
you a hand."
"Give me too much of a hand and we'll be late."  To show I wasn't
serious, I gave his balls a friendly squeeze.  His cock immediately came
to half-mast.  "Uh-oh.  Looks like I should take my own advice,"  I
released his nuts and finished washing as quickly as I could.  Henry
left the shower and when I emerged, he was slipping into his robe.  I
shaved and put on my robe and padded out to the kitchen.
Annie was setting a plate full of her special eggs on the table.  She
turned her face up for a kiss.  I gave her a nice one, passionate, but
not urgent.  "Ummm, already shaved, that's nice."  She patted my butt
and sat down at the end of the table.  
Annie's eggs were what I called "omelets for the inept" when I made
them.  They had all the ingredients of an omelet, but then were simply
scrambled instead of the fancy folded-over trick I could never master. 
With the eggs, toast, juice and coffee, we were all quite well fortified
by the time the food was gone.  Henry and I cleaned up while Annie took
a turn in the shower.  
We were settled on the patio enjoying the view and anothe glass of
fresh-squeezed orange juice when she came out, wearing a smile and
perfume.  "I was thinking about this in the shower," she said, kneeling
between us.  She flipped our robes aside and sucked first Henry, then
myself to erections.  We scooted close together to make switching
between us easier.  Annie alternated between us, jacking the cock she
wasn't sucking and fingering the balls of the one she was.  
When she stood up, her pussy was on a level with my nose and so I buried
my face in her bush and ran my tongue around her clit.  "Mmmm, that's
what I need, ohh, yeah, do it."  When her cunt cream was flowing freely,
she turned to Henry, "Your turn."
As my friend lapped away at his wife's gooey sex tunnel, her ass was
turned to me.  Now Annie had one of the nicest asses I'd ever seen and
asses were something I noticed.  Hers was rounded and firm.  It wasn't
large, but her butt cheeks curved into her thighs with an almost upward
tilt.  The cheeks never quite closed unless she was clenching them in
passion, like now.  I didn't even try to resist so knelt behind her and
started licking her cheeks, giving them little bites and kisses as I
went over them.  She wriggled her hips appreciatively and, encouraged, I
let my tongue slide over the hills and valleys like a cross-country
skier exploring a new mountain.
One thing about those hills, they all led to the same valley.  As I
circled closer to her center, she unclenched those cheeks to let me know
she was enjoying the attention.  Henry's work on her pussy though,
caused her to tense up every now and then so I used my hands to keep a
little separation for me.  The first time my tongue slithered over her
rosy pucker, she gave a small moan.  I did it again to make sure it was
me and not Henry exciting her and she pushed back against me in time
with my lapping of her ass.  I ran my tongue tip in spirals around her
ass, then let it just barely slid in the open center.  "Oh God, I can't
stand it!" she moaned and bent over, pulling her labia from Henry's
face.  Taking this as a signal to do more, I shoved my tongue in deep,
and felt the slick walls of her ass grab it in a strange kind of hug.
Henry was throwing pads and pillows from the patio furniture on the
kool-decking and making us an impromptu bed.  Annie and I sank to the
comfort of this thoughtful gesture, but I never lost my liplock on her
butt.  As we lay there, Henry gathered my cock and balls in his hands
and began sucking and licking.  I was able to reach over Annie's hip and
cup her cunt in my hand.  
Annie pushed her pubic bone against my hand and I stuck my two middle
fingers into her sex pit, letting my thumb roam over what I thought of
as the sailor, frequently called "the little man in the boat".  After a
minute or so of this, she shuddered twice, then her body tensed all over
as she sighed out an orgasm.  I lightened up on her, knowing how
sensitive one gets afterward and she finally pulled away and said, "My
God, that was good.  Now let me rest a minute and watch you two."
"What do you want to watch?" asked Henry, raising his mouth from my
dick.
"Rub your peters together, I like that, for openers, anyway."  I'd never
done this, so I had no idea how she wanted us to start.  Henry knelt in
front of me and took my cock in his hand and pressed the tip against
his.  I got the idea and held his as he did mine.  I had to admit, it
felt pretty good, rubbing his hard, slick knob against mine.  He pulled
my foreskin forward until it slid over his cockhead.  This felt even
better, his foreskin was too tight to fit like that and so we had to use
mine whenever we did this in the future.  "Now rub your balls together,"
Annie directed.  She was stitting on a mat with her legs crossed,
exposing her pussy, which was gaping open in the aftermath of her
climax.  
Once again Henry had to show me what to do.  We moved closer together,
until out cocks were pressed flat against each other and held each
other's balls as we rubbed them together.  I looked over at Annie, she
was watching us intently, slowly rubbing her pussy.  Henry slid his cock
down until it rested under my balls, pressing against the sensistive
area betwenn my scrotem and ass.  He humped his hips back and forth a
few times, simulating fucking me.  Annie crawled over to us and pushed
us apart enough to reach our groins.  She sucked Henry's prick into her
mouth as she held mine.  What she did next, I'd never even seen in a
porno film.  I'd heard of it, but didn't think it was really something
that could be done, much less enjoyed.  She stuffed my cock in beside
his, sucking both heads at the same time.  I could feel Henry's glans,
hot and throbbing slightly, pressing against mine as Annie's tongue
lapped over and around both of us.  She couldn't get much suction going
with her mouth stretched out like that but everything else felt great. 
Her hands cupped our balls as Henry tried to fuck her mouth with short
movements that rubbed our dicks sensuously over each other.  I steadyed
myself with a hand on her shoulder as she took her hand from my balls
and rubbed her own crotch with it.  
When her hand returned, she parted my butt cheeks and used the
now-slippery finger to stroke my rim.  She moved her other hand to her
bush and gathered up some sex juice before giving Henry the same
treatment.  She finally pulled her lips from our tools, looked up at us
and said, "Sometime I'd like you both to come like that but right now I
need to be fucked.  Both of you at once."  She pushed us to the mats and
we rolled around kissing her nipples and playing with her clit before
she pulled Henry on top of her and guided his dick to her sex nest. 
After her was in to his balls, they rolled to their sides, facing away
from me.  "In my ass, but slowly," Annie hissed.  I moved down to check
out that lovely piece of her real estate.  In her position her buns were
closed so I spread them before licking once more into her valley.  She
was still somewhat wet from my earlier reaming, so I gave her only a
short treatment.  Henry's balls were close by so I gave them a few licks
while I was in the neighborhood.  It seemed like the friendly thing to
do considering I was about to fuck his wife in the ass.  
I probed her with one, then two fingers.  It's really true, I could feel
his cock working in her cunt, although the separation was considerably
thicker than the "thin membrane" you're always reading about.  "Your
cock, now." Annie commanded.
I quickly slid back up behind her and pressed my hard-on between her
cheeks.  She arched back to meet me a little and I felt the head wetly
nuzzle her ass.  I pressed and she did her part by pushing out with her
sphincter until my tapered glans slipped in.  I paused to give her time
to adjust.  She humped back at me until about an inch of my shaft was in
her.  Henry had considerately stopped fucking her pussy until we were
ready.  Annie moved a little more and I kept the pressure on her from my
side.  She seemed to suddenly open up and I slid in all the way.  With
my cock nestled deep in her ass, I held her breasts from the rear and
savored the sensations.  Henry's cock was a hard pressure against mine
in the heat of Annie's body.  I could feel her rectum making little
twitching motions as it adapted to this invader in her depths.  Her
nipples were not just hard, they were extended almost an inch and seemed
to snuggle into my palms as I cupped her tanned tits.  
Henry finally started stroking in and out of her pussy, but slowly.  I
asked Annie, "how do you want this, together ot alternating?"
"Alternating for now, if you can."  When Henry pulled out, I waited
until I felt him leave just the head in her then began to pull my rod
back.  As I slid out, I felt him push in.  When he started out again, I
matched his speed as I stroked back in.  The sensations were almost too
good for words.  "Ohhh, God, yes, yes, fuck me."  Annie sighed so softly
I almost didn't hear her.  She held very still and let us pleasure her. 
I began thumbing her nipples as Henry, no doubt more familiar with what
she wanted, speeded up slightly.  We continued to alternate strokes as
Annie began breathing hard and gasping passionate orders.  "Mmmm, yes. 
Faster, fuck my ass, fuck my pussy.  Do it, both of you!  Oh shit, it's
so damn good.  Two cocks in me.  Fuck it, fuck it."  
She began having small orgasms and I know we both felt ripples in her
pussy and ass as her muscles twitched and contracted from the double
fucking she was getting.  "I'm getting close,"  Henry panted.  My own
come wasn't far off either.  Henry began pumping faster, ignoring our
earlier rythym.  
"Yes, come in me.  Both of you come, come, come!"  Annie began bucking
her hips back and forth urging us on.  The contractions in her body and
the feeling of Henry's hard dick stroking alongside mine were pushing me
over the edge.  When Annie began wailing and crying out that she was
coming again, I couldn't wait.  I shoved my cock as deeply into her as I
could and felt my entire length contract almost painfully as I squirted
into her.  Henry was pumping so hard, his balls were slapping mine.  It
was still almost a minute before I felt his dick throb and knew he was
coming, too.  My own penis was half-deflated by now and Annie's
continuing contractions were beginning to push it from her body.  I
snuggled in so her butt was pressed against my groin and slowly fondled
her breasts.
It was a couple of minutes before anyone spoke.  Then Annie sighed, that
was the most fantastic fuck I think I've ever had."
"Don't let it go to your head," Henry said, "she says that almost every
time."
"Well, I certainly can't argue about it.  Do you guys know any more
tricks designed to turn me into an old man before my time?"
Annie turned to smile at me over her shoulder, "As they say, you ain't
seen nothin' yet."  
"Oh shit, I may be dead before tomorrow night.  Hey, I'm not a young guy
any more."
"Oh sure," Henry grinned,  "I'm your age and I don't teach karate
classes every night and kick those 20-year old's asses for fun."
"Yeah, but I don't have to fuck 'em first.  Besides, I can outsmart
those guys, I'm just a beginner here.  Especially next to you two."
"Honey, you're a fast learner." Annie chided me.  "With your attitude
and equipment in such good shape, you'll do fine."  I was too whipped
out to think of an appropriate response so I just rolled onto my back
and closd my eyes.  It was time for my morning nap.  I'd never taken one
before but this seemed like a good time to start.
I hadn't really intended to take a nap, but Annie eventually got up and
came back with hot towels and washcloths.  Before I could get up, she
bent over me and said, "Relax, it's time for me to take care of my
men."  She started cleaning me off and the warmth of the towel and the
soothing strokes of her hands on my satiated sex relaxed me so much
that, when she covered me with a warm towel and turned to do Henry, I
drifted off into a dreamless sleep.  
I awoke with a tickle under my nose.  Thinking it was a fly, I tried to
bruch it off without opening my eyes.  My hand met resistance much
different than a fly, although it did rhyme, it wasn't a fly but Annie's
thigh.  My eyes popped open and all I could see was a warm pussy, framed
by a dark, silky bush.  Annie had straddled my face and was rubbing her
clit on my nose.  I smiled, reached up and held her ass cheeks and
pulled her down to me, running my tongue into and around her cunt.  It
was slighly damp and smelled of soap and perhaps just a touch of Henry's
semen.
"About time you woke up, sleepyhead."  Annie rotated her hips back and
forth to settle her labia around my tongue.  "It's almost eleven
o'clock.  Time for your lunch break."
"I'm having lunch now," I mumbled out of her pussy.
"Mmmm, yes.  Don't eat too fast, now.  There'll be plenty for later."  I
felt someone standing behind me and rolled my eyes around to see Henry,
standing over my head.  I looked straight up and Annie was lifting his
balls to her lips.  Her tongue slathered them with affection before she
released them to suck his soft cock into her mouth.  The flavor of her
pussy started to change as she lubricated.  Sometimes odd thoughts occur
to me at the most inappropriate moments.  Right at that instant, the
term 'Bartholoman Glands" pooped into my head.  Maybe it wasn't so
inappropriate at that because those were the little workers producing
her delicious sex sauce.  Still you wouldn't think trivia like that
would pop up while I was eating pussy.
Henry stepped back, his now-rigid tool bobbing in the air.  "Let's
change," Annie suggested.  I wasn't sure what we were changing to, but
she probably had someting in mind.  Henry lay on his back and Annie had
me kneel between his legs, and start sucking his cock.  It felt odd, my
ass up in the air while they both observed my performance.  It wasn't
long before Annie moved behind me and started stroking my hard-on while
fondling my ass.  No one seemed in a hurry, I knew I wasn't, so I tried
a slow, sucking with Henry.  I liked that, to sometimes be sucked just
enough to keep the pot boiling without making me erupt too soon.  I
hoped he liked it too.
I definitely liked what Annie did next.  She started kissing my balls
from the back.  I spread my knees to show my pleasure and make it easier
for her.  When licked over my balls and up onto my right buttock, I felt
little goosebumps march over my ass, right behind her tongue.  She made
this trip several times, alternating between left and right cheeks.  At
the same time, she was stroking my cock with one hand.  On about the
sixth trip, she apparently couldn't decide between left and right so
split the difference, making a slithery trail up my crack.  When she
teased my pucker it made my cock jump in her hand and an extra-large
drop of clear juice dripped from the end.  Annie felt this offering with
her fingers then moved her head around to suck it from my prick.
When she returned behind me, she ran her tongue around my cheeks, then
dipped it into my anus.  With one hand on my cock, and her tongue in my
ass, I lost my concentration on Henry who bucked his hips a little to
remind me his cock still needed some attention.  I resumed speed on his
dick, still enjoying the attention I was getting from Annie when she
moved away from my backside.  
When I thought she'd gone for good, I felt a movement behind me, then a
warm, pleasant vibration around my ass.  "This'll be nice," Annie said. 
Well, I'd been fucked with a vibrator before and knew I'd like that.  I
turned my head and wow! Annie was sprouting a cock from her pussy.  She
had a double dildo/vibrator bery similar to the one I'd had used on me
before.  One end fit into her cunt, the other sticking out like a cock. 
The batteries and controls were in the middle and stuck down like
balls.  "Ready for this big boy?" Annie smiled as she twisted the
control and the techno-tool hummed at a faster rate.  She knee-walked
around to Henry and stuck the business end at his face.  "Suck my cock,"
she demanded.  Henry sucked the soft plastic as it hummed its tune as
though it wre the real thing.  Annie oohed and ahhed as though she could
feel something.  I think she got off from watching her guy suck cock.  
When she was satisfied with his performance she returned to me, and gave
my ass another tongue job.  She had the longest tongue of anyone I've
ever known.  It felt like a hot snake slithering up my hole as she
worked my prostate with it.  When she pulled back, I was quivering with
excitement and had sucked Henry's tool in to the base, my lips almost at
his balls.  Annie positioned the tip of her plastic pud against my hole
and wriggled her hips to ease it into my ass.  I pushed out with my ass,
(my haven't we learned a lot the past week or two?) and it smoothly slid
in a couple of inches.  The vibration and Annie's soft hand holding my
balls reassured me that this was going to be special.  She began fucking
in and out, going deeper every few strokes until I felt her pubic hair
brushing softly against my cheeks.  
Henry pulled his dick from my mouth and crawled down to watch Annie
fucking me.  One of them, I think it was still Annie, fondled my balls
and cock as I continued to leak my oily fluids from the tip.  "Oh God
Yes!"

