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Subject: Great NEW STORY "BackStage"
Date: 1 Apr 1997 05:05:17 GMT
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		BACKSTAGE
                            by: O.G.

     Being an actor on stage can bring really play with your
emotions.  Just think about it, depending upon what part you get
you may have to fall in love with someone you hate or end up having
to hate someone you love.  You can to do things on stage from dying
to having love at first sight and whatever happens you get to do it
again the next night.

     I was sitting in the dressing room talking to my good friend
Susan, Susan is 26 years old with curly dirty blonde hair, hazel
eyes and an average body, we were discussing you usual backstage
gossip, who was sleeping with whom and who was developing an ego.
Susan and I bonded with each other because we were both permanent
ensemble members, we would never get a lead role, or even a
secondary, we were just there to fill in blank space in the
background.  Anyway Susan was called into rehearsal, so I had a
moment alone through the door I saw Christine walk past the door,
and I said hello.  Christine had shoulder length brown hair with
blue eyes and a great body, she was the leading lady in every show
that we did, I didn't really know her well but I had been in the
group as long as she had but we never became friends, the most we
ever did was say hi and maybe exchange a word or two about
rehearsal schedules.  Christine stopped in the hall peeked in and
gave my a smile.
"Hello John" she said.

"Where are you off to?" I replied.

"I was just going down the street to get a cup of coffee with this
guy I'm seeing." she said.

"Really, coffee, is that what you kids are calling it these days"
I joked, She gave me a strange look, then smiled with amusement.

"I'd better go, bye John" she said as she left.

     She had a body to kill for, but I was kind of the geek of the
group, I was never very popular with women.  In High School I only
dated one girl and nobody in College.  I'd had sex once with
someone who just felt sorry for me.  Not that I was incredibly ugly
or anything it's just that I wasn't very popular with women I, they
always just wanted to be friends instead of date.  Suddenly I heard
Lori the director scream.
"John where the hell are you!!" I said, I ran onto the stage.

"Yes, What am I late?!?" I said scared that I would be thrown out
of the company.

"Nothing, I needed your attention, Could you go up to the lighting
booth and ask Tom if the spotlight is fixed?" she asked.

"Ok" I said relieved.

     Lori was a great director at 42, she had a way that made the
actors feel at home on stage.  Our shows always had wonderful
reviews, I respected her and enjoyed working with her.

     I got to the lighting booth and knocked on the door, there was
no answer, I knocked again harder, no answer.
"Hello Tom?" I yelled into the door, The door suddenly swung open
and tom was standing there out of breath.

"Hi Tom, what took you so lo..." I was finishing my sentence when
I noticed his fly down, a PlayBoy magazine on his chair and a wad
of tissue in his hand.

"What the fuck are you doing?" I said shocked.

"Listen John, don't tell anyone, please, I swear it will never
happen again" He said begging, I noticed he was scared out of his
mind so calming down I said:

"Don't worry, just spill any cum on the lighting controls"

"thank you so much, I owe you big, if you ever need anything it's
yours." he thankfully said.

"Well how about a date with one of the girls in that magazine" I
joked, He laughed, I was about to leave when remembered what I went
there for.
"Hey Tom, Is that spotlight fixed?" I asked

"yea, I just got it working an hour ago" he replied.

"thanks" I said as I left.

     Tom, Tom!, I couldn't believe it, why would Tom be
masturbating, he has a different girl every night, well I guess if
you got it, flaunt it.  I went back and gave the message to Lori
who thanked me.  After that I went down to the deli down the street
to pick up a sandwich.  I walked in and ordered a foot long hero
with roast beef, the man working at the counter cut the beef put it
in the bread and gave it to a young girl to wrap in paper.  The
girl was about 18 or 19 with long blonde hair, she  gave me the
sandwich and I paid and she handed me the hero smiling, I stared at
her a moment and she blushed, I wanted to talk to her but I'd never
have the guts to flirt with a complete stranger.  I was walking
back to the theater when I saw Christine driving by, she pulled
over and opened her door.
"Get in, I'll give you a ride back" She said, I got in the car.

"thanks, I really didn't feel like walking back....how was your
date?" I asked.

"He was great as usual, he's got a body like a Greek God, mmmm his
abs are hard as rocks" I smiled.

"I'll bet that's not all that's hard" I said.


"JOHN!" she said.

"just kidding, just kidding" I said.

"It's ok" she smiled.

"but, you know who is really cute?" She asked.

"who?"

"Tom, in lighting" she replied.

"Tom?, what's so special about Tom?" I asked.

"He's so cute, he's like Alec Balwin meets Kurt Russell, I would
kill for one night with him." she said.

"Christine!"I exclaimed.

"Well, I would."she responded.

     We pulled up to the theater and parked, we walked inside and
went to our separate rehearsals, she went to the dancing rehearsal
while I went to where they were acting out scenes.  My part in the
play was to fall in love with a girl played by another ensemble
named Elaine, Elaine was a good actor but I didn't know her very
well so love scenes were hard, especially the kissing, but Lori
helped us by joking and guiding us so we were comfortable.

     After that was over I took a taxi to my small apartment and
relaxed for a while, made myself some dinner and then called Susan.
"hello?" I heard when she answered the phone.

"Hi Susie, it's John."

"Hi John, what's up?" she asked, she was used to me calling her up
just to talk.

"Did you know that Christine want to sleep with Tom?" I said
beginning the usual gossip.

"I'm surprised she doesn't want to sleep with everybody."I replied.

"Why do you say that?"

"Well, she's a slut, or at least she acts like it."

"I don't think she's a slut, flirtatious maybe, but not a slut."

"Don't tell me you want to sleep with her too!"

"oh yea,like I even have a chance." I said sarcasticly.

"Oh my God, you do want to sleep with her."

"no." I lied

"So you're not attracted to her?"

"I'm not saying that it's just..."

"then you are"

"Oh forget it."

"ok" she conceded.

"I'm sorry" I said

"It's ok"

"Anyway, I also caught Tom masturbating in the lighting booth
today." I said, I knew I wasn't supposed to tell but i always tell
Susan everything so I could trust her.

"Really, that's disgusting, he's a pig" she said.

"I know especially because has another woman every night"

"He's is such an asshole, he grabbed my rear once so I slapped
him."

"What a Son of a Bitch, he deserved it" I said

"yeah, maybe him and Christine belong together" she said

"no, Christine is better than that pervert" I responded.

"let's not start that again, please."

"ok, I'm sorry" I said.

"Thank You"

"Listen, I gotta go it's geting late?" I said

"are you sure?"

"yeah, see ya" I said 

"bye"

     I hung up the phone, MAN she really took that seriously.  Oh
well I got undressed and went to bed, I really was attracted to
Christine, I don't think I'd ever date her but man did I want to
sleep with her, oh well just a guy's fantasies.

     The next morning I got up and went to the theater, walking in
I began rehearsing again with Lori and Elaine, then started another
scene with the Male choir, me and 12 other cast members sang in the
background of the scene.  After that I had an hour break so I went
into one of the empty dressing rooms to eat another sandwich I had
picked up from that deli, the girl had been there again, this time
she even smiled but I backed off again.  I was halfway done with my
sandwich when Christine walked in.
"Hi John" she said.

"Hi Christine" I replied, she was wearing short shorts and college
sweatshirt, she looked really sexy.  She pulled up a chair and sat
down.

"Can I have a bite of your sandwich." she asked. I gave her a bite
and as she handed it back to me a small piece of roast beef fell
into my lap.

"I'll get it" she said, Her hand picked up the roast beef and
brushed up against my crotch, I gasped.

"whoa, um, be careful you might get me excited" I said nervously

"really this gets you excited." she said, then ran her hand up my
leg, what the hell was going on here.

"When is it my turn?" I joked, I was very scared, this had never
happened to me before.

"ooh" she said, then she place my hand on her thigh, and then
sliding it up.

     I was in shock, she let go of my hand but i continued to
stroke her thigh, she smiled and jumped onto my lap pushing my hand
into her crotch, it was very warm.  She leaned in and kissed me
hard, her tongue went into my mouth and mine responded by rubbing
hers, I put my arms around her as she swung her leg over and
straddled me.  We continued to kiss as she pulled my shirt off and
rub my chest, she stopped kissing my lips and began to kiss my
neck, she worked her way down to my chest and mid-section, I wasn't
in the best shape so I was a bit embarrassed, but I help on to her
head as she licked my chest and undid my pants with her hands.  She
pulled down my pants and briefs in one swoop, at this point I was
fully erect, she grabbed my cock and began to stroke it up and
down, this felt amazing because she was also licking and sucking my
scrotum.  She the slipped my dick between her lips and began
sucking it, her head bobbed up and down, as she sucked harder and
harder, I felt like I was about to cum so I pulled her head up, I
picked her up and sat her down on the table.  I lifted off her
shirt and snapped off her bra.  I sucked on her tits and pulled off
her shorts and panties, I continued to lick her chest while I
rubbed her clit.  She was breathing hard but I slipped my fingers
inside her, she gasped, grabbed my hand and helped me slide my
finger in and out of her pussy.  I kissed my way down to her pussy
and begin to suck on her clit, her fingers ran through my hair.  I
ran my tongue into her pussy and continued to suck hard, her
breathing was ragged and hard, I felt her body jerk forward as she
screamed in ecstacy.  I couldn't take it anymore, I pushed her back
against the table and climbed on top of her, I felt my penis touch
her pussy and I pushed the head in.  She slid her hands down to my
ass and pulled me inside her.  I moved my cock in and out of her
faster and faster, her eyes rolled back and she groaned.  She
grabbed my shoulders and pulled my back against the floor, she
straddled on top of me and bounced up and down, It felt so good,I
saw her tits bounce up and down, she was grunting and breathing
heavily, I started to cum I felt an amazing release, I couldn't
take it anymore, I was incredible, I started spewing cum all over
the table, she jumped off my and sucked down every drop, I just
lied on the floor in awe.  She got dressed quickly gave me a wink
and ran out of the room.  I still couldn't get up, I was too
relaxed, wow one of the sexiest women I've seen just seduced me.
Maybe I was attractive to women, I just never tried before.  I
brought her to orgasm too, I could tell, Life is good.  I finally
got up, dressed and went out to finish rehearsal.  I didn't see
Christine again but I spent the rest of the day with a smile, even
Lori asked my why I was so happy, I just smiled and winked at her.

     After rehearsal I went home and called Susan to ask if she
wanted to go to dinner, she said yes and we agreed to meet at 7
o'clock.  I took a shower and got dressed.  In the restaurant I saw
that Susan was already there so I walked in and sat with her, We
both ordered and were served quickly, she seemed to be dressed up
and perfumed while I was just wearing nice clothes, she always took
dinner with me too seriously, any way we were starting to eat when
I mentioned about my encounter with Christine.
"You wouldn't believe what happened to me today" I started

"what?" she said as she smiled at me.

"Well I was sitting in one of the dressing rooms when Christine was
walked in...." I said

"Please don't mention her" she pleaded.

"Just listen, so she started touching me, and kissing me..." I
continued.

"What, you let that whore kiss you!!" she sounded furious, and drew
a bit of attention to herself by saying that to loud.

"calm down, calm down" I said

"I'm ok, that's all you did right?" she asked.

"Well...no" I said cautiously.

"You didn't, did you?" she said with tears in her eyes.


"It just happened, I didn't plan it" I tried to explain.

"You...." she tried to say something but just got up and ran out of
the restaurant.

     That was strange, what the hell is the matter with her, who
does she think she is, my mother.  I went home and tried to call
her but she wouldn't answer her phone, oh well, I went to bed.

     The next morning I woke up and went through the usual routine
and went to rehearsal.  At rehearsal Elaine was out sick so Lori
filled in so I could run through the scene.  Lori is a great
actress, and we got really into the love scene, when the time came
to kiss, we did without even thinking about it.  I got a little too
much into the scene and slipped her the tongue, she grabbed me
tighter and then slipped her tongue in my mouth, we sat there
making out on stage as our bodies squeezed together.  I felt my
erection growing so I pulled her closer rubbed my crotch against
hers.  My hands traveled across her back and onto her ass, I rubbed
and squeezed tight, she responded by doing the same.  I pulled back
and kissed her neck, I kissed my way down and unbuttoned her
blouse, after pulling it off, I attacked her jeans which came off
easily.  I lied her down on stage and tore off her underclothes, I
jumped on top of her naked body and rammed my tongue down her
throat.  She was a-lot older than I was but really hot.  She pulled
off my shirt and licked my chest, then she flipped me over onto the
stage and tore off my jeans and briefs with her teeth, pulling the
button off my jeans and ripping my briefs at the crotch.  She
slipped my cock into her mouth and sucked really hard.  I almost
lost my head, her tongue played around the head of my cock, she
grabbed my shaft and pulled up and down.  Then she worked her way
down and licked my balls, she sucked and licked until I had to pull
her off before I reached orgasm.  I picked up her naked body and
took her backstage, I took the ropes that open and close the
curtains and use them to tie her arms back, I then use some stage
weights, iron bricks used to keep set pieces steady, and some extra
rope to tie her ankles so her legs stayed open.  I grabbed her and
began to fuck her hard, I rammed my dick into her really hard, she
sighed and moaned in ecstacy as I pumped her harder and harder, her
juices dripped all over my cock, and I pushed myself into her up to
my balls, she twitched and yelled I continue to fuck her until I
couldn't take it anymore and I came.  I pulled out and dripped my
cum all over her breasts and erect nipples, then I rammed my cock
into her mouth and watched her suck it clean.  Then I untied her
and let her get her clothes, as I dressed I grabbed her and gave
her one final kiss, Then she smiled.
"Well, that was an interesting scene." She started.

"Yup." I said proudly.

"We had better keep this quiet." she said a little worried.

"Yea that's a good idea." I said, trying to leave.


"I've never dated a cast member before." Lori said, cheerful,
"especially one almost half my age." she added.

"Whoa, who ever said anything about dating?" I asked.

"What?!?" she asked.

"Listen Lori, just because we had sex doesn't mean were going to
get married or something" I said, trying to enlighten her to the
situation.

"But I thought that you....." she stumbled.

"Listen Lori, I had a great time, let's just remember that and go
on with our lives." I tried to calm her down.

"You son of a BITCH!" she screamed.

"calm down honey" I said.

She slapped me hard across the face and yelled "DON'T YOU HONEY ME,
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE, GET THE HELL OFF MY STAGE".

"Calm down Lori" I said.

"CALM DOWN, CALM DOWN!, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE YOUR LITTLE WHORE, YOU
THINK YOU CAN USE ME, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT, BUT YOU'RE
WORSE THAN THAT ASSHOLE TOM, AT LEAST HE DOESN'T BRING HIS
PERVERTED FANTASIES TO WORK" she took some deep breathes and
stopped yelling."Now get out of my face you pig"

"Hey, What the hell do you expect from screwing a guy on a public
stage." I said. "It's not like I forced you" I added.

"What just because I'm a woman in her 40's I'm not allowed to give
in to a little passion."she said.

"Just relax, ok?" I said.

"Relax, ok I'll relax when you are as far from my stage as
possible, and don't bother to come back". she said pointing to the
door.

"Fine bitch, you needs you anyway" I said as I walked out of the
room and went to get my stuff.

     I picked up my bag and found a note pinned on it, the note
read:
     -John-
          I'm sorry, Please forgive me.  Call me later. 

                                             Love;
                                             Susan


     Well at least Susan was coming around.  Lori is such a bitch
what the hell did she expect, stupid whore, I didn't need this job
anyway, I could always find a job at some other theater, maybe a
new job will team me up with a young director with big tits who
will appreciate it when I fuck her.  I went home and called Susan.
"Hello?" I heard her say.

"Hi, it's John" I replied.

"Hi, hey John what the hell happened between you and Lori, she was
pissed after your rehearsal, and I heard you were thrown out of the 
cast?" She asked.

"Lori is a bitch, she was pissed off because I wouldn't fuck her
anymore" I said.

"What, You slept with Lori too!" she exclaimed.

"Yep, fucked her good" I said proudly.

"What's wrong with you, first Christine now Lori who's next." she
said.

"Well, you if your lucky" I hinted.

"If you going to act like a slut then I don't even want to talk to
you."  She said.

"I'm not a slut, can I help it if I'm irresistible to the opposite
sex" I said.

"John what's going on with you, you're changing" she said.

"yup, life is good, I'm having the most sex of my life" I said.

"John, I don't like this change" she said.

"That's odd every other woman does." I said.

"John I gotta go, I'll call you tomorrow." She sighed.

"Talk to ya then." I said and hung up.

     What a worry wart, I was feeling a bit hungry so I walked to
the deli.  I got there to find the lights were all off, it had
closed, It was pretty late in the evening.  I looked inside and
banged on the door, I saw the blonde walk up to the door and point
to the closed sign, she was wearing and short black skirt and a
tank top, I could see her nipples so I knew she wasn't wearing a
bra.  I smiled and put my hands together in a begging motion.  She
rolled her eyes and opened the door.
"Thanks." I said.

"It's ok, My father would kill me if he found out I opened the
door, but I've seen you before so I figured why not let him in, he
is kind of cute." She said.

"Your pretty cute yourself, What's your name?" I asked.

"I'm Amy, what's yours?" she replied.

"John."

"Well what would you like John?" She asked standing behind the dark
counter.

"Well how about some roast beef." I said.

"Coming right up" she replied.  She opened up the display case and
got a large slab of meat and placed it on the slicer.

"Are you sure you can handle that?" I asked.

"Yes, But you can help if you want." She smiled and said.  I walked
behind the counter and put my hands over hers.  She began to cut
the meat, we pushed the slicer back and forth, with me right behind
her with my erection pushing up against her ass.  As we cut I began
kissing her neck, and tasting her skin.  My hands worked there way
up her arms and onto her tank top, I rubbed the fabric and pulled
it off over her head, she turned around showing me her young bare
breasts and kissed my hard, she ran her hands down my pants and
rubbed my cock, I slipped my and under her skirt, pulled off her
panties and fingered her pussy, her pussy was really tight I wanted
to fuck her soon.  She pulled down my jeans and briefs then started
to jerk me off.  I pushed her head down, she seemed reluctant so I
worked her mouth open and shoved my cock inside her mouth, She
sucked and licked, I held her head and fucked her mouth, I felt my
dick run past her teeth and her tongue flap around my cock.  I
picker her up and pushed her up against the display case, I pushed
up her skirt and shoved my cock deep inside her, she was so tight
I could barely hang on, but I started pumping I pushed in and out,
I felt her clit rubbing up against my cock, I pushed myself inside
her up to the balls, I started slamming my cock in and out of her,
she moaned and groaned, I kept pumping and pushing, in an out of
her.

"What the hell are you doing?" I heard.  As I turned around I saw
her father standing there extremely pissed off.  At that point her
father grabbed a rather large knife and went after me, I stumbled
around trying to get my pants on and jumped over the counter, after
falling down twice I made it out of the store and ran home, I could
still hear Amy's father screaming and cursing.  I got home and
passed out on the couch for the night.

     The next day I woke up and had no clue what to do, I tried
calling Susan.
"Hello." she said.



"Hi Susan, it's John." I said.

"Hi, John, look I gotta go I have rehearsal." She said.

"Ok, do you wanna have dinner later." I asked.

"Sorry, I can't." She said.

"Why not, what do you have a date?" I joked.

"Actually yes I have a date tonight, now I really gotta go John,
bye." she said then hung up.  She has a date, a date?  Why does she
have a date, she turned me down, As long as I've known her she has
never turned me down for dinner.  Well I was feeling in the mood
for some action, So I decided to sneak into the theater and see if
I could get into another encounter with Christine.

     I walked in the back door and heard Lori holding a rehearsal,
screaming at the cast as usual.  I walked into Christine's dressing
room and sat in the corner, Christine walked in, and checked her
stage makeup.
"Hi Christine." I said.

"John, what the hell are you doing in my dressing room?" she said
as she turned around.

"I'm just here to say hi" I said smoothly and I began rubbing her
hips and tried to kiss her neck.  She slapped me.

"Get the hell away from me!" she yelled.

"What's wrong, just a few days ago, you were all over me?" I asked.

"Well I was just doing a favor, ask Tom." She said and then walked
out of the room slamming the door.  What the hell did she mean, a
favor, I had to ask Tom.  I hurried myself behind the stage to the
lighting booth so Lori wouldn't see me.  I ran into the lighting
booth and grabbed Tom by the collar.
"You know what happened between me and Christine don't you? DON'T
YOU?" I said.

"Hell Yea, I did you a favor." he said.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Well, Christine wanted me, so I told her that she had to have you
first, I figured you needed a good lay to build up your confidence"
He said smiling.  I wanted to hit him but I controlled myself and
just walked away, I've been acting like an asshole, I was a stupid
slut, just as Susan said.

"So you and Christine are together now?" I asked trying to change
the subject.


"hell no, I had her once and that was it, she's used goods, I'm
going out with this other girl tonight, man I can't wait to get
into her panties." he said.

"Really who." I asked without interest.

"You might know her, she a cast member, 26, curly blonde hair, her
name is Susan." he said.

"WHAT!" I yelled.  At that point I punched him across the chops.
I jumped on him and began to beat the hell out of him.

"YOU UGLY, STUPID, PIECE, OF SHIT" I yelled still hitting him.
Then he hit me back and threw me against the wall, I turned around
and hit him with the spotlight he flew back and I began kicking him
in the ribs.

"YOU ASSHOLE, YOU WILL NOT SEE SUSAN, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO, I WILL
KILL YOU, YOU PIECE OF SHIT BEFORE I LET YOU TOUCH HER!" I said,
that's when i realized something about myself something that needed
to get out, I slowed my kicking and began to stagger back when I
was pulled backward by Lori, and the rest of the cast.

"Get out of here John, or I'm calling the police" Lori said.

"Where's Susan?" I asked.

"John I said get lost!" she said.

"Tell me where's Susan" I repeated.

"She went home, Now GET LOST."Lori insisted.

     I ran out of the theater and caught a taxi to Susan's
apartment building.  Running up to the door I pushed the buzzer for
Susan's apartment.
"Hello" I heard.

"Susan, it's John can I come up?" I asked.

"Go away, John." I heard.

"Please Susan, we have to talk."I pleaded.

     There was no answer, as I saw two people leaving the building,
I grabbed the door and ran inside, I took the elevator to her floor
and ran to her apartment door.  I pounded on the door.
"Susan, Please let me in" I yelled.

"Go away, John." She said from inside the apartment. 

"Please Susan, I need to talk to you." I said, but no answer came
from inside.


"Please Susan." I said then I fell on the floor and pleaded.
"Please Susan. I can't go away, I'm in love with you." I said.

     At that point the door opened and Susan stood there in a white
blouse and a pair of slacks with tears running down her cheeks.

"What did you say?" She asked.

"I said, I love you." I said and I grabbed her hands and held them.

"Do you mean it?" she asked.

"Of course I do, it took me a while to realize it but I know now,
I love you Susan." I said.  Then she began crying.

"I love you too, John." she said Then wrapped her arms around me
and gave me a big hug, our lips finally met and we went into her
apartment, we kicked the door closed and we continued to kiss, her
lips tasted like strawberries, I loved kissing her, this was the
sweetest moment of my life.  We made our way to the bedroom, and I
set her down on her bed.  Our tongues caressed each other, and I
began to unbutton her blouse, I pulled her blouse back and fondled
her breasts, her skin smelled sweet and I was finally happy.  Just
then I felt her body tense up and she pushed me off her bed and
covered herself up.
"Is this what you did to all your whores" She yelled crying.

"Please Susan, they meant nothing to me, I love you" I pleaded.

"Is that what you said to Christine and Lori and God knows how many
others." She yelled.

"Please Susan, I thought you loved me, please." I said.

"I did love you, but you changed, goodbye John." she said and then
pointed to the door.  I loved her too much to argue with her so I
just left in tears.  I never saw Susan again, I never got another
acting job.  I now work at a Supermarket just trying to keep my
apartment.  Tom eventually moved away with some stripper who left
him for a young delivery boy.  And I never dated again, I was to
live my life alone and it was all my fault.

