Title: Shudrani aur Punjabi ki Shaadi
Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi
Category: joke, masala, hindi, urdu
Hindustani Original:
Dravidi ne Punjabi se shaadi ki. Suhag-raat ke baad:
Shudrani: Mujhe talaq de pati.
Punjabi: Kyu ?
Shudrani: Bhosrika, jitni badi teri Lulli hai, usse bada tho Shudra ka jeebh hoti hai!
English Translation:
A Dravidi (Dravidian woman) married a Punjabi. After the Wedding-Night:
Shudrani (Shudra woman): Give me a divorce, my husband.
Punjabi: Why ?
Shudrani: Son of a Big-Vagina Woman, the size of your penis is the size of a Shudra man's
tongue!
The End