Triplets and a Chimney
Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
Item: Joke
Mid-Wife: Your Bibi just had triplets.
Moolla Do-Pyaza: I am not surprised. My Lund (black) is as big as a Chimney!
Mid-Wife (unimpressed): Better get it cleaned then - they are all black!
The End