Magnificent Madras ....
Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
Item: Joke
There was once a Maid from Madras
Who had a magnificent Ass.
Not elegant and pink
as you'd possibly think;
But so rounded and black some call it crass.
There was a man from Madras
Whose balls were made out of brass
In stormy weather...
..they clang together
And sparks came out of his ass.
There was this young guy from Madras,
With an ability quite crass,
If you fed him some batter,
and filled him with water,
He shot Sambaar out of his ass.
That pub mistress that danced in Darjeeling,
Who drank til her blatter was reeling,
Was known to lay on her back,
And finger her crack,
And piss all over the ceiling.
Nazia Bano's a lady quite blunt
For handsome young men she'd hunt,
In quite boisterous shows,
So now everyone knows ,
She caught one and he's licking her ...toes. *
Maryam Bano's a young lass of fashion,
Much known for her wit and her passion,
To her Yar she said
As she straddled his head
Here's one thing you men can't ration.
An adventurous young lad from Belaire,
Was doing his girl on the stair,
When the banister broke,
He doubled his stroke,
And finished her off in mid-air.
The End