Shudra Solar Eclipses
Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
Item: Joke
It was a working-class Bengali jute and textile industrial Shahr (city), and most of the
Aryan Bengali girls preferred to have big Kala Shudra Yaars (big black Shudra lovers) from the
nearby Telanga Bagan (Dravidian neighbourhood), on account of their penis size and better
stamina. Three Bangali mohalla boys, Rashid, Khalid and Jamshid, were boasting about their
Bubu's (sister's) Shudra Yaars (lovers).
Khalid said, "My Bubu's Shudra Yaar has such a big Kala Lund (black penis) little children
slide down it."
Not to be outdone, Rashid said, "That is nothing! My Bubu's Shudra Yaar has such a big Kala
Zubb (penis) that when he becomes hard, it hits him in the face!"
Then exclaimed Jamshid, "That is nothing! My Bubu's Shudra Yaar has such a big Kala Lund,
when he has an erection, he causes a solar eclipse!"
The End