Telugu Chillis and Telugu Lunds
Author: Nawabzada Taj-ood-Deen Khan Lakhnavi "Chota Lund Gora Londa"
Item: Joke
Once Sheikh Chilli and his devout Bibi went on pilgrimage to Hyderabad. They spent several
fortnights visiting the various Masjids, shrines of Sufis, tombs of Sultans and monuments of
Ghazis there. When they returned to their native Punjab, the men and women of their Shahr
(city) were astonished to find that Sheikh Chilli's fair Ashrafi Bibi only enjoyed the
spiciest Telugu food, even avoiding the traditional Mughlai food. The inhabitants were even
more astonished when she soon gave birth to a Kala Bacha (black child) with clearly Dravidian
features. To their questions Sheikh Chilli replied, "When in Hyderabad, my Bibi became
addicted to Telugu Chilis and Telugu Zubbs (penises), because both are much longer and
stronger than the normal varieties !"
The End